I Was Born In The Underworld Chapter 500: Red Card
"Go to the boss, go to the boss!!"
"You will definitely be frightened by the rabbit, he is super scary, super invincible and scary, ahahahaha!!"
The lunatics danced and danced around Gu Fan and Shen Mengxi, crying and laughing, but also extremely excited, cheering and inviting the two of them to the big truck full of bone decorations.
As soon as he got in the car, Shen Mengxi almost vomited.
Rotten flesh mixed with the smell of fresh blood, as well as various unknown excrement, forming an extremely pungent smell, and it is normal for those lunatics not to take a bath for a year or so, splashing grease and filth I don't care at all.
On the cargo box of the truck, there were still a large number of pieces of meat that had exploded from the different demon dogs, piling up into a hill.
A lunatic went up and sat directly on the hill, letting the plasma infect his body red.
"Ah!!"
"How comfortable!!"
"Blood flooded me, did you see, I was swimming in the pile of meat!!"
The lunatic who got into the hill of flesh and blood assumed a freestyle posture, lying on the corpse and rolling his body, enjoying it.
"I'm coming too!"
"Look at me, high-altitude diving, plus invincible butterfly!!"
Crazy people are indeed contagious. Another person stood at the top of the pile of corpses, pinched his nose, jumped like a diver, jumped to the bottom of the meat hill, and fell on the cargo box. On the ground floor, the sound of bones breaking was vaguely heard.
He... started swimming! !
Like a stranded stinky fish, it kept thumping on the carriage, holding its breath and imitating butterfly strokes, but that movement looked more like a maggot.
"Ah!"
"Monster, freak, killer!"
"You come to swim too, it's so **** boring all the way, we'll go to the boss rabbit after swimming!!"
The lunatic extended an invitation to Gu Fan, but how could Gu Fan get into the flesh and blood like them, and immediately shook his head and rejected the request of several people.
"You are so boring!"
"Boring killers don't enjoy life."
"But you are so strong that you explode, you are so handsome, the bull is dead, ah ha ha ha ha!!"
The madman's words made Gu Fan and Shen Mengxi a little speechless, and there were endless conflicts.
They sang songs and swam all the way, rushing towards the most serious radiation area in the madness and excitement.
Alternative.
Too different.
This is simply a miracle in the last days.
Seeing their weird, funny and absurd performance, Gu Fan didn't make fun of them, but felt the horror of the end times even more.
"Why are they doing this?"
Shen Mengxi asked in a low voice beside Gu Fan, what those lunatics did was really incomprehensible. My heart is cold...
"The end times have changed everyone."
"Some people become bloodthirsty, cold, cruel and violent, and become strong."
"Some people are selfish, betray relatives and friends, and plunder by force, just for themselves to survive."
Gu Fan paused, and said by saying: "But... some extreme situations will also give birth to some lunatics that ordinary people can't understand. They don't even have fear and pain. On the contrary, they are very excited in the last days. Happy, happy."
Happiness?
This word has nothing to do with the last days.
But when those lunatics changed their minds, thinking that killing and gore can bring refreshment, and even hurting themselves will be greatly satisfied, the horror of death shrinks infinitely, catalyzing a group of lunatics that ordinary people can't understand at all monster.
The two are talking.
The lunatics suddenly started fighting again.
"Are you in love!!"
"Don't steal my swimming track!!"
"That's obviously my track, referee, referee, come and send him a red card!!"
"You are a badass, only basketball can get a red card, no... it is table tennis."
The two stood and yelled at each other, and finally came to a fight. At this time, another lunatic hurriedly ran to Gu Fan for help: "Cold-blooded monster, please give us a favor!!"
Listening to these rude words, Gu Fan's weird behavior aroused a little interest in him, wanting to know what the lunatics were up to.
Gu Fan responded with a little interest: "Tell me, what do you want me to do?"
"Come and see!!"
"We are in the biggest crisis in history!!"
"We don't have a referee. Who should be sent off with a red card? It's too **** difficult to decide. Do you blow the whistle like a referee? If you have a whistle, you can be a referee!!"
The biggest crisis in history is that there is no whistle.
And a red card sent off should be a rule in football, but lunatics don't care so much, they don't care about basketball or table tennis, they can say whatever comes to mind.
"Singer."
Gu Fan turned his head and glanced at Shen Mengxi.
"Why??"
Shen Mengxi sensed the malicious intent in this gaze: "Could it be that you asked me to blow the whistle!!!"
Gu Fan nodded and said to a group of lunatics: "This is my whistle, blow it."
Shen Mengxi's eyes widened, what song is Master Gu Fan, the **** of death, singing? ?
Could it be that lunatics are really contagious, even Gu Fan can't be infected, and they actually "play around" with this group of lunatics with chaotic thinking and logic?
"It's ringing."
Gu Fan urged again, and Shen Mengxi sighed. She, who has a strong voice, let out the sound of the whistle easily.
As soon as the whistle blew, the lunatics who wrestled together immediately split into two sides, looking at each other angrily, but they had to strictly abide by the rules, as soon as the referee blows the whistle, they can no longer fight!
"Wow!"
"What a big whistle!!"
"Cold-blooded monster, you are amazing~IndoMTL.com~ You can blow such a big whistle, awesome!!"
The lunatics around all sighed, praising that Shen Mengxi's "whistle" is big and loud, and at the same time lamented that Gu Fan's strength is so powerful that he can even blow such a big whistle.
Shen Mengxi rolled her eyes.
This is good, I am no longer a human being, but treated as an object, a referee's whistle.
"Referee, what should we do next, who are you going to give the red card to!!"
Several lunatics around showed expectant eyes, hoping that Gu Fan could give a perfect answer.
Gu Fan thought for a while, and replied: "Both of them received red cards."
It's all over.
The lunatics looked at each other first, and then cheered: "You are so **** fair, it is the best way to deal with it, we have never seen a referee like you hanging up."
The two lunatics who were wrestling with each other because of the swimming track also started to cheer.
"Hahaha!"
"We all got red cards."
The two of them embraced each other excitedly, cried and laughed, and suddenly became good brothers.
The two held hands and climbed up to the peak of the mountain of meat on the carriage, and then waved to everyone like a champion who won a gold medal: "We are red cards!!"
Leap forward! !
Both jump toward the head of the speeding truck.
Puff! !
The front of the car decorated with fangs shattered the bones of the two people, and then fell to the ground and was crushed by the tires more than one meter high. In the billowing dust.
"It's cool, it's cool!!"
The people in the car were still howling, watching their companions splattered with blood, dancing again.
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