Adorable and Adorable Ghosts Chapter 241: : It makes sense
Li Guang is really speechless, no one can bear to put such a thing on the stall. It's not about being able to communicate at all, it's about being unable to communicate at all, okay?
A group of ghost guards looked at the two of them, and their eyes were about to pop out. Since when did my Lord Yan have such a good temper? Are they drifting away or Lord Yan can't hold the knife anymore? This girl is speaking human words! Then why did they all understand it, but Lord Yan didn't understand it yet. They couldn't stand the cynicism. However, one of the two parties involved understood what they said, and the other understood what they heard. If it is said that there is no flesh and blood transaction involved, who would believe it! Lord Yan, this girl pointed at your nose and called you stupid!
"You, it's really hard for you to say whether you are dead or not..."
Li Guang didn't want to say this at first, because if he said it, it would inevitably be true, but Lu Yao's appearance of not getting money really made it impossible for him not to say it. He understood what he said, if he couldn't understand, this girl would definitely not go back!
"Can you feel that you are still connected to the world? Do you still feel a kind of connection?"
Lu Yao looked at Li Guang in bewilderment, what does this mean? At this point, he actually told himself that he wasn't completely dead? Wait, it doesn't mean you're dead, right? The more she listened, the more confused she felt, and she couldn't even believe her ears.
"I do feel this way. But how do you know? And if I'm not completely dead, why would I appear here?" Lu Yao rolled her eyes, feeling that she was not well. Not dead? She has been wandering in the underworld for half a month, now tell her that she is not completely dead! Lu Yao couldn't help wondering, is this the way things are done in the underworld? Can't even tell if a person is alive or dead? Could it be that he wanted to break the Lord of Hell into a fool when he broke the Four Olds? Even the people below are all normal people?
An inexplicable resentment welled up in her heart.
Is there no human rights in this underworld, or what? Make a speech! The bully doesn't even look at the target. Although she hasn't finished college, she still has nine years of compulsory education, okay? This person was brought down before he was dead. No one can bear this on anyone! Her little temper came up at that time. After living for so many years, I have suffered a lot of grievances, but this kind of grievance is actually the first time I have suffered. She pinched her waist, straightened her waist, stared at Li Guang with wide eyes, and said, "What did you just say? Did you mean that I wasn't completely dead? If I wasn't dead, you got me down to do it!" Well?"
Li Guang was stunned when he heard that, did I get you down? How did you get down by yourself? You don’t have any points in your mind? Why does this still depend on me? That's called a program! Do you understand the program? The body dies, the soul leaves the body. You are the one who automatically entered the underworld, okay? He didn't even assign a ghost job. It's you, Lu Yao, who ran down by himself, okay? He looked at Lu Yao with big eyes and small eyes, especially the way she pinched her waist and stared at her, and he was in a bad mood instantly! This doesn't make any sense, does it?
Suddenly, Li Guang seemed to have returned to the era that made him feel extremely sad. Thinking that he is a dignified god-like existence, but he is mixed up for such a role. To be honest, he really doesn't know where to reason, who can explain this to him!
An existence like Lu Yao is inherently lawless. Not to say how powerful she is. It's just that this girl is simply a scourge. Taking a bath in the fairy pond of the Queen Mother of the West, asking the Taishang Laojun to make alchemy with green grass, and gnawing the lotus heart of Guanyin's lotus platform, it can almost be said that she is a troublemaker, and there is nothing she dare not do in the world. She even ran to the underworld carelessly, gnawed out several sheets of the book of life and death, and complained that the taste was not good.
That is a spiritual creature condensed by the laws of heaven and earth! It doesn't taste good, is that edible? In those few years, the underworld had suffered a catastrophe. No matter how good the spirits were, they couldn't stand such a three-day torment? Either a monkey or a rabbit. But the backstage of these two people is harder than the other. He can't afford to offend any of them. I couldn't beat it again and again, so I could only swallow my anger and barely maintain the appearance of living.
Li Guang didn't want to show timidity in front of Lu Yao, but he didn't dare to be too tough. He could only progress slowly, bit by bit to appease Lu Yao's anger that was almost out of control.
His calm appearance further confirmed the misunderstanding in everyone's mind. All of a sudden, all the ghost messengers present looked at Lu Yao with ambiguous eyes. All of them relaxed completely, and even the sticks they held in their hands became crooked.
Still pretending to be a fart! That's my own!
"Heh! You mean, it's my own fault? A vortex emerges out of nowhere, everyone will be curious, okay? Can you guarantee that you won't reach out and touch it?"
Lu Yao's natural expression made Li Guang even more speechless. The conscience of heaven and earth, when faced with an unknown thing, he specified that he could run as far as he could. Who would go up and touch it when they have nothing to do? But the girl in front of her touched it! He also feels confident, silly and bold. As soon as you touch it, you can touch his boundary...
"No, let's not dwell on this problem anymore. The problem now is that you can go back!"
Li Guang deliberately slowed down the tone of the last three words, speaking with great caution.
This is still positive! Countless people who came down desperately wanted the opportunity. He didn't believe that she wouldn't be tempted, that her obsession with the world could be let go so easily. He was right, Lu Yao really couldn't let go of everything in Yangjian, but she is not in a hurry to leave now.
"I can leave later!"
Not only Li Guang, everyone stared at the girl in front of them with their eyes wide open. This guy can! Is it true that the yamen of the underworld is a good hall, so you can come and go whenever you want? Others cried and wanted to go back, and were even willing to pay any price for it, but this girl was fine. What does this mean? Lay off?
The bull head and horse face really want to cry. As soon as I came down, I lost him, and finally found him. But now it's good, people don't want to leave again! Seeing Li Guang wishing he could eat their eyes, they panicked completely. Conscience of heaven and earth, this underworld is full of ghosts, it's really not a good place! Look at the ghosts all over the street, they are either missing eyes or half of their faces. With this kind of virtue and the appearance of the city, why are you still reluctant to leave? If they had this chance, they would just wrap up their bedding and get out of here. How nice is Yangjian! All kinds of beautiful women with long legs, white and bright, full of vitality. It's much better than the big green legs in the underworld, isn't it?
"You, why don't you want to go back? You didn't say that when you first came down!"
Lu Yao spread her hands and said, "Don't take it for granted. It's still sunny, so you can just leave? How do I know what's going on up there? How long have you been up there? Advocating cremation, okay! If I go up and my body is turned into ashes and put in a box, then I have to come down!"
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When the bull head and horse face heard it, they stopped talking immediately. What else can I say? What people say makes sense, right?