Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum: Seventy-sixth bowl of soup (4)
Seventy-sixth bowl of soup (4)
The two always eat at the same table on weekdays, and they have long been used to each other's appearance. This day coincides with a heavy snowfall, and the court gave it to Xiu Mu, and Dou Hui and Qing Huan ate antique soup in the room Come, the two have been together for more than two months now, and they are very familiar with each other, Qing Huan said while eating: "I used to be unable to eat this thing in Shangshu's mansion, but later in the palace, the prince prefers light flavors. Yes, but I'm a heavy taster, why should I accommodate him, I can eat whatever I want, who controls me."
Dou Hui nodded again and again: "That's right, people live to do whatever they want. If they are controlled by others everywhere, who can bear it."
He is also a strong taster. They both like spicy food, and they both like sweets. They happened to eat together. Since having a little lady, Dou Hui felt that eating was much more delicious. Although he has many loyal subordinates, it is really lonely to have no one to accompany him to dinner. Especially the way Qing Huan enjoys the food always makes his appetite stronger. The two even scrambled for food sometimes. Dou Hui never let Qing Huan let her go because she was a woman.
Qing Huan thinks Dou Hui is right! She really likes to be with people like this and play pranks together every day. She feels that her personality has become a little bit bad. In Dou Hui's words, with his old fox, she has also become a little fox.
She reached to the side of the table to get the basket of vegetables, but Dou Hui was chewing the sliced meat and suddenly asked, "Little lady, are you getting fat?"
Although I know her name, most of the time Dou Hui calls her a little lady, and Qing Huan doesn't bother to change it over and over again. Anyway, no one calls her that except him. But fat? She looked down at her waist and realized the fact sadly: "It seems... a little..." Ah, do you still want to eat the antique soup today? Ever since she moved into Dou Hui's house, she has eaten good food every day, and she has no idea how much she is happier than the days in the palace.
"Eating so much every day, three meals a day plus supper is not enough, snacks are everywhere, I think it is normal for you to gain weight." As she said, she reached out and pinched Qinghuan's waist. The waist was not full at first, even in thick winter clothes, you can see the slender curve, but now it is not, it is obviously rounded, and there is soft flesh on the face, but it looks weaker than the beginning. Look more pleasing to the eye.
There is no difference between men and women for Qing Huan in his heart. Forcing her on that day was an accident. If he hadn't been drugged, he would never have forced a woman. Therefore, although Qing Huan moved in, Dou Hui never touched her once and treated her like a friend. Qing Huan herself doesn't care much about chastity - who is she guarding herself for? Anyway, things have happened, and Dou Hui didn't do it on purpose. Can she live a good life now without spending all of Dou Hui's money? Most importantly, when she thought of King Huaiyang's green head, she was very happy.
But any woman who loves beauty cannot tolerate being fat. She put the mutton on the table, thought about it, and said, "Let's discuss this issue after eating." The weather is so cold, it's time to eat antique soup, and those unpleasant words can be saved for later.
Dou Hui shrugged and poured the mutton into the pot. Qing Huan originally liked to eat mutton, but for some reason, this time, as soon as the mutton was cooked, it was processed early in the morning, and the meat of the most tender lamb was used. As soon as she smelled the cooked, she felt stunned. There was a smell of mutton, and nausea appeared in my chest at the moment, but I remembered that I was eating food in front of me, and I vomited out with a wow when I turned around.
This vomit seems to open some strange door, and it won't stop at all. Dou Hui was taken aback and muttered, "Even if you're fat, you don't need this method to lose weight, right? Does it work?" They all need to practice martial arts. Those who exercise a lot are not only not fat, but have a stronger physique.
Although he said so, he still ordered the doctor to come. Qing Huan was carried to the bed by him in a sullen manner, all he thought about was the unfinished antique soup.
She calmed down only then, but she still couldn't stop feeling nauseated, "I guess she has eaten her stomach. I have been feeling like I can't vomit for the past two days." But she didn't eat anything wrong. Why can't I stop vomiting?
As a result, the doctor took a pulse, and immediately stroked his beard and laughed: "Master, Madam is pregnant, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!"
The doctor is Dou Hui's trusted subordinate. It is absolutely impossible to lie, and it is impossible to make a wrong diagnosis because of her superb medical skills, but... She clearly said that she can't have children! Dou Hui looked at Qing Huan, she herself had an expression of eating shit, she touched her stomach and dared not believe: "How is it possible? I can't have a child! I have been drugged before, and I will never be able to believe it in my life. Heirs!"
The doctor listened and continued to laugh, "There is no decoction in this world that can kill a child after drinking it, and how can there be an incense that can't give birth to a child after a few days? It takes years, months and decades, not even a single day. To put it bluntly, those can only reduce the probability of conception, but cannot be completely eliminated. Madam has been recuperating well for a while, her nutrition has kept up, and she is in a good mood. Coupled with the astronomical phenomenon of Jiren, it will naturally improve. But that The effect of the drug on the body is not serious, so the wife still has to be careful, otherwise there will be a risk of slipping the tire. The old man prescribes the anti-abortion pill to the wife and drinks it on time every day. After a few months, there will be no problem. The young master who comes out will definitely be as handsome as the grandpa."
Speaking and smiling, she turned to the table to write the recipe, Qing Huan was stunned and speechless, while Dou Hui looked at her belly curiously and reached out to touch it, "There's a doll here? My seed?"
It's amazing, these two have been playing together a lot and doing a lot of dangerous things, but this kid is solid.
Hey, he's regretful, he's going to have a baby too. But..."Are you born?"
"Ah?" Qing Huan was stunned, "What did you say?"
"I said do you want to have a child?" Dou Hui asked, "If you want to have a child, you will have a child. If you don't want to have a child, you won't have a child."
His attitude is magnanimous, and he really depends on her decision. Without thinking, Qing Huan said, "To be born, of course to be born." Why not? Now that it's all green, let's be greener. She thought she was sad that she couldn't have a child. Now this child is a gift from God, and of course she has to be born.
"Alright then, pick a good day and let's get married."
"Okay... ah?!"
"I'm not the same as the king regent's trash. What he doesn't give you, I'll give it to you." Anyway, he is better than trash. The more Dou Hui said, the more excited he was, he was eager to try it, and he was so happy that it was so fun. , he not only strengthened the queen regent's woman, but also robbed her, and let her have his seed in her stomach, and now he wants to marry her! Tsk tsk, I really want to see the face of the regent, it must be wonderful.
"Okay, remember to take me to see him in the future, I really want to see his expression." Qing Huan immediately accepted this setting.
The two hit it off. Although they were prescribing the medicine, the corners of the doctor's mouth twitched. He was the lord, and the women of the lord were different from ordinary women...
But getting married will take a while, preparation alone is troublesome enough. Dou Hui is not interested in these things, so he has only one request, and he ordered: Be stylish! Have a show! To end the explosion of the regent! Let everyone know that Dou Hui has married a wife!
Then he went back to his room and stared at Qing Huan's belly. He grew up in a brothel. There were many women there, but very few of them were pregnant. He still remembered the sharp cry and begging for mercy, it must have hurt.
"What are you looking at?" Qing Huan was a little angry. Of course she was angry. She couldn't control her temper now.
"I just think it's amazing." Dou Hui honestly expressed his feelings, "Why do you think men can't have children?"
Qing Huan gave him a roll of eyes, "It's better to bleed once a month." Only now did she realize that her menstrual period has not come for a long time, because she has never been on time, so it took so long for her this time. I didn't pay attention, I would have found it sooner if I knew it.
The two new parents made some strange remarks to their stomachs like this, chatting with gusto, you said each and every one, until Qing Huan said she was hungry.
Dou Hui now knows how she is fat. The co-author is not because of her cravings, but because of the food in her stomach. Every day she eats some strange things, such as biscuits, spicy soup, and boiled water. Bao... You still have to eat the ones you buy from outside instead of the ones made by the cooks in your house. Who do you think gave her the stinky problems she is used to?
You, Dou, Da, people.
Seeing Qing Huan eating, Dou Hui wanted to eat too. The two finished off a table full of food, and Qing Huan touched her stomach with satisfaction: "I will definitely lose weight after giving birth." She firmly believed!
Dou Hui laughed, "That's natural."
"Who do you think the child will look like?" Qing Huan couldn't help but fantasize. She took a bite of the peach cake by the way, and she couldn't eat enough... She seemed to have a bottomless stomach. "It should be like me."
"Why not like me?" Dou Hui asked unbalanced, "How can a boy look like you, he will be bullied." Good-looking boys, especially feminine ones, are too Easily bullied, he would rather the child be rough. I just thought about it and said again, "If it's a girl, it would be best to look like you."
Even Dou Hui has to admit that Qing Huan is amazingly beautiful.