The Attack of Little Red Riding Hood: 59. Xiaoming starts school
This is the anti-theft badge
"Little Red Riding Hood, come and sit down, I'll buy you breakfast." Bai Xue was the first to discover Little Red Riding Hood.
"Thank you." Little Red Riding Hood's voice had a thick nasal tone, obviously the cold was not cured.
"Why is your nasal voice so heavy, didn't you take the cold medicine I gave you yesterday?" Xiao Ming asked with concern.
"No." Little Red Riding Hood shook his head, "I used to catch a cold and sleep well, I never needed to take medicine, and I don't know what happened this time."
"You used to sleep well, because you used to have good physical resistance. Now you have a terminal illness, and this time is different from the past." Wu Ge said aloud.
"That's right." Bai Xue also nodded in agreement, "We are all terminally ill people. This physical function cannot be compared with ordinary people. In the future, we must pay special attention to our body. We must pay attention to any colds, fever, headaches and brain heat."
"So serious?" Little Red Riding Hood was shocked.
"You'll be able to recognize the reality if you get sick a few more times," Xiao Ming said.
"Do you want to curse me like this?" Little Red Riding Hood was depressed. Isn't this her body after a terminal illness?
At this time, the restaurant door was suddenly pushed open with a bang, and a young man dressed in fashion strode in, and then made a gesture at the restaurant door that he thought was handsome, and used the actor's style. The voice asked in a contrived voice: "Patients, have you missed me since I haven't seen you for a month?"
"Bored?" Snow White.
"Idiot." Wuge.
"Cao Nuo, you're back." Only Xiao Ming showed his surprise.
"I knew you would miss me." Cao Nuo ignored the comments of the first two people and walked towards Xiao Ming with a bright face.
"Have you got the signature of the actor Tan?" Xiao Ming immediately leaned up and asked.
"Of course I got it." Cao Nuo took out a postcard from his pocket and handed it to Xiao Ming.
And Xiao Ming ignored Cao Nuo after receiving the postcard, and returned to the table with the postcard to continue eating breakfast.
"Do you want to be so realistic?" Cao Nuo couldn't bear it.
"..." The restaurant was quiet, and no one paid any attention to him.
Cao Nuo straightened his collar, which did not exist, in embarrassment, and walked towards the dining table, meeting Little Red Riding Hood's curious gaze.
"Cough..." Cao Nuo straightened his hair, which was covered in hairspray, and the pretentious male vocalist appeared again, "This beauty must be the new patient, Little Red Riding Hood."
"Hello." Little Red Riding Hood introduced himself, "I'm Little Red Riding Hood, El Nino is absolutely confirmed, and I have 26 days of health."
"Hello Little Red Riding Hood, I'm Cao Nuo, a patient with Sahuang syndrome, with nine months of HP." Cao Nuo stretched out his hand to shake Little Red Riding Hood as he spoke.
"Crack!"
"Ouch, it hurts."
Bai Xue patted Cao Nuo's hand back with chopsticks: "Put away your salty pig hands."
"Shaking hands is basic courtesy." Cao Nuo defended.
"You think it's business, shake hands when you meet, who are you lying to?" Bai Xue turned to Little Red Riding Hood and said, "This man is a **** and likes to take advantage of girls, so be careful."
"Oh." Little Red Riding Hood silently retracted the hand that he had just stretched out halfway.
"Should I do this? The rabbits still don't eat the grass on the edge of the nest, can I attack the patient?" Cao Nuo said aggrieved.
“Every time you are in heat, you like to speak in a contrived voice broadcast. There are traces to follow, and it is easy to find.” Wu Ge said suddenly.
"Lawyer Wu, I was practicing my lines." Cao Nuo said, "Do you know what an actor's self-cultivation is?"
"Heh..." Wuge gave him a sneer.
"Mr. Cao is an actor?" Little Red Riding Hood asked in surprise.
"Yes..."
"What kind of actor, he is a group leader." Before Cao Nuo could answer, Xiao Ming said first, "Do you know what a group leader is? It's the kind of person who leads a group of extras at the entrance of the film and television city. Head to head."
"Oh." Little Red Riding Hood said he understood.
"What happened to the group leader? What happened to the group performance? Isn't the group performance not an actor?" Cao Nuo said indignantly, "I have participated in more film and television dramas than those movie stars and actresses."
"Each play is less than a second." Bai Xue complained.
"That's right, at least there are still shots." Wuge continued appropriately.
"..." Cao Nuo found that he couldn't stand against the group of patients who knew his old age, so he decided to change the subject, "Stop talking about me, talk about new patients."
"Huh?" Little Red Riding Hood looked up suspiciously.
"You only have 26 days of HP left. This time is a bit tight. Have you received the novice quest?" Cao Nuo asked.
"Yes." Little Red Riding Hood grimaced.
"The progress is not ideal?" Cao Nuo knew when he saw Little Red Riding Hood's expression, "It's okay, I'll help you find a solution."
"Really, thank you." Little Red Riding Hood was excited, this group of leaders is just right, no wonder they can be the leader.
"No, I've been idle lately anyway. When you come out with your target, I'll find time to kidnap you." Cao Nuo said casually.
"Abducted?" Little Red Riding Hood asked in confusion.
Xiao Ming finally finished his last bite of the steamed buns and explained in a timely manner: "This is his special way to complete the task."
"What do you mean?" Little Red Riding Hood was even more confused.
"What about this guy, although he is a group leader, he loves to read novels." Is there any incompatibility between the two? "And Cao Quntou's favorite novel is called Infinite Horror."
"Horror novel?" Although Little Red Riding Hood has never read it, she knew it was a horror novel from the name.
"That's right." When Cao Nuo mentioned his favorite novel, Cao Nuo was immediately excited, "This novel is about a great space of the gods. Some players who feel that life is boring and meaningless are drawn from the present world. Enter the horror world for a survival game. Is this setting similar to our mission objectives?"
That said, it's really similar.
"The characters in this novel, after experiencing several horror stories, went from being unlovable at first to wanting to live. This world-beating change is exactly what our company needs. things." Cao Nuo said.
To actually use this kind of novel, this is simply an operation guide for the mission of the company.
"Humans are afraid of death only when they feel the preciousness of life. So...my method is." Cao Nuo finally said the point, "Bring out your mission goal, I will do a realistic kidnapping. , put him in an extremely terrifying environment, and let him truly experience the horror of death."
"This... is not good." Little Red Riding Hood asked hesitantly.
"Tsk, I didn't read the employee handbook. As long as it doesn't violate the law, moral standards can be relaxed appropriately." Cao Nuo said, "It's not really kidnapping, it's just playing an escape room."
"Does it work?" Little Red Riding Hood asked again.
"It's very useful, especially for the novice task." Cao Nuo said confidently, "The first task I received was a lost gambler who lost his family. He was called a lifeless gambler at the time. Lovely, always ready to jump from the top of the building. I put a sack on him and pulled him off the roof. After a perverted murder escape, let alone suicide, I quit gambling. Now it's a small company. The boss of the company will go public next year.”
"So smart?" Little Red Riding Hood couldn't believe it.
"Of course, the second and third are all done this way. This method can't be said to be a hundred hits, at least ninety hits." Cao Nuo said confidently, "I don't think you have any remaining HP. I only helped you for a few days, and I haven't helped them."
"Oh... no need." Wu Ge said coldly.
"Of course you don't need it anymore. You are so vicious. You directly scold someone who wants to die until they want to live." Cao Nuo complained, "Those who want to live scold that they want to die. It really depends on one mouth. ."
"So powerful?" Little Red Riding Hood died of curiosity, "How did you do it."
"I'll tell you." Cao Nuo broke the news wildly, "Wu Ge's novice task is a migrant worker who can't get money to go home for the New Year and wants to jump off a building. When he was sent to the court, he was preparing to pay one billion yuan. The U.S. dollar economic case was suddenly sent to the past. Think how angry he was. He drenched the migrant worker's blood on the spot, and then issued a few court summonses to sue the contractor, and then went to court. I want to kill the foreman again."
"That's right, that's right." Xiao Ming seemed to remember something funny, "Before that, Big Brother Wuge was a famous cold-blooded lawyer in our Star City, and he only brought lawsuits for the rich. But that time he gave him for free. The migrant workers asked for wages, which completely shocked the people of Xingcheng. A bunch of people lined up on Weibo to apologize to Brother Wu, saying that he was wrongly blamed before, so he is a good lawyer who is cold on the outside and hot on the inside."
"That's why the world is so stupid." Cao Nuo sighed.
Little Red Riding Hood glanced at Wu Ge quietly, and found that his expression was calm and did not seem angry, so he turned to look at Xiao Ming: "What about you, Xiao Ming, how did you complete your first mission?"
"Me? My novice task has no reference value." Xiao Ming said.
"Tell me about it." Regardless of whether it is valuable or not, having one more method is one method.
"I'm curious too, Xiao Ming, tell me." Bai Xue also urged, apparently she had never heard of Xiao Ming's story.
"My first mission target is a child." Xiao Ming said a little embarrassedly, "He was dating someone online because of playing games, and then the netizen dumped him, the little kid doesn't understand anything, it's a mess. I wanted to commit suicide, but I ran to hang myself."
"Bear boy." Cao Nuo asked, "then how did you deal with it?"
"It's very simple." Xiao Ming's face was embarrassed.
"How easy is it?" Bai Xue asked.
"I...I sued my parents."
"..." There was a long silence.
"You are too simple, and have no reference value at all." Cao Nuo commented.
"I said it all." Xiao Ming pouted innocently.
"What about you, Snow White? How did you solve your first task?" Little Red Riding Hood turned and asked Snow White again.
Bai Xue recalled: "I, my first mission target was a bride who had escaped marriage. She was going to jump into the sea wearing a wedding dress. I was sent directly from the studio. I persuaded her that women should Live for yourself, and you can't bury yourself for a scumbag. Then I used the scissors in my hand to change her wedding dress into an elegant dress, and encourage her to go into a new life."
"And then what?" Cao Nuo asked.
"Then it succeeded?" Bai Xuetan spread his hands.
"It's that simple? But yes, it's a novice task." Cao Nuo nodded understandingly.
"Then why is my novice task so difficult?" Little Red Riding Hood pressed his chin against the dining table. Why does the patient's voice sound easy, and he encountered a neuropathy.
"Is your mission difficult? What kind of?" Cao Nuo asked curiously.
"A neurotic who commits suicide by changing different methods every day. It's a big pervert, and it's weird." Little Red Riding Hood said with righteous indignation.
"It's so troublesome, it's alright, I'll wait until I've arranged it, you bring it out and try it with my method." Cao Nuo said enthusiastically.
"Well, thank you, but..." Little Red Riding Hood hesitated. "He has bodyguards by his side, so it's hard to tie him up."
"That's it..." Cao Nuo hesitated immediately, "Wait... When will there be no bodyguards, you can find me again." His group of brothers are all group actors, so it's okay to act in a play, really If you want to fight with the bodyguard, you won't be able to fight.
"Oh..." Little Red Riding Hood lost again. He didn't have Xiao Ming's luck, Bai Xue's talent, Wu Ge's poisonous tongue, and even Cao Nuo's methods were blocked by bodyguards.