Infernal Hero Chapter 276: The donkey worships the temple

The donkey is a thousand miles of special children, and its legs are not inferior to thousand miles of horses. It has the magical effect of nourishing the essence and returning to the orifice, soothing the mind and calming the soul. If someone who understands the art gets it, it can even refine the magic medicine that strengthens the heart and refines the soul to improve spiritual cultivation. Qianli Teer is also divided into varieties, there are two kinds of most divine horses, the one with white lips and red hooves is called Feihuoming Baiteer, the one with purple hair and white hoof is called Zidian Qiushuangteer, and the one who kneels in front of the small temple and performs a spectacle performance. It is a purple electric autumn frost special.

Donkeys are stubborn, stupid and ignorant, so they are known as stupid donkeys. But Qianli Teer is a smart one, especially the two alien species are the worm among the worms.

Jiang Fei looked at the Zidian Qiushuang Teer who was kneeling at the mountain gate, and said enviously: "This thing is about to become a donkey monster. When it lives for a long time, it will be able to create illusions in ordinary people's minds, and put the Transforming into an adult's appearance, befriending people, adopting battles and recruiting yuan, you can cultivate a human body with years of progress.

Gu Tianyou looked at her like a fairy: "What nonsense are you talking about? Could it be that you also became a fox? I have to check tomorrow night to see if you will grow nine tails at night. ."

Jiang Fei pouted and said, "It's a pity that you are still the contemporary heir of the Harrier Sect, and you can't even accept the way of rebirth."

Gu Tianyou said: "It's not that I can't accept it, but I don't believe it at all."

Jiang Fei didn't raise the bar with him, and while walking towards the mountain gate, she said, "Have you heard of the dog raising incident?"

There is a Bashu couple who raise mastiffs for a living. The woman suddenly became pregnant, and the abdominal pain was like a writhing before the third month. She gave birth to a monster with a dog's head and a human body. , I had a strange dream that night. I saw an old mountain guard dog in the kennel, staring at the mastiffs, opened the kennel with its claws, and got into the bedroom to lick the woman's wound. The next day, the woman's wounds healed without medicine. The man asked, only to talk about the incident in the dream that he met the guardian dog who was adopted as a child and survived to this day.

The man suddenly realized that it was the old dog who became a demon. He planned to get rid of the dog, but the dog dreamed and said that he could help him raise a real Three-Wolf Mastiff worth tens of millions. This man believed it to be true, the old dog really kept his own feet and helped him raise a mastiff. A year later, he raised a mammoth mastiff that jumped like a tiger and bleed like a lion.

This Mastiff's tooth knife is fierce and unusual, and it is not unfavorable to participate in dog fighting, no matter what dog breed the opponent is. The premise is that the old guard dog must be present. As a result, the man made a fortune and spent a lot of time outside. The relationship between the husband and wife gradually became estranged, and finally came to the point of separation and divorce. After the divorce, the woman asked for half of the property and the old dog. The man continued to fight the dog around with the mastiff. The strange thing was that since he left the old guard dog, the mastiff lost its prestige.

At the end, Jiang Fei said seriously: "This matter is absolutely true, don't believe it, there are more bizarre things to come."

It was only later that the man realized that he was caught in the trick of the old dog. Although the old dog is old, he has a lot of knowledge. When he was young, he had seen a tiger with his own eyes. It was originally a worm among mastiffs. With their arrogance, the fighting dogs and the like saw Zaobu’s heart and heart, and the mastiff would naturally be able to do nothing with its help. After the man understood it, he brought a dog-killing outfit and returned home, but he didn’t find it. The old dog, instead, saw his wife and another thin man eating sauce and stewing bones on a table. Now that he was divorced, it was none of his business who his wife lived with. After a few arguments, he left on his own.

Not long after he left his ex-wife's house, the man suddenly felt that something was wrong. The two gnawed at the bones, why only a few scraps and bones were placed in front of the ex-wife, but the thin man was very clean, and the man didn't even say a word when he saw him, just stared at the luck there, His eyes looked a bit like that old guard dog. So he turned around angrily, planning to go home and see what happened. In order not to disturb the old dog, he quietly returned home, but outside the window, he saw the old dog sitting like a dog at the dining table, and his ex-wife was serving me like a wife. It was only then that he realized that he had been hit by the old dog's illusion and treated the dog as a human being, and his ex-wife was probably the same at this moment.

The man was only afraid that he jumped out at the moment, instead of being able to do anything to the old dog, he might be harmed by it, so he quietly left. I found a warlock with some Taoism, and led a few butchers who killed old dogs to come to the door. The warlock plotted against the old dog with a dog tick, and the butchers surrounded the old dog with murderous aura to suppress his illusion. The man stabbed the old dog in the heart with a single knife. Afterwards, he hosted a banquet at home to entertain the people who helped him kill the dog demon, but he didn't expect that his ex-wife not only didn't thank them after the dog demon was seen through, but held a grudge on the surface. Poison, and finally only one warlock survived.

The poisoned woman said to the dying man, "You are my husband in name, but after you have money, you go out to spend money and drink, and don't care about my feelings at all. Although that dog is an outlier, he is loyal and obsessed with me. I have been together for 30 years and never give up. I don't dislike me because of my old age. I can beat him and scold him. Compared with him, you are really not as good as a dog to me. I would rather you die than him. leave me.

Gu Tianyou sighed when he heard this and said, "After hearing this, why do I feel like I'm not even better than a dog?"

"You can't say that." Jiang Fei smiled lightly and said, "If this woman sees you and follows you, she won't think so. If a man has enough charm, naturally some women are willing to fly. If it's for a man like you, I don't think she cares so much."

The drama of the purple donkey in front of the mountain gate worshipping the mountain is still going on, more and more people gather, and some people in the crowd shout: "The mountain gate is open, the old fairy comes out, the second ancestor of Baiyang shows his true spirit, please help Luan to borrow the trick. Real dragon, please real dragon, please real dragon, the dragon from the sky comes to the ground and the donkey will go down the mountain and cross the sea without a trace!" More people echoed in all directions.

As the voice got louder and louder, a loud sigh suddenly came from behind the closed temple door. Someone chanted the Buddha of Infinite Longevity. Pushing the door, a middle-aged man with white hair came out. Zidian Qiushuang Te'er, chanting: Chi'er, Chi'er, since Jackie Chan is already here, why not go! As he said that, his fist-clenched hand suddenly opened, and a lightning bolt shot out, making a roar, and the Zidian Qiushuang Teer neighed, suddenly stood up, jumped out, and rushed towards the direction of the top of the mountain. He ran away without a trace.

Seeing this situation, many believers fell on their knees and shouted, "I ask the master to guide me and save the people." Another shouted: "I ask the master to open the door of convenience, Allow me to wait for my disciples to give alms and rejoice, and listen to the teachings of the master!" Tears and tears flowed from one to the other, and they kowtowed to death in front of the mountain gate without opening the door.

The white-haired middle-aged man was the Master Nanshan. He watched the donkey go away, so he folded his hands together and recited the Buddha of Infinite Longevity. Facing the disciples who were crying and kneeling in horror, the guy's eyes swept away one by one. However, he paused for a while when he saw the two Gu Jiang who were standing still not far away, and finally said, "What cultivators want is convenience, so let's have a one-hour merit dharma meeting with believers first. There is a limit of 10,000 people's merit gold, so don't donate more." After speaking, he turned around and glanced at Jiang Fei again, and walked away.

Gu Tianyou said with a smile: "This is a bit interesting, others ask for donations, the more the better, and they don't plan to pay taxes yet, this guy has a more conscience than the Red Cross, and he actually set a cap for the donors. "

Jiang Fei praised: "This business is well done. Look at how many people come here to burn incense. Hundreds of thousands of people donate like this, which is tens of millions. If we play outside one day If my son is smashed, I will learn from him and find a place to build such a temple. With your skills, I will definitely not make less money."

Gu Tianyou said indifferently: "Is there a way out behind you and me?"

Jiang Fei breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Just think about it, otherwise, if you think about the abyss behind you every day, what fun is there in life."

As soon as you enter the mountain gate, you will see a huge merit box with a picture of a Confucian scholar in white, with a cross, hanging a string of Buddhist beads, a whisk in the left hand, a Quran in the right , worthy of being the unity of the five religions, it really has the momentum of conquering the world's demons and monsters.

Jiang Fei asked Gu Tianyou: "Do you want to worship the temple according to the rules?"

Gu Tianyou smiled and said, "It's all up to you, this time you're the general marshal and I'm the pawn." He added, "But since you asked, my opinion is to deal with this kind of monster, no matter what the rules of the world are. It's bullshit."

Jiang Fei giggled: "Then don't give him this face, just go in and step on his field."

Behind the merit box is another threshold. After crossing it, you will reach the square in front of the main hall. A huge incense burner is filled with message incense. The devout people kneel in front of the incense burner and watch the blue smoke deliver his and their wishes. Heaven listens, the saints of the five religions will help each other, and they will be able to get promoted and rich without suffering from all kinds of diseases.

The white-haired and red-faced Master Nanshan is sitting under the incense burner and preaching sermons. There are solemn and melodious songs playing in the square. Various musical instruments are involved. It seems that the Chinese and the Western are combined. Thoughts are the same.

Followers, let's calm down and think that at this moment you and I are peaceful in the forest and peaceful in the mountain stream. Birds chirped all around us, trees grew around us. The clear river water is trickling, reflecting the scenery and depositing signs. That is the river of your life and my life, the river of time, it runs all the way to survive, and it is not afraid of wasting for tomorrow. From south to north, stumbling and stumbling, deep and shallow, joys and sorrows. Carrying the footprints of time flies, carrying the grace of countless dreams. Over the years, with blue silk and white hair, I turned my head not to look for sadness, but only saw youthful joy.

Master Nanshan's voice was rhythmic, reciting a modern poem that Gu Tianyou had never heard before. As he recited, the scene gradually became quiet, only the low and soothing music flowed like a river. Many people have entered a mysterious and indescribable comfortable mood. Doing all kinds of weird movements with music and recitations.

The times are developing. In the past, the spirit of heaven and earth was only suitable for hypnotizing the village and peasant women in the era of undeveloped wisdom. From this modern poem, this Nanshan can be regarded as advancing with the times. The genius stick.

There are also some people who haven't entered that state. Master Nanshan is not in a hurry. It is not easy to hypnotize thousands of people at the same time. These people are all rotten trees without wisdom roots and immortal fate, so it's better to tell them to get out as soon as possible. Master Nanshan opened his eyes and glanced at the audience. Finally, his eyes stayed on Gu Jiang and the two of them, and suddenly he shouted: "Evil demons, dare to mess with my altar, and take them down with me!"