Here Comes the Immortal Swordsman: Sequence

"Young man, I am the **** of death. When I crossed the road just now, thanks to you for pulling me, or I would have been hit by a car and killed."

"Huh? Uncle, are you... serious?"

"Look at my eyes, 24K is pure and serious."

"But you are clearly insulting my IQ. Death will also die? Run a red light and get hit by a car?"

"I don't blame you for your lack of reading. Of course, the **** of death will die, and once the **** of death dies, the consequences will be disastrous..."

"Okay, okay, I believe it. Then tell me, what will be the consequences?"

"Once the **** of death dies, there will be no more dead people in this world."

"What's wrong with me... I shouldn't have been on the zebra crossing just now, pulling you crazy."

"I don't care, I just want to repay you."

"How to repay?"

"This phone is for you."