Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum: The 30th Bowl of Soup (5 & 6)

After guessing that the emperor is a rebirth, Wen Liang has become more cautious. On the one hand, he wanted to test the emperor, but on the other hand, he didn't dare to show too much - because he didn't know what happened in the previous life, what if the emperor knew about the relationship between him and Li Xiulian?

So now he's a little nervous when he's around Qinghuan, and his whole person is collapsed, but Qinghuan thinks he's so funny, and hangs him on purpose, but it's broken.

Wen Liang said that he was about to be broken.

Like now, the emperor paced back and forth in the imperial study after reviewing the memorials, gossiping with him from time to time. What can Wen Liang say? Others are the king, he is the minister, and it is mainly because of his guilty conscience that he is not the original minister. In case the emperor knows, then himself...

But Wen Liang also finds it strange. If the emperor really knows who he is, why should he hang himself? For those who may threaten him, as an emperor, isn't the first thing to cut off the threat directly?

He is now living in trepidation... In order to maintain the balance of the world, but also to keep himself from losing his original intention, in these worlds, once they appear as human beings, the restrictions on the use of mana will increase. If you are beheaded, it will be directly judged as a mission failure - and if you fail, you will be punished.

Wen Liang lived for a long time, and only saw chestnut as a companion. Their existences are all chosen by Heavenly Dao from dead lives. The number is stable and will not change. Unless your ex dies or is reincarnated, you will always be alone except your chosen partner.

If every such existence is motivated to be reincarnated, they will have a period of time to choose their successor, and only after they have finished teaching the successor will they be considered successful. From then on, the person who chooses to be reincarnated will only have one life, and will never have this memory again, and the existence of the new one will continue to continue the journey.

They are always on the road and have nowhere to go.

Wen Liang's luck is good. His predecessor was a man. He lived around the world for many years before he found a lover who had forgotten everything. He chose to reincarnate. Although he could only have one life, he decided to No regrets. But before reincarnation, he told Wen Liang everything that he could teach and exhort. He didn't leave until Wen Liang could be on his own.

And chestnuts are a capitalized bitter. Her ex lost herself, because she made a big mistake and was directly obliterated by Tiandao, so she was chosen by Tiandao - but sadly, without her predecessor's teaching, she could only **** on her own.

I stumbled and stumbled, and what's even more pitiful is that I finally managed to cope with the first world, and the second world encountered a group of neurotics who traveled through it. , and there has been a psychological shadow since then.

All tasks are randomly assigned, they don't know what the next world will face, except for the ghost's wish and life, they know nothing about the world, and they don't know how much they have suffered - not everyone All are happy. If Qing Huan hadn't jumped off the Wangchuan River, then her fate would either be wiped out like Lizi's predecessor, or she would collapse and lose herself. Even if she survived by chance, she could only be an existence of the same level as Shuli, Wenliang, Lizi and others. .

She is ruthless to herself, and she has gone through countless unimaginable hardships to become who she is today. Naturally, she will no longer be controlled by her inner demons. Until now, Qing Huan couldn't help sighing whenever she thought of the completely lost Mili.

She has a very clear definition of good and bad, but it's really a pity for Qing Huan to be separated. Beings who can be selected or succeeded by the Tao of Heaven must be pure white as water at first, and their hearts are gentle. But time is such a terrible thing. Gradually, you have seen countless beautiful scenery along the way, and you have seen love, hate, separation, infatuation, hatred, and hatred, and you don't have this kind of thing. You are like machines, constantly turning for the normal functioning of the world, like puppets with silk threads on their hands tied by Heaven.

When you are a human being, you will cry, laugh, and love, but when you become this kind of existence, you completely lose these. Lonely days, you can spend a few days, years, and lifetimes, but can you spend countless lonely nights?

In a void, only you, and even yourself, is the void. If you choose to join the WTO to complete the task, your love, hatred, hatred and ignorance are all performed. In fact, you do not feel happiness or joy at all. These beautiful feelings belong to human beings, and you do not have them.

As time goes by, more people can't stand it.

Some people don't want to live any longer, preferring only one life. Some people begin to resent and become greedy, and want unmatched power... If you want to stick to your heart, it's easier said than done.

Qing Huan asked a question for a long time without getting an answer. She looked back and saw Wen Liang holding a writing brush and standing beside the column with the annals of history in a daze, obviously not listening to anything. Qing Huan narrowed his eyes, walked over, pressed one hand against the pillar and gave him a bang, and asked casually, "I asked you, didn't you hear me?"

As soon as Wen Liang turned around, he found that he had been hit by a wall—no, it was a Zhu Dong. He broke out in a cold sweat and looked at the face of the emperor who was close at hand. The emperor was undoubtedly very handsome, and Wen Liang was also a talented person. The two big men were suddenly so close that Wen Liang, who had already seen corrupt culture, instantly fell to his knees. wait...what does that mean? Could it be that the emperor disliked Li Xiulian because he was bent?

He widened his eyes, his calm and calm demeanor completely disappeared, leaving only the pain in his heart. This, this is impossible... If an emperor changes his sexual orientation because of him, he will be struck by lightning even if he completes the task of this world! oh my gosh!

Qing Huan couldn't see what Wen Liang was thinking, she held back her laughter, deliberately leaned close to Wen Liang's ear and blew her voice, lowering her voice - the ghost emperor has a good voice, and when he deliberately seduces people, it can make people feel Ear pregnancy: "Wen Aiqing, I just asked you, is it because you don't have the right person?"

Wen Lianghan's hair is standing upright and her buttocks are hairy. He, he also fell in love in certain worlds, but it was only with girls, not with men! After living for so long, he can be called immortal, but this is the first time he has been so ambiguous with a man!

After a long while, Wenliang stammered and explained: "Chen, I actually have a sweetheart..."

"Oh? Really?" Qing Huan raised her eyebrows.

Wen Liang nodded hurriedly, for fear that the emperor would say that I like you very much, then you should be my male pet and so on! I finally know why the emperor didn't go to the harem for a while now! Co-authoring doesn't like women anymore!

At this moment, Wen Liang has completely forgotten what he wants or not, and he just wants to get out of the emperor's line of sight... Oh my god, it's terrible! "Yes yes yes! It is Li Xiulian Li, the lady in charge of the lantern that the emperor wanted to give to the minister before! Please also please the emperor to complete us!

I can't stand it anymore. He definitely couldn't let this body die, but if it didn't die, if the emperor really meant something to him, he wouldn't be able to resist at all! Wen Liang doesn't think about anything else now... If he fails a world mission, he will be punished at most. He used to have a good reputation, and it doesn't matter if he occasionally has a small situation or a small flaw, but if he even loses the chrysanthemum, it will be a big loss!

Just as he was about to kneel down, Qing Huan grabbed her arm quickly, Wen Liang was startled and tried to break free, then pulled her arm back - Qing Huan's center of gravity suddenly swayed, Wen Liang nervously went to help her, Who would have thought that the left foot and the right foot fell directly - and it was facing Qinghuan!

……

He kissed the emperor.

Wen Liang has been born without love.

In the past, in his memory, the most terrifying thing was the presence of transmigrators or rebirthers around him, these two basically occupy the top two of the most difficult tasks in his mind.

And now there is something even more terrifying--a **** guy, or a **** guy who covets himself and can't resist because of his identity.

Let him die, he doesn't want to live anymore, he actually kissed a man.

The more Wen Liang thought about it, the more disgusting he became. He couldn't be more straight, and he didn't discriminate against homosexuals, but he was not gay! Ah ah ah ah ah, he actually kissed a man!

At this moment, Li Xiulian happened to come in with refreshments from outside the hall. As soon as he stepped into the door, he was shocked. The tray fell to the ground, and the delicate small plates and cakes inside were smashed into powder. She covered her mouth and stared at Wen Liang, who was pressing the emperor on her body. Her first reaction was to pick up the broom next to Wen Liang and swipe it at Wen Liang: "How dare you insult the emperor! Go to die!"

Ah, ah, ah, the emperor belongs to her! Wen Liang's shameless scheming*! He said he wanted to help her win the emperor's heart, and let her enter the palace to do the strategy. If the strategy was successful, he would give her a beautiful face and body, but what's going on now? !

He actually attacked the emperor himself? ! Then what is she up to? Was Wen Liang playing with her from the beginning? !

For Li Xiulian, the emperor was crushed to the ground by Wen Liang and kissed, which is no different from the cabbage that she carefully cared for and raised by a pig.

Heartbroken.

Wen Liang was lying on the ground and did not dare to hide, for fear that if he avoided Li Xiulian, he would beat the emperor. His complexion was earthy, and his inner cow was full of faces, and he wished he could die. He thought that the world of the reborn was an indelible shadow in his life, but after doing it for a long time, there were even more pitiful people waiting for him.

Perhaps his ex didn't choose to be reincarnated because he found a lover, but was frightened by the pitiful and hard-working worlds.

Although Li Xiulian was furious, she was a girl after all, so she would lose her strength after being beaten. Wen Liang's nose was bruised and his face was swollen like a pig's head.

Qing Huan stood up and looked at Li Xiulian, who was crying and crying, and Wen Liang, whose face was covered with nosebleeds and tears, and finally burst into laughter.

Laughing and beating the ground.

These two are so cute!

She hasn't laughed so happily in a long time. The ghost emperor's world is really relaxing and interesting, and even the missionaries she encounters are very interesting. Compared with Mili, who is extremely hostile and lost herself, Wen Liang is so cute. .

Qing Huan burst into tears with laughter. She waved her hands again and again, stood up from the ground and patted the ashes on the dragon robe. Seeing that the two idiots were more heartbroken than the other, she smiled and bent over not long after they stabilized. .

I thought these two were so capable, they were able to guide the ghost emperor, it turned out to be so fun in the bones.

Qing Huan doesn't even think about it. Big fish eat small fish and small fish eat shrimp. In front of her, Wen Liang is like a newborn calf, not to mention Li Xiulian, who is a human. She knew everything that made them play, made them worry every day, and taught them a lesson.

It's not that we are not brave enough, but the enemy is too powerful, ruthlessly crushing and laughing at us.

Qing Huan's smile made Li Xiulian and Wen Liang stunned. One was howling, but now he stopped howling, and the other stopped using his sleeve to wipe the nosebleed, and then the two tubes of bright red nosebleed gurgled out again. , not to mention so funny.

Qing Huan had enough laughter before he let out a sigh of relief: "Okay, let's not tease you two, Wen Liang, explain to me what happened between you and Li Xiulian."

Wen Liang suddenly felt a little weird... Why do you think the emperor has suddenly changed? Don't even call me anymore? He looked at Qing Huan cautiously, afraid that he would order someone to come in and behead him as soon as he opened his mouth.

Qing Huan knew that he still had lingering fears, and said: "Whose wish did you choose Li Xiulian for?"

As soon as these words came out, Wen Liang was instantly dumbfounded, you, you, you are endless.

Qing Huan chuckled and walked a few steps, Wen Liang shrank back in fright, because he was still sitting on the ground and didn't get up, so he moved his body with his legs and hands and his buttocks to move back, so that he could see clearly Huan wanted to laugh again.

She didn't force it, she brushed her sleeves lightly on his face, and her swollen pig-headed face was as handsome as ever, while Li Xiulian was stunned.

It is someone who has experienced strong winds and waves, Wen Liang immediately reacted: "Are you a companion?"

Qing Huan thought for a while and said, "Yes, no."

Wen Liang didn't understand the meaning of this sentence, but he breathed a sigh of relief and murmured: "I thought I was going to be beheaded... I was scared to death." In any world, if he didn't complete the mission, he would die halfway. They can feel the pain of death when they die, and it is especially terrifying.

But in the blink of an eye, he was tense again: "No! If you were a companion, where would the emperor be? Where did the emperor go?" The task is not still the same can not be completed? !

Why! Why is he so miserable!

"You guessed it well, I'm the one who was reborn for the emperor." Qing Huan sat on the ground casually. "But I want to know, what are you two doing? Did you kill the emperor?"

“??”

Wen Liang has the same expression as Li Xiulian, capitalized in a daze.

"No." Qing Huan understood. "Then you two are..."

Wen Liang responded quickly: "Li Xiulian is the person I want to help fulfill her wish, because she didn't know why she appeared before me. A good body, let her enter the palace as a beautiful girl, in order to attack the emperor. Her wish is to be with the emperor."

The amount of information was too much, and Li Xiulian didn't react at all. She looked at this first, then looked at that, wondering why the two of them started to say something she couldn't understand after kissing?

"Her real name...what's her name?" Qing Huan had a faint feeling.

"Little flower."

Qing Huan: "..."

Li Xiulian turned around and glared at Wen Liang: "Don't call me that name again!"

It's all clear now. After a long time, it's an oolong. Qing Huan snapped her fingers unbearably, and instantly grabbed the Ghost Emperor to her side. Li Xiulian was immediately stunned. Looking around, she couldn't tell why there were two emperors.

Qing Huan turned to look at the ghost emperor and pointed at Li Xiulian: "Your little flower."

"...What?" The Ghost Emperor had been watching in his dream, but he was suddenly woken up, and he was a bit drowsy in his pajamas. He looked at Qing Huan and then at Li Xiulian, unable to accept such a large amount of information for a while. "How, how? She doesn't look like Xiao Hua!"

"Then tell me, what does the maid, Xiao Hua, look like?"

The ghost emperor really tried hard to remember, and from time to time he added his hands to gesture: "At that time, it was probably so tall, reaching my chest, and I was quite sturdy. I should not eat less food at ordinary times. Fat, the assassin's sword didn't penetrate her, that's how I saved my life. As for the face... it's like a steamed bun that just came out of the pot."

Li Xiulian couldn't bear it any longer and rushed up to give the ghost emperor a kick, but he almost fell. When the Ghost Emperor saw that she was about to fall, although he was angry and hated her, he couldn't help but help. But when he stretched out his claws, he couldn't touch him at all.

Suddenly, a lonely look appeared.

Li Xiulian yelled at the ghost emperor after she stood firm: "My mother believed in your evil! You even said that you want to marry my wife! I have to pretend to be a lady for you to learn piano, chess, calligraphy, painting and dancing. You know how hard my mother is. huh! Bibi again, Bibi old lady beats you into a pig's head again!"

The ghost emperor's eyes lit up: "Hey! It's really a little flower!"

I don't know when Qing Huan and Wen Liang were standing together silently, Wen Liang asked in a low voice, "Are you a man or a woman?" He was still haunted by the kiss just now.

Qing Huan said: "Men."

Wen Liang was struck by thunder.

So everything is a misunderstanding... The emperor died inexplicably, and Li Xiulian's soul naturally had to leave the body. After she had finished the strategy, she could get the new body that Wen Liang promised her. However, the emperor is dead, what is the use of her new body?

The emperor only saw her disappearing erratically, but he didn't see Li Xiulian's reluctance to live alone.

And the palace maid Xiaohua he had been looking for was really Li Xiulian. Why can't the emperor find her later, because this palace maid is also strictly selected, Xiaohua's body has been developing horizontally, the largest palace dress is too small for her, and one set of her clothes every season is worth the others There are several sets of palace maids, too waste of fabrics. Therefore, even if she rescued Jia and grew up with the emperor, she was finally sent out of the palace.

Xiaohua vowed to lose weight, but unfortunately the fat did not go down, instead she suddenly had a pockmarked face with smallpox. Her lifelong wish was to be with the emperor, and the emperor who promised her to be together had long forgotten her.

This is obsession. The obsessions of two people are actually caused by each other, changed because of each other, and fulfilled because of each other.

In addition, both of them have not yet reached the end of their lives, so they can do it all over again. The Emperor Qing Huan laughed, shook his head, and grabbed his soul directly into his body. The next second, Wen Liang shouted at her, "You liar, you are obviously a woman!"

Ah, ah, ah, he didn't kiss a man!

Anyway, the soul inside is a woman, so he can brainwash himself!

Qing Huan glanced at him with a half-smile, "Don't you know, strictly speaking, we have no gender differences?"

"Then I don't care, anyway, I was a man before my death, you look like a woman, that's enough." Wen Liang felt moved when he said that. "I've kept my bottom line...I still have integrity."

Since it was the emperor who came back with memories from the past, Li Xiulian's strategy would be considered a success. Originally, this body was an illusion created by Wen Liang, but since she promised to give her beauty, Qing Huan simply materialized the illusion. From then on, Xiaohua is Li Xiulian, and Li Xiulian is Xiaohua.

A rare ding. Before leaving, Qing Huan reminded the emperor that he must be careful of those who want to harm him. Once again, if he died at the age of 30, no one would come to help him.

Going to Naihe Bridge once is enough, but I want to visit again, but there is no way.

The emperor suddenly became serious. His peaceful and happy life has been too long, and his brain has become rusty. Originally, because of his lover's deception, he has no love, but as a result, everything is clear, and he has confidence and fighting spirit.

That's his business, Qing Huan doesn't care, and doesn't want to care.

Wen Liang is also out of the body of the historian. His real name is Wen Liang, he has a name but no surname, they are all like this. Wen Liang said that he did not want to see the emperor and Li Xiulian who hugged and kissed and rolled the sheets to show their affection. As a man who has been single for thousands of years, he refused any couples to appear in front of him in pairs.

Looks disgusting.

But he and Qing Huan talked very happily. Wen Liang has a very good personality, but he is a bit weak. Qing Huan is the second companion he meets, and each companion has a different level of ability. Powerful and invincible, in Wen Liang's view, Qing Huan belongs to the latter category.

He has lived for so long and has experienced many worlds before he can make illusions that are both fake and real. It will take him a lot of energy and time, but Qing Huan can make the illusion into reality with just a wave of his hand. The extent is absolutely unimaginable.

But there is a tacit understanding between companions, neither the past nor the future. When you meet, you will be in love, and you will be familiar with the bottom line. Because the probability of meeting a partner is too small, it is worth cherishing.

Fortunately, Qing Huan is very easy-going, but Wen Liang doesn't believe it... Not long ago, he was deeply planted in her hands, and he almost doubted himself! But it is hard to find a companion, especially when Qing Huan seems to have a good temper and is gentle and talkative, in front of her, Wen Liang unknowingly becomes a chatter...