This Lord is Everywhere Chapter 23: The best of both worlds

Of course, even more than 80% of the people present felt that the picture they saw in front of them was quite joyful and exciting, but for the two protagonists in the picture, the current Not to mention the cuteness of the situation, this is simply as tense as a decisive battle on the top of the Forbidden for territory and forces! !

When Lin You was very young and stupid, he also imagined that it would be silly if he could understand the words of animals, but when he was ten years old, he stopped this fantasy—— His weird little uncle can make animals and spirit beasts listen to him even if he doesn't understand animal language. When his uncle used extremely violent means to subdue all the spirit beasts and animals in front of him, Lin Since then, You have had an epiphany.

As a matter of fact, whoever is strong will have the priority not to learn foreign languages. He shouldn't limit himself to understand animal language. After all, there are so many kinds of animals, who knows if there will be dialects that are more difficult to understand? He should learn from his uncle, make himself extremely powerful, and let all the animals take the initiative to understand his password.

So... the past is really unbearable! Such a cute and sweet dream was shattered into scum by his uncle so ruthlessly. It's really not his fault for being particularly authoritarian, is it?

But at this moment, Young Master Lin You's mood is quite complicated, because when he has given up on being cute and silly, and has successfully turned towards power and black, he actually got the dream he had when he was a child? ! He shouldn't have heard it wrong just now, when the fat to die but strangely vigorous Garfield "meowed", he understood what it meant.

"Meow?!" Translated into animal language is: "You are not afraid of the young master?!"

When Lin You heard this, tears almost burst into tears, how can he describe how he feels so hurt right now. However, he could finally be sure of what he had been guessing for a long time but had no conclusions—it turned out that the language among animals is a common language, not different according to races.

But if you think about it, animals definitely don't have as much leisure as humans. They just toss about different cultures and languages ​​when they have nothing to do, and they even have cultural competitions from time to time. Their world is vast and simple. Even though the calls are different, the meaning contained in each call is actually the same.

But!

Now is not the time to lament language! !

Now is the time to settle and fight for the right to the boss of the territory! !

After Lin You vented in human dialect plus English, faced with knocking over his blind master's lunch (the point is to knock over his own lunch), not only did he not feel guilty, but he tilted his head Fat Miao, who maliciously speculated about his courage, instantly turned black. He has been far away from being silly and cute for a long time, and now his idol is his wonderful uncle, and the biggest principle that his uncle follows is-to face any disobedient, provocative, brain-dead, etc., Don't give alms at all, just beat him until he cries for his father and mother!

So Lin You parrot abandoned the principle of peaceful coexistence even though it could have a deep territorial division with the fat cat in front of it, and waved its wings and stretched its sharp claws towards that Garfield without even quacking. rushed down! !

Thus, the onlookers, who thought this situation was particularly interesting just now, experienced something they had never experienced since they became "successful people" in the next ten minutes, and they were embarrassed.

If it is an ordinary parrot, in the face of such a situation, nine out of ten times it will flap its wings and escape, but Mr. Lin You gave full play to his IQ superiority as a human parrot, and only three times in the dive. After catching Garfield's thick skin without causing any huge damage to it, he let out an angry cry, turned around, and directly used his two little paws to lift the small, vinegar, and bottle on the buffet counter in the restaurant! Yes, you read that right, it is a small vinegar bottle!

After Lin You grabbed the small vinegar bottle with his paws, with Garfield holding his washbasin-like head up and confused, he poured the vinegar on Fat Meow's head without hesitation...

"Meow~~wow---!!!" Is this a magical horse? ! ? ! ? ! ? So pungent -! !

Garfield started jumping up and down as a matter of course, and everyone around him suffered disaster, and they were more or less jealous. However, Master Lin You was still not satisfied, so he turned around and grabbed a bunch of small grapes and chased after him. This time, Garfield was prepared, and Lin You accidentally injured all the grapes on Zheng Yuhu.

When Lin You turned around again, under the shocking eyes of everyone, he struggled to lift a small royal durian with his paws, Grandpa Albert, the owner of Fat Cat Garfield, finally couldn't sit still.

"Oh, dear Mu, we haven't seen each other for a long time since Italy. It was a surprise to see you at this luncheon... Well, of course, your pet is also a surprise. "

Although Mu Yanxiao couldn't see what was "terrible" happened, the ups and downs of exclamations and screams made him able to imagine how chaotic the scene was. In fact, Mu Yanxiao was originally worried that his parrot would suffer, but when he heard the particularly classic English, he knew that as a parrot, even if it encounters natural enemies, it will only bully others and animals For the sake of it, people and animals will never bully it!

Look, the result is as expected. In the end, the owner of the fat cat was the first to show weakness~.

Thinking of this, Mu Yanxiao's expression remained unchanged, but his heart was quite turbulent. Nodding slightly in Albert's direction to express friendliness and some unknown 'master's superiority', he said: "Lin Lin, don't play anymore, come back."

At this time, Lin You was just depressed about the heavy durian he was carrying in a twitch. On the one hand, he absolutely couldn't smash it and let himself lose face, but on the other hand... this thing is really too heavy! Hearing the voice of his master in such a dilemma, Master Lin You immediately felt like hearing the sound of heaven, and immediately threw the durian in the direction of Chen Yuhe, and at the same time flapped his wings and flew back as a victor : "Follow the King! Good King!!"

Great King Mu Yanxiao: "..." His master's sense of superiority instantly diminished a lot, because he forgot that his parrot is an intermittent snake spirit.... On this point, even if that Garfield was fatter and stupider, it was still much better than his parrot!

However, Grandpa Albert did not have the sense of sadness that Mu Yanxiao had. Instead, he looked at the parrot that flew to Mu Yanxiao's shoulder with great interest, and the more he looked at it, the brighter his eyes became.

"Oh~ Mu! I can't believe that you have such a smart and clever macaw! My daughter also raised one before, but it not only has a bad voice, but also only eats at home. It’s not as good as this one at all, well, what do you guys say in the East? Oh, yes, it’s spiritual!”

Mu Yanxiao raised the corners of his mouth when he heard the words, and his cold, ferocious handsome face showed a fascinating smile: "You are too much, and I can only have it because of good luck. On the contrary, I heard that you Which generation of direct lineage is the big star's Garfield? I heard that it has won the grand prize in the competition, so it is obedient and clever."

Mu Yanxiao said these few words, even the grandpa of KFC couldn't help laughing, "Haha, Mu, you really can speak well! But our family members are very smart, which is really a happy thing, isn't it? Is it?"

Mu Yanxiao paused slightly when he heard the word family, then his face warmed completely, and he nodded: "You are right, Lin Lin is indeed my important family. Thank you for respecting it so much."

"Oh no no! I just want to be glad you don't think it's weird that I have an animal as family! You know, a lot of my friends don't say anything about it on the surface, but they always don't think so in private Yes." Grandpa Albert said with a meaningful smile: "But in my opinion, if a person can treat animals with sincerity and heart, then his nature will naturally not be bad."

"Mu, about this... you have changed a lot now." Elder Albert looked at Lin You's parrot: "Five years ago, I probably never dreamed that you would have such a gentle aura And, I know how to raise small animals. It's really cute and powerful, isn't it?"

Mu Yanxiao was silent for a moment when he heard the words, he unconsciously thought of himself five years ago. What was he like at that time? Even if he hadn't looked in the mirror, he could be sure that if it was him at that time, he might have thrown it away on the first day he saw Lin Lin, right?

"That's why I said, I am lucky to have it for three lifetimes." Mu Yanxiao said lightly, stroking Lin You's head with his arms bent: "If possible, I hope it can always be with me Beside."

Albert laughed twice when he heard the words: "Oh, compared to this point, Mu, you are happier than me. My Garfield can only live for twenty years at most, and your macaw , it almost has the lifespan to spend with you. Thinking of this makes me jealous, let me see, my Garfield seems to like your Linlin very much too? Look at it bullying it so much, Garfield is still Watching it is neither fierce nor attacking."

At this time, Fat Meow Garfield has been carefully cleaned by Albert's housekeeper and sent to Albert's arms. Garfield is in Albert's arms like Lin You is in Mu Yanxiao's. The shoulders are also well-behaved, but this meow's eyes have never let go of Lin You's parrot's every move.

"Ha, Mu, what do you think? How about I exchange two food factories in Italy and the United Kingdom with you for the custody of Lin Lin? Those two factories are my favorite factories."

As soon as Elder Albert said these words, all kinds of onlookers, especially the businessmen who wanted to hook up with this giant businessman, almost swear! ! What kind of weird rhythm is this? ! A macaw worth tens of thousands of dollars can be exchanged for two factories of a leading European businessman? ! Damn, that's tens of thousands of times the value, okay? ! Isn't the most profitable thing now is not doing business, but raising a parrot that can challenge cats? !

The eyes of the onlookers were reddened, and their breathing was much heavier. They looked at Mu Yanxiao with envy and hatred, and at the same time stared straight at Lin You's parrot, wishing that the parrot was their own. Among them, Zheng Yuhu and Chen Yuhe looked the most ugly. Because the two factories that Elder Albert promised to exchange is one of the goals of their cooperation!

It's just that today is destined to be an educational lesson given to those stupid mortals by the "owners who dote on pets unconditionally". When everyone thought that Mu Yanxiao would agree to this too generous deal without hesitation, First Young Master Mu But the smile on his face disappeared suddenly, the whole person's back was straight, and a fierce and fierce expression suddenly appeared: "Are you joking? I said before that Lin Lin is my family. Do you think I will betray my family?" ?”

Elder Albert laughed twice when he heard the words, and was about to speak, but was ruthlessly interrupted by Mu Yanxiao: "Even if this is a joke, I think I'm not happy. In my opinion, Lin Lin It is a priceless treasure, if you make such a joke again, maybe I will find a way to get Garfield to be Lin Lin's playmate. You also said that they like each other very much, don't you?"

Mu Yanxiao stood up after finishing speaking, ready to leave.

And Grandpa Albert finally knew that he had stepped on a thunder that he thought was still a child in the second stage of middle school. A slip of the tongue.

However, Garfield Fat Cat is indeed the ultimate cute pet of the grandfather. Although its IQ does not know why the two people who were originally good suddenly collapsed, it can be seen that the owner does not want that person Walked with the parrot. Well, although it feels that the parrot will rob it of its welfare in some way, the owner has raised it for seven or eight years. As a successful cute pet, it must share the owner's worries!

So...

Mu Yanxiao was about to take Lin You away when they heard a meow coming from behind. Mu Yanxiao was at a loss, but he clearly felt that the parrot on his shoulder was a little excited. How is this going?

"Meow!" Stay with Master Miao and take you to eat premium tuna! !

Master Lin You·Parrot felt that he really didn't stay because he coveted the tuna, but because his blind master also said that he could cooperate with Grandpa KFC! quack! This is the best of both worlds! !