One Punch Man King Engine Chapter 16: Blood and passionate hero advertising
Boom!
The wall of the shelter burst into a big hole in an instant, and a tall figure stood looming in the floating smoke.
Kaka!
The figure walked step by step, passing through the dust, revealing its full face. It is an intelligent robot, more than five meters tall, with a metallic luster all over its body, carrying a large sword two meters long and half a meter wide on its back. There are two rocket launchers on his shoulders.
"Ah? It's a god-level weirdo - Terminator, everyone, run."
"Help, who can help me."
The citizens who took refuge scattered in terror, screaming loudly.
Boom!
The rocket launcher on the robot's shoulder was fired violently, and a cannonball blasted into the shelter, the wall collapsed, and flames erupted.
"Hey, stop it!"
A figure walked out in the firelight, and the icy voice was transmitted through the spark, the cold eyes, the cold expression, the cold momentum...
"Ah!? It's a king, an S-class hero king."
"What if the king comes? The opponent is a god-level weirdo. No matter how strong the king is, he can't beat the opponent. If he comes, he will only die in vain. It is better to escape and save his life."
"king, you run fast, reserve your strength to do more meaningful things."
The townspeople who were pinned down by the wall shouted.
"Escape?" Wang Feng twitched the corners of his mouth and laughed: "If the hero escapes, who will fight?" He looked directly at the robot, and the voice-over voiced "Tut-Tut-Tut--" at the right time. sounded.
"This sound is... the Imperial Engine!?"
"king...has entered a state of combat."
"Why did he stay and die when he could have escaped?"
The citizens stared at the tall figure in confusion.
"For what? He is for us!" A young man smashed his severely twisted leg with both hands and cried loudly: "King is for the incompetent us, knowing that he will die, he will not turn back, because he is The hero, he is the hero who stands in front of us and shields us from the wind and rain—”
"Hero? Ha, just an ant, and I can smash him to a pulp with one fist." The robot seemed to have heard the funniest joke in the world.
Wang Feng quietly looked at the laughing robot, and said lightly, "Have you had enough laughs?"
"Huh?"
The robot gave Wang Feng a vicious look, "Damn hero, go to hell!" He threw a punch, hitting Wang Feng.
Boom!
Wang Feng flew out and crashed into a wall.
"Hey, king, let me end you."
The robot was unforgiving, kicking its feet and raising its fists, quickly approaching Wang Feng, who fell to the ground.
"king, be careful..."
Survivors scream in horror.
"As a hero, it's time to tell you what to do when faced with such a thrilling scene."
Wang Feng sat up, grinned suddenly, took out a pack of "Weilong" brand spicy sticks from behind, pointed at the camera and said, "At this time, just eat a spicy stick to suppress the shock." He took a spicy strip out of the package and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it a few times, and then swallowed it.
"Full of energy."
Wang Feng's imposing manner exploded, blowing the robot with one punch.
"King!"
"King!"
The survivors shout in unison.
Wang Feng held the "Weilong" brand spicy bar in front of the camera, "When facing danger, use a spicy bar to suppress the shock and replenish the high-calorie energy. You can also be a hero."
…
Wang Feng watched the advertisement of "Flavor Dragon" spicy strips on TV at home, and he didn't dare to watch it again. His fame was ruined by this advertisement, and Cich told him that the hero promotion advertisement was a **** advertisement.
Damn it, eating spicy sticks is really hot, his blood boils, he sweats profusely, and he gets angry easily, but this is different from the heroic blood I understand! ?
He wanted to cry but had no tears. He knew it was this kind of commercial, and he wouldn't shoot it if he was beaten to death, but at that time, he was already in trouble, so he could only grit his teeth and bite the bullet.
"Well, go out and get some air, I'm going to die of depression."
He hasn't been out for several days since he took this "Flung" commercial. For fear of being recognized, he pointed at him and said, "Hey, isn't that the King of Flavors?"
Long live!
He put on the necessary black cap, covered his face, and opened the door to go out.
…
Boom!
An explosion sounded, and Wang Feng, who had just left the house, stared blankly at the collapsed wall in front of him. Outside the broken wall, stood a robot full of cannon holes.
"Target found, target locked, incendiary ready..."
The outstretched palm of the robot suddenly spurted out a large amount of flames. Wang Feng couldn't dodge, and he was burned. A burst of fire passed, and Wang Feng's clothes were burnt to the ground, leaving only a pair of boxer briefs left alone.
"The target still has life characteristics, the rocket launcher is ready..."
The robot scanned the flames for a while with the eyes of the data flashing, and the gunholes all over its body clacked out, and each gunhole lit up with yellow fire.
Boom boom boom!
Shoot a dozen rockets in a row.
"Damn."
Wang Feng crossed his arms in front of his face, and the rocket launchers arrived in the blink of an eye, all bombarding him.
Boom! Boom!
The sound of explosions sounded, and the house turned into a ruin. Wang Feng stood up from the ruins out of breath, his body was charred, he stared at the robot coldly, shouting: "Who are you? Who sent you? come?"
"The target is not dead, the nuclear battery self-destruction system is activated..."
"Blow up!?"
Wang Feng was startled and was about to dodge, but the robot rushed over and hugged him ~IndoMTL.com~ Half a second later...
Boom! !
Looking from a distance, a mushroom cloud rises into the sky.
"Asshole!"
As the smoke passed, Wang Feng stood steadily on the ruins and stared at the tattered robots. His expression was solemn. His clothes had already been burnt away, and only one remained intact after the explosion of incendiary cannons, rocket launchers and nuclear energy. Panties cover the body.
At this time, a voice-over interjected in: "Nice underwear is still in good condition no matter how it is subjected to any fire, and it is the underwear that heroes can always rely on."
"Nice **** are durable, breathable and refreshing. They are really nice panties."
…
Ah! ?
Wang Feng, who had just opened the door and was about to go out, suddenly heard the advertisement being broadcast on the TV that was not turned off behind him. He stumbled under his feet, and was instantly unlovable. According to the two advertisements proposed by the Hero Association, one was a **** advertisement. Well, the fact is that it is a spicy strip advertisement, and the other is a passionate advertisement. Oh, isn't the underwear advertisement passionate enough?
Well, the Hero Association, Xickey, I remember you, don't let me take the chance, or you will vomit blood.
He held the door, feeling as uncomfortable as eating a dead fly, hurting his liver and gallbladder, and vomiting blood in his heart.
…
Z City is a deserted street.
Saitama was lying on his bed, staring at the Nice underwear advertisement on the TV. Seeing that the Nice underwear Wang Feng was wearing in the advertisement was bombarded by artillery fire several times, he was still fine. , scratched his crotch, and said to himself, "That man's underwear is so strong, I really want one, but I don't know if the supermarket that sells Nice underwear has any specials..."
Saitama met Wang Feng for the first time in his life, and it was from an advertisement for underwear. This... is a bit embarrassing!