Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum: The thirty-fourth bowl of soup (seven & eight)


Qing Huan's tone sounded pitiful, but she had a mocking smile on her face. This mockery fell in the eyes of the emperor, and it was tantamount to unforgivable. He gritted his teeth and said: "Who, who are you?!"

"Didn't I say, I'm Nanyan."

"You are not Nanyan! You can never be Nanyan!" The emperor did not believe it. "I have seen Nan Yan, and even after fifteen years, she will never look like this!" Although it can't be called ugly, it is only beautiful and can be seen. If you stand with Nan Shuang - say these two Are people siblings? Ghosts don't believe it!

Qing Huan raised her eyebrows and said, "I'm sorry, time is a pig-killing knife, and I'm disabled." After speaking, she sighed, "Fortunately, the emperor didn't bring me into the palace, otherwise I would have died long ago. I can't live to this time."

The emperor still stared at her with hatred on her face, Qing Huan felt that her ears were a little itchy, so she took out her ears, and then asked him curiously: "Look at your expression now, you are blaming all the faults on me. Is it?" She was very innocent, she didn't do anything, wasn't the emperor himself the one who caused all these results? After asking this sentence, Qing Huan felt that he was asking knowingly, that a person like the emperor would never make mistakes. It was others who made mistakes. He was the most innocent.

She got up and ignored the emperor. When she turned around, she saw Nan Shuang standing at the door of the secret room. Qing Huan smiled: "Brother is back?"

"Are these true?" Nan Shuang's voice trembled slightly. "He killed the ninth clan of the Nan family, not because I had double pupils, but because he liked boys?"

In Nan Shuang's heart, for fifteen years, he has always believed that his double pupils were the fault, so even if his eyes were blinded, he didn't think there was anything wrong with being blind. His sins were washed away.

But now tell him that this is all bullshit? The emperor didn't taboo him because of his heavy pupils, but because he liked his face? !

"Brother!" Qing Huan grabbed Nan Shuang's arm and stopped him from walking towards the emperor. "Are you going to kill him now? That would be too cheap for him."

Nan Shuang clenched her fists, her hollow eyes full of pain and self-loathing. Fifteen years, fifteen years! He was tortured by nightmares day and night, but in the end, everything came from this man's selfishness? Although he was stopped by Qing Huan, he still kicked the emperor, the emperor wailed and called Nan Shuang's name: "Shuang'er, listen to me, listen to me - Nan Yan is lying to you! It's not your sister! Look at her face! How can she be your sister when she looks like this?!"

Qing Huan thought to himself, this man was dying and still stubborn, so he simply glared at him. Nan Shuang sneered and said, "Look at her face? Your Majesty, you won't forget that the slave is a blind man, right? How can a blind man look at other people's faces?" Is it his sister? Is there anyone who knows better than him? There is also a mark on her body, a mark that no one knows except the Nan family! What's more, even if she was fake, what benefit would he gain by lying to a blind eunuch?

The emperor shook his head: "I didn't want to blind you, I just, just—"

Just what?

It's just that every time I see the double pupils, the hatred and resentment in the double pupils, I can't stop shaking. It was as if every time he **** a boy, he would die. He has no way to face his true sexuality. An emperor, the emperor who is high above, the emperor that everyone in the world can only admire, he actually has the goodness of Longyang! If it was spread out, how would the world see him? The emperor wanted to prove himself, and he tried to restrain his behavior, but it was all in vain, because every time he touched the women in the harem, he would feel disgusting!

Only a boy can excite him and make him feel happy. That's why he blinded Nan Shuang. First, he didn't have to see Nan Shuang's hateful eyes, and second, he didn't have to kill him.

After all, the emperor was reluctant to bear Nanshuang. It was too difficult to find such a boy who was in his heart in every way. He hadn't touched any other boy for so many years, only Nan Shuang was the only one. Thinking of this, he felt righteous and assertive again: "Shuang'er... don't you really know how I feel for you? Have I treated you badly in recent years? I don't even touch the concubines in the harem. Now, I only want you! Why can't you see my affection for you?!"

Hearing this, Nan Shuang burst out laughing, tears welling up from the corners of her eyes. He laughed so hard that he had to be supported by Qing Huan to stand firm. Then he "looked" at the emperor's location with his pair of unfocused black pupils, and said, "Really? Should the servant be grateful?" Was he willing? Because the emperor fell in love with him, should he forget all the pain and torment he inflicted on him, forget that he killed his whole family, and forget all the humiliations over the past fifteen years?

Obviously he is a man, but he has to kneel humbly on the ground to please another man who is also a man, placing himself in a lowly position, servile and flattering, just to survive. But the other party thinks that this is a great gift! Just because he is the emperor and he is a commoner!

The more Nan Shuang thought about it, the more ridiculous he felt. He held Qing Huan's shoulder with one hand and wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes with the other. What? Admit it, Your Majesty, as you said, you did not harm other boys except the servants. The servants could no longer satisfy the emperor's unique hobby. Even after taking the medicine, the servants were still growing taller. The weight has also been increasing - no one can stay ten years old forever. But the slave knows that the emperor likes boys around ten years old the most, right? So no boys under ten years old are allowed in this bedroom, because the emperor is afraid I can't stand the temptation, hahaha, it's ridiculous, the outside is brilliant, the inside is dirty and twisted, you are more disgusting than my minion, this neutered dog!"

After listening to Nan Shuang's words, the emperor realized that the other party really didn't have the slightest affection for him. He is like a dog under water now. He thinks that he is very good to Nan Shuang, but Nan Shuang hates him, which makes the emperor unacceptable. He gritted his teeth and said: "Just because you hate me, you want to kill me with other people? You are not afraid of being discovered after I have been detained here for so long! Even if you call me sick, how much do you think you can stop me? God? You still have to let me out at that time!" He was both soft and hard. "Good Shuang'er, as long as you let me go now, I promise I won't blame you, and I will love you as always, I swear!"

Qing Huan interjected: "But this time I have to break his legs too, and then take away all the power in his hands, and then lock him up in a secret room for a lifetime, so that we can rest assured, right?"

Looking at the emperor's expression, it was obvious that Qing Huan was right. To a creature like the emperor, true love is worthless. They must not tolerate betrayal. Nanshuang's counterattack at this time is a "betrayal" to the emperor. But he really liked Nan Shuang as he said, and was reluctant to kill Nan Shuang, so he had to find a way to keep him forever.

"Bitch! There's no room for you to talk here!" The emperor used all his strength to curse Qing Huan loudly. "When I regain my freedom, the first thing I do is to chop off your head and dismember you!"

He scolded very happily, but Qing Huan saw that Nan Shuang's expression gradually turned cold. She was about to forget that in front of Nan Yan, Nan Shuang was a gentle and good brother, but in the eyes of others, he was the moody and murderous Eunuch Nan.

Qing Huan clapped her hands and whistled, and soon a person wearing a bright yellow dragon robe walked in. The emperor opened his eyes wide and looked at the man in disbelief—it was exactly the same as his own, not only that, but even the same expression and demeanor!

"I have seen the master, I have seen the girl."

Qing Huan beckoned to the fake emperor. After pulling the person to his side, he smiled very sweetly and said to the emperor: "Introduce someone to the emperor. This is a secret guard under my brother. He is good at ventriloquism, fast, learns Two words for the emperor to listen to."

The fake emperor immediately said: "When I regain my freedom, the first thing I will do is to chop off your head and dismember you!"

Not only did there not have a single typo, but even the tone and emotion were so vivid that compared with the emperor who was **** on the pillar, he couldn't tell which was real and which was fake.

"How is it, what does the emperor think? Can it be faked?" Qing Huan asked with a smile.

The emperor was truly frightened. Before that, he didn't feel anything, he didn't feel any fear. Because he knows that a country cannot be without a ruler for a day. In any case, he is the emperor of this country. He needs to go to court, receive officials, and discuss political affairs-his existence is so important and indispensable. So even if Nan Shuang tied him up and locked him in a secret room, he just thought he would suffer for a few days and that's it.

His secret guards found him missing for several days, so they would naturally come to look for him. Civil and military officials found that the emperor had not been to the court for several days, and naturally they would jointly advise him. Even the concubines in the harem would feel strange if they did not see the emperor for a few days. ! With so many people in this palace, he is the center of their lives!

Everyone is revolving around him, but now there is another self, and he can't find the slightest flaw, the emperor is afraid.

He knew that for Nan Shuang, he was useless. So what will he face? How much Nan Shuang hates him, the emperor didn't know until today, but he thought he had taught Nan Shuang to be sensible and obedient for so many years. I didn't expect that he had always hidden his ambitions and just pretended to be good in front of himself!

"No-no! You can't treat me like this! You can't treat me like this! I'm the emperor! You, you are a big sin of beheading!"

Qing Huan kindly reminded: "Has the emperor forgot, the nine clans of the Nan family have been executed, and now there are only two brothers and sisters left." After that, she added another sentence. "From now on, the emperor, you are no longer the emperor, so you can no longer call yourself me. I think it's good to call yourself a slave. The emperor—ah no, it's you, what do you think?"

She smiled innocently and sweetly, hugged Nan Shuang's arm and suggested, "Brother also needs a close-fitting **** to serve him. The little **** who served my brother before was very frizzy and didn't seem to be reliable in doing anything. Why not... choose another one?"

As she said this, she looked at the emperor.

The emperor immediately understood what Qing Huan meant, and he cried out in fear: "No! No! No-!!!"

Nan Shuang smiled lightly: "It's so good, it's a good suggestion."

"Your Majesty, could you please go out first? So that people don't wonder where the Emperor went." Qing Huan said to the fake Emperor.

The false emperor saluted respectfully, then withdrew. Only Qing Huan, Nan Shuang and the emperor were left in the secret room. Suddenly, there was a smell of urine in the secret room. Qing Huan covered her mouth and nose with a snort and said, "It's disgusting."

The emperor was trembling with fear.

Qing Huan covered her mouth and nose and spoke, so it was a little unclear, but she could still understand. She asked the emperor, "Don't you like your brother the most? But you can't stand with him openly and tell the world about the relationship between you. After hiding and tucking for so many years, are you tired? After the castration, You can be with your brother, and no one will say anything about you. Your worries are completely gone, why, are you speechless with joy?"

Nan Shuang touched the silver knife, roasted it with fire, and approached the emperor step by step. The emperor was so frightened that he couldn't say a word. For him, besides the seat, the most important thing was the two taels below! Although he was accustomed to seeing eunuchs since he was a child, and had been served by eunuchs for so many years, how could the emperor accept him as a **** too? In addition, he was born pampered, and the biggest injury he suffered was when he was hit by a little palace maid, and then the little palace maid was pulled out and killed with a cane. In addition, the emperor has not even been bitten by mosquitoes.

And now he's facing castration.

Nan Shuang baked the knife and said to Qing Huan, "Close your eyes."

Qing Huan shook her head firmly: "No, I want to observe it live."

Nan Shuang frowned: "You are a girl, why do you want to see this kind of thing?"

"Let's see what's wrong, why don't I come!" Qing Huan excitedly ran over to take the knife in Nan Shuang's hand - she wasn't teasing Nan Shuang, she really wanted to try it .

Nan Shuang: "...obedient!"

"Oh." Seeing that he was not happy, he probably wanted to experience the pleasure of castrating an enemy with his own hands. Qing Huan did not argue with Nan Shuang, but obediently covered his eyes, and reminded Nan Shuang: "Brother, I cover my eyes, You can do it."

Then quietly peeked through his fingers.

Although they have not known each other for a long time, Nan Shuang already has a certain understanding of her sister's character: "Don't peek through your fingers." A big girl, looking at a man's stuff, is really...

Qing Huan stuck out her tongue: "Okay."

Having said that, she still peeks through her fingers.

Nan Shuang played with the blade, the thin blade turned dexterously in his hand, and with his charming smile, it looked extraordinarily beautiful. Just like a beautiful piranha, while exuding a fatal temptation, it is also extremely ferocious.

The emperor's legs trembled: "No no no - you can't do this to me! Nanshuang! Nanshuang!"

Nan Shuang raised her eyebrows in surprise: "What's the matter, why don't you call me Mina Shuang'er? Minions like to hear the emperor call him that, so the emperor will call him again."

The emperor didn't dare to go against his words, so he called out to Shuang'er again tremblingly. Nan Shuang smiled, but the corner of his mouth was raised only on one side of the smile. He thought with sarcasm that in the past fifteen years, the man in front of him used the following thing to humiliate him, torment him, endlessly. . In order to survive, he gave in, and even learned how to please. At that time, I never thought that one day, he would also be able to castrate the emperor.

"Your Majesty, it might hurt a bit, but it's only a momentary thing, it's good to pass." Nan Shuang said, and then sighed softly. "It's just that there may be some sequelae after the cutting. Some little eunuchs who have just entered the palace will not be able to live for a long time after castration. The emperor can only live in this secret room, so it must not be the same as before. Diagnose the pulse, please ask the emperor for more blessings. You are the real dragon and the emperor, naturally you are not inferior to the slaves, and you will definitely survive for a hundred years."

After he finished speaking, he quickly put a wooden stick into the emperor's mouth to prevent the other party from biting off his tongue due to the severe pain, and then he picked up the knife and fell——

The emperor's eyes widened suddenly and his whole body trembled violently, but he didn't faint, because I don't know when Nan Shuang put a needle in his acupuncture point, which made him unable to pass out even if the pain was piercing to the bone.

As a man, I saw with my own eyes that my little brother was cut off and thrown into the fire. The flames rose instantly. After a while, the smell of barbecue came over. What is that? Feel? The emperor didn't know, because he finally passed out in pain.

Nan Shuang wiped the blood on his hands, and after touching the dirt, he needs to clean his hands. Pulling out the silver needle, the emperor's body twitched and stopped moving. Nan Shuang smiled sincerely, and turned around directly without treating the emperor's wounds: "Xiaoyan."

Qing Huan came to help him: "Don't you leave him alone?"

"The scourge has lasted for thousands of years, and he won't die so easily." Nan Shuang said indifferently. "We have more important things to do now."

Qing Huanxiao: "Okay."

They left the secret room like that, leaving the emperor tied to a post and losing his little brother.

There is a capital sadness here.

The fake emperor can be real, so Nan Shuang is not worried about being seen through. And the emperor himself has not set foot in the harem for a long time, and the dark guard does not have to force himself to favor the beauties in the harem.

The courtiers soon discovered that if the previous His Majesty had already valued Eunuch Nan very much, then now it is simply crazy! Not only handed the token of the Imperial Forest Army to Eunuch Nan, but also made him an imperial envoy to patrol Jiangnan? !

One eunuch, one eunuch, one, one gelding dog! What qualifications does he have to be an imperial commissioner!

However, all the ministers' advice is useless, because the emperor has made up his mind, and what can they argue with the emperor? They are afraid that their head will be too stable on their neck, so they want to ask him to turn around? Stop it!

Therefore, there are those who are jealous and those who are resentful, but no one dares to say anything more, but Nan Shuang is a little more taboo in their hearts. But if anyone is happy with the news, it must be the King of Qin. He thinks that he is still in a relationship of mutual benefit and mutual assistance with Nan Shuang. The greater the power of Nan Shuang, the greater the help to himself. He is not worried about the possibility of Nan Shuang usurping the throne-a man who has no life to become emperor? Spread the word without laughing off the big teeth of the world!

Nan Shuang had a purpose in going to Jiangnan, because I heard that the Prince of Qin who "Yellow Cloud and Wild Crane Yearning for a Life in Jianghu" "just happened" in Jiangnan. It was such a coincidence that if I didn't meet, I would be sorry for the painstaking efforts of the prince.

Nan Shuang's secret guards are very good at gathering intelligence. Maybe others believe that the Prince of Qin doesn't like fame and fortune, but Nan Shuang definitely doesn't believe it. With a father like the King of Qin, this prince is also a master who is not easy to deal with, and he can even maintain this image for more than 20 years without arousing the emperor's suspicion, which proves that he has a deep scheming.

What's more, Nan Shuang just got the news, saying that the Prince of Qin was quite famous in the world, and he was in love with a girl who came from a family of martial arts.

Love in love, good in love. If it is true that they are in love, why not bring the person back to the King of Qin to see, why not marry the girl back? Since ancient times, there has been no such thing as a woman from the common people who is a prince concubine, and although the prince of Qin is twenty and three years old, he has not yet married a wife. The name of an Xianyun Yehe has been used for a long time, and he really thinks that he is a chivalrous person who is addicted to the poetry of sword, wine and flowers.

There are several confidants and fake emperors. The court doesn't need to care about Nan Shuang. His purpose is to get rid of the Prince of Qin. When he returns to the capital, it will be another world.

After he arrived in Jiangnan, it was inconvenient to do many things because he couldn't see. Fortunately, there is Qing Huan by her side. She is very good at taking care of people. Nan Shuang didn't feel any discomfort along the way - God knows this is the first time he has left the palace so far in fifteen years. When he learned to obey, the emperor occasionally showed kindness and took him out of the palace for private visits, but Nanshuang must always maintain a humble and submissive attitude so that he would not suffer too much. And because he was born extremely beautiful, many people would look at him involuntarily. This kind of gaze was something that Nan Shuang could not feel, but the emperor would be furious because of it, and punish Nan Shuang cruelly for the crime of being cheap or seducing others.

Qing Huan rode a horse, and Nan Shuang sat behind her, wrapping her arms tightly around her waist. Originally, Nan Shuang took care of her and wanted her to take a carriage, but Qing Huan refused. Only later did I find out that Nan Shuang was just embarrassed to say that he could not ride a horse, so he had to take a carriage in the name of taking care of weak women. Who knew that Qing Huan could ride... In desperation, Nan Shuang had to choose to ride with his sister.

At this time of spring and summer, the scenery is infinite and the scenery is leisurely. It is a pity that Nanshuang can't be seen.


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