Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 377: Our Lady of Huashan
While Gui Bugui placed Lei Zu on the carriage, Zuo Ci also used a secret elixir from the alchemist to wake Bai Wu for help. After waking up, Er Leng Zi would go to Lei Zu desperately. But I heard what its 'biological father' said, this old white face is his uncle. Gui Bugui brought Xiao Ren San together to testify together, proving that after this Lei Zu knew that he accidentally injured his own people, he had already punished himself all at once. Looking at the blood in that place, Bai Wuqiu stuck his tongue out: "Don't put the dung pot on Lao Tzu, what kind of self-punishment is this, he obviously wants to commit suicide..."
At this time, Lei Zu's consciousness was a little unclear, and he couldn't use the Five Elements escape method to return to Mount Hua. At the moment, he can only be temporarily placed on Wu Mian's carriage, and when he wakes up, he will try to find a way to return to Huashan.
The carriage was already crowded with people and horses, and after the addition of a Lei Zu, Bai Wuqiu, the largest, had to go to the front and sit with the coachman. Their carriage slowly walked out of the city, and when Lei Zu woke up, he returned to find a way to send him back to Huashan.
When the carriage drove out of the city, Xiao Ren San got close to Gui Bugui, pointed to the old guy's arms and said, "It's not our ginseng who say you are immortal. You are cheating your friends. Are you addicted? The last time I gave him medicine, it was cheaper for the Madonna of Huashan. Now I'm stealing from him..."
"What do you know, little guy? Since the landlord personally mentioned it, how can I sleep soundly at night without taking a look at me?" Before Xiao Ren San finished speaking, Gui Bugui took out the Zhang animal skin. The old guy didn't even look at it and threw the secret method of the immortal scripture to Zuo Ci, and said, "Little baby, take a look for me for the old man. What immortal scripture does not work in the end. Can you live forever?"
Zuo Ci didn't expect to return or not, so he didn't mention any conditions, and directly gave this secret scripture to himself. Immediately, he took a deep breath, and then carefully read the secret method of the so-called immortality recorded above.
Zuo Ci's realm of magic is much higher than that of Monk Pujing. Just after reading it once, he can see that what is written here is similar to what Ji Lao said. This so-called secret method of immortal scriptures is indeed a new way to live forever. Zuo Ci was born in alchemy, and was led by Xu Fu to learn magic. How could he put such a thing in his eyes, but in any case, it can be regarded as a lost chance of immortality.
After Zuo Ci gave a wry smile, he returned the animal skin in his hand to Gui Wugui, and said, "If this is also a way of immortality, then I should honestly reincarnate. You have been an alchemist for a few days, and you have become so immortal, how can you see your former classmates and teachers?"
From Zuo Ci's words, Gui Bugui already understands what immortal scriptures are and doesn't need to bother to read them. Right now, after the old guy folded the animal skins, he stuffed it into Lei Zu's arms. Just as she was about to say something, an old woman in her fifties or sixties suddenly appeared in front of the carriage.
The driver who was driving the carriage didn't have time to stop the carriage. In the end, he pulled the reins quickly, so that the old woman was not hit by the carriage. At the moment, when the terrified coachman was about to curse, the old woman had already walked to the end of the carriage. To the confused Lei Zu, he said, "I know you're out for a drink, Uncle. It doesn't matter if you come out for a drink, just tell the guy from our family. You don't know what she's in such a hurry..."
Lei Zu, who was drunk and injured, is already showing signs of losing consciousness. But when he heard the old woman's words, he opened his eyes. Seeing who was speaking, Lei Zu's expression was a little strange. After taking a breath, he said to the old woman: "My aunt taught me that I really shouldn't go out to drink without permission. Miss is not making trouble, right? You have to intercede for me..."
When Lei Zu was soft-spoken, the half body of Kui Fu had already slid into the carriage. The old man seemed to be avoiding the chattering old woman. It's a pity that no matter how he hides in the carriage, it's only so big, it's impossible to escape the eyes of the old woman: "Yo...isn't this the great alchemist who never returned to the old man's house? It's been so many years, why haven't you died yet? When I can still move at my age, I quickly dig a hole for myself and bury myself in it..."
Seeing that the old woman came towards her, she smiled and said, "Hua Yiniang, I haven't seen you for so many years, but you don't look old at all, you still look as tender and tender as a spring onion. Yes. The old man, let me say something shameless, if it weren't for the fact that my old man was too old, I would want to go to a relative with the Virgin and marry your old man back home, so that we can live as a monogamous couple."
Hearing the words of Guibugui, the old woman squinted her eyes on the spot, "Bah! What are you, Guibugui, the toad wants to eat..."
"Old lady, you're almost there!" Hearing that Gui Bugui said that he was going to marry this old lady, he didn't get angry without asking. Now that I hear that the old woman is still not doing it, I can't bear it anymore when I walk away in a daze. He jumped out of the carriage, pointed at the old woman's nose and scolded: "Old lady, you didn't understand what the old man said, did you? I repeat it for him! He said that you haven't seen you for so many years, but you are still the same as before. You have the same virtue as the old bark, there is no way to grow old! Have you ever eaten green onions, old lady? If you eat too much, your mouth will smell, yes, just the smell of green onions in your mouth overnight! I also want to know why the old guy wants to marry you Do you? Stand firm! I'm afraid you'll be **** off before you finish listening..."
Although the old woman is younger than the Madonna of Huashan, she is a genuine elder of the Madonna. Growing up with his niece, she always scolds others. When have you been so angry? The old woman was already trembling with anger. Reaching out his hand is about urging the magic to kill this idiot monster.
Just before the old woman started, she suddenly felt a chill in her neck. Only then did he see that a magic weapon that was neither a sword nor a sword had pressed against his neck, and at the same time, an angular voice sounded: "Move again, and you will find the king of **** who is monogamous. It's time to live."
The person holding the magic weapon against her neck was Wu Mian, a white-haired man. Although the old woman was mad, she didn't dare to act rashly. At the moment, he could only look sideways at Lei Zu, who was a little dazed, and said, "Uncle, are you just doing this?"
At this time, Wu Mian said slowly to Lei Zu: "Okay, I will change what I said just now. If you two dare to move again, she will go to the king of **** to live as a monogamous..."
Lei Zu made a stance that he wanted to do, and finally heard Wu Mian's words and scattered the spell. With a wry smile, he said to the old woman, "Auntie, let's hold back for a while. Don't be disrespectful to this person. He's not my friend, and we almost did it just now."
After listening to Lei Zu's words, the old woman was also a little flustered. At this time, Gui Bugui smiled and pointed at Lei Zu, who was swaying, and said: "Everyone is their own, and it's just right for you to come. You can take your uncle away, I don't worry about him. Did you bring the virgin's talisman? It happened to bring me, my brother Leizu, back to the Virgin."
This sentence seems to be a deliberate reminder to the old woman. One hand of the old woman grabbed the cab, and a strange charm appeared out of thin air on the other hand. With the flick of her finger, the spell instantly burned to ashes. After watching the old woman's action, Gui Bugui smiled and kicked the driver who was sitting in front of him. At the same time, he stretched out his hand and pulled Bai Wuqiu, who was looking straight at him, into the car.
At the moment when the spell was burned, a different scene suddenly changed before the eyes of several people in the car. In an instant, they had already brought people and vehicles to a place that looked like a palace.
"Auntie, I asked you to bring Lei Lang back, how can you bring back so many people..." Before everyone could react, a delicate voice rang out. Then a 15- or 16-year-old girl, surrounded by four little maids, walked in front of everyone.
The little girl frowned slightly when she saw that Gui Bugui was also on the carriage, and said to Lei Zu, who had already stepped down from the carriage: "Lei Lang, how many times have I told you. It's better to have less contact with people who are three or four..."
After saying these words, except for Wu Mian, who left the party, and Wu Mian, who couldn't see the inner activity on his face at all, the mouths of the rest of the people and Yao couldn't close. Bai Wuqiu scratched his scalp and said to Gui Bugui, "Old guy, this little girl's film is the Madonna of Huashan? Is this the thousand-year-old old witch you said?"