It’s Too Hard To Die Chapter 56: Why is your dog so incompetent?

"Xiao Bai, **** you." Ergou kicked his dog's legs in the air, and then kept kicking Xiao Bai, but he didn't even kick.

"Fuck, this dog can still talk!" The second shop assistant was also shocked. Can dogs talk these days? Ordinary beasts can only speak when they reach the sixth rank. This dog has no spiritual energy emanating from the whole body. At a glance, you can see that it is just an ordinary dog.

Dian Xiaoer thinks that Ergou is an ordinary dog. It is quite normal. After all, Ergou is a god, and only God can perceive the breath of God. Such an ordinary martial artist can't perceive it at all.

"Sister Gou, I'm a wolf, do you know what a wolf is?" Ergou immediately became anxious when he heard that he was a dog, and his mouth was fragrant and his mouth was like smearing honey.

"Why is your dog so incompetent?" Xiao Er was also very angry when he heard a dog dare to scold him. I don't care if I humiliate others every day. Today, I was scolded by a dog. Uncle can't bear it. , Aunt can't bear it. The two young masters in front of him looked at each of them as elegant and easy-going, gentle and gentle like jade, why is this dog's mouth so stinky.

If Xiao Bai knew that the shop boy was praising him, Xiao Bai would definitely give this boy a thumbs up. Alas, there are not many people who like to tell the truth now.

"Cough, brother, I'm really sorry, my dog ​​has caused you trouble, please don't mind." Xiao Bai said, and gave the shop clerk some spirit stones, there is a chance to scold the second dog. Will Bai give up? it's out of the question.

"Xiao Bai, I'm not a human, but you are a real dog." Ergou certainly knows what Xiao vernacular means, Nima, I'm not your pet.

"Young Master, your dog should be a special spiritual pet." The second shop assistant was full of joy when Xiao Bai handed over the spiritual stone, and his eyes narrowed into a line of joy. called son. Still this young man is good, not only has a good temper, no matter how much his pet scolds him, he won't retaliate, but he is also generous, and he doesn't look like a **** at all.

Looking at this young master's spiritual pet, the gap is too big. They all say that the dog follows the owner, but this dog doesn't follow at all. If you open your mouth and keep your mouth shut, you are swearing.

Xiao Er didn't feel much anger towards Ergou for the tip Xiao Bai gave, so he turned around and walked to the counter to calculate the bill for Xiao Bai, "Sir, how many days do you want to stay?"

"Let's stay for seven days first." Xiao Bai thought about it and said, after all, so far, they haven't found any trace of Xue Sisi and the others, so now they can only wait here.

"Okay, do you still need meals, etc., sir? If not, I will sum up the total consumption for you now." The second asked again.

"Dine, of course." Xiao Bai answered the question of eating very quickly. He was not active in eating and had problems with his brain.

"Because your consumption level has reached certain requirements, we have free single rooms and higher services here, so please come with me." Xiao Er walked out of the counter and prepared to lead the way.

"The single room is no longer needed. Let's eat outside. The scenery outside is better." Xiao Bai rejected the benefit of the single room. Ask outside for information.

"Good son, if you don't want a single room, our restaurant will use the corresponding food to offset the cost of the single room." Xiao Er feels more and more that Xiao Bai and the others are noble. Look at the other sons of the same generation, all of them have high hearts. He is arrogant, considers himself aloof, and says that he disdains to be in the company of these commoners. The eyes are full of eyes that no one looks down on. If it wasn't for their arrogant father, they wouldn't know how many times they would have died on the street with this kind of stubbornness.

Xiao Bai nodded, Xiao Er started to lead the three Xiao Bai forward, Xiao Bai sighed again in the process of walking, "It's good to be rich, look at this attitude, how good it is, There is also a free single room provided, if you don’t want a single room, you will also get free food, the happiness of the rich is really unimaginable for ordinary people.”

The three of Xiao Bai found a place near the window and sat down, "Young Master, what do you need?" Xiao Er asked after seeing Xiao Bai and the others sitting down.

Xiao Bai and Nangong Yunmo are standard sitting postures, but Ergou is different. They have to learn how to sit. They sit on the stool with one buttocks, back down, and put their front legs on the table. The shop assistant saw black lines all over his head, Nima, how can a dog eat like this?

In fact, Ergou has always been sitting in this posture when eating. In Xiao Bai's opinion, this sitting posture is really indecent. Just like Ergou sitting like this, all that should not have been leaked out. Xiao Bai had prepared a few for Ergou. The set of pet clothes, the size is just right, but Ergou doesn't accept Xiao Bai's kindness at all.

I want to scold people when I mention that pet clothes Ergou. I have been in the God Realm for so many years and have never worn clothes, but you let me wear them and I can wear them, but you TM gave me a pink dress. What's the meaning? What's more exaggerated is to give a green one, it is simply green glow, isn't this an obvious target for my two dogs?

"The best dishes in our shop will be served in fifty portions first!" Xiao Bai tapped the table with his fingers and said, "Nima, I order every time. It's embarrassing, you know?"

"Okay, son, five for each... 50 copies!?" The second shop assistant said that he suddenly got stuck. I heard right, fifty copies each.

The other diners who ate here were also shocked. Some people looked at Xiao Bai and their eyes were wrong. Nima, this is the reincarnation of a divine pig. It is so delicious, the best dishes are fifty each. If you eat this, you can't kill people alive?

Xiao Bai is accustomed to these looks at pigs. TMD always orders me to order food. Ergou is such a foolish critic as the name says. The dishes are as they should be, which made Nangong Yunmo unable to refute. After all, respecting teachers is very important in Dongli Continent.

It's just that the most people look at Xiao Bai with the eyes of a pig. If this goes on, Xiao Bai feels that he will become a celebrity. Then the main quest "Become a celebrity in Dongli Continent." It is possible to become a big star just by eating. .

"Yes, it's 50 servings. It's just because my pet can eat more, so I ask for more. Don't worry, the money will not be less for you." Xiao Bai thinks it's better to pass the pot to Ergou, after all There are really a lot of people today, Ergou, as a senior, should come forward to fight the first one.

Sure enough, when Xiao Bai pushed the pot like this, other people's eyes changed, and I was startled. I said that no matter how much people can eat, it's impossible to eat so much. It turns out that my pets can eat it.

It's just that the eyes they look at Ergou are even more strange. This dog is skinny, and it doesn't look like it can eat so much. Could it be that its small body contains a big stomach?

"Xiao Bai really wants to slap you to death right now." Ergou is not stupid, of course he felt that the eyes of others were staring straight at him.

"Fuck, talking dog!"

"What kind of spiritual pet is this, even able to speak."

"Not only can he speak, but he can also curse."

"Why is this dog so incompetent." Because Ergou suddenly spit out human words, after all, they have never heard of talking dogs, so they are all very curious, all staring at Ergou, waiting for Ergou The dog continued talking.

Ergou now feels that there is a heavy burden on his shoulders. He now deeply understands the sentence "The feeling of carrying a heavy burden is that a thousand people are all looking forward to every word you say." /

"Ding! Enemy creatures detected, please select a target plan."