Infernal Hero Chapter 162: Not a good bird

A white, fluttering shadow hovered outside the window, and was still talking in a very strange voice: You said you were crying and broke your gut, I can't say it for a while, that's all, let's talk about it If the life is paid first, it is not worth living in the world. Life has been cold in autumn several times, and floating life is but a big dream.

Gu Tianyou doesn't know whether there are ghosts or gods, but one thing is for sure, the guy outside who pretends to be a hanged ghost is definitely not a ghost. Instead, two artificially domesticated spirit beasts are pretending to be ghosts. This thaumaturgy is called impermanence seeking vengeance.

Choose a long-tailed langur from Southeast Asia. It has been meticulously trained since childhood, and every move is expressive. Aiming at someone, the monkey was covered in a white cloth during the operation, and a white impermanence image was drawn on the white cloth. The monkey man stood in it and pretended to be a ghost, which had the effect of frightening people. This kind of monkey is smart and likes to walk upright, and is good at climbing. It is the largest in the same genus. Especially, the natural white head is more likely to cause fear in people's hearts.

This kind of thaumaturgy is not enough for a beast, but a psychic bird is needed, which is characterized by a long life and good speech. The white ape guides the way, and the bird is called Long Tongue. In ancient times, folk magicians mostly used Hangao as their long tongue. This bird can live up to 30 years. It is especially good at imitating human speech. As long as it is cultivated from an early age and uninterrupted for more than ten years, it can reach the level of dialogue with people. Hidden behind the white ape, the two animals come out together, and supplemented with psychedelic drugs, it is enough to make people feel frightened and even scared to death.

There has been a great change in the selection of birds when people perform this technique today. I heard from the old man that the current warlocks who perform this technique like to choose a male blue-purple macaw from the virgin forests of Brazil in South America. The bird is the largest parrot in the world. It is more than one meter long, weighs five pounds, and has a wingspan of nearly five feet. It has pure blue feathers and a huge beak like an iron hook. Characters are smart and naughty, good at communication, especially have a very high imitation talent for human language vocabulary.

This parrot has a simple diet and is extremely survivable. Can eat a variety of fresh nuts and plant seeds, and is very good at breaking the husks of nuts or grass seeds with its sharp beak. Their mouths are so strong that they can even bite off the welds of metal cages. In the late Qing Dynasty, there were seniors in the rivers and lakes who followed the kingdom of heaven. After they were defeated, they avoided overseas. They went to Jinshan with the boat and then went to Brazil. When they came across this bird, they immediately regarded it as a treasure. It can also be used for burglary to steal jewelry and jade.

This is also Gu Tianyou's knowledge and knowledge. If he was someone else, he would make a fuss in the middle of the night. He was scared to pee his pants, where would he think elsewhere.

Hang Gao has been cultivated, and his voice is deep and coherent, even like a song. And this purple-blue macaw is a loud voice. Although it has a genius for learning tongues and a talent for longevity, it has a disadvantage that is unavoidable. Even this bird is prone to stammering, especially with a Latin accent, and no matter how many warlocks can correct it. The old man said that he got one like this when he was young and stayed with him for more than 50 years, and he still couldn't change his Latin accent even when he died.

Outside this one doesn't stutter, but the Latin accent is blunt and unpleasant, and the voice is rough and deep and gentle.

The movement here is so loud, not to mention Long Jianmei, even Lu Ziqi heard it, the two women ran to the master bedroom together, and when they saw the scene outside the window, they were startled and speechless. Lu Ziqi was even stronger than the little dragon girl who reached out her hand. Looking at Gu Tianyou's calm face, she asked in a trembling voice, "What is floating outside? Aren't you afraid?"

Gu Tianyou said with a smile: "It's nothing to be afraid of. There are actually two very interesting things outside. Someone sent them to trouble us. I'm going to grab my tongue and come back and ask, maybe I can get you something special. Fun pets."

Little Dragon Girl grabbed Lu Ziqi's collar in fright, her knuckles turning white with excessive force, she said in a trembling voice, "Wh, what a fun thing, then, then, it's clearly the hanging ghost Bai Wuchang, Grandma said. His name is Xie Bi'an, specializing in taking, taking people's souls, he is here to find you, a bad guy."

Gu Tianyou said: "Wait for them to open the window and enter the house. Don't blame me for not reminding you, whoever is most afraid of them will find them." After speaking, he took the initiative to open the lock of the locked sliding window. , then turned around and said to Lu Ziqi, "If you want something fun, just go get some macaroni or nuts."

At this time, the white figure suspended outside the window swayed and started to move, and the voice was still talking. It's just the weird voice that makes it funny. Terror can be contagious, but so is fearlessness. Under the influence of Gu Tianyou, the two girls were not so afraid anymore. Lu Ziqi turned around to get the macaroni, and Long Jianmei wanted to go with him, but felt that staying by Gu Tianyou's side would be the best at this time, so he hesitated for a while and didn't move.

I saw the white figure approaching the window. The well-trained white ape led the way and opened the window with his hands. As soon as the little white paws covered with white hair were exposed, Long Jianmei subconsciously grabbed Gu Gu. God Blessed Clothes. Only then did he notice that Gu Tianyou was only wearing boxer briefs. She blushed with shame, but when she retracted her gaze, she couldn't help but glance at the shy bulge, and she couldn't help but secretly startled, no wonder Sister Ziqi screamed so terribly last night.

The window was slowly opened, but the two animals outside had no intention of entering the room. I saw that the white cloth was shaking, but a wisp of blue smoke floated out from behind the curtain. This is the mandala flower, which is dried and ground into powder, mixed with golden sugar and a little white phosphorus. It is hidden in a pipe. As long as you blow it with your mouth, it will immediately burn a wisp of green smoke. of negative emotions. The solution to the recipe is very easy, and it only takes a sip of cool and white to dissolve.

Long Jianmei feels terrified again at this moment, this is not like a beast's method, it is clearly a monster at work. Lu Ziqi brought the macaroni and was surprised to see this scene. The little dragon girl immediately got into the arms of sister Ziqi. I saw Gu Tianyou took over the macaroni, and hurriedly sprinkled dozens of grains on the sheets, and then threw a few grains out the window. Then he pulled the two daughters back slowly, and waited against the wall four meters away from the bed.

Three minutes later, seeing that the white guy was chattering but never did anything substantial, the second girl's courage grew stronger. Long Jianmei just wanted to speak, but Gu Tianyou reached out and covered her mouth. Thinking that this man just got up from the bed, what bad things he did with his hands, he covered his mouth without washing, and was immediately speechless. Lu Ziqi stuck to Gu Tianyou's ear and whispered, "What kind of animal is this?"

Gu Tianyou smiled mysteriously and replied in a low voice, "It will come out soon. The white cloth is hung by birds with filaments, creating a suspended effect. The monkey was hiding under the white cloth, but it was actually standing on the balcony railing. After a while, the greedy ghost above will be unable to hold back his dry mouth."

As soon as he finished speaking, the strange voice suddenly changed, oh my, I'm starving to death! Immediately afterwards, a big bird jumped into the balcony with a hula la, and ate the macaroni on the ground. Even after eating a few grains, it was not enough. After hesitating for a while, it jumped on the window sill and finally jumped into the house. At this moment, the white ape outside was covered by the white cloth and broke free, so frightened, he ran away decisively. Only the big bird with a huge iron hook and a huge beak and a magnificent variegation jumped on the sheets and feasted on it.

Gu Tianyou was like an arrow, jumped forward, rolled up the sheets, and wrapped the strange bird in it. Just listen to it screaming, oh **** bird!

With a stab, the sheet was torn open by this guy with his huge beak. Just as he was about to get out of here, a large water glass had already covered his head. Gu Tianyou wrapped it up with a sheet, and the bird called out again: Surrender, surrender.

The two daughters of Lu Long were extremely surprised. They never imagined that there would be psychic birds in this world. The two came together and complained in unison that Gu Tianyou was too cruel. Gu Tianyou smiled and said, "Don't be fooled by its beautiful appearance, this guy is a real bird of prey, and a bird who can achieve this level of communication will have to live for more than 20 years at least, and it is not guaranteed. Bigger than the three of us."

"Twenty seven, twenty seven, twenty seven!"

In today's age of science, it is difficult for us to accept the fact that an animal can understand human language. However, just like a police dog can understand a password, a domestic cat of more than ten years will cry when he hears that his owner is seriously ill. Parrots are the most intelligent creatures, their intelligence ranks ahead of dolphins and orangutans, second only to crows, and they have almost as long a life as humans. As time goes by, they gradually become familiar with the way humans talk, understand the meaning of them, and evolve with human beings. people's ability to communicate. Although this phenomenon is rare, it is not nonsense.

Long Jianmei was surprised: "Do you still know what we are talking about?"

Lu Ziqi said: "It will answer."

The bird's head was covered by the cup, which made it difficult to open its mouth, and the sound was even more strange and funny, and replied: "No fool, no fool."

All the two girls are amused now.

Gu Tianyou said: "Are you kidding me? I know you can speak a few human words and understand a few human words when you are old. Since you can understand it, you should know the current situation. I ask you what your master is called. name?"

"Vajra Sage, Vajra Sage." The bird was so short and unfaithful.

As soon as Gu Tianyou heard this, he was secretly annoyed, this bastard, I haven't counted on you yet, so you have to make up my mind first. How did this guy get here? Thinking of this, I can't help but feel strange, I didn't feel that I was being followed along the way, and even if I was followed, there was no reason to find Lu Ziqi's house.

"Do you know why Master is bothering me?"

"Woman, woman."

It is estimated that he was referring to Qin Mulan. It seems that this Vajra sage has noticed that Lao Tzu also understands thaumaturgy, and is somewhat ambiguous with Qin Mulan. He is afraid of being robbed by Lao Tzu, so he sent these two guys to harm people. Anyone who knows a little bit of strange art is afraid of being exposed by others, and there is always a bit of luck that their doorway will not be easily seen through.

Lu Ziqi immediately asked, "What woman?"

"Good-looking, good-looking."

Lu Ziqi was instantly furious, and in such a short period of time, she hooked up with a woman, and even created such a mysterious event of jealousy. He raised his little hand and twisted it **** Gu Tianyou's arm.

Gu Tianyou endured the pain and said with a smile: "Work, work, all for work."

"The ghost will believe you." Lu Ziqi said angrily: "This bird is so cute, why are you holding it like this?" With that, she snatched the water glass that restricted the parrot from talking.

Gu Tianyou said: "I let it go, and it flew away. Then you have to worry with me. It didn't complete the task, and it won't have any good fruit to eat after returning."

"Eat nuts, not bad fruit."

Long Jianmei just wanted to praise it for being good, but this guy suddenly said: One man sleeps two women, awesome, awesome!

"Who taught this bird, I'll kill him!"