This Ninja Is Obviously Not Strong but Really Hard to Kill Chapter 380: Nightmare
Qingyu is extremely suspicious that this set of [Ninja Sword Seven Martial Arts] battle puppet figures are krypton gold props developed by Goose Factory.
The negative effect is really not wrong, it needs money!
It costs money to use it, and it costs money to repair it if it breaks. I don’t want to waste time, and there is a 'one-key acceleration' to lie to you to spend money!
Death wants money, death wants money, what the **** is death wants money!
The most irritating thing is that it costs 100,000 taels an hour to use separately, and it should be 700,000 taels for seven.
But the package price is actually one million taels, which is outrageous!
Do you understand what package price is?
Is there a reason why the more packaged and sold, the more expensive it is?
And it doesn't give you a chance to bargain, and it is directly marked that you can either take it all away, or play up to three puppet figures at one time.
There is no chance to exploit loopholes!
Qingyu always feels that there is a missing line in this sentence: the poor are only worthy of the castrated version, and only the rich can do whatever they want.
After all, otaku have one wall, Konoha has ten suites
Fucking Banana Bubble Hammer!
Isn't this contemptuous of people!
Qingyu was very angry, very angry, but he had no choice but to throw it into the ninja bag and eat ashes, or he could only grit his teeth and krypton gold.
Fortunately, with his current strength, there is no need to use this gold-swallowing monster under normal circumstances.
And when it really comes in handy, money is not important, after all, money is spent only when there is life.
Didn’t Master Benshan already explained this philosophy of life? The most painful thing in the world is death and money is not spent.
Of course, the most painful thing is that people are alive, but money is gone
It's so incisive!
Sighing, Qingyu took out the things, and found that it was a string of vivid and exquisite bracelets.
There are 7 lifelike small figures hanging on it, which are only as big as a finger.
Then he was not calm again!
Because these 7 figurines are all 'acquaintances'!
The one holding the big sword and shark muscle is Haixia Jinbei
The former Shichibukai was still a murloc, so there was nothing wrong with it, and it matched well with the big sword and shark muscle.
The one who sticks out his tongue and licks the long knife and stitches is Amayasha-Doflamingo
It seems that the problem is not too big. Doflamingo is not only Shichibukai, but also "needlework", so he must be very comfortable with it.
Okay, anyway, it's not Dongfang Invincible, so he is very content.
But if Enilo, who has two 'antennas' (thunder blades and teeth) stuck in his head, can barely make sense of it because of the thunderous fruit, then the remaining few are really outrageous How outrageous!
The one carrying the beheading sword is actually Hawkeye Mihawk, can you believe it? !
The painting style is broken!
Hei Dao and Hei Dao Ye are not in the same style at all!
The hot and handsome Hawkeye is now a 'figure', and it's enough to have hot eyes!
Look at the Uncle Xiong who is carrying the Explosive Knife Splash on his shoulder, and Trafalgar Law (Blunt Knife Knife) who is holding a hammer in one hand and a beheading ax in the other. Empress Boa Hancock
This **** is going crazy!
Exactly like the domestic counterfeit figure he bought from a street stall in his previous life!
Not to mention Hawkeye with a beheading sword on his back, he has even seen Pikachu who opened Sharingan, and Pleasant Goat staring at Sharingan.
It can be called an anime crossover super invincible mashup!
Five yuan, no more!
Qingyu couldn't help but find an excuse to comfort himself and said: "It's okay, although Enilo is not a pirate or Qibukai, but they are all playing thunder, so it's not a big problem."
"Uncle Xiong's fighting style after being transformed is just bombing."
"No one in Luo Luo stipulates that doctors can't use axes and hammers! Isn't this standard for surgeons (surgeons who feel offended:???). This is the ninja sword that claims to be able to defeat all defenses, and it is very similar to Luo's previous ability, um, very similar!"
"Hancock is the same, he often 'shoots arrows', and he must have a very strong ability to shoot (river crabs)"
After explaining forcibly, Qingyu finally became more fluent. Just now, his energy for complaining almost exploded!
However, he is only complaining about the image problems of these figures, and the specific performance in actual combat is still unknown.
After all, the image belongs to the image, and he can know with his heels that these figures cannot have the abilities of the original characters. He can be content with a little bit of style and characteristics at most.
Otherwise, if people like Hancock came here with ninja knives, let alone a one million tael appearance fee, he would give it even if it was ten million taels!
At that time, why is he still acting as an undercover agent? Just show your cards and stop pretending!
Hawkeye and others held 7 ninja swords and lined up behind him. He then sat on the [Frozen Throne], smoking a cigar, and said in front of everyone: "I want to be Five Daime Hokage, who is in favor and who is against?"
It's so cool to think about it!
Unfortunately, it can only be YY.
Figures are figures after all, and puppets are just puppets.
However, the strength of the elite jounin is enough to greatly increase his strength, just like the five great ninja villages, how many people can be rated as elite jounin?
Even if the 7 elite jounin are against a kage-level powerhouse, not to mention they can win, they can delay a lot of time no matter what.
You don't need to consider the issue of loyalty, just let me give you the money, what the hell
Then he studied where to recharge this thing.
As a result, the dog system directly popped up a prompt at this time, saying that you only need to put the money in the [space folding ninja bag], and it can recharge it for you, all you need is a thought.
Qingyu pondered for a long time, extremely suspicious that the dog system was a middleman who made a difference in the price, or that the cheating item was created by it, but there was no evidence, and there was no consumer association for him to complain.
Otherwise he will definitely sue the dog system for bankruptcy!
Put the bracelet on and hide it in the sleeve.
Qingyu suddenly fell asleep with her head covered with energy, a beautiful day starts from tomorrow!
The next thing he wants to do is to be a good man who earns money and supports his family.
Isn't it just 7 figures, just wait for the delicious food and spicy food with Baba!
In his sleep, Qingyu had a dream. He dreamed that Hancock was leaning in his arms, his red lips were slightly parted, and he said to him in a quiet voice: "Master, you have krypton 999.9 billion Now, as long as the krypton reaches one trillion, the concubine will be able to have a physical body, and she will stay with her master forever."
Then Qingyu quietly swallowed her saliva~IndoMTL.com~ waved her big hand, and said very proudly: "Recharge! I will recharge another 100 million immediately! Let's go home today!"
Hancock immediately showed an incomparably shy smile, which made Qingyu want to move
However, just when he was about to throw Hancock down to do something shameful, Hawkeye appeared with a beheading knife, followed by Uncle Xiong, Enilo and others.
"Master, we also want a flesh body! You charge another 6 trillion!"
"Yes, if you don't charge, don't blame our brothers for being rude!"
"Come on, hack him to death!"
"嘿咕咱~"
Qingyu, who was sweating profusely, woke up suddenly, and looked again, it was already dawn.
"It's a good thing it's just a nightmare. Jinbe, who can beep, is really scary!"
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