Cannon Fodder Battle Chapter 988: It’s not easy to be a loyal minister (19)


Tong Xinlan was carefully putting on her beard just now, thinking that this beard is a bit fake, if it falls off, it would be no fun, in the future, should I get some androgen-like drugs and put it on the top of my lips to stimulate myself to grow a little beard The problem, therefore, did not find that Wu Lingxiang woke up in time.

It's Nan'er's voice!

Wu Lingxiang covered his mouth in surprise, "Nan'er, why did you become like this? Why...you have a beard, an Adam's apple, and your face has changed?"

"Sister, don't be afraid, this is the disguise technique that I learned from a master in the palace. The master said that I learned it from veterans in the rivers and lakes in order to go out of the palace and do tasks to avoid hunting and killing. The prince and the others don't know about it. , I didn’t expect it to come in handy today.”

Tong Xinlan continued to fool around. Anyway, in Wu Lingxiang's eyes, Wu Lingnan is a very powerful person. She also met the most elite members of the country in the palace, and it is possible to learn anything.

Sure enough, Wu Ling Xiang believed, but his face became even paler, "Disguise, human skin mask! Nan'er, you..."

For soft girls who stay at home, the meaning of a human skin mask is probably similar to that of a human skin lantern.

Tong Xinlan comforted, "Xiang'er, don't be afraid, this is not a human skin mask, it is made by crushing Chinese medicinal materials, flour, tortoise shell and the like, and kneading it with water. Think about the dough we eat, Aren’t turtle jelly and konjac made from powder? It’s similar to human skin masks.”

"The production method of this human skin mask is a bit more complicated, and it also needs internal force to stimulate and knead repeatedly to make the mask so realistic."

"Look, does the stuff in this bowl look like gnocchi? After a while, I'll rub it out and stick it on your face, and you can change your appearance. Xiang'er wants to be younger and cuter. Or be more charming? Turn into a middle-aged woman, or an old woman?"

Tong Xinlan handed the porcelain bowl containing the material of the human skin mask to Wu Lingxiang and asked her to poke it.

The thing did look like yellow-pink dough, Wu Lingxiang poked it cautiously, and then hid his finger, "Nan'er used to deliberately scare me, and lied to me that the bad guys outside would take people away." Use your skin as a mask?"

Tong Xinlan thought about it, but she remembered that Wu Lingnan had frightened Wu Lingxiang when she told stories before. Do naughty elder brothers have such a bad taste in scaring younger sisters?

Tong Xinlan didn't want to admit it by herself, "That's not me coaxing my sister, how could I deliberately make up lies to scare Xiang'er? It is true that some people are not good at learning, and they only recognize the literal meaning and mess around. The sky is rotten and smelly, and that method of making masks is cruel and not durable.”

"Really?"

"Really, Master and I are the only ones who have this skill in the capital, and I'm afraid there are not many in the whole country. This skill is only passed on to one talented person in a lifetime. If it weren't for my brother, I am a genius. , and won’t teach me, those people outside can’t learn serious disguises, they just want to go crooked, hey.”

"The world is difficult, sister, you see, my brother also added a touch of jasmine fragrance and some skin-nourishing ingredients to your mask. The skin is getting whiter and tenderer."

The mask improved by Tong Xinlan is almost the same as a mask, but it needs to be replenished with lotion, so that you don't have to tear off the mask every day to breathe.

"Really?" There is no girl who does not love beauty, and now Wu Lingxiang is interested.

"Nan'er, please put it on for me."

"What does Xiang'er want to look like?"

"Wu Lingxiang pondered for a while, glanced at his inconvenient legs and feet from the corner of his eyes, and said, "I, let's pretend to be an old woman. My brother just said that I can be dressed as an old woman. Can you also solve the hair color? "

"Xiang'er just trust me, look at me." After Tong Xinlan cleansed Wu Lingxiang's face, shaved her eyebrows, and applied skin care lotion, she mobilized her internal strength to knead the dough with both hands, and the moisture in the dough slowly Slowly dried to the extent that Tong Xinlan needed, Tong Xinlan tore the dough into a flesh-colored mask like pinching dough.

"Xiang'er close your eyes, you will change from fourteen to seventy in a while."

"Yes."

Wu Lingxiang cooperated with raising his neck and closing his eyes, only to feel a burst of cold on his face.

Tong Xin Lan Tun San Nei Jin gently opened the nostrils and eyes, and quickly fitted the mask on Wu Lingxiang's face.

After that, use internal force to urge the face to twist continuously, thickening and thinning some places, revealing the old man's unique forehead lines, crow's feet around the eyes, and nasolabial folds on the side of the nose on the forehead.

Then, like a make-up artist, Tong Xinlan glued the eyebrows on the mask one by one, and then swept the mask with a darkening powder similar to the color of contouring powder, and finally added a few age spots. It's finished.

There is no rule that the old man's hair must be all white, a little white hair is fine, so Tong Xinlan didn't completely dye Wu Lingxiang's hair, but just spread her hair out and combed it with a comb dipped in silvery white mucus After a few strokes, a lot of white hair was mixed into the black hair.

"Okay, Xiang'er, open your eyes."

Although Tianlong Kingdom is ancient, people in this world accidentally discovered that high temperature can burn glass, and made mirrors very early. After all, this is not a high-tech thing. .

Wu Lingxiang looked at his wrinkled face in the mirror, touched his face in disbelief and said, "This is really me!"

"How is it? Does it look much older than grandma?"

"Well, this is really amazing, I think, even if they stand in front of me, they won't recognize me."

"Yes, in this case, we don't have to rush on the road~IndoMTL.com~ Take a leisurely tour of the mountains and rivers all the way, come on, let me modify your neck and hands again, so as not to show flaws."

"Okay." Although it doesn't make you feel tired or suffering, Wu Lingxiang still can't bear to run around all night, and ordinary ladies can't bear it, let alone Wu Lingxiang who has been in poor health since he was a child? Therefore, Wu Lingxiang is still very happy that Wu Lingnan can find a way not to hurry.

"Xiang'er, you can practice imitating the old man's speech in the future. Look, if I speak like this, can I not recognize my voice at all? But this is also because I have internal strength. It is more difficult for you to learn a male voice without internal strength. , but it’s easy to pretend to be an old man.”

A deep and magnetic male voice came from Nan'er, Wu Lingxiang nodded enviously, and immediately practiced with his voice pressed down, "Okay, I will practice, what should I say when people ask about our relationship in the future? "

Xiang'er has a good understanding, but she needs to practice false voice.

Tong Xinlan doesn't care about identity issues, "From now on, you can call me Brother Xin, my name is Chen Xin, and Xiang'er can be my grandma, Yu Shi, Yu Junhua, 70 years old, all children have passed away , and I, the youngest grandson who is the only seedling Miao Miao, depend on each other for life."

(To be continued.)


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