Adorable and Adorable Ghosts Chapter 158: : Draw my rubber band to make a slingshot
I saw a sedan chair carried by two people appearing at the end of the street amidst the blood-red snow and rain made up of blood-red paper figurines all over the sky outside the window.
Two paper figurines of human height played the role of bearers, their whole body red to the extreme, and they looked extraordinarily different from other little people. A paper man without a parasite attached to it is not scary. But on these two paper figures, everyone felt a fatal threat. It was the breath that was at the same level as them, or even surpassed their level.
If two paper figures exuding S-rank aura can lift the sedan chair, the identity of the person sitting in the sedan chair will be revealed.
The extremely weird sedan chair looks so out of place in this modern city, but it also makes people feel that the people in the sedan chair should be so unique.
Strength is really a good thing. In front of those with strength, it seems that all things and difficulties are no longer difficult problems. Just like the King of Ghosts at the moment, in the streets of the 21st century, no one finds it strange, or even takes it for granted, to run amok in a sedan chair. This is probably the charm of strength, and it is also the reason why it is fundamentally unstoppable.
"What a stinky mouth!"
Lu Huanan slapped himself, looked up at Lu Yao, and wanted to do it for her too, but he is a big man, how can he care about little girls.
"Brother Huanan, are you stupid? Why are you hitting yourself?"
When Lu Yao heard the crisp applause, she turned her head instantly. The soul of gossip in her heart was burning, and she instinctively captured the voice she was most interested in in this extremely tense atmosphere. The only thing that made her feel that there was a fly in the ointment was that the sound of the slap was not very clear, obviously not much force was used.
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Looking at Lu Yao, Lu Huanan's eyes almost flashed like little stars, and suddenly felt that he still had to argue with her. However, although Lu Yao has no brains, his ability to read eyes is still top-notch. Seeing Lu Huanan's stare, she turned her head and looked out the window, trying to keep herself in line with everyone else's actions.
But when she saw it, she was stunned for an instant, and she blurted out: "This person is an idiot! Why don't you sit in a sedan chair in broad daylight? Man Shan, pinch me quickly, I'm afraid You're not filming a costume drama!"
A costume drama? Why do you have some out-of-the-ordinary things in your mind every day? What's going on now, you can still think of costume dramas? Besides, in what era would a costume drama use paper figurines to carry sedan chairs?
Ye Manshan turned her head, and twisted Lu Yao's forearm severely, and deliberately picked the soft flesh inside.
"It hurts...it hurts! What are you doing! I asked you to pinch you! "
Ye Manshan stared: "What's wrong with pinching you? When is it still like this? You haven't finished talking nonsense, have you?"
Lu Yao curled her small mouth, and looked out of the window with an aggrieved face at the extremely luxurious tassel-topped sedan chair. This guy, I'm afraid Sao Baobi made one for himself! Still red! Don't be afraid of making mistakes! She rubbed the aching arm pinched by Ye Manshan, and kept cursing at the sedan chair in her heart.
"What's the matter, I don't want people to talk about it. What age is this, and he has a very flamboyant sedan chair, this person is really sick! My mother said that if you are sick, you have to be cured! Let's talk I can't say a word to remind him? In case that guy is called by me, he will suddenly be enlightened and his thoughts will be sublimated. He will never take a sedan chair again. Whether it is riding a bicycle or a small electric donkey! It is better than this sedan chair Run fast! At the very least, it can save some manpower! Isn't this sedan chair allowed to be carried?"
There were blue veins on Ye Manshan's forehead, she turned her head and grabbed Lu Yao's arm, pushing her out of the formation.
"Come on, come out, go out and give advice to others! Lu Yao! Great God Lu! At this moment, I will give you all the wealth and life of our group of people. Go out and give advice to others Call me! Maybe when people are happy, they may put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha right away! This is a great fortune! It’s enough for you to be virtuous for several lifetimes.”
Lu Yao hurriedly struggled to retreat. She is not stupid! Although I don't know who is sitting in this sedan chair, it must be a BOSS level. If this really made Ye Manshan push her out, let alone being in a good mood, she would immediately become a Buddha after putting down the butcher's knife. Being able to leave her a whole body is probably the blessing she has cultivated in several lifetimes.
"Don't, don't, don't! Don't push me! Manshan, good Manshan! Good Manshan, I was wrong! This task is too difficult. Look at my thin body. Shoulder You can't carry it with your hands, such a thin and petite woman, with no flesh in her body, are you willing to let me be so safe and put me in danger?"
"Don't have two ounces of meat? Just your chest alone, I'm afraid it's several catties!"
Ye Manshan exerted force on her hand, and actually lifted Lu Yao up. Seeing Lu Yao curled up and trembling, she felt powerless in her heart. This girl, if she doesn't get an Oscar statuette, I'm really sorry for her pretentious appearance now!
How could she really throw her out of the formation.
The big formation has been completed, and now she wants to rely on the formation to stop the ghost king, which is undoubtedly a dream. The way of formation has been passed down for a long time, and even Ye Qingyu, a master-level formation mage who is good at military formations, dare not say that he has glimpsed the mystery of it. It can be seen how broad and profound it is.
According to the formation formed by Ye Qingyu, even if the ghost king came in person, he would inevitably die here. However, this formation is really too rough. No material, no base. The whole big formation was drawn by two brushes! It is the result of the two women's painstaking efforts to achieve the current power. In addition, the four images drawn by Ye Manshan are psychic enough, which once again strengthens the basic attributes of the formation. To be honest, as to whether the formation at this time can cope with the full attack of the ghost king, she obviously lacks the confidence in her heart.
Once the formation is broken, she can naturally face the ghost king immediately. But what about the others? She frowned slightly as she looked at the paper figurines that had been floating outside the window for so long and hadn't completely landed on the ground. If other people lose the protection of the formation and fall into the middle of the paper figures, their end is a given.
However, she also can't leave the formation right now. She also didn't have a reasonable solution to this kind of forced attachment and imperceptible spells. It can be done by relying on the formation to cover one's body. But once the formation is activated, she herself is the foundation of the formation, and as the foundation of the formation, how can she face the ghost king?
"Who is this guy?" Ye Manshan lifted Lu Yao up by the collar, hanging in mid-air, she still did not forget to ask the question she wanted to know the most.
Ye Manshan put her on the ground, and gave her an angry look: "Now you know you are afraid? Let me tell you, the one sitting in that sedan chair is the King of Ghosts! You have been asked to practice hard for so long. Well, it’s still a C-level, and it can’t even sense breath, can you help yourself!”
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Lu Huanan and Xiao Liuzi only felt that Ye Manshan's unintentional words at this time completely hurt their hearts that they always thought they were extremely strong. Become a C-rank in half a year! She is still too slow? Moreover, and this girl hasn't practiced seriously at all, okay? Have you ever seen someone who still has halazi when he is cultivating!
They looked at each other and felt from the bottom of their hearts, how can the two of them have a strong heart? That is simply a glass heart that can be broken at the touch of a touch!
In Lu Yao's mind at this moment, only the four words "ghost king" that Ye Manshan said are left! She trembled all over her body, and she took two steps back in fright: "That's... the one who beat you to the last breath?"
"...that one is dead!"
"Um, I mean, is it the same level as that one?"
Everyone couldn't stand it anymore, and said "yes" to her in unison!
Lu Yao's face lost all color in an instant, and there was deep fear in her eyes looking out of the window.
This expression should have been very appropriate for the occasion. But after everyone watched it, not only did they not feel the same feeling, but one after another they became happy. This girl should be treated like this!
The coquettish sedan chair on the street should have arrived at their small hotel very quickly with the footsteps of the two S-rank paper figures. However, I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, the steps of the two paper figures seemed to be quick, but the distance between the steps was pitifully small. They raised their feet, and they only took a little distance.
Xiao Liuzi squinted his eyes and made a total calculation. From the hotel, it is estimated that they took about ten centimeters in one step!
What are they doing? In other words, what exactly does that ghost king want to do?
This is probably the question in the hearts of everyone in the formation at this time.
The aura on the paper man cannot be faked. For the existence of two S-ranks, even if it is a single one carrying the sedan chair, walking like flying is a trivial matter, let alone now they are two carrying the sedan chair together! The weird behavior of the paper man and the ghost king made everyone vigilant, their minds spinning rapidly, thinking about all the meanings contained in their actions.
Is it a deterrent? Want to use this method of approaching step by step to create huge psychological pressure? Everyone's expression changed, and they became more dignified. A ghost-hating ghost king who knows how to play with people's psychology is undoubtedly much more terrifying than those who only know how to wield knives and guns.
Little Six felt a little bit bitter, no wonder he is an art practitioner. Those who dare to love are smart!
The red snow and rain on the street finally drifted away. Looking from the window, the ground is blood red. Moreover, these blood reds are still wriggling non-stop, as if they have turned from snow and rain into waves, and once again launched a fearless impact on the formation.
At this time, the King of Ghosts, through the gap in the curtain in front of the sedan chair, is also observing the small building from the corner of his eye! Looking from a distance, the small, dilapidated, even half-destroyed small hotel was completely shrouded in a golden semicircle, with a little haze. Under the golden light, there were even more Some sci-fi colors. The ghost king doesn't know what science fiction is, but he has seen several similar movies.
In its view, probably all the buildings with strange shapes should be inseparable from science fiction.
It was sitting in the sedan chair, playing with a huge radio the size of two or three palms in its hand, shaking its head, and even tapping its fingers rhythmically on its lap. In the radio, the sound of babbling and babbling is non-stop, and its head is constantly shaking with the rhythm of the opera, and its eyebrows are dancing from time to time, so it is very comfortable.
Actually, the reason why it doesn't want to go fast is far less complicated than everyone thinks. It's just because, if you run too fast, the sedan chair will shake violently! Moreover, the howling wind can always lift the curtain, causing the curtain and the wooden frame to collide with each other, making a rattling sound, which is really annoying and affects its listening to the play!
The sound of the opera gradually became quieter, and a commercial break suddenly started on the radio. The Ghost King frowned, and patted the side wall of the sedan chair. The whole sedan chair suddenly stopped, and suddenly rushed forward!
Taking advantage of the advertising time, it doesn't mind traveling a little longer.
Everyone stood in front of the window, staring dumbfounded at the sedan speeding up instantly, like a sports car driving at 180 mph, whizzing to the front of everyone's hotel.
But before everyone reacted and launched their own attack, the sedan chair rode Juechen around the formation and ran towards the distance. It's just a blink of an eye, and it's already gone so quickly that it's invisible to the naked eye.
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For a while, no one could understand what happened.
That's it, let's go?
First of all, press on step by step to create psychological pressure. Then there was a rapid assault, which caused a psychological gap and caught people off guard. These people can understand. But your subsequent Yiqi Juechen...is it a bit too much?
Excuse me, did you go to the wrong door? Or did you boil hot water at home and forget to turn off the fire before you came out to fight?
Lu Yao paled her little face, and patted her hands: "It's over! This ghost king, I'm afraid he is not a fool! If we really fall into its hands this time, you say, it Will you pull the rubber band on our underwear to make a slingshot and hit other people's glass?"
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For the first time, Xiao Liuzi felt that Lu Yao should actually change his career. Don't do anything, just talk about sketches! This brain hole has simply broken through the sky, and no one can beat it. Still pulling your rubber bands to make a slingshot, hitting other people's glass? Such an old stalk, it's really lucky that you can remember it.
Don't say that everyone's heart is messy.
Even the ghost king at this time is not angry at all! It was ready to get off the sedan chair, but the two rammed goods made a sudden turn and almost threw it out!
"Stop, stop, stop! I ran over! Stop now!"
It roared loudly, and slapped the side wall of the sedan chair hard. It almost lost control of its strength, and punched a hole in the sedan chair it specially made.
When the two paper figures heard the ghost king's shout, they kicked their legs on the ground suddenly, stretched their legs forward, and leaned their whole bodies back to a forty-five degree angle. Stunt - foot brake!
On the concrete floor, four friction marks that were more than ten meters long stretched all the way to the bottom of the sedan chair that had finally stopped. The sedan chair stopped, but it didn't. The whole head went straight to the cross-post of the car door, knocking out a dent in the special alloy that cost a lot of money to customize.