Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 117: A family of three
As they walked to the village, the strange group finally parted. Volcano 'wakes up' for his master, and what is the most important thing to wait for Master Dafang to go back to preside over, and immediately they separated at the entrance of the village.
After what happened just now, the village chief seems to have become a mute. No matter who asked him if Xiang Yu's soul was recalled, the village chief kept his mouth tightly shut. After returning to his house, he chased away the villagers who came back to inquire, and was about to ask what to do with Xiang Yu's soul. Suddenly, someone kicked the door open. Then, a blushing, bare-ass little doll staggered in from the outside.
Xiao Ren San giggled for a while with a "giggle...", and then said to Wu Mian and Gui Bugui with a burp of wine, "Where did you two go all day... leave myself here... ...Do you rest assured...I'm not afraid that I will be kidnapped? I'm not afraid that someone will catch me...Sell it to the pharmacy...Dedicate it to your emperor. Have pity on my little ginseng....I will be cut into pieces by you. Pieces, put it in the pot and stew with the chicken..." Little Ren San didn't know how to move his heart, and when he said the last one, he cried "Wow!".
"It's crazy to be drunk again. Last time you ordered a cave, that's it, it's not over..." Gui Bugui sniffed, and a strong smell of wine almost hit his nose. The old guy frowned and said to the villagers who followed Xiao Ren San, "How much did you drink for him? Didn't you drink it from last night until now? Even if you brew the wine yourself, you can't drink such a small amount of wine. Bully it. Get him some sober..."
"You really look down on us." At this time, someone had already handed over the hangover soup. After Gui Bugui took it over, he pinched Xiao Ren San's nose and poured a large bowl of sober soup down. Taking advantage of this time, the villager who had just spoken continued: "Not long after the two old gods left, this little **** was arguing that he wanted to drink. If you left a message when you left, who would dare to give him wine. Later This little fairy disappeared with a 'whoosh!', and after we searched for a long time, we saw that the old man entered the big kitchen. We drank all the wine hidden in it, and we wanted to grab the wine jar. At that time, this little fairy was angered, and the old man spit fire. He said that we were talking about our village, and he said that it was not the first time, and it was all burned smoothly. We had no choice but to watch. He drank all those jars of wine..."
After a big bowl of hangover soup, Xiao Ren San is no longer drunk. He slept on his unreturned thigh, and it didn't take long for the saliva from his mouth to wet the old guy's crotch.
It was very difficult for Xiao Ren Sanxiao to stop, and then the village chief drove out the idle people in the house again. After there were no outsiders in the house, the village chief said to Wu Mian and Gui Bugui with a bitter face: "The two old gods, although the spirit of the overlord has been recruited, we can still bring the overlord back to our hometown in Chu. Is it? We have been here for 16 years, and we should have alerted the official family long ago, right?"
After removing Xiao Ren San's head from his crotch, Gui Bugui smiled at the village chief and said, "After all, he is the chief of a village, and he is more knowledgeable than those outside. To tell the truth. Well, every three years, the king of Liu surnamed Liu came to sacrifice to the river instead of the emperor. You saw it with your own eyes just now, where they came to sacrifice to the river, they clearly came to take care of the soul of your overlord. The overlord's soul is gone, the next step is natural I'll catch up to your hometown in Chudi. Hey, this is troublesome today..."
After he finished speaking, the village chief's face became even more ugly. After hesitating for a long time, he said to Gui Bugui: "Otherwise, we will find a place to hide with the soul of the overlord. We have been hiding for ten or eight years, waiting for the wind to pass before returning to our hometown?"
"Now the world is surnamed Liu, where can you hide with your soul surnamed Xiang?" Gui Bugui used his feet to move Xiao Ren San, who was crawling towards his crotch with his eyes closed, and then looked at the village chief Said: "Now there is only the place where the Huns are left outside the Great Wall, but are your overlords used to it?"
After sighing for a long time, the village chief took a peek at the return who was 'fighting' with Xiao Rensan. He glanced at the taciturn Wu Mian behind him again, and after spitting out the sullen breath from his chest, he relied on his courage and said to the old guy: "Old god, see if you can do this. You all are The immortals who have attained the Tao are naturally not afraid of any official family. Why don't you take our overlord with you when you travel around the world, and travel around for decades outside, and when you pass by our Chu land, let the overlord's soul The soul returns to the hometown. This, don't bother..."
"You really use the old gods as your own relatives." Gui Bugui glanced back at Wu Mian, who was dozing off against the wall. Seeing that he had nothing to say, he turned around, smiled at the village chief, and said, "Make a rule for your descendants, when we send your overlord back, someone will come to pick him up. "
Seeing the old **** nodding, the village chief often let out a sigh of relief, just as he was about to gather food. Wu Mian, who had been dozing off with his eyes closed, suddenly opened his eyes, looked at the village chief, and said, "I've lost all of your village's surname Xiang's life for the sake of eating... That's fine, I'll go down to investigate for Xiang Yu in advance. For a moment, he can't find any acquaintances when he goes down..."
The village chief was stunned for a moment, but did not understand what Wu Mian meant. At this time, Guibugui smiled, and then explained to the village chief: "This old immortal means, don't cook, and take advantage of this time to pack up and leave. If it's too late, the official's The army is about to slaughter the village..."
Only then did the village chief realize that the King of Huainan didn't get the overlord's soul, so when he went back and summoned the army... he didn't dare to think about the next thing.
At the moment, the village chief rushed out of his house and started to gather people in the village to pack up and leave immediately.
Seeing that the village is already busy with work, it is meaningless for Gui Wugui and Wu Mian to stay here. When the village chief was unprepared, Gui Bugui secretly took out Xiang Yu's soul hidden in him. Originally planned to temporarily store Wu Mian's body, but after hesitating for a while, he or she put this soul on his body to be a companion with the chief steward.
While the villagers were busy fleeing for their lives, no one noticed that the three old gods in the village chief's house disappeared without a sound. When they left, they stole a few pieces of clothing that had been drying outside without anyone noticing.
Gui Bugui came out of the village with Wu Mian, carrying Xiao Ren San, who was still sound asleep. But they didn't plan to go far, after all, this is where Xu Fu left the map. It's just that the changes here are so great that Wu Mian couldn't tell exactly where the map was for a while.
In case someone other than Yan Jie came to kill him again, if he returned, he used his own disguising skills to turn himself and Wu Mian into a different look. With a little Ren San, the old guy simply turned himself into a young woman in her twenties. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Wu Mian wouldn't have believed that the village girl with **** and big **** in front of her was actually pretending to be Guibugui.
After he cleaned up, the old guy walked over to Wu Mian's side, and began to fiddle with his face again. After the hour of Xiao Banzhuxiang passed, a big man in his thirties who was slightly bald stood in front of the village girl.
"Head of the house, take our boy and accompany me to my mother's house to see her mother." Gui Bugui instantly entered the role, no matter how she spoke and behaved, she was a young woman who brought her husband and children back to her mother's house.
After being silent for a while, Wu Mian looked at the young woman in front of him and said, "If you dare to tell me what happened today, I will send it to meet Xiang Yu..."
'Young Woman' blinked her eyes flickeringly, gently pushed Wu Mian's chest, and said with a shy tone: "Dead ghost, unconscionable..."