The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood: 53. Little Red Riding Hood’s Penicillin
This is the anti-theft badge. "Go to the old dean." Cao Nuo said.
"Dean?" Bai Xue was stunned for a moment, "I'm not going to..."
"Never inseparable." Xiao Ming nodded regretfully while biting his sandwich.
"It's still too young." Cao Nuo also joined the regret.
"Heh...that old man can only be a rogue." Wu Ge sneered.
Everyone looked at Wu Ge in silence, as if to say: You think everyone has the eloquence of your lawyer Wu, and you can make the underworld judge speechless, you can only rely on being a rogue.
Little Red Riding Hood came out of the courtyard office and asked three staff members along the way, one grandfather and one grandma, and finally grasped the whereabouts of the old dean, who was playing Tai Chi with grandparents in the courtyard.
Little Red Riding Hood went through the square dance area, the folk dance area, the ballroom dance area, and finally found the Tai Chi area in the corner. The old dean with a childlike appearance stood in front of the group of old men and women, practising Tai Chi leisurely.
"President, I have something to look for you." Little Red Riding Hood stood in front of the old dean.
"It turned out to be Little Red Riding Hood." The old dean shouted lovingly.
"This is the new girl in our hospital. She's so handsome. What's wrong with her?" An old man on the left of the dean asked with a smile.
"Uh... El Niño terminal illness." Little Red Riding Hood replied obediently.
"This disease is the most severe of the top ten terminal illnesses. Once you get sick, you won't be able to save it. If you get this disease, maybe the little girl will leave earlier than the old man like me." The old man said regretfully.
"!!!" Little Red Riding Hood's face is covered with black lines. How can I get angry and bully me as a beautiful girl who respects the old and loves the young?
"Doctor Liu, what you say hurts people like that." The grandmother standing on the left of the old dean blamed herself, "It's already very pitiful for the little girl to have this disease, so you can't be more euphemistic."
"Mr. Li, we are a hospice. Whoever comes here is not waiting to die, you still care about that." Dr. Liu said while playing Tai Chi, "I have been a doctor all my life, and I know best. How to deal with patients, although the truth hurts, it is most useful."
"Hospice care is the word of care. I have been engaged in education all my life. Let me tell you, humanistic care is the first." Teacher Li also returned.
The two of you went back and forth with me for a moment of debate, and finally turned around and asked Little Red Riding Hood at the same time: "Little girl, who do you think is right?"
"Uh..." Little Red Riding Hood said speechlessly, "You two elders are right, but I have something to do with the dean right now. I'll help you analyze it later."
"If you have anything to say, just say it here." While the dean spoke, he kept Tai Chi in his hands, obviously not planning to avoid anyone.
"Doctor Liu, Teacher Li?" Little Red Riding Hood looked at the two elderly people beside him for help.
"Understood." The two high-quality seniors retreated knowingly, playing Tai Chi.
"What the **** is going on? It's so frustrating early in the morning." The old dean asked casually.
"I want to change jobs!" Little Red Riding Hood said what he had been thinking about all night. That's right, after returning from Brother Wolf yesterday, Little Red Riding Hood thought for a whole night and came to the conclusion that she couldn't handle such a big pervert as Brother Wolf.
"Change job? Then you've changed, come and tell me?" The dean is tall and straight, and his movements are smooth.
Ah, Tai Chi is really my Chinese martial arts treasure, elegant and healthy, no wonder it has endured for thousands of years.
"I need you to change it for me," said Little Red Riding Hood.
"You're such an adult, you can decide for yourself to change jobs. Why are you looking for me?" the dean said with disgust, "Don't be a bitch."
"Where is it? I asked you to change the mission target for me. Brother Wolf, I can't handle it." Little Red Riding Hood said.
"Oh~~" The dean finally understood, and his hands kept moving, "It's only a few days before you gave up."
"On the fifth day, this person committed suicide four times in total." Little Red Riding Hood stretched out four fingers, almost poking the Dean's face.
The dean turned around and pushed the Tai Chi in his hand. Little Red Riding Hood was frightened and stepped back several steps: "Four times in five days, the frequency is not very high, you still have twenty-five days, Keep up the good work."
"President, I can't do it. I can't handle this person. This person is a pervert. He is not a normal person at all." Little Red Riding Hood said eagerly.
"If you were a normal person, what would you do?" the dean said earnestly, "Young people, the salary is not so easy to earn."
"President, I'm a newcomer, can't you give me a simpler task?" Little Red Riding Hood asked.
"Do you think life is divided into noble and inferior?" the dean suddenly asked.
"Probably... no." Little Red Riding Hood replied uncertainly.
"Since there is no distinction between high and low life, and our mission is to save lives, what is the difference between the difficulty and the easy?"
"..." Little Red Riding Hood deeply suspects that the old dean and the wolf brother may have come out of the same training class, and the fallacies they said are the same.
"But... my task is really difficult. Bai Xue and Xiao Ming both said that the difficulty factor of this task exceeds the standard." Little Red Riding Hood said.
"I understand you, you must be very depressed, frustrated, and helpless right now."
"Yeah." Little Red Riding Hood nodded desperately, the old dean understood her
"At this time, you should think more about salary." The dean gave a very effective suggestion, "It will give you endless motivation."
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"Think about it again, who else can give you such a high salary?"
"..." Little Red Riding Hood finally recognized the reality, "That is, if you don't want to die, you have to do it."
"Hey, what are you talking about? Our company is a very humane company. It's not impossible if you have to change the mission target." The dean changed the topic.
"How to change?" Little Red Riding Hood excitedly asked.
"As long as someone is willing to take over your task," the Dean said.
Take over? Little Red Riding Hood began to filter candidates in his mind. Brother Wolf is such a pervert. It must be a protracted battle to cure him, so he must find someone with longer HP. Who has the longest HP...
"However," the dean said before he finished speaking, "as the price of changing the mission objective, you cannot take on new missions until this mission objective is conquered."
Cannot accept new quests! That is to say, if Brother Wolf can't do it within a month, no, there are only a little more than twenty-five days left. Within this time, Brother Wolf can give up suicide, and he will be dead.
Little Red Riding Hood scratched her head in frustration: "You might as well say no."
"Hey, so to speak, Xian's company is very inhumane." The dean educated.
Your sister, you are a branch of the Underworld Group, and you still pay attention to humanization.
Little Red Riding Hood can't wait to jump up and grab the old dean's collar, go into a state of epilepsy and shake him to death. But the matter of temper is small, life and death are big, Little Red Riding Hood can only hold it in one breath, and has to follow the old man's buttocks, admire him doing Tai Chi, and ask for help by the way: "Dean, I really don't know what to do now. Did you do it? Brother Wolf was annoyed by me before. In order not to see me again, he decided not to commit suicide for the next month. I don't want to say that he will kill himself now, I don't even have a chance to get close to him. "
"Don't commit suicide within a month?" The dean seemed a little surprised.
"Hmmmm." Did you notice something.
"There is progress, keep bothering him until he doesn't want to commit suicide." The dean encouraged.
Your sister, didn't you realize that I have less than a month left...
"President, I don't have enough time." With such a careless leader, Little Red Riding Hood is very tired.
"I don't have enough time, I can help you with this." The dean suddenly said generously.
Little Red Riding Hood was stunned for a moment, as if she couldn't believe it. The old dean actually said something human. Could it be that he wanted to advance my salary in advance? ?
When Little Red Riding Hood was thinking about something, I saw the old dean suddenly turned around and shouted: "Everyone, Little Red Riding Hood said she didn't have enough time, let's give her a motto one by one."
"Okay, I'll come first." Dr. Liu said first, "Mr. Lu Xun said that time is like water in a sponge. As long as you squeeze it, there will always be some."
"Tao Yuanming said that if the golden age does not come again, it will be difficult to return to the morning. Be encouraged in time, and time is not for others."
"Shakespeare said that no matter how gluttonous time devours everything, we must strive to gain our reputation while this breath is still alive, so that the scythe of time cannot hurt us."
“□□ said that 10,000 years is too long, and it’s just a matter of time.”
"Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows..."
The grandparents don't play Tai Chi anymore, they become cultural people, ancient and modern Chinese and foreign poems against each other.
Little Red Riding Hood was desperate, she turned and left the Tai Chi area, then walked through the ballroom dance, folk dance, and square dance area, and returned to the room lonely.
Does God really want to kill such a beautiful, lovely, innocent and kind girl?
What does this mean? It means that the task of saving Brother Wolf is even more arduous.
You say that he is a standard tall, rich and handsome, a superb domineering president, and an IQ talent that surpasses ordinary people. Why would he want to commit suicide. You said you committed suicide, but why did you choose to commit suicide during my Little Red Riding Hood novice mission?
But no matter how much you complain, no matter how weird Brother Wolf is, in order to survive, Little Red Riding Hood must eat this piece of wolf meat. So in order to nibble on this sweet and delicious wolf meat, Little Red Riding Hood spent half a day checking the life of Brother Wolf. From childhood to adulthood, everything is small and small, and the more I look at it, the more I feel that it is better to let Brother Wolf die.
He doesn't know how to cherish such a perfect life, why is he alive? ?
Of course, this impulsive thought, Little Red Riding Hood, only lasted for one lunch. After lunch, Little Red Riding Hood turned to reading about depression.
But depression is such a broad and profound disease, how can it be understood in one afternoon? In desperation, Little Red Riding Hood resolutely changed her mind after dinner and began to read some positive and positive books. I strive to see Brother Wolf next time, and conquer him with touching words.
Just watching, watching, Little Red Riding Hood accidentally fell asleep. It seems that these words are not only touching, but also hypnotizing.
Meanwhile, in Brother Wolf's apartment, Brother Wolf suddenly wanted to eat an apple. He steered his wheelchair to the restaurant, and picked up a large, delicate and red-colored imported apple from the dining table. In fact, Brother Wolf is not very obsessed with importing apples. This red peel, I don't know how much wax is on it.
Of course, Brother Wolf, a person who dares to commit suicide, wouldn't care about this bit of wax, but Brother Wolf cares about the taste. So before eating apples, we have to peel them. Immediately, Brother Wolf picked up a fruit knife from the table and began to peel the apple seriously.
Little by little, layer by layer, the red apple peel was cut off by a fruit knife, revealing the sweet and delicious pulp inside. Brother Wolf looked at the snow-white flesh under the peel, and suddenly had a strange feeling.
Peel off the red skin on the outside, revealing the white flesh inside, the red and white is very beautiful.
Wouldn't it be so pretty if the white skin on the wrist was cut open and the blood gushing out of the veins?
Brother Wolf thought so, the fruit knife in his hand unconsciously rested on his wrist.
"Bang!"
The loud crash disrupted Brother Wolf's pursuit of aesthetics. He turned his head irritably and saw a woman who fell like a dog gnawing mud at the door of the restaurant.
Brother Wolf thought this pose was quite interesting, so he kept the pose and admired it for a while.