Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 253: All are old acquaintances
"You are procrastinating." When he heard Xi Yingzhen's voice, Yi Yang instantly understood the intention of returning home. Just when he wanted to kill the old guy, a man walked in from outside the gate of the county government. Just like him, Xi Yingzhen, a white-bearded old man in alchemist costume.
In addition to the old warlock and Xiao Ren San, there is a 'person' behind them both. The 'man' was tied by a red string. The other end of the rope was caught in Xi Yingzhen's hand. This man turned out to be the **** of plague who was blocked by the great warlock in the cave and did not dare to come out. Now the God of Plague was beaten with a blue nose and a swollen face. He was a little surprised when he saw the three gods Yiyang, Chidan, and Dongfeng while walking. At first he thought that the three gods were here to save him, but when he thought that the person who caught him was the great warlock Xi Yingzhen, there was no hope in his heart.
At the same time as the Great Warlock, the three gods Yiyang, Chidan and Dongfeng had different expressions. Yi Yang turned his head directly without looking at the direction that Xi Yingzhen was coming from, and Chidan seemed to be contradictory. He wanted to follow Yi Yang's way and ignore the great warlock. However, consciously or unconsciously, he always turned his head to look in the direction of Xi Yingzhen.
After hearing Xi Yingzhen's voice, Dongfeng's first reaction was to use her divine power to leave immediately, but she saw that the other two gods around her did not intend to escape. Only then did she withdraw her divine power, took a few steps back, and hid behind two people. Originally, I wanted to make the three 'people' advance and retreat together, but after seeing Xi Yingzhen appear, a flattering smile appeared on Dongfeng's face.
"I just said, "Grandpa Fangshi, what immortals are blind and dare to bully our children. So they are not outsiders." After seeing the three gods, Xi Yingzhen patted Xiao Ren San on the shoulder and said, "Listen to you. It's scary, I thought it was the Lord of the Gods, but it turned out to be the three of you. You are all old acquaintances, right? Hey, Grandpa Fangshi is talking to you. After all these years of being a god, are you starting to miss the one who was slapped at the beginning? It's been a while?"
Listening to Xi Yingzhen's tone of voice changed, except for Yi Yang who continued to turn her head and ignore it, Chidan and Dongfeng both responded. Dongfeng pursed his lips and smiled, and walked towards the old warlock. As he walked, he said, "Everyone in the world knows that you are the number one alchemist in the world. When did you change to alchemist? I was thinking just now, which alchemist grandpa is here"
"It's Dongfeng, little girl. After you became an immortal, I thought I would never see Grandpa alchemist again. I didn't expect to meet again here." After Xi Yingzhen saw Dongfeng, the frost on his face melted instantly, and the color of his face melted. Looking at the goddess, she continued: "What good things do you eat on it? Look at this smooth face, this small waist, tsk tsk, you have nothing to do on it, and you don't need to continue to practice. Didn't you find a husband?"
The Great Warlock looked at Dongfeng up and down without anyone else, and kept chattering. Rao Shi Dongfeng was originally a charming character, but at this time, her shy face turned crimson.
But before Dongfeng could answer shyly, Xi Yingzhen's words had changed: "But after not seeing each other for so many years, you bully our children as soon as we meet, which is a bit disregarding our old friendship, right? Who do you say? Why do we want to keep our children in the well? Why do you stew the chicken and take it back to make up your body? What **** said? eat?"
I don't know if it's because of so many years, the old warlock and Wu Mian have been in contact with each other more, and these words have the taste of a white-haired man. When adding the last word out of his lips, he rolled his eyes in cooperation. Wu Mian, who is simply the boss of the year, was born.
The three gods Yiyang, Chidan, and Dongfeng have dealt with this old guy before they became immortals, and they all suffered losses in front of Xi Yingzhen. Originally thought that becoming an immortal would not be entangled by this old thing again, even if he went down to earth this time, he would avoid him, but he still did not avoid this old warlock in the end. If before becoming immortal, Dongfeng, Chidan and his like knelt on the ground and gave them their mouths, saying that Dad, I was wrong, it would be fine. But now they are all gods who have become immortals, and they are burdened by idols. It would be too ugly to be beaten by such an old warlock.
Seeing the three gods do not speak. Gui Bugui laughed, looked at Xiao Ren San next to him and said, "Children will never lie, my son, tell me, what did they just say? It's not that anyone else is going to fight. Did you kill you? Tell your dad, and I'll hit them in the mouth for a while to vent your anger."
Xiao Ren San sighed. He didn't know what Bai Wuqiu said about his heartstrings, but he lowered his head with tears in his eyes and said, "Forget it, old man, it's okay for our ginseng to suffer a little grievance. They are all God fairy in the sky, don’t be too hard to fight, it’s nothing to scold our ginseng, you can’t kill it if you beat it twice, don’t do it for our ginseng and their gods.”
Speaking of the end, Xiao Ren San cried "Wow!" At this time, Gui Bugui retreated to Xi Yingzhen's side at some point, and the old guy looked at the ginseng doll and sighed. He said to Xi Yingzhen, who was comforting Xiao Ren San: "Actually, what our brothers Ren San said was right. If we didn't say it, we wouldn't have invited you here if we knew it earlier. There's no other meaning, but I didn't want to say it. No, don't say it. You should go back, the three immortals, it's not difficult for you to sacrifice your life to vent my anger on my three brothers. If you don't say it, don't say it, if you don't say it, you will not be here."
"Fuck you! If you want to use the alchemist grandpa, I can use it as a gunner! Don't take me for a fool" Xi Yingzhen was amused by this old and small anger. Immediately, he stretched out his hand and pushed the return away, and handed the end of the rope tied to the **** of plague into the old guy's hand. He walked over to the three gods angrily.
Dongfeng was teased by Xi Yingzhen just now because of her beauty, and now she comes with a smiling face. I hope to be able to explain that this is all provoking understanding by one old and one young. But before she could speak, the old warlock had already held back her words: "Little girl, don't be uncomfortable, grandpa alchemist, I am still a warlock, and I won't beat women very much. But I didn't say that I am an alchemist now. hit"
When this sentence was uttered, the temperature in the air had already dropped. The ground under Xi Yingzhen's feet is already covered with hoarfrost
Dongfeng hesitated for a while, but still did not dare to speak. She involuntarily took a step back to the left and gave way to the road behind her. Xi Yingzhen ignored her. At the moment, he continued to walk towards the two men on the opposite side.
Chidan hesitated for a while, and after glancing at Yi Yang, who still did not look back, he walked over to Xi Yingzhen: "Xi Warlock, you can't just listen to one side, we are gods who have become immortals, how can it be difficult? A ginseng doll? You think about how they got caught.”
The words of red gall are not finished yet. The two of them have reached the slap in the face. The old warlock didn't talk nonsense, he directly reached out and slapped Chidan's face. This **** clearly saw the slap coming towards him, but he was the same as when he met Xi Yingzhen when he was a cultivator, he clearly saw the slap coming towards him. There is no way to avoid it.
"Clap!" With a crisp sound, Chidan's body was slapped high, and fell heavily to the ground after a while. Xi Ying really wanted to vent his anger to his godson, and after Chidan was slapped He didn't faint. Apart from his face being beaten and swollen, he didn't have any abnormality. After he got up, he mistakenly thought that his divine power had greatly increased since he became an immortal. He rushed towards Xi Yingzhen.
Just when Chidan mobilized his divine power to prepare for the battle of Xiyingzhen, the second mouth of the old warlock came again. It was still the same as before, Chidan was still only a little short of avoiding his mouth, and the second mouth hit him in the face, knocking him flying, and then fell to the ground. After Chidan rolled over again, he rushed towards Xi Yingzhen again
"Pop!" The third mouth slapped Chigan in the face, making him a little sober. Looking at the smiling face of the ginseng doll hiding behind Xi Yingzhen, the **** understood: this is hitting me in the mouth to make this ginseng doll happy