Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum: Sixty bowls of soup (8)
Sixty bowls of soup (8)
Xia Youyou was a little late when she went back. Before she came back, she even went to the night market for a barbecue. The boss saw that she was beautiful and didn't accept the money. When she left, she urged her to come back next time. So Xia Youyou unceremoniously packaged a serving for Ji Han - although he probably won't eat it. How can a man who is used to eating steak and drinking red wine in a western restaurant eat barbecue from a roadside stall?
Who knew that when he came back, he would see Ji Han sitting in the living room with his entire body depressed, staring at her blankly. Xia Youyou casually showed him the plastic bag, "Do you want to eat?"
"Where have you been?"
"Nowhere."
"Lie, you haven't been home all day today, where have you been?"
Xia Youyou tilted her head to look at him: "You want to ask me where I went and what did I do?"
Ji Han turned his head when she saw it, and didn't want to look at her: "Anyway, tell me, where have you been."
"Go out and have fun." Xia Youyou put down the packaged barbecue, leaned on the kitchen door and folded her arms and looked at Ji Han. "Guess what I'm looking for, is it a man?"
Ji Han's face was even more ugly. She knew what he wanted to ask, but she said that to him, which made Ji Han feel sad and angry. "I thought we had reached an agreement after last night."
"Yes, we don't interfere with each other." Xia Youyou snapped his fingers at him. "You have to learn to do it."
Ji Han pursed his thin lips: "Where did you go during the day, why do you always only show up at night?" He had long thought it was strange, she would always show up after twelve o'clock, and she would definitely leave before dawn, Never an accident. He didn't understand what she was doing. Did he want to experience two completely different lives, day and night?
Xia Youyou thought Ji Han was jealous, but he didn't expect him to ask this. She didn't panic, but walked to Ji Han with a smile, walked around him to the back of the sofa, hugged Ji Han from behind, and whispered, not knowing whether she was telling the truth or a lie: "Because I'm a ghost! , don't you know that ghosts can only appear at night?"
Ji Han said: "Don't talk nonsense, you don't want to tell me the truth, just don't tell me the truth, why bother talking about these unbelievable things to deceive people."
This man really doesn't tell the truth, and Xia Youyou wants to scare him even more: "I tell you, in fact, I am a ghost living in this body, and I only appear every night at twelve o'clock, Like Cinderella, but I have to disappear before dawn, because that's not what I am then."
"What's that like?" Ji Han was not afraid, he felt that Xia Youyou was lying. But this time the lie was too casual, and he was regarded as a fool. Don't say that he doesn't believe it. Who will believe it?
"I knew you would doubt me." Xia Youyou sighed. "Well then, let's make another bet."
"What?"
Listening to Ji Han's unhappy tone, Xia Youyou smiled happily: "Today I will accompany you until dawn, if you are not afraid tomorrow morning, I will consider staying with you—"
She was interrupted by Ji Han before she finished speaking: "Do you mean to marry me?"
"If you can put up with your wife's appearance during the day, that's fine." Anyway, she was going to stay in this world for a long time, and Xia Youyou made no secret of her desire to find a long-term meal. The mood of the vote. "But if you're scared...I'll cut your tongue so you don't go out and talk nonsense."
Ji Dong, who had never seen the cruelty of this woman, was taken aback by her violence: "What?"
"Just kidding, why am I willing? But you still have a choice, that is, don't bet. If you don't bet, we will continue to be together at night and not meet during the day."
Just kidding? How did he think she was telling the truth? Ji Han's heart sank, and he still didn't believe that Xia Youyou could make a fool of herself. Judging from her past behavior and her credit rating, it was most likely nonsense. She just wanted to lie to him, and then go out during the day behind his back, right? So he did not hesitate: "bet."
"Have courage." Xia Youyou gave him a heart-to-heart match. "But you will definitely be disappointed." After all, the host's appearance and figure are incomparable to the real her, it is simply a heaven and an earth.
The two made a naive bet. The next morning, Ji Han drowsily hugged the woman in his arms tighter. Then he obviously felt that something was wrong. His skin became rough and his waist was thick. He felt that he was not alone at all. !
When he opened his eyes and saw Xia Youyou, he completely forgot what she said last night. He thought that Xia Youyou was deliberately looking for someone to harass him, and immediately pushed her away. After seeing that he had no clothes on, he quickly grabbed her to sleep. Putting on his robe, he asked coldly, "Who are you?"
"You don't know who I am?"
The sound is also wrong!
Xia Youyou beat her shoulders and felt very tired. Compared with hers, the host's body was still a bit flawed. If it was her own body, she wouldn't feel so tired because of sex. "Afraid?"
"How is that possible." Ji Han first sneered, then asked a second time: "Who are you?"
"In the daytime, you can call me Xia Youyou." She winked at him. She had a very ordinary appearance, but there was a sense of fascination, and Ji Han believed it almost immediately. , because apart from that woman, he has never seen anyone like her again. However, it was still difficult for him to accept such a mystical fact. Finally, after holding back for a long time, he asked, "...What do I have to be afraid of when you look like this?"
Xia Youyou spreads her hands: "How do I know what you are afraid of? After all, the me at night is not the same as the me during the day, and it is normal for you to have a gap in your heart."
"It's not a matter of whether there is a gap or not." Ji Han frowned. "Which one is you? What is your name?"
"It's me at night, and now I'm just using Xia Youyou's body." She told Ji Han without hesitation that it wasn't because of how much she trusted him, but because she knew that she had the ability to stop him no matter what. Say something that shouldn't be said. "Why, don't you like me now?"
"Don't come here." Ji Han jumped out of bed, "Don't use another woman's body near me."
"I think you judge people by their appearance." Xia Youyou smashed him with a pillow and said, "But I don't blame you, after all, I am also such a person, Xia Youyou is indeed not as good-looking as me."
Ji Han wanted to call her shameless, but what they said was true. He pursed his thin lips, "That's why you can't appear in front of me during the day?"
"It's just one of them, mainly because I still have things to do." Xia Youyou's smile suddenly became thirsty. "After all, I used someone's body, so I should do something for them."
“What do you mean by…”
So Xia Youyou told him the matter again, but of course she didn't tell the whole truth. After her deletions and changes, roughly speaking, she was originally dead, but one day she found herself appearing in Xia Youyou's body And every night after twelve o'clock, he will return to his appearance, and at the same time he will get Xia Youyou's memory. So in order to repay Xia Youyou, she was going to kill those two people for Xia Youyou.
Ji Han said: "Is this necessary? I can help you solve it."
"Thank you." Xia Youyou was very happy when she achieved her goal. "But I need you to do something else for me."
"What?"
She suddenly jumped out of bed and hugged Ji Han with lightning speed. Ji Han looked at this unfamiliar face and was disgusted. Just as he was about to push it, Xia Youyou cut his hands behind him. He really wanted to roll his eyes rudely. Although he changed his body, the woman's force value seemed to be as high as ever. "What do you want me to do? Stay away from me."
"That won't work, maybe I'll be like this during the day for the next few decades." Xia Youyou decisively refused. "You have to get used to my touch and take me out."
"What?" Ji Han was disgusted in his heart. "Take you out?"
"Why, no?"
He said with a stern face: "I just want to take you out at night, this is not what you really look like." So it always gave him the illusion that he was cheating.
Xia Youyou said to him, "You make a lot of money, it's equivalent to having two women go to bed with you. You refuse this kind of first-class good thing? Isn't it stupid?"
But Ji Han still insisted: "No, no, no."
"Twice." She pointed out two fingers. "Just twice."
Ji Han squinted and thought for a while to discuss the conditions with Xia Youyou: "I can't do my life in vain, after all, you know that I have a mental cleanliness."
He's so good-looking, and he's quite proud, Xia Youyou is pleasing to the eye, so she's happy to coax him: "No problem, what do you say and what do I do."
Ji Hanjun blushed: "You are not allowed to move tonight, let me come."
He's going to roll over!
Xia Youyou tutted and looked at him up and down: "Are you okay? I don't know who I cried last time."
"Shut up!" Ji Han didn't want to mention that kind of shame in his life, he stared at Xia Youyou, "Are you going to agree?"
"Ok." Let's see what kind of flowers he can play. Xia Youyou stretched out her arms and made the appearance of being picked by you. She was not afraid at all, "Let the horses come over."
Ji Han was only happy now, he smiled slightly, like a child who received a certificate, but he also looked up and down like Xia Youyou, and said with disgust: " I don't like it."
Xia Youyou kicked him before saying, "Do I just like it?" Not to mention the short legs, thick chest and small butt, even her jumping ability and physical fitness will be worse, as if she likes it very much similar.
Getting up and getting dressed, Xia Youyou yawned and said to Ji Han, "I want to have eight-treasure porridge for breakfast."
Ji Han asked her: "Do I look like a chef?"
"It looks like it."
He was angry, but in the end he obediently went to make breakfast, only telling himself in his heart that he must not lose at night.