This Lord is Everywhere Chapter 5: Extremely sharp

The macaw Lin You really didn't want to agree to Mu Yanxiao's cheating proposal of "carrying a parrot caregiver".

But the problem is that now he is not the uncle, the uncle is Mu Yanxiao who controls his basic necessities of life, even life and death. Facing Mu Yanxiao's staring eyes that looked blind even though they were blind, Lin You finally resigned to his fate and nodded his parrot's head—isn't it just a guide to blindness, a dog can do it How could he not be able to do what he wanted? !

But Mu Yanxiao couldn't see Lin You's nod, so Young Master Mu frantically shook the parrot cage up and down, left and right, making Lin You dizzy for a while, and finally said, "What do you think?" Like? At least give a squeak?"

So Lin You said, "...squeak."

Mu Yanxiao was silent for a while, and then opened the small door of the parrot's cage unexpectedly, reached in, and groped the dodging Lin You from head to toe.

The feathers you get are smooth and delicate, with a little bit of the body temperature of small animals, which inexplicably makes people feel warmed up. "Very good, as long as you do your best, I'll let you eat until you're stuffed to death every day."

As for Lin You's parrot, he just rolled his eyes, and then heheed twice in his heart, damn, you're the only one who has a snake spirit to make such a solemn promise to a parrot after being blind. In addition, the young master is not a real parrot, how could he eat it to death? ! and also!

"Karma—Karma—indecent! Indecent—!"

Mu Yanxiao's fingers touching Lin You's parrot's head suddenly paused, his good expression just now became a little distorted. The IQ of this macaw is a bit too high, even knows how to be rude? !

And Mu Er, who was listening to the commotion in the ward, felt as disturbed as a cat's paw at this moment, and finally couldn't help asking again after hearing the hoarse molestation: "Boss? "

Mu Yanxiao pressed his forehead, turned around and walked back. "It's okay. The parrot is barking."

Mu Er: "..." Would an ordinary parrot call it indecent? ! Sure enough, the boss is different, and the parrot he raises is also different!

No matter how stupid Mu Er's admiration for his boss is now, Young Master Mu is sneering at the parrot cage he is carrying in the ward.

"Do you know what molestation means? Who taught you to yell?" Mu Yanxiao didn't wait for Lin You to answer, and said directly: "What's wrong with my master touching you? Even if I boiled you to stew , you can only be used as material."

Lin You was instantly shocked by Mu Yanxiao's sudden grandpa style, and then ten thousand grass-mud horses raced through his heart. Since this Yan Xiao is so weird and thinks that he can communicate with him, then what is he hiding, anyway, a blind man, is he afraid that he will turn the world upside down? !

"...you can't see my young master, why are you making soup." Lin Youyou quietly made a desperate counterattack, hitting the red heart with a knife.

Mu Yanxiao was blocked up and down, his complexion was not much better than that of black sesame, and finally hehe smiled coldly and noblely: "I can let my subordinates do it."

Lin You was lying in the birdcage, covering his bird's eyes with his wings again, why couldn't he stop stepping on people and hurting his feet? !

Mu Yanxiao heard a hoarse wailing strangely, and he paused for a long time before realizing that it was the parrot he was carrying? At that moment, First Young Master Mu was a bit Spartan, and poked the invisible macaw with his hand out of nowhere, "Are you really not a parrot? Even a trained parrot is not as weird as you, is it?"

Hearing this, You Lin flapped his wings vigorously, even pecked Mu Yanxiao's finger with his mighty mouth, and yelled when the man was in pain: "You are a chicken crutch! Your whole family is a chicken crutch!"

... Forgive the parrot's tongue, which is not as flexible as a human's. Occasionally, it will be difficult to speak human words when excited.

Mu Yanxiao was stunned by this excited reaction. After the thunder, he laughed instead of anger. When Lin You was on guard, he shook the birdcage vigorously and shook Lin You. The world was turned upside down, and I almost foamed at the mouth.

"Please, please don't ride the roller coaster..." Can you not be so crazy?

Mu Yanxiao finally couldn't help laughing when he heard this weak voice, this was the first time he really laughed out since the accident last night.

"You know even the roller coaster, you must be a parrot... You were so excited just now, you must be guilty."

Not a questioning tone, but an affirmative sentence. Lin You rolled her eyes fiercely in the cage, it's alright, it's better to let this blind and ferocious snake spirit think that he is a parrot spirit than a monster, at least he doesn't need to ask a Taoist celestial master to exorcise ghosts or something.

"Back then I was a little parrot in the deep mountains and old forests...you saved me from the hunter! Oh, benefactor, I will repay my favor~~~"

First Young Master Mu who has never been to deep mountains and old forests: "..."

"...Do you like to watch The Legend of the White Snake? You can watch it, don't suffer from the snake spirit."

Lin You, who was called a snake maniac: "..." You are a snake maniac! Your whole family is full of snake spirits! Find a parrot to be a guide dog and say that it is a parrot spirit, who is a snake spirit if you are not a snake spirit? !

But this time, the parrot spirit Lin You didn't complain again, he was afraid that Yan Xiao would shake his cage again. Think about blood and tears.

Mu Yanxiao was satisfied that he didn't hear the rebuttal, the corner of his mouth slightly raised, and then he called out to the door: "Mu Er."

"Yes boss!!"

Mu Er flashed in in a second, with a face like the boss, what do you want the little one to do immediately?

Of course Mu Yanxiao couldn't see it, but Lin You saw it and felt very speechless.

"What time is it?"

"Master, it's half past eleven, do you want to eat?"

Mu Yanxiao nodded, paused and asked again: "What do parrots eat?"

Mu Er: "...Uh, I'll ask the expert, and then bring his food?"

Mu Yanxiao nodded with satisfaction: "From now on, it will follow me closely, you go and prepare the house. Well, in terms of treatment, it should be equal to Mu Wu first."

When Mu Er heard this, he almost knelt down to his boss. It's okay to have a macaw next to him. Anyway, it was sent by the old master himself, so it should be treated well. But the treatment is the same as Mu Wu? ! Boss, are you really okay? Is it too snake(…) for you to let a macaw have half a million free allowances and half a million bank balances a month? !

Moreover, Mu Wu can also borrow less than 10 million from the Mu family's property for emergency relief, and can enter all three-level confidential sites. You let a macaw enjoy this kind of treatment because you want to rule the world with parrots rhythm?

"Uh, what about its gold deposit card? Give it directly?" Although Mu Er complained and messed up in his heart, on the surface he is still a super manager who is omnipotent in life. "There are still 500,000 monthly free expenses, how do I get this card?"

When Mu Er asked Mu Er's words, Mu Yanxiao was also a little worried. He just had a cramp and decided to let this parrot spirit be treated the same as Mu Wu. The plan was to buy people (birds) hearts, but this It was only then that I wondered if the parrot knew what money was, and even if it knew, how would it be used?

But at this time, Lin You didn't have the worries of First Young Master Mu and Mu Er at all. Now his whole bird is filled with "500,000 pocket money and 500,000 deposits every month"! OMG! How else can I say that I must be friends with the local tyrants! Otherwise, you must hug the thigh of the local tyrant tightly! ! That's a lot of money for any parrot! Aww, when he was an individual, his pocket money was only five hundred yuan a month! ! This gap... Young Master Lin You drooled and giggled a few times, thinking that being a rich parrot is not unacceptable.

"The local tyrant——! Let's be friends! The local tyrant! I will be your bird in life, and I will be your bird specimen in death!!"

Mu Yanxiao was thrilled by the throbbing of his voice, and he twitched his mouth after he understood what this guy said. He was indeed a parrot spirit, even the local tyrants knew it. And Mu Er was a little silly when he was stimulated by Lin You's parrot's reaction. This, this parrot is so good at talking? Amazing!

And the more powerful is yet to come.

After the bold confession, Lin You parrot stood in the cage, waved its wings, and coughed twice: "Give me a small cloth bag with cards in it! Hang it around my neck!"

Mu Yanxiao: "..." As expected, she has become a master.

Mu Er: "..." Too, too powerful.

Both of them were stunned for a while, of course Mu Yanxiao came back to his senses in the end: "Let's do it this way."

Mu Er slightly nodded stiffly, ready to turn around and go to work. Except for the card, no lunch has been ordered yet.

"Gah! Don't forget the password! Three, six, three, eight!"

Hearing that Mu Er, who has always been extremely stable, staggered and almost fell, and then gave him a look of pity in Mu Wu's puzzled eyes outside the door.

How sad it is to be a human being but a macaw. However, are all macaws so clever and intelligent? Then, should he raise one as well, and let it hang the most confidential Mu's consortium reports and other data on the USB flash drive? I believe that those hostile forces will definitely not be found even if they die.

When Mu Er left the ward, Mu Yanxiao followed the voice and looked at the cage next to him, "What do you want so much money for?" Although he had already decided in his heart that this was a parrot, at least it was a parrot that was about to mature. But I still don't quite understand how this guy likes money.

When Lin You heard the words, he rolled his eyes in the cage: "Without money, it is absolutely impossible!"

Mu Yanxiao, who is rich but not omnipotent: "..."

Mu Er's work efficiency is quite high. Fifteen minutes later, he and Mu Wu came in with a dining car and a card.

"Young Master, this card has been processed, and the money for this month has been deposited. I found someone to make a small rabbit fleece bag by hand. The chain is made of fine steel, and a few small diamonds are inlaid."

Mu Yanxiao thought it was ok when he heard the words, so he nodded. reach out.

Mu Er put the small cloth bag with the card in his boss's hand, then watched Mu Yanxiao fumble with a bit of surprise, then put the small cloth bag on the cage. The macaw jumped into the hands of the young master.

No wonder the young master treats it so well, just this cleverness is unique.

Both Lin You and Mu Yanxiao were very satisfied, the former thought that he had become a local tyrant, while the latter was satisfied with Lin You's psychic. After touching Lin You's wings, Mu Yanxiao turned his head: "Okay, put your lunch here, you go out... Unless I call to come in, none of you can enter."

Mu Er and Mu Wu nodded immediately when they heard the words. Before leaving, Mu Er said: "Young master, I have asked the parrot experts. Macaws mainly eat fruits, seeds, nuts and other foods, and a small amount of meat. Protein is also available, the second floor of the dining car is its food, you can feed it.”

Mu Yanxiao nodded, "You can go down now."

When Mu Yanxiao and Lin You were left in the ward again, First Young Master Mu suddenly took a deep breath, reached out and touched Lin You's head: "It's time for lunch."

Lin You blinked, so?

"It's time to test you, come and help me eat."

Lin You rolled his eyes, then couldn't help but chuckled in his heart, oops, I'm about to see how embarrassing this domineering and cool guy is, I'm so happy just thinking about it!

"But before we eat, let's discuss one thing first." Mu Yanxiao coughed suddenly: "What do you want to be called? How about King Kong?"

Lin You: "..." Hehe!