Unrivaled Miracle Doctor and the God-Defying Demonic Consort Chapter 3: Si Nezha, stop for me!
"Si Nezha, stop for me!"
In the sky above the world of gods and demons, an astonishing roar suddenly erupted, startling the birds and fowls all over the place. The sound gradually spread out, alarming countless people.
"Si Nezha, where are you going!"
With another loud shout, everyone looked up and saw a white light streak across the sky. In front of the white light, there is a group of red and flaming things, rushing forward quickly.
"Gluck cluck cluck!"
A string of laughter came from the sky.
That laughter, full of innocent joy, carefree, listened to the ears, people who don't understand, just feel that their hearts are melted.
Of course, those who understood this laughter changed their minds.
"It's the young master!"
"The little master is here! Hurry up!"
In the sound of panic, a group of people on the ground scattered like birds and beasts.
"You little monster, stop for my mother!" The white shadow in the sky turned into an enchanting figure. With one hand on her hip, she pointed forward with one finger and turned her head to the little guy who was making mischievous faces at her.
Bai Xi's glamorous facial features are both helpless and annoyed.
Thinking that she had been in the hands of a little monster for so many years!
An urge to swallow him has been spinning in Bai Xi's mind.
'Not angry! Not angry! Don't be impulsive! Impulsivity is the devil! If I really eat this kid, I'll die horribly too! ' Bai Xi took a few deep breaths, trying hard to calm the anger in her heart.
But—
As soon as she thought of her previous experience, Bai Xi's anger rushed out!
"Mu Qingge, what kind of monster have you given birth to!" Bai Xi said through gritted teeth.
Today is the day she eats.
This kid secretly put laxatives in the food she prepared in advance!
Bai Xi took a deep breath, her face still ugly.
Poison is useless to her, but laxatives... especially, the laxatives that this kid swindled from his mother!
'Gudu! ’
A strange sound came from the abdomen, which made Bai Xi's complexion change.
Experience tells her that it won't be long before that feeling of overturning the river, like a river pouring down, will come.
"Stop for me!" Taking a deep breath, Bai Xi gritted her teeth and continued to chase.
Before the next 'flash flood', she must capture this little monster and slap his little ass.
Seeing Bai Xi chasing up again, the little meat dumpling in front immediately rushed forward again, accompanied by innocent laughter.
'What the **** is this little monster! At only three years old, he is so evil! ' Bai Xi gritted his teeth in his heart, full of resentment.
Maybe in this world of gods and demons, who else has not been teased by this little monster intentionally or unintentionally?
Especially, his tricks of teasing people, and he doesn't have a heavy look, is simply impossible to guard against! The scary thing is that his cultivation speed is still unbelievable, and I don't know if Mu Qingge took too many tonics when she was pregnant with him.
As soon as this kid is born, he can automatically revolve the star veins. One day of cultivation is equivalent to one year of cultivation by others.
Stomach, more and more uncomfortable.
Bai Xi's face is even more ugly.
Of course, Xiaorou Danzi's speed is extremely fast, and the Xingshibu under his feet is so flexible that it is more powerful than his mother.
No matter how Bai Xi chases him, there is always a small distance from him.
Bai Xi was in a hurry, his lower body turned into a snake's tail, and he swung forward with force, and the long snake's tail swung directly at the fiery red meat dumplings.
The sound of the wind breaking from behind made the fleshy little face turn.
When the swift snake tail was reflected in his dark eyes, his pink and fleshy mouth immediately turned into an 'O' shape.
"Aunt Bai, you're cheating! It's too unethical, you bully the baby, I have no tail!" The milky voice said angrily.
Bai Xi sneered and said jokingly, "I can't be righteous to anyone, and I can't be righteous to you, this little monster. I can't take care of you, so I'll take you back and let your mother take care of it."
"The grievances and grievances of the rivers and lakes are worse than the old mother! It's a shame for you to do this!" Seeing the snake's tail, he was about to swipe at himself and entangle him. People are farther away.
"I still want to run!" Bai Xi's eyes flashed coldly, and he snorted coldly.
The two chased and fled, staged a chase battle in the air.
The reaction in Bai Xi's stomach was getting bigger and bigger, and the feeling of forbearance made her forehead covered with a fine layer of cold sweat.
However, the little monster, while escaping, was making faces at her!
Bai Xi's stomach twitched, she took a deep breath and shouted: "Mu Qingge, you don't care about your son--!"
The sound spreads away like a sound wave.
Mu Qingge and Si Mo, who were discussing matters with others in the hall, looked up at the sky at the same time.
Everyone in the hall raised their heads one after another, and a trace of happiness flashed in the depths of their eyes.
Si Mo raised his hand and waved, and in front of everyone, there appeared something like a mirror, which reflected the scene of Bai Xi chasing Xiaorou dumplings in the sky.
Bai Xi's angry and twisted expression made Mu Qingge's mouth twitch, and asked lightly, "What anger has your son done?"
Si Mo waved his sleeves and retracted the screen. Instead, there was a hint of pride on his handsome facial features: "Our children should be different from the beginning."
Hehe!
Mu Qingge rolled his eyes at him and looked at Yin Chen. The latter nodded understandingly and quickly backed out.
"Are you sure Yin Chen can catch him?" Si Mo looked at Mu Qingge with a half-smiling smile.
Mu Qingge pursed her lips and said confidently: "Although he is cunning, he is still a little worse than Yin Chen. Besides, Yin Chen and Bai Xi join forces, and they can catch them back."
Si Mo smiled and said nothing. He didn't want to say that their son's cultivation base and IQ grew rapidly.
"Cough, the realm king, realm queen... There's nothing going on in the realm recently, I want to go out for a tour." Your Highness, someone immediately stood up and asked the two people on the throne for instructions.
As soon as he finished speaking, Mo Yang also stood up and clasped his fists at Mu Qingge: "Little Sir, Longyawei hasn't been out for training for a long time."
"The King..."
"Master..."
Everyone in the hall expressed their opinions one after another, that their cultivation base has been stagnant recently, and they hope to go out of the world and experience in order to find an opportunity for breakthrough.
Looking at His Highness, Si Mo and Mu Qingge looked at each other and smiled bitterly.
What these people say is just an excuse.
Actually, they found an excuse to hide out of fear of being missed by their son.
Although they understand, there is nothing they can do. Who let it be their son's fault, they don't take care of it?
"In this case..."
"Thank you, Realm King! It's not too late, we'll retire."
Before Si Mo could finish speaking, a group of people rushed out as if they had been granted amnesty.
In an instant, in the hall where there were many people, only Mu Qingge and Si Mo were left.
Mu Qingge's face was stunned, she turned to look at Si Mo: "Is it that exaggerated?"
Si Mo Qingcheng smiled, reached out, grabbed Mu Qingge's hand, and rubbed it in his own. Whispered: "Our son, someone should take good care of him. I heard that after a child becomes a brother, he will become sensible. Why don't we hurry up and give him a sister?"
Mu Qingge raised her eyebrows and looked at him playfully: "Tonight, the old place, the old time, see you."
Si Mo frowned slightly, hesitated for a moment, and said tentatively, "Actually, it would be good to add some sleep aids to the little guy's soup occasionally."
Seeing that Mu Qingge didn't react too aggressively, he smiled and said, "After all, he has too much energy during the day. It would be better if he went to bed earlier at night and slept more deeply."
Mu Qingge had a smile on the corner of his mouth, and looked at Si Mo with an unclear meaning in his eyes. That noncommittal expression made him feel a little uneasy in his heart.
Um... I've angered Mrs. Wife, why are you doing double cultivation tonight?
……
In the sky, a small meat dumpling in red dashed forward.
Behind, the white figure is chasing closer and closer.
Where the snake's tail swept, it turned into whip shadows in the sky.
Suddenly, Si Nezha saw a silver light appear in front of him. He rolled his eyes, and a strange smile crept up the corner of his mouth.
"Uncle Yin, I can't run anymore, I'll go back with you." The little guy shouted loudly, the speed of his feet slowed down, his hands were also opened outward, and he made a gesture of throwing his arms.
The sudden deceleration of the little meat dumpling made Bai Xi's eyes burst with surprise, and he accelerated his speed, chasing after him, for fear that this kid would slip away again.
The figure of Yin Chen transformed into Xiaorou Danzi.
Seeing the little guy with open arms and flying towards him, and the innocent innocence on his face. He also opened his arms, ready to meet.
His line of sight was blocked by the red clothes on Xiaorou Danzi, and he did not see the rapidly approaching white shadow behind him.
"Uncle Silver!"
Pink-tooted face, finely carved jade facial features, showing a pure and innocent smile. The full trust in his eyes made Yin Chen nodded.
Of course, just when the little meat dumpling was about to throw himself into Yinchen's arms, there was a hint of evil on the corner of his raised mouth.
Suddenly, his figure flashed and disappeared in front of Yinchen.
Yin Chen's eyes shrank, and he retracted his hand subconsciously, trying to catch him, but a white shadow suddenly rushed in.
Touch!
The two collided violently.
Yin Chen embraced the softness in her arms, and a faint fragrance drifted into the tip of her nose along the wind.
A pair of big hands hugged her waist tightly, making Bai Xi instantly stiff.
She was stunned, and Yin Chen was also stunned.
At this time, the nose tips of the two were almost touching each other, and their warm breaths were sprayed on each other's faces.
In an instant, Bai Xi's face was dyed with a dense crimson.
At such a close distance, Yin Chen seemed to feel the sound of Bai Xi's heartbeat, and...the sound of his own heartbeat.
A strange but natural feeling sublimated in an instant. Some things seem to have emerged from the ground, but some are beyond their own expectations.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Of course, a burst of laughter from a distance broke the charm.
The blush on Bai Xi's cheeks quickly receded, and she quickly withdrew from Yin Chen's embrace. She pretended to be calm and said, "It's just right for you to come. You can take this kid back. I'll go first."
After saying that, she turned her head and left quickly.
That speed fell into Yin Chen's **** eyes, and no matter how he looked at it, he felt like he was running away.
However, he didn't know that Bai Xi left in a hurry, not because of shyness, but because the feeling of overturning the river was about to erupt, and she couldn't bear it anymore!
Concentrating on Bai Xi's back, inadvertent tenderness and a smile flashed in those **** eyes.
The good show is over, and the little meat dumplings are about to run away.
Unfortunately, just as he turned around, a foxtail with scales burst out, wrapped around his waist unexpectedly, and pulled him back.
"Hey hey hey—" There was an exclamation from the little meat dumpling.
Suddenly, he felt his body sink.
In the blink of an eye, he was thrown somewhere on the hall like a ball.
"Ah—!" A scream came from the mouth of the little meat dumpling.
During the tumbling, he vaguely saw a red shadow, and a black color appeared in his eyes.
The direction of his tumbling was towards the black man. However, he turned his direction hard in the air and rushed towards the red-clothed beside him.
"Mother~!"
The meat dumpling squeaked coquettishly, closed his eyes, and threw himself towards the embrace he liked comfortably.
Bang!
'Hmm~! ’
Little meat dumplings feel that the embrace they are bumped into is not the same as what they are familiar with.
Too hard!
His forehead hurt from the bump, and his eyes quickly filled with tears.
He raised his head and met not his own mother's beautiful face, but the face of his father who made his teeth itch with jealousy!
'You say, why does a man look more beautiful than him? With him around, his unparalleled beauty can only be exquisite and cute before he grows up!嘤嘤嘤~! ' The meat dumpling raised his pink face and smiled at his boss.
He can guarantee! There must be a hidden conspiracy in his father's smile!
The big wet eyes blinked, filled with grievances. He grabbed the front of Si Mo's clothes, flattened his mouth, and cried with a 'wow—'.
"Mother, it hurts the baby to death! Daddy's chest is made of stone. Daddy doesn't like Nezha and wants to murder me." Xiaorou Danzi complained while crying.
It is difficult for outsiders to intervene in the matter of the family of three, so Yin Chen silently retreated.
The cry of the little meat dumplings did not convince Mu Qingge.
She smiled and shook her head, muttering, "The world really owes you an Oscar."
"What card?" Hearing his mother's muttering, Xiaorou Danzi's crying stopped suddenly, and asked curiously, sticking his head out of Si Mo's arms.
"Nothing." Mu Qingge calmly ended the topic. Her face sank and she asked, "What did you do to anger your Aunt Bai?"
The question made Xiaorou Danzi's head bow. He said aggrievedly: "I didn't do anything."
Si Mo put him on the ground and stood up and asked, "If you don't tell me, do you think we won't know?"
The little mouth pouted, and the little face carved in pink and jade lifted up, looked at his parents, blinked, and his eyelashes like a fan danced up and down a few times.
Such a cute expression can literally change the world.
However, Mu Qingge and Si Mo are immune.
"Don't think about fooling around. Your trick will be useless to me after you are two years old." Mu Qingge sneered.
The daily routine of fighting wits and courage with her son has also been a hobby of her life for the past three years.
Mother's words mercilessly stabbed Xiaorou Tuanzi in the heart. His mouth flattened, and he fell to Mu Qingge's side, hugged her leg, and rubbed his small face. "Mother, don't you love Nezha anymore? I'm your good baby! The only man in this world who won't betray you is me."
His words made Si Mo, who was watching the play, flash a sharp cold light in his eyes.
"Don't change the subject, be lenient when confessing, and be strict when resisting. Rules, you understand." Mu Qingge raised her eyebrows.
"Xiao Ge'er, why don't we talk to the father and son?" Si Mo said with a half-smile but not a smile.
Suddenly, the little meat dumpling felt his skin tighten. He hugged Mu Qingge's legs tighter, "I don't want it! I want my mother!"
"Speak." Mu Qingge raised her lips and smiled.
Unfortunately, the little meat dumpling had no choice but to tell what he had done.
After listening to what Xiaorou Danzi did, Mu Qingge and Si Mo twitched at the corners of their mouths, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
Mu Qingge asked with a dark face: "You went to my alchemy room to steal the medicine again!"
"Don't dare next time!" Xiaorou Tuanzi admitted his mistake, without any hesitation.
"..." Mu Qingge was speechless. This sees the wind and the rudder, who is the slickness and cunning inherited?
"Xiao Ge'er, in the past six months, more than half of the people in the world of gods and demons have left to practice outside." Si Mo said lightly.
Mu Qingge looked down at the meat dumpling hugging her thigh tightly. The little guy raised his head, his eyes full of innocence.
This kid didn't realize it, everyone in the world left the experience one after another, and even Mo Yang ran away with an excuse, just to escape the clutches of this little monster!
Mu Qingge is speechless, she and Si Mo are not the type of person who loves tricking people, how could such a little monster be born?
"It seems that in order to prevent everyone from going out to practice, we have to leave." Mu Qingge rubbed his brows.
"Well, Daqianzhou hasn't been used for a long time." Si Mo also nodded.
Mu Qingge murmured a little, her eyes becoming serious. "Back then, we were directly sucked into the main world and fought all the way to get to where we are now. Now, it's time to leave and find Jiang Li's whereabouts. It's just... it's been so long..."
There was worry in her eyes.
Si Mo comforted: "Don't worry, Xiao Geer. Don't you still feel the aura of Zhuxie? That means she's still alive. She just doesn't know which interface she lives in."
Mu Qingge restrained her worries and nodded slowly.
"Jiang Li's matter, for you, is a knot in your heart. In the past, there was no condition and no ability. Now, with the conditions and ability, it is natural to do it. After the middle affairs are settled, we will set off together." Si Mo raised his hand and helped her pull the broken hair that was scattered around her ear behind her ear.
Mu Qingge nodded lightly. "Well, the main world is relatively stable now, and we can just take a break and leave for a while."
Small meat dumplings don't really understand what their parents say.
However, he heard it, they were leaving the world of gods and demons! And, to go far, far away.
As soon as this conclusion came out, the little monster's eyes suddenly lit up, and he couldn't wait to pack up and start immediately. Thinking in my heart, I want to bring his little pillow, his little bowl, and...
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