One Punch Man King Engine Chapter 17: Let’s have a good fight

"Hey, king, we have already arranged the itinerary for the hero promotion event. Would you like to come over these days?"

"Xiqi, if you let me take on that kind of product advertisements in the future, I'll blow you into ashes. Also, I'm upset these days and have no time."

In just a few words, the phone call between Wang Feng and Xickey ended immediately.

"Well, if this hero promotion is about movie promotions or company promotions, I will definitely kick Cickey's big nose."

Wang Feng's "Dragon" hot stick commercials and Nice underwear commercials shot two days ago have been popular in 26 cities. Countless men, women and children will always carry hot sticks with them when they go to the street. When the weirdo appears, they don't scream. , did not run away, but calmly ate the spicy strips to suppress the shock. What's more, there are people who really believe that the Nice underwear is better than the bulletproof vest. .

Alas, this is the tragedy of the inconsistency between advertising and products. However, there is no advertising law in this world, and no one manages the nonsense advertising industry.

Faced with this situation, Wang Feng went on M City TV that night to tell everyone not to believe in advertisements. Latiao doesn't actually have the function of replenishing energy, and Nice is also unable to resist rocket launchers, so everyone can shop rationally.

Even so, the "flavor dragon" spicy strips and Nice underwear are still popular among all mankind, and the sales of the two companies are rising. Qian Qianli asked King to help with the advertisement.

The Hero Association wanted to make money, but Wang Feng had already spoken, and they dared not challenge Wang Feng's bottom line, so they reluctantly rejected the merchants' offers, and at the same time actively recommended other heroes and asked the merchants for quotations.

Not to mention, there are many businessmen looking for other heroes to endorse their products. Although they do not have the sensational effect of Wang Feng, they have played a certain role and increased sales a lot.

The professional hero of the Hero Association has become a brand-new profession, which combines the characteristics of many traditional professions such as stars and police officers to form a family of its own, that is, there are a group of fans like stars. For example, Genos will often receive a paper shell in the future Box’s fan letters are also as famous as celebrities, and even endorse products, and at the same time they have the responsibility of policemen and soldiers - eliminating weirdos and resisting disasters, and have their own characteristics: C-level heroes will actively do good deeds, bring closer and public relations.

In short, the hero has become a popular new profession, and many young people are eager to become a hero. Unfortunately, the hero assessment of the Hero Association has become more and more strict, resulting in the number of heroes has not been able to increase. Heroes are selected in six examination rooms. Since the first hero selection test, it has reached the 51st session. More and more people take the test. The 51st session has reached more than 10,000 people. However, those who can pass There are very few. In each assessment, only two or three people can become heroes. There are even a few times when all of them fail.

This kind of assessment system is already very strict. However, the Hero Association believes that it is not enough and continues to increase the difficulty of the assessment. It is conceivable that those who can pass the assessment in the future will definitely be the elites of human martial arts.

"Cut, I'm so depressed, go out for a walk and breathe."

Wang Feng observed the vaccine human egg before going out, and found that a few days later, there was still no movement, and he didn't know if it was a dead egg.

"Supermarket specials, supermarket specials, Weilong spicy strips, come and buy."

"We have a new batch of Nice underwear in our store, and you are welcome to come and buy."

"Buy a pair of Nice underwear and get a poster of the king wearing only panties. Girls, don't miss it when you pass by, buy it back and kneel and lick..."

Wang Feng went out on the street and was immediately dumbfounded. The street was full of people selling Weilong spicy strips and Nice underwear. He knew that his two advertisements had caused a sensation. It's become a phenomenon, um, a phenomenon-level advertisement - king hot-blooded hot strips and king's passion underwear.

A middle-2 youth on the street chewed hot sticks and shouted: "If the hero escapes, then who will fight?"

Wang Feng's plagiarism from Saitama has become popular, and it has become a slogan that teenagers must shout before fighting. What was originally a passionate sentence has become full of middle-aged breath.

"Wow, king is so cool."

A young girl came out of the lingerie store with a bag in her hand, with the Nice logo "▼" on it, an inverted triangle, and a poster with the king standing in the ruins in only his underwear. , the cold expression is much sought after by women.

Wang Feng looked at the girl with black lines all over his head, as if he had obtained a treasure, staring at the honey juice bulge on the king's underwear in the poster, little sister, where are you looking! ? Uncle, I am also a person who wants a face.

"Alas, the world is getting worse..."

He shook his head and sighed pitifully.

"Little sister, give me your panties..."

Just when Wang Feng was about to leave, a rough voice came. He looked back and saw an enlarged version of the boxer panties, with a face printed on the panties, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a wide nose sausage. Mouth, extremely rough, complete limbs, gloves on both hands, oh no, if you look closely, it's briefs, and she's wearing flip-flops, hey, what a bummer, it's not flip-flops, it's T-shaped (crab) pants , with a hooded hat on his head, uh, it seems to be a pair of... boxer panties, I wipe, then... that brand symbol is an inverted triangle - Nice! ?

This is... the underpants freak?

"Ah!? Weird..."

The girl who bought Nice underwear just now let out a high-pitched scream. Immediately, she unfolded the poster and shouted, "Husband king, please protect me..."

Wang Feng: "..." Are there really such naive people in the world? Do you think his characters can ward off evil spirits? If so, what is the hero to do? Simply put his portrait in front of everyone's door, then the world will be at peace.

"Ah, idol~"

However, when the Underpants Weird saw King's portrait, his eyes widened, his eyes radiant, his hands covered his face, and he screamed excitedly and shyly like a star-chasing girl.

“…”

Weird things happen every year, especially this year. Oh shit, I still have weird fans?

Wang Feng touched the tip of his nose, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"Urgent notice, urgent notice, citizens of M City, please pay attention, there is a strange man in underwear in the commercial street, and the evaluation level is wolf.

The association geek siren in City M issued a notification.

"Ah? The weirdo is here, run."

"Come on the root and chilli strips to suppress the shock."

"Don't be afraid, I have Nice underwear, and his damage is invalid to me."

The commercial street where people come and go heard the announcement from the Hero Association, and immediately panicked and ran away in a shrill voice~IndoMTL.com~ Seeing that you are also a fan of Lord King, I will let you go. "

After seeing the poster of the king character, the Underpants Weird showed mercy and let the girl go.

"Thank you king for protecting her husband."

The girl kissed the king's portrait in surprise. It's nothing. The question is, girl, where do you put your mouth? Can you be more serious? Brother is also a person with a head and a face, if you do this, I don't want to lose face! ?

"Hey, cap guy, hand over your panties."

Pedestrians on the street ran away, leaving only Wang Feng who didn't move. If it was him before, he would have run away long ago, but now he has two two-star cards and one four-star card in his hand, Will you be afraid of a wolf-level monster?

He already has the capital and doesn't have to run away. Since he came to this world, he always runs away every time he encounters a weirdo... It's a shame, he is also a hot-blooded man, and he is also looking forward to a hearty battle, this time...

"Let me fight!"

Wang Feng hid the corner of his mouth under the cap, and his whole body became excited. Is the first battle in his life finally coming, then... which card should be used to end you? panties?

"Thunderbolt!"

A sudden roar sounded behind the Underpants Freak, and an iron rod with an electric arc slammed into the Underpants Freak's back.

"Ah!?"

The underpants groaned in pain and stumbled to the ground, twitching and tingling like a Parkinson's disease.

"Hey, KO!"

The attackers sentenced triumphantly.

Wang Feng silently glanced at the attacker and the underpants who had no fighting power, and twitched the corner of his mouth: "I... grass!?"