One Step to The End: 1355 hard vegetables

In the huge control center, there are hundreds of people in white sitting behind six rows of electronic desks, constantly operating the virtual screens in front of them. In a glass room not far away, there is a three-dimensional virtual sand table. A number of red dots and codenames are displayed on it.

"The big fight has been artificially started in advance. The ancient corpse team currently ranks first in total points, leaving the second team with more than 5,000 points. This is still in the case of giving up 10,000 points of gold..."

The female assistant of pure desire stood in front of the sand table to explain, and the female boss "Song" stood by her side and held her arms, but among the dozen people present, only four seemed to be pure human beings, and the remaining twelve were all Strange-shaped, racially diverse humanoids.

"Why give up the points card, isn't it better to use it as bait..."

A large-headed, white-eyed alien spoke up, surrounded by an unusually strong walnut-headed man, a blue-skinned murloc with dorsal fins, a black robot with red eyes, and blond hair, pointed ears, and dangling tips. Eyebrows, elf-like handsome men, etc.

"My lord! The point card is the bait, and the discard is just an illusion..."

The female assistant explained: "The coordinates of the ancient corpse team have been announced and refreshed every three hours, but they will stay away from the mine before the refresh and plant explosives near the mine, waiting for other teams to be blown away. , they will rush back to attack again, and they will succeed every time!"

"I understand..."

The big-headed man said angrily: "They used the time difference of the coordinates to make their opponents mistakenly think that they were far from the mine, so you are helping them by publishing the coordinates, which violates the principle of fair competition, and someone must be responsible for this!"

"Sir Baimu! You misunderstood, we have the right to publish the coordinates of the canned man..."

Boss Song said quickly: "You can retrieve the video data, because the eliminated white ninja team accurately ambushed them and made them guess that their coordinates were announced, so this situation happened. People help the corpse team to cheat, but they are too sharp!"

"My lord! Just listen to this recording and you'll understand..."

The female assistant scratched a few times on the sand table, and the sand table turned into a holographic image. She only saw Zhao Guanren lying on the hillside, holding the binoculars and saying, "Oh ho~ two layers of beef with cucumbers, red and blue hard vegetables. I'm here, I'm afraid it's steamed sunfish!"

“click~”

Xia Buer put away his pocket watch beside him and smiled: "It seems that my estimate is correct. Our coordinates will be refreshed every three hours, but the dishes served at this time must be anti-pornography. Brigade, the wind is screaming, we will meet on the 13th floor of Block B!"

"Song!"

The handsome elf frowned and said, "What are these people talking about, is there something wrong with the translation system?"

"No! They're all slang, which is code..."

Boss Song shook his head and said: "The ancient corpse team knew we were monitoring, and they were worried that we would help others to cheat. Not only did they use undecipherable code words, but they also deliberately said the opposite, so no one was assisting them, but their abilities were beyond their reach. It is estimated that the scoring system has been updated and upgraded for this!"

"No! I don't believe you humans..."

The automatic door of the room suddenly opened, and six men and women walked in. They looked like humans, but their skin and eyeballs were all gold, and even their hair was made of gold wire. , but the technical clothes are pure white.

"Queen Thorin!"

A group of aliens rubbed their **** and saluted. The leader was a golden lady who looked like a human being in her thirties. She was wearing a long white dress that fell to the ground, and she was no less than 2.5 meters tall. It was as exaggerated as a tall little giant, but she returned the courtesy arrogantly and gracefully.

"Your Highness the Queen! Why are you here in person..."

Boss Song looked at each other in surprise, and the golden queen said coldly, "I have received a lot of investment

Sue, the ancient corpse team has been out of the normal category. After our preliminary investigation, some humans have tampered with the registration information in the system, and they are not canned people at all! "

"What? It's impossible..."

Boss Song's expression suddenly changed, and he said loudly: "The ancient corpse team was formed in the training cabin, and after instilling memories, they passed numerous inspections. They are 100% native human beings, and have not undergone any genetic modification. No one can Hiding the inspection of the alliance!"

"Abominable human beings, meanness is your nature..."

The Queen of Gold pushed her away arrogantly, called out a few pieces of information on the sand table, and said, "Look! The ancient corpse team is not your product. Their genes are primitive people on earth, and these ancient corpses in space have been resurrected. , and posing as a can man to enter the finals!"

"My God! How could this be..."

The female assistant covered her mouth in horror and looked at Boss Song anxiously.

“Bang~”

The walnut head slammed the sand table and said angrily: "You dirty cheaters, our warriors were excreted in their faces and became the laughing stock of the whole league, you should be banished and burned to death , we Tata people will not tolerate cheaters!"

"Everyone! This isn't cheating, it's just an accidental setup..."

Boss Song pointed to the information and said, "Aren't they primitive humans? Their genes are more primitive than artificial humans, and their intelligence is far below the average. All aspects meet the requirements of competitors. You are fighting against a group of primitive creatures. , what else to complain about?"

"I know you can quibble, but tampering with registration information is a crime..."

The Golden Queen said loudly: "Song Lauren! You have been suspended, you have to stay here and can't go anywhere until the Overwatch Council arrives, come here! Announce the coordinates of the ancient corpse squad in real time, and dispatch looting mercenaries. Team, replace the final team!"

"Her Royal Highness! It's not fair..."

Boss Song said anxiously: "It is stated in the competition rules that super-era products are not allowed. Although predators have ancient genes, they have laser weapons and biological radar systems. It is illegal to send predators to participate in the competition. !”

"Song! You should learn more about the history of racial origins..."

The Queen of Gold sneered: "According to the original records of the predators, they first landed on Earth in 1839. It is not illegal to send them, but for the sake of fairness, technological equipment will not appear, but their innate abilities... ...also not illegal!"

Walnut Head yelled angrily: "Get her out, I don't want to see this cheating woman!"

"I will go out myself, but I hope you will respect the rules of the game..."

Boss Song waved his hand stiffly, and walked out with only three subordinates. After entering an office, she said angrily, "Who did it? Smart idiots who think we are not passive enough. Well, once the raiders land, we're all lost!"

"It must be the engineer's own opinion, I will send someone to investigate..."

The female assistant's hand suddenly cracked, and a virtual screen was projected from the palm of her palm. Unexpectedly, the internal structure of her seemingly soft and boneless hand was all electronic.

"No! It doesn't matter whether we check or not, we have already been caught..."

Boss Song waved his hand and said, "That **** Sorin will definitely play tricks and help her team win. Now we can only find a way to send a message to 8176, let them deal with the predators, buy time for our team, and get more Points!"

"Boss! Our authority has been lowered, so we can only watch..."

A handsome blond guy spread his hand helplessly, but the female assistant said: "I have a way to send a message to the ancient corpse team, but I can't escape the surveillance of Sorin, unless... we also use undecipherable code words, have to let him

We understand! "

"I can guess some of their code words..."

Boss Song said thoughtfully: "The dog is to hide, the drug is to detonate, the clam is to retreat, and the demon spirit refers to us, but I have never understood the meaning of anti-pornography, they just mentioned this word. I'll be very cautious, or try it... the demon spirit is smashing pornography, you're a jerk!"

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"Three days! Are we in the top three in points..."

In a steaming natural hot spring, Liu Tianliang was leaning against the pool and watching the sunset. The one-eyed girl was pouring red wine on top of him, and distributed it to Chen Guangda and Zhao Ziqiang next to him. Lin Lin and Ai Mei also soaked in the water. There's a brunette Barbara soaking her feet by the pool.

"Should come in, but there are only three things to do, this business can't be done..."

Zhao Ziqiang raised his head and drank all the red wine in the glass, Chen Guangda nodded and said, "It's time to withdraw! Don't ask for 10,000 cents in the mine, it's too ostentatious to carry, anyway, we can rush into the top three Name is enough, leave it to other teams to fight!"

"Loki! Are you guys back yet..."

The one-eyed girl raised her head with a smile, only to see Luo Ji, who was dressed in yellow, walked into the small valley, and quickly squatted by the hot spring pool. /

"Fuck! Run..."

The three men bounced like an electric shock. Liu Tianliang shoved the one-eyed girl into the water, and was about to run away wearing only wet pants, but the three men were stunned at the same time and looked at Luo Ji in astonishment. Asked: "Who said there are demon spirits?"

"Yao Yaoling sweeps away pornography, hard dish dog..."

Luo Ji turned her head away after saying this, with a foolish look, causing Liu Tianliang to be depressed: "I will say that she will leak electricity sooner or later, and it must be that Renzi has broken the game, motherfucker. I was so frightened that I thought we were going to roll over!"

"Damn it! What's the quality, nine yuan and nine free shipping..."

Chen Guangda sat back in the water angrily, and let the one-eyed girl and the others mock him.

"I'm still soaking, it's dinner time..."

After a while, Zhao Guanren came over on horseback, and Xia Buer followed behind with a gun, but Liu Tianliang sneered loudly: "Little Renzi! Your inflatable doll didn't say that you want to serve us a hard dish of dog meat. Where is the dog you beat?"

"What kind of dog? Where is the dog around here..."

Zhao Guanren jumped off the horse in surprise, squatted by the pool and washed his face, while Liu Tianliang smiled again: "Your baby has a power leak, and he ran over and said that the demon spirits are killing pornography, but he didn't have a brain to say. You're a jerk, we thought you were going to serve a jerk!"

"Hard dish dog? There won't be a bug again..."

Zhao Guanren stood up inexplicably, but Xia Bu'er said: "She wants to say that she is stubborn, Luo Ji often hears us shouting these words, and if she doesn't understand it, there will be a logical failure, but it's your kind. How to play, no matter how advanced the robot is, it must be returned to the factory for maintenance!"

"You peek at Lao Tzu's car, you shameless rascals..."

Zhao Guanren slammed Xia Buer into the water, and a group of people laughed and laughed. They didn't understand Luo Ji's meaning at all, but on a hill a few hundred meters away, one hand carried a double-headed iron spear. , a strong man wearing an eagle-faced iron helmet is looking at them from afar.

"Woooooooooooo..."

The strong man made an incomprehensible noise, and after slowly taking off his eagle-faced helmet, he actually had a strange face similar to a flower crab, and pigtails like a rubber tube. If Zhao Guanren was here If you do, you will definitely exclaim... Predator!

"Wow~"

Another "Marauder" came up, holding the booby-trapped mine that had just been dismantled in his hand. After it slammed its claws, more than a dozen Marauders jumped out again. There are corrosive scars, but they are alive and invisible...