Bureau of Anomalous Biological Countermeasures Chapter 437: Zhen Yan
After seeing his concubine come out, Li Longji stood up in person. Holding the hand of the fat noble concubine, she came to Cheng Yaojin, Wu Mian, Gui Bugui and other great cultivators, and said, "I was recommended by Concubine Ai, this is His Royal Highness Cheng Yaojin. It is the few great monks in the legend, and the wish of Concubine Ai may be fulfilled today."
Hearing the emperor said that those strange people were the legendary great monks of immortality, the fat noble concubine immediately became interested, and with the help of several palace maids, she gave Wu Mian and Gui Bugui a great gift. It was okay to see Wu Mian and Gui Fugui, but she was startled at first when she saw a big monkey standing behind them. However, thinking that they are all immortals from other worlds, it is possible that this big monkey is their immortal pet and mount. It's not surprising that I continue to salute...
After standing up, he said: "I've heard of several living gods for a long time, but I never thought that I would have the opportunity to meet today. To be honest, when Yuhuan was in her boudoir, she also learned a few days of alchemy under Master Guangxiao. I saw a few great cultivators today, and there is still something incomprehensible about the alchemy one, and I would like to ask a few great cultivators to enlighten me."
"Niangniang turned out to be a fellow person..." Gui Bugui stood up and returned the salute, then continued: "But Niangniang, don't believe the rumors about me waiting, I'm just a few little monks, I really don't dare to be a god. Two words. Moreover, the spells have changed a thousand times. We just peeped at the door. If the mother wants to practice the spells, I recommend the alchemist one and two masters, Guangren and Huohua. The two of them have already reached the Great Perfection. Realm, can definitely answer questions for the empress."
Hearing that Gui Bugui rejected him, the fat imperial concubine frowned slightly. After a disappointed glance at the emperor, he continued: "Don't be polite, big cultivator, Yuhuan is not trying to learn some great magic tricks that change the world, just want to practice some ways to keep your face. Yuhuan doesn't seek longevity, just not getting old..."
Hearing that Concubine Fatty wanted to practice the technique of keeping her face, Gui Bugui's face showed a strange expression. Then the old guy sucked his teeth, and then continued: "Miss, look at the old man's appearance, and you will know that the old man is not proficient in Zhuyan. However, that monk Guangxiao has been through several dynasties, and he still looks like a mature man. If Niangniang wants to learn Zhuyan, she should find him."
The fat noble concubine was unable to learn the art of keeping her face from Guangxiao, and heard the deeds of these strange people in the mouth of the emperor. Originally thought that these experts could answer questions for him, but he was rejected by Guibuhui. As for what this old guy said that he was not proficient in Zhuyan, the imperial concubine would not believe it if he was beaten to death. A year ago, the haunted things in the palace were solved by a few of them. Compared to such a great technique, Zhuyan Yiyi is simply unbearable.
Seeing the displeased expression on his beloved concubine's face, the emperor hurriedly made a round of conciliation: "Let's not talk about this now, several great monks were invited by me just after returning to the capital. Today we are just drinking, Other times will be discussed later. You can't sway the wine of several great monks."
At this time, An Lushan also left his seat with a smile, walked to the fat imperial concubine who was twenty years younger than him, and knelt down in front of her with a plop. Because he was too fat, this kneeling shook the cups and plates on the table next to him.
The Jiedu envoy from the three towns laughed and kowtowed to the fat imperial concubine: "My son has seen his mother, I wish her youth and longevity. This time my son is in a hurry to go to Beijing, and he has not prepared anything valuable. There are only 100 Dongzhu dongzhu as a gift to honor my mother. Please don’t blame my mother for being too shabby, Li Zhuer, why don’t you tell me about my gift for your grandma and bring it out...
While speaking, a 14- or 15-year-old servant came out from behind An Lushan. Two delicate brocade boxes were taken out from the package behind them and opened in front of everyone. I saw that the two brocade boxes were full of thumb-sized Dongzhu, and one such Dongzhu was a handed down treasure, not to mention that there were a hundred of them in the two boxes.
After seeing Dongzhu, Concubine Fatty's expression softened a little. He immediately picked up a brocade box, fiddled with the Dongzhu inside, giggled, and said, "It's hard for my son to still think about it, Your Majesty, seeing this child is so filial, you should also reward him more."
"Isn't it just right for a son to be filial to his mother? Lushan still has a great use, even if the reward is not in a hurry." After speaking, the emperor announced the start of the banquet, and then met Wu Mian, return home, etc. People and demons began to eat and drink.
Because her request was not met, the fat imperial concubine also began to talk coldly about Wu Mian, Gui Bugui and others, as well as the demon. She was just joking with the emperor and An Lushan, and just barely managed to accompany Li Longji over for a toast, and then ignored the people and demons here.
Compared to the fat noble concubine, the half-demon Hu Ren An Lushan is exquisite. He didn't count the coaxing and laughing of the emperor and noble concubine, and he often came to Wu Mian and Gui Bugui to make a toast. Bai Wuqiu reconciled with his temper, although Guibugui and Cheng Yaojin both said that this half-demon is not a good person, but after two glasses of wine, Er Lengzi didn't care, and even took off his shirt with An Lushan, together with An Lushan. Dancing on the wine table.
Don't look at An Lushan's weight of more than 300 catties, but he dances the dance of the Hu people and keeps spinning in circles. Anyone who sees it will not believe that this is a dance performed by a fat man weighing more than 300 pounds. Watching An Lushan keep spinning in circles, the spirit of Jiuqiu keeps turning somersaults on the table. Er Lengzi's body is tall but dexterous, and the emperor and imperial concubine who watch it all slap and applaud.
Seeing that the feast is almost over, the emperor, concubine and An Lushan are all drunk. Li Longji and Concubine Fatty were escorted back to the bedroom, but An Lushan could no longer walk, so they were carried back to his Jiedu embassy. Only Cheng Yaojin, Wu Mian, and Gui Bugui returned to Prince Cheng's mansion along the same path.
On the way back, Bai Wuqiu, who was sweating profusely and had sobered up, said to Gui Bugui: "Old guy, that fat girl wants to learn the technique of keeping her face, you just have to teach her. That bit of magic is a **** for you? Look at her, she almost turned her face when she found out that you wouldn't teach it, and the big fat face is about to catch up with the donkey's face."
Guibugui smiled and said, "Don't you have what she said, silly boy? This noble concubine once learned magic from Guangxiao's school. The art of staying in the face is indeed nothing, but the monk Guangxiao has To give up such a good chance to curry favor with the emperor, he must have something to hide. He doesn't teach me, and I won't be involved in this mess for the old man."
Hearing the old guy's words, Xiao Ren San on the side recalled an old memory. The little guy said in a milky voice: "I'm immortal, are you worried that this big fat girl will become the next little Wu Zhao? Tell me how their old Li family does all the things of the heifer Sichen. ?"
"One Wu Zetian in the world is enough, there is no second one." At this moment, Wu Mian suddenly said something. However, he still had the same problem, and after the first half of the sentence, he closed his mouth. Several people and demons in the same car have been waiting for the second half of his sentence, but Wu Mian turned his head to the side, as if what he said just now was not what he said.
In the end, Cheng Yaojin laughed and resolved the awkward atmosphere: "According to my old Cheng, this Concubine Yang is at best a troublemaker. All the changes in Wu Zhao were messed up that time. Together, she finally got a bargain. That kind of chaos will never be seen again."
While he was speaking, the carriage had already stopped at the door of his Cheng Wangfu. Just as everyone got off the carriage, the housekeeper of Cheng Wangfu, Xiao ran, came out. After greeting everyone and demons, he said to his master: "His Royal Highness, that monk Guangxiao has been waiting in the mansion for a long time. He said that he has something to ask you and several immortals..."
"Guangxiao is here?" After Wu Mian and Gui Bugui glanced at each other, the old guy smiled and said to the black-haired man, "I've been in Chang'an for so many years, but I haven't seen each other. When the time comes to visit, this monk is really restless..."