Here Comes the Immortal Swordsman Chapter 721: I am at odds with a stupid thief

Lin Beichen hugged his phone and laughed for a while, weighing between 'replying messages' and 'continuing to play dead'.

Finally chose the former.

Although he was also worried that Jianxue Wuming, the dog goddess, would continue to swindle by phone, the more than 500 messages left him quite moved.

Keep pretending to be dead, what if the dog goddess is really in the lower world?

The reason why the gods choose the favored ones instead of rolling up their sleeves to fight in the lower realms is because the lower realms cost a lot.

Sometimes it's easy to get down but hard to get back.

Just like the beds of many beauties, it may not be difficult to climb up, but if you want to get down, you will almost die.

"I'm fine, something happened a while ago, so I can't contact you."

Lin Beichen's reply was concise and to the point.

As soon as the message was sent, Jianxue Wuming replied in seconds.

In Lin Beichen's mind, an expression pack of 'Girl in grief holding her phone with her eyes wide open and seeing the news, she was ecstatic and replied in seconds. JPG' gif emoticon package appeared in Lin Beichen's mind.

And the content of Jianxue Wuming's reply is——

"You bastard..."

Lin Beichen looked at the phone screen and fell silent.

Then, a video call request came without warning.

Lin Beichen didn't even think about it, so he just hung up.

He instinctively rejects video calls.

What's more, he is soaking in the hot spring right now, almost half naked.

Clothes...

Looking around, he found that the clothes he took off just now had also been taken away by Qianqian and Qianqian.

"Get through the video connection, hurry up."

Jianxue Wuming sent a message with a firm tone.

The video call request popped up again.

Lin Beichen hung up speechlessly, and replied: "Is the text communication not good?"

Jianxue said with a nameless humming voice: "Who knows whether it is Lin Beichen with a human face and a beast heart who is communicating with me now, or another murderer who killed him? I must confirm it with my own eyes, otherwise, I will immediately go down to the realm and stir up the wind and rain , the mountains and rivers were broken, and the lives of the people were burnt..."

"It's really me."

Lin Beichen said: "If you don't believe me, you can take a test."

"I don't take the exam."

Jianxue Wuming was unusually cautious and wise, and said: "What if you kill Lin Beichen and integrate his memory?"

Damn it.

At this time, she became smarter.

The video call request pops up for the third time.

Alas.

What a single-minded dog goddess.

Lin Beichen hesitated for a while, and finally connected.

The screen of the mobile phone paused for a moment, and then the picture of the other party appeared.

It is a sunny blue sky, and the sound of surging waves can be heard vaguely. What appears in the camera is a white and greasy snow skin and a bottomless 'ditch'?

Huh?

Lin Beichen was taken aback.

Before his nosebleed was bleeding, the other party's camera moved up, and then slowly shifted to a dog's head?

The nosebleed that Lin Beichen was about to spurt immediately flowed back.

Then the opposite camera moves up again.

This time, on the beautiful neck like a swan's neck, I finally saw the face of Jian Xuewuming, the dog goddess.

Even though Lin Beichen had already seen it once, at this moment, he still had a feeling of amazement like an electric shock.

The kind of peerless beauty that combines purity and charm, turning all living beings upside down at a glance, makes Lin Beichen even have the illusion that his brain is as blank as a lack of oxygen.

Before he could speak in the future, Jianxue's nameless face on the phone screen froze for a moment, then immediately turned off the video call with a scream as if he had seen a ghost.

Lin Beichen: ∑(O_O;)?

What's going on?

Why are you so fat, little sister?

It was you who wanted the video, and then hung up after connecting?

Are you kidding me?

"Ahhhh, Lin Beichen, you are a pervert with a human face, a shameless scumbag, why did you take off your clothes and video call me? Shameless, despicable, obscene, perverted, smelly brother... ah, My eyes are going to go blind."

Jianxue Wuming sent an exasperated message.

Lin Beichen:? ? ?

Mist grass.

I just forgot to put on my clothes.

However...

When you made the first video, you, the dog goddess, also looked naked, why are you pretending to be a pure little fox now?

Lin Beichen was not convinced.

"This is fair."

He replied to the message, saying: "During the last video, you also used this method to pollute my eyes."

"Pollution?"

Jianxue Wuming was furious when he replied to the message, saying: "You call that pollution? You are a pervert with a human face and a beast's heart. You are obviously taking advantage of me. Hmph, I will ignore you."

After speaking, there was no more movement.

Lin Beichen chuckled.

He seemed to be able to imagine how Jianxue Wuming was mad and furious.

Now, it's a truly honest relationship.

It's only fair if there are back and forth.

However, this dog goddess seemed to be on vacation by the sea just now, wearing a bathing suit and hugging a pet dog, obviously not worried about my life at all, it seems that I was really self-indulgent before.

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A certain world.

The territory of the Great Desolate Race.

Sunny 'Sky Beach'.

The 'space vortex portal' leading to different realms is just kilometers away from the coastline.

This is a naturally formed narrow space channel. After the day after tomorrow, it can be transformed to transport the gods to different realms.

These natural seawater vortex passages were discovered, occupied, transformed, and made several times by the Great Desolation Clan.

Affordable price per use.

Ordinary little gods may have worked so hard to reap the contribution value of faith for a lifetime, but they can't afford the price of a space trip.

But even so, there are still many little gods and family warriors flocking to this year.

After all, a farther world, a stronger world, more sect strength, more lush divine herbs, stronger exercises, and... more opportunities.

On the beach, creatures of different shapes and identities, holding number plates, lined up in four long lines, waiting to enter the teleportation vortex door one by one.

"Bah, scum, pervert, dirty."

Jianxue Wuming was in the third row, cursing while blushing.

Although she is deceived, although she occupies the **** position of others, although she has cats and dogs, although she likes to be naked, although she often drinks and gets drunk, although she is lazy... But she knows that she is a pure Ruyu's good girl.

This is the first time she has seen naked bodies of the opposite sex.

It's too hot for the eyes.

While cursing, Jianxue Wuming slowly withdrew from the queue.

"You? What's going on?"

A goddess warrior of the Great Desolate Race who maintained order came over and said, "If you quit now, it will be regarded as giving up automatically. Even if you enter the realm portal, we will not refund you."

Jianxue's Wuming heart is bleeding.

She said with a sad face: "I have something urgent at the moment... This sister, I know Elder Hao of your Great Wilderness Sect, she was the one who introduced you, can you be more accommodating and refund the fee at least?"

"Elder Hao?"

The goddess warrior's complexion changed.

Elder Hao's status is not low.

In the clan, he has the title of 'Elder Ritian'.

He has a bad temper, and even makes trouble for no reason.

Better not to provoke.

After confirming again and again, the Goddess Warrior hesitated and said: "Well, I can only return half of it, this is the rule."

"Okay."

Jianxue Wuming accepted.

A moment later, through the Kirin eight-generation superconducting system transaction, part of the belief value was directly refunded to her account.

Goddess Dog breathed a sigh of relief.

This time it was a blood loss.

In order to be able to go down to the realm safely to save Lin Beichen, she really had to spend all her money. Not only did she put all her hard-earned 'dowry book' on it, but she also borrowed the usury loan from the Temple of Wealth with the Shrine Manor as collateral. , Desperate to leave and never return, but also to avenge Lin Beichen.

Who knows...

You son of a bitch, you got me into debt.

Thinking about the heavy usury, Jian Xue Wuming's eyes turned black, and he almost vomited blood.

What a miserable goddess.

The home is gone, the money is gone, and a debt is signed.

Now she is surrounded by only a dog, a cat and three birds.

She wondered in her heart if she should think of a way to report herself and get the most expensive reward in the history of the Great Desolation Clan.

After all, the one who stole [Five Qi Chao Yuan Jue] was herself.

"Sister, have you caught the shameless thief who stole the noble [Wu Qi Chao Yuan Jue]?"

She made a routine to the Goddess Warrior.

The Goddess Warrior glanced at her and said, "No, but sooner or later, catch this **** thief. The reward has been updated, adding 200,000 direct faith points, 5,000 divine stones, and various industries and resources. …When you catch him, you will definitely have his tendons peeled off, his bones will be smashed into ashes, his soul will be imprisoned, and he will be refined for eight generations."

Jianxue Wuming's big chest trembled, and he raised his arms and said: "It should be like this, I am incompatible with the thief."

Damn it.

So ruthless.

Then I can't report myself.

Not as good as...

Let's blame Lin Beichen.

Sell this old perverted brother.

No.

He will confess me.

It's better to think of a way to join forces with this old lewd and smelly brother, to become a big vote, and to be a vote of the Great Desolate Race.

Hmm.

That's it.

After all, this old, naughty brother has a really good figure, smooth muscles, fair skin, plus that handsome photo

Face...

Jianxue Wuming thought about it, and couldn't help wiping her saliva.

In her heart, she began to plan.

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…

Still pretending to be innocent with me?

Lin Beichen smiled, and secretly thought, at this moment, the dog goddess is probably drooling in fantasy of this handsome man's body.

He checked other APP software in the phone.

After entering the realm of heaven and man, most of the practice apps are no longer effective.

The [Sword Seventeen] APP is incomplete, and others such as [Basic Swordsmanship Close-up Triple Combo], [Advanced Mysterious Qi Condensation], [Eagle and Swallow Flying], etc., are already for Lin Beichen today. Lost meaning.

Besides [Five Qi Chao Yuan Jue], he now lacks the real celestial-level cultivation skills.

[Sword Seventeen] can be used, but it is incomplete.

Lin Beichen thought about it, probably he had to go to the Celestial Association to certify his own title, and then receive suitable exercises and combat skills from the Celestial Association.

This matter has to be put on the agenda.

On the other hand, other functional APPs, such as [Baidu SkyDrive], [Baidu Map], [Keep], [Magic Camera], [Zhenai.com], etc., have enhanced their functions after the upgrade, and still have important assistance. significance.

Lin Beichen tried to navigate the earth with [Baidu Map], but failed.

In [Zhenai.com], Poseidon really sent a lot of private messages, but most of them asked for pictures of Xiaoer, Xiaosan and Xiaohu, and also gave away some dried fish, breaded crabs, etc. Afterwards, seeing that he ignored her, he no longer contacted her.

The intimacy between the two is almost below the lower limit.

Lin Beichen was about to reply to Poseidon's message, explaining why he lost contact recently...

At this time——

"Young Master, Young Master, something is wrong..."

Old housekeeper Wang Zhong rushed over in a hurry, stumbling, as if he had been stabbed by something in the back

Lin Beichen suddenly lost his temper.

(#→⌒→)!

You bastard, can you change a line every time you enter the scene?

It's like mourning every time.

If I were an author of web articles, you would have died 10,000 times.

"What is it?"

Lin Beichen said angrily.

"A father-in-law is looking for you."

Wang Zhongdao.

Lin Beichen said angrily: "Who is Gong Gong? Huh? This name is very familiar... Ah, it's Uncle Mediterranean, one of my own, what's the big deal for him to find me? Believe it or not, I'll beat you to death." A startled dog."

"It's not Gonggong, it's the father-in-law."

Wang Zhong patted his thigh, impatient, and said: "A father-in-law from the palace, with a few aggressive officials, came to call for you... His Royal Highness Seventh Prince asked me to report a letter to you in advance, Things are difficult to handle, and it has something to do with the exciting things you went to see today. It is said that His Majesty the Emperor is furious..."

Oh?

It turned out to be someone from the palace.

Is it because he killed a few insignificant Aurora people?

Interesting.

We need to see the attitude of the imperial family towards this matter.

Lin Beichen came out of the hot spring.

Wang Zhong wanted to wait for Young Master Lin to change clothes, but Young Master Lin kicked this dog on the ass, and said in disgust, "Let Qianqian and Qianqian come..."

Qianqian Qianqian waited for Lin Beichen to change into a bathrobe, dried his hair and left together.

Wang Zhong stood where he was, touching his buttocks, where there were footprints kicked by the young master,

He sighed contentedly, and said, "Ah, the young master has grown up again..."

A moment later.

Shangzhuo Garden, front yard, viewing flower hall.

Lin Beichen was wearing a bathrobe, walked in with big thorns, and swept his eyes.

It depends on how many dead eunuchs there are in the hall.

The first one is wearing a crimson gilt official robe, one can tell at a glance that his status is very high, his beard and hair are all gray, but his facial features are fair, he looks handsome, and he gives people a kind of gentle and elegant feeling, if he sticks a beard If so, he must be a romantic old scholar.

In addition, there are a few officials wearing purple gown robes. They are of different ages. They all have heavy breaths and solemn faces. dignitaries.

These people are all strong in martial arts, and their energy fluctuations are not low.

Especially the dead **** in the crimson gilt official robe, his cultivation was unfathomable, like an abyss with no bottom.

"Are you looking for me?"

Lin Beichen walked over, sat down on the main seat, picked up a cup of tea, took a sip, and said, "What's the matter? Sit down and talk."

The expressions of several people are different.

"You are Lin Beichen? Do you know that you have caused a catastrophe this time..."

A thin-faced and slim-fit official in purple gown robes, with an angry look on his face, scolded.

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