Heroine’s Road to Becoming Scum: 842 The eighty-eighth bowl of soup (1)


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You don't know what Concubine Li is doing these days. Emperor Yuanshou is all about Qing Huan, and Qing Huan is also interested in the nest in his stomach - no, it's this child who is very interested. I was very busy researching this, and seeing that Huanli had given birth not long ago, the queen actually passed away!

Qing Huan's mood is probably like this =_=

Emperor Yuanshou: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Stop making trouble! When is this all? How do you choose to die at this time? And the queen's health has always been bad, they know it, but it's not a big problem to hold on for another ten years. Does this mean that she will die? Just kidding, you're kidding me!

If the queen is dead, she will die. The problem is that her death is strange. Emperor Yuanshou ordered people to trace it all the way, and the clues turned out to be on Qing Huan! Yes, there is no doubt that someone is going to frame Qing Huan, and if the culprit cannot be found after such a high-profile investigation, the crime of poisoning the mother of a country must be settled on Qing Huan.

Emperor Yuanshou and Qing Huan were not in a hurry, Eunuch Fu was about to die. Qing Huan has lived for so long and has seen all kinds of moths, and Emperor Yuanshou has evidence in his hand. As early as the day he confirmed his intentions, he kept Qing Huan's protection from the air. Anyway, the dark guard would not leave at any time - except at night.

What the **** is Concubine Li thinking, others don't know, doesn't he know?

Now I'm just waiting for an opportunity to get rid of Concubine Li.

Ever since Qing Huan came into being, Emperor Yuanshou's attitude towards other concubines in the harem became extraordinarily cold and rigorous. Thinking about it carefully, it seems that since he got her, he has been changing little by little. After she turned into a humanoid, he seemed to be completely obsessed with her.

I even thought that it's not impossible to dissolve the harem or something. It's also good to keep only one of her for the rest of my life, I have such thoughts.

The magic barrier is normal.

Qing Huan didn't know how Emperor Yuanshou dealt with Concubine Li, because when he finished giving the order, she suddenly felt a special pain in her stomach... and warm liquid flowed from her legs. At that time, Emperor Yuanshou had just asked his confidant ministers to retire and returned to the inner hall to see her. Seeing her lying on the bed with a strange expression on her face, she rushed over nervously: "Cat, what's wrong?"

Qing Huan tried to open her mouth, then took a deep breath: "Your Majesty...I, I'm going to give birth!"

Emperor Yuanshou is stupid.

He stood there, blinking his eyes, but he didn't react for a long time, but Qing Huan grabbed his hand and took a bite before returning to his senses. Emperor Yuanshou first hugged Qing Huan and kissed him, saying, "I'll go and call someone." He completely forgot that he didn't have to run out at all, just stayed in the hall and shouted, and Eunuch Fu was waiting outside. The maids are all close together, so why do you need him, the emperor, to make a trip in person?

However, as soon as Emperor Yuanshou took a step, he heard a faint meow coming from behind.

He froze all over, he turned around slowly and looked at it, "Fuck, the cat is gone, and Yuanyuan has appeared!"

Isn't it true, the big-bellied beauty on the bed turned into a big-bellied white cat... Emperor Yuanshou felt that the whole world was a fantasy. She has become like this, and she definitely can't let others in. So far in the world, he is the only one who knows that she is a fairy, and only those two masters, but now... now that she is about to give birth, what should I do, what should I do, what should I do? !

Emperor Yuanshou was so anxious that he was walking back and forth like an ant on a hot pot. Qing Huan was in pain, and there was nothing he could do. She meowed softly. After about a few seconds, Emperor Yuanshou seemed to have made up his mind, came over to touch her ears, and asked, "I'm going to give birth soon?"

The pain isn't too strong, it should be a while, so Qing Huan shook her head.

"Okay." Emperor Yuanshou nodded. "I'm going out now to ask how to deliver the baby, sweet cat, I'll be back soon, wait for me, do you hear me?"

Qing Huan nodded obediently.

So Emperor Yuanshou rushed out like his **** was on fire. First, he grabbed the father-in-law and asked where the midwife was, then grabbed people and asked a lot of questions, and even threatened not to say that he would cut people's heads quickly. Staring coldly, all of them felt hair all over their bodies.

After half a column of incense, Emperor Yuanshou understood, so he ordered Eunuch Fu to prepare hot water cloth towels and other items to send outside the hall, and no one was allowed to enter. When the rich man was doing business, it was still strange. Why did the emperor suddenly ask about the birth? Still preparing hot water or something... Could it be that Concubine Yuan is about to give birth? After thinking about it, it shouldn't be. If he is about to give birth, does the emperor still have the intention to ask the mother to ask questions? Dead early.

After Emperor Yuanshou rushed back to the inner hall, Qing Huan stared at him pitifully with twinkling gold and silver eyes, with tears in his eyes. He was so distressed that he really didn't know it was such a terrible thing for a woman to give birth to a child.

No, it's a raw cat...

Qing Huan's eyes were clearly accusing him: Didn't you say that I would give birth to someone... But this posture, it doesn't seem like I want to give birth to someone... It's obviously a cub.

Emperor Yuanshou had to pretend he didn't see anything.

Let's say it's not easy, but it's not that difficult. Anyway, Emperor Yuanshou didn't know how he got through this slow time. When he came back to his senses, it was true The real child...the kitten has been born.

Three pure white, one pure black, and four.

Emperor Yuanshou felt that the world was once again mysterious. He had just cut the umbilical cord and turned around to twist the towel, but when he turned around, he found that the cat on the bed had changed back to a human. Emperor Yuanshou: ...What kind of ghosts are these?

Then the two of them looked at the four kittens together. They didn't know when they turned into human babies. They didn't cry or make trouble. They were very well-behaved and sensible. Qing Huan and Emperor Yuanshou stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes. After a long while, one lay back again, and the other went out to call someone.

Many years later, the rich father-in-law couldn't help but praise the young prince who had grown up. The first emperor in history to deliver the birth of his concubine, Emperor Yuanshou's wise and wise throughout the ages could not match this trivial matter.

Fortunately, the children never turned into cats in the future, but grew up normally like ordinary children. The queen died, and Concubine Li also fell. Now the harem naturally respects Qinghuan. Emperor Yuanshou loves her to the bone. Even if the queen mother refuses to agree, he still seals her as the queen. The love between the two is not in vain. come this time.

As time passed, Qing Huan slowly began to recover, she never turned into a cat again, because after the child was born, her connection with Mo Ze was reconnected, that guy... ...If she hadn't been reluctant to bear these four little treasures, she would have chosen to go back and beat Mo Ze until her head blossomed.

When this life ended, Qing Huan returned to Naihe Bridge and found that the flowers on the other side of the bridge were more colorful and blood red.

It's not that Emperor Yuanshou has never seen a woman cry. All the concubines in his harem were beautiful when they laughed and cursed. Even when they were crying, they tried to make a perfect impression on him, and would never tolerate the slightest flaw. Of course, this has something to do with his serious cleanliness, especially Concubine Li. According to the report of the dark guard, even if she cried, she would practice in front of the mirror for half an hour. Which angle is the most beautiful, how can the curvature of the teardrop be perfectly combined with the chin... all are exquisite.

This stupid cat is not. He cried with snot and tears, and wiped it all over his shirt, clearly not taking him as an emperor. It’s okay to cry, but still screaming and rubbing her eyes while crying, she really has no image at all. Blinding that delicate and beautiful little face in vain is really a shame.

Beauty weeps like a dead parent.

In the end, Emperor Yuanshou gave in. He took Qing Huan into his arms and coaxed him warmly: "It's all my fault, don't cry, okay? Good cat, good cat, I am tonight. There is no limit to how much you can eat, you can eat what you want, and you can eat as much as you want, okay?”

The tears stopped immediately as if there were a valve. Emperor Yuanshou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, this stupid cat would eat it. There used to be a pond of precious koi in the yard of his sleeping hall, which was a tribute from a small overseas country. When this silly cat was a cat, he squatted there every day to watch. He was always greedy. into the belly of this silly cat.

I usually see fresh river seafood such as fish and shrimp, and I am more excited than seeing him as the owner.

"Then, then eat shrimp cakes."

Look, smack your nose on your face, you have started to make conditions at such a time, isn't it just because of his favor that you are not afraid? Thinking so in my heart, I still called out. "Prosperity."

The rich father-in-law who was guarding outside the hall quickly ran in: "The servant is here."

"Let the imperial kitchen make shrimp cakes again, hurry up."

"...Yes." Eunuch Fu didn't dare to look at the little beauty sitting in Emperor Yuanshou's arms, but felt strange that he had been guarding outside, following His Majesty for twelve hours a day. Is there such a little beauty in the palace? And His Majesty's attitude is also very intriguing. Even when Concubine Li was the most favored, she never had the treatment of sitting in His Majesty's arms for a late-night snack.

The shrimp cakes came up soon, and Qing Huan immediately forgot about the tail when she got the shrimp cakes. Fortunately, she did not ignore Emperor Yuanshou, otherwise he would definitely make it worse and not give her to eat.

She ate a late-night snack with her hands and mouth full of oil stars. Just after taking a bath, Emperor Yuanshou, who was seriously obsessed with cleanliness, threw her into the bath again. This time, instead of bathing her in person, he called the palace maid in to serve her.

The scene was too sweet, one was too tempting, and the other was that the cat was too irritating. Every time I took a bath, it was like fighting a war. I don't know if all cats are like this.

Before calling the palace maid in, Emperor Yuanshou groped Qing Huan carefully, especially his hair and buttocks. He made sure that the hair was black and that there was no trace of the tail on the little buttocks, and he was relieved. . If it suddenly changes back to its original shape in the water later, it is necessary to kill a few palace maids. Although that lowly life is worthless, Emperor Yuanshou is not an emperor who takes his life lightly.


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