Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 55: The richest man in the world

After coming out of Bailixi's cave house, the two men and two demons first returned to their cave house. Originally, Wu Mian didn't plan to go and join the fun with Gui Bugui, but he couldn't stand Bai Wuqiu and Xiao Ren San, the two monsters, and he was used to coming and going with them for so many years. After resting for two days, he used the escape method to arrive at Luoyang City on the morning of the third day.

Before going to Dasinong Mansion, the two of them went to a restaurant to inquire about this Shi Chong. Hearing that the four strange-looking people in front of them were going to find Lord Shi Chong, the restaurant owner became even more attentive. In turn, inquire about the origins of the four of them.

I don't care if I go home or not, I just opened my mouth to talk nonsense: "We are Shi Chong's distant relatives, and he still needs to call me old man when talking about it. The disaster in my hometown can't go on. Thinking of coming to the capital to join this distant relative, I heard that he has been doing well in the past few years and has become a big farmer. For the sake of relatives, how can we manage our three meals a day?"

Hearing that the four people in front of you are the noble relatives of Lord Shi Chong, the owner of the restaurant has an envious expression on his face: "What is three meals? Relatives, even if you fell into the money pot. Lord Shi Chong is the richest man in the world, and the bedpans in their house are all pure gold. /

"I came to your restaurant to drink and eat meat. What are you doing to **** and pee?" Bai Wuqiu was drinking and eating meat. He stared at the boss's filth and continued, "Shi Chong shit. Did you see it next to you? Or is the relationship between the two of you good, using a urinal for sleeping in the same bed at night? Even the urinals are inlaid with night pearls, so you are not afraid of being stabbed..." Although Bai Wuqiu is a monster, he has followed Wu for so many years. Mian, return or return has begun to pay attention to.

"Look at my mouth, how can a few masters say this while drinking." After speaking, the owner of the liquor store gave himself a small mouth with a smile on his face. But speaking of the richest man in the world, the owner of the wine shop can't speak. Immediately, he sat cross-legged beside Gui Bugui, and continued: "The whole people of Luoyang City know about the bedpan and the night pot. If you don't believe me, just pull someone over and ask. This is nothing, and that thing can't be pulled either. The rotten urine is not bad, and the envoys from generation to generation can still be regarded as family heirlooms. What is the place to spend money? It depends on the household expenses. >

We ordinary people use firewood to cook at home, but Mr. Shi thinks that firewood has a pyrotechnic smell, so he asks people to use candles to cook. During the New Year's Eve last year, it was extremely cold, and it snowed heavily for three days and three nights. Master Shi said that he wanted to eat fresh fish, and spent one hundred taels of gold to buy it. The fisherman braved the heavy rain to cut open the river ice, and caught two live fish. The two fish cost one hundred taels of gold, and the fisherman who sold the fish said he paid it, and now he is busy buying a house, buying land and marrying a concubine..."

"It seems that our distant relative really took advantage of the money and spent one hundred taels of gold for two live fish. Tsk tsk...this relative is a bit interesting." As he spoke, Gui Bugui glanced at Wu Mian beside him, Seeing this white-haired man seemed to have not heard. At the moment, the old guy took out a small golden coin that was still on the table, and said with a smile: "The old man, I can't embarrass the relatives at home, even if it's the wine money..."

Seeing these four strange people walking towards the Dasinong Mansion, the owner of the restaurant weighed the golden coin in his hand and said to himself, "Is he a relative of the richest man in the world? , you can still be so generous when you escaped and went to take refuge with relatives..."

Shi Chong's Dasinong Mansion is not difficult to find. Walking down the street, you will soon see a magnificent mansion. The servants who came in and out of the corner gates were all dressed in silk and satin, and it seemed that a servant was more wealthy than a rich man in a small place.

After seeing Dasinong Mansion, Xiao Rensan looked back at Gui Bugui and said, "Why did our old man accept such a rich disciple? Seeing that he usually eats and drinks, it's not like that. The appearance of a rich disciple."

Before returning home, Bai Wuqiu said for him, "Your godfather doesn't have a rich disciple, so where are you going to eat and drink?"

Returning or not, he smiled and ignored the bickering of the two monsters. He walked up to the guard who was guarding the gate, handed the bamboo sticks in his hand and said, "I'd like to ask you to go in and let me pass, and I'll tell you that Mr. Yingzhen sent someone to come and ask Lord Shi Chong to come out to greet you."

The guard glanced at the bamboo piece in Guibugui's hand, and after a snort, he waved at the old guy as if chasing flies, and said, "Old man, you want to come in and eat and drink and come to the wrong place. If you want to sneak in, at least you have to make a gold slip with the name of my family's big boss on it. This may still deceive me. You just find a piece of broken bamboo like you sneak in? Don't blame me if you don't leave. The old men bully you because you are old and want to give you a mouth..."

For the sake of Xi Yingzhen, I plan to enter in a proper manner. Unexpectedly, the guard dog watching the door looked at the person, and the old guy smiled hehe, turned to Bai Wuqiu, who was already **** and preparing to start, and said, "It's the old man's son, I know your father's thoughts. Okay, silly boy, Go and reason with them."

"You shouldn't talk nonsense with them, old guy!" At that moment, the **** Bai Wuqiu kicked the guard who was talking just now. Then they scuffled with the other guards who rushed over, scolding while beating: "You guys with dog eyes, how dare you give me a wink! When your mother gave birth to you, it was the **** who delivered you, right? Whoever you see looks like who..."

Bai Wuqiu has not finished scolding the two sentences, and there are no guards who can still stand beside him. Seeing that his cheap son was not satisfied, he smiled and stopped Bai Wuqiu, who was about to kick the door in, and said, "Silly boy, we won't care if we go in here. Show respect to Xi Yingzhen's father, you are here. Shout out Shi Chong here."

Bai Wuqiu raised his voice and shouted at the Dasinong Mansion with his hands on his hips, "Are there any living people inside! Where's Shi Chong? You were stabbed by the night pearl on the night pot when you urinated last night. Are you afraid to come out at home pretending to be dead? When you pee every night, aren't you afraid to see the chamber pot? Put down the chamber pot, and you come out! The old man came to speak on behalf of the old man Yingzhen, not here to get angry! Pull your head out of the chamber pot, don't put urine in it..."

After Bai Wuqiu mentioned Xi Yingzhen, it didn't take long for the mansion door to open, and a man in his thirties wearing an official uniform walked out cautiously, surrounded by a group of guards. Looking at the vicious Bai Wuqiu in front of him, after hesitating for a while, he said, "It's Shi Chong below. Several envoys who said they were here to speak on behalf of Xi Yingzhen, do you have any proof?"

"Does this count as a certificate with a bamboo stick?" When he was talking, the bamboo stick in Gui Bugui's hand slammed at Shi Chong, and the bamboo stick flew slowly like a feather, and landed firmly on the ground. In the hands of the richest man in the world. The bamboo stick was written on it by Shi Chong himself when he parted ways with Xi Yingzhen last time. Because he was worried that he would be ridiculed by Xi Yingzhen for using things of gold and jade, he took an unwritten bamboo stick from the bamboo slip and wrote the address himself.

After seeing the bamboo sticks, Shi Chong no longer doubted. In addition, Wu Mian and Gui Bugui were both dressed as monks, which made it even more certain that they were the ones sent by Xi Yingzhen to spread the word. Immediately, Shi Chong's face sank, and he pointed to the guards who were lying on the ground waiting for him to come out to support him and said, "These low-minded servants caused me to offend the distinguished guests sent by the great warlock. Come, drag me to the back. Give them forty sticks. Drive them out of Luoyang City, and if they see these people in Kyoto a day later, they will be sent to exile."

After disposing of these guards, Shi Chong changed his face. With a smile, he said to the four people in front of him: "These are the esteemed envoys sent by the great warlock, and they are Shi Chong's distinguished guests. Please look at the great warlock's face, go to the mansion to drink a glass of wine, and let Shi Chong also Do the best of the landlord's friendship..."