One Punch Man King Engine Chapter 4: This joke is so big
Boom!
A hole was knocked into the street by Wang Feng, and then he tilted his head to the other side, knocked violently, and bang...
The quiet street suddenly burst into bursts of explosions, and all the surrounding neighbors were awakened. They opened the windows one by one to check, and saw that the street, which was intact during the day, was now devastated, and there was a human-shaped shadow in the dusty sky. Hit the street and knock out holes.
"It's a weirdo, please notify the Hero Association and let them dispatch heroes to destroy it."
"God forbid, don't let weirdos follow my house."
The street residents were stunned, hiding in their homes trembling one by one, or praying for God's blessing, or calling the Hero Association and so on.
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City A Hero Association headquarters.
"Jingle!"
The Hero Association customer service hotline keeps ringing.
"Hey, hello, this is the headquarters of the Heroes Association... ah? You said that there is a strange person in the east city of M City? Well, we have already understood the situation, and will immediately send someone to verify it and notify the nearest hero to destroy the strange person, please Don't worry, our Hero Association aims to protect the safety of the people and will eliminate the weirdos as soon as possible..."
The customer service lady of the Association of Heroes is wearing a black tight-fitting suit skirt with a white shirt inside. It is interesting that the girls of the Association's black suit jackets are uniformly open on the chest, allowing the chest to hold up the white shirt, so when I see the girls of the Hero Association At first glance, they are usually attracted by the touch of white that rises high above their chests.
Of course, with the exception of flat-chested girls!
"Deputy Minister Jess, according to citizens' reports, there is a strange person on the Dongcheng Street in M City..." After hanging up the phone, the customer service lady immediately reported to Jess, the deputy director of the Association's Operations Department.
The Hero Association has many departments, such as the Department of Operations, the Department of Finance, and the Department of Operations. The Department of Operations is responsible for combating monsters, and subordinates the Hero Management Team, Intelligence Team, etc., among which the head of the Department of Operations is Siki.
"Dongcheng?" Jace's face full of stubble Chinese characters tightened, "Immediately call up the nearby cameras to verify the situation, and evaluate the monster level according to the degree of the monster's disaster, and check whether there are heroes who are active near the location where the monster appears. "
"Yes!"
Maria, who is in charge of the information management and monitoring of weirdos, nodded, and immediately instructed the computer operation staff to get busy immediately. The sound of crackling on the keyboard continued to sound, and the live video was sent. In the video, the street was full of dust and could not be seen clearly. Void, I saw a looming figure in the dust busy.
"The weirdo is there..."
The staff quickly assessed the scene based on what the camera saw, and came to the conclusion after half a sound that the monster's level was... Tiger level!
"Immediately issue a geek alert." Jace commanded.
"Understood."
Maria immediately joined the M city alarm notifier. In all major cities, the Hero Association has installed an alarm notifier similar to a TV tower. The sound of the alarm notifier can be heard throughout the city, notifying the strange information in place, reminding everyone Take safety measures.
"M city residents please pay attention, M city residents please pay attention, the Hero Association has urgently notified that there are tiger-level monsters in Dongcheng Street. At present, the Hero Association is dispatching heroes to eliminate monsters. Before the monsters are eliminated, please stay away from Dongcheng Street. ..."
Maria, together with the M City alarm notifier, used the alarm notifier to disperse the residents.
"Nearby heroes...not within a kilometer...expanded to a radius of one kilometer..."
On the other side, the staff are searching for heroes who are active near the East City of M City.
Standing behind Jace, Coulson, who was in charge of hero management, stared at the Dongcheng area of M City on Jace's computer screen, and said quietly: "By the way, Dongcheng of M City...is the king's residence?"
"What? You said that the king, known as the strongest man on the surface, lives in the east city of M city?" Jace was shocked.
Coulson nodded, "Looking at the address reported by the residents, it is indeed near the king's house."
Jace immediately commanded: "Call the king immediately and ask the king to take action to destroy the weirdo."
"Yes."
Maria tapped the computer a few times with her slender fingers, and the screen of Jace's computer immediately showed that the call was being made to King.
In the world of One Punch Man, technology is very advanced, even intelligent robots have appeared, but advanced technology has not been popularized, only used in a few high-level institutions and companies. When everything is complete, the only regret is that there are no online game developers in this world. The function of the computer is to search for information or chat online, so king can only play home game consoles at home, and play games such as "King of Fighters" with the handle. Have not been exposed to online games.
Sometimes I think about it, maybe developing an online game similar to "League of Legends" in the world of One Punch Man will be a big hit! If Saitama plays "League of Legends", he will definitely fall in love with the role of the blind monk.
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"M city residents please pay attention, M city residents please pay attention, the Hero Association informs all residents that there are tiger-level monsters in the streets of Dongcheng. Currently, the Hero Association is dispatching heroes to eliminate the monsters. Before the monsters are eliminated, please stay away from Dongcheng. The street..."
"Eh, what?"
Wang Feng raised his head and turned his ears, "There is another weirdo in M city? Where is it?"
He was stunned for a while, then shook his head: "Never mind, it didn't affect me anyway."
He shook his head, slammed it again, and continued to hit the street. Under the influence of the savage collision and trampling, the thousand-meter street in front of his house had appeared like many holes, and the effect of trampling and savage collision had already appeared. Down, he turned into a bulldozer, rumbled and destroyed the street all the way.
"Jingle!"
Just as he was in full swing, the phone ringing in his clothes suddenly rang. He took a deep breath, took out his phone and pressed the speakerphone: "Hey, who..." His head hit the street again.
Boom!
"Is it the king?" Jace asked cautiously.
"Yes, it's me. Tell me if you have something to do. I'm busy!" Wang Feng knocked his head to the ground and replied casually.
Boom...
Inside the Heroes Association headquarters, Jess, Coulson, Maria and others stayed for a while, and the computer audio continued to emit various cracking sounds.
Maria hesitated: "King seems to be fighting someone?"
"It's possible." Jace's eyes lit up, "The weirdo appeared near the king's house, maybe the king has already taken action after finding out, and is now destroying the weirdo."
"What are you mumbling about? Speak louder, it's very noisy here, I can't hear you." Wang Feng shouted on the screen.
Jace shouted into the microphone: "king, there is a tiger-level monster near your house, the association hopes you can take action to eliminate the monster..."
"There's a weirdo near me?"
Wang Feng was startled. It turned out that the strange person in the alarm just now appeared near his house.
Jace and the others looked at each other. Isn't King fighting the weirdo they thought?
"What kind of weirdo?" He was nervous, estimating the remaining energy of the card, uh, not much left, it was dark in the middle of winter and bad luck.
"It is impossible to determine for the time being, that strange person is continuing to destroy the streets of Dongcheng, causing the smoke to fly. The strange person is very cunning and hides in it, making it impossible for people to recognize his face."
"Dongcheng? Destruction of the streets?"
Wang Feng was startled, why did he sound like he was talking about himself? Looking up, the smoke and dust were flying, covering the sky and the moon, and he couldn't see the surrounding situation clearly.
"Did that weirdo break holes in the street?" he asked tentatively.
"Yes, the entire street was almost completely destroyed, and the disaster level has reached tiger level."
Wang Feng was silent for a while, and said faintly: "You guys withdraw the surveillance, the weirdo will not destroy the street anymore..." He felt that the power in his body was draining, and he no longer needed to actively use skills to consume energy.
"Ah? Could it be king... You have already eliminated the weirdo?" Jace asked in surprise.
“…”
Wang Feng touched the tip of his nose and was embarrassed to tell Jace that the so-called weirdo was him.
"Thank you Mr. King for working hard for the safety of the people. The heroes in our association should learn from Mr. King's spirit and put the safety of the people and the elimination of disasters in the first place in their hearts..."
Not speaking is acquiescence, Jace thought.
Wang Feng: "Uh..." Jace's compliment made his old face a little red.
"Thank you again for your dedication and good night."
Jess saw that Wang Feng had been silent, thinking that Wang Feng was bored, so he hung up the call very "sensible".
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Inside the Hero Association headquarters.
Jace laughed: "The freak has been eliminated, Maria, please check."
"Okay."
Maria watched the video near Dongcheng Street~IndoMTL.com~ The rumbling sound has disappeared, the dust in the sky is also gradually dissipating, and the figures in the dust have disappeared.
"Report to the Deputy Minister, the strange person has disappeared, but the strange person's body cannot be found."
"Huh? How could this be?" Jace frowned, puzzled.
"Well, it's normal to not find the body, you forgot what the king's trick is?" Coulson smiled.
Maria and Jace's eyes lit up and said in unison: "Purgatory Warriors Explosive Heat Wave Cannon!?"
"That's right, it is rumored that when this move comes out, everything that stands in front of it will vanish into ashes. It is estimated that the weirdo has drifted away with the wind." Coulson pushed his glasses, the middle parted blond hair was particularly attractive.
"Okay, as expected of a king." Jace laughed, "Quick, issue a notice to the residents of M City, telling them that the weirdo has been eliminated."
"I'll do it right away."
Maria fluttered her dark green short hair, and a smile appeared on her pretty face.
"Well, since the weirdo has been eliminated, then I go back to sleep. The signs of weirdo activity have become more and more frequent recently, and I am exhausted."
Coulson stretched and turned to leave the war room.
Maria reconnected to the M City alarm notifier, and notified the citizens with a sweet voice: "M City residents, please pay attention, M City residents, please pay attention, the tiger-level monsters that appeared in the East City of M City have been eliminated by the S-level hero king, and the East City It's safe, please rest assured..."
Wang Feng was thinking about how to make up for the fault of destroying the street at home, when he heard the siren notice, he was stunned.
"This joke... is so big."
He became both a "weird" and a "hero", with one person playing two roles, and the most important thing is to gain both fame and fortune! It's like a joke!