The Millennium After Dying Young Chapter 77: Why do you have to fight and kill?
After reaching this conclusion, Liu Zhuangzhuang collapsed, mumbled, took out his mobile phone, and prepared to call the police.
Xu Le held him back, and explained: "Calling the police cannot solve the problem of hallucinations."
"Illusion?" Liu Zhuangzhuang was stunned for a moment, then he jumped up as if someone had stepped on his toes, and shouted, "How could it be an illusion? The broken lock and the computer are the best proofs." Ah!"
"There are also surveillance cameras on the main road. As long as you can find those cameras, you can prove that everything I said is true!"
Xu Le lay back on his chair and said with a smile, "Then what? Taking a picture of you being chased by cats and dogs can prove that these cats and dogs are all good? As the owner of the shop, the little pets are chasing you Run, is it reasonable?"
"Then..."
Liu Zhuangzhuang was stunned. The only evidence was proved to be useless before it was presented, so broken!
"Actually, have you ever considered a problem?" Xu Le leaned forward, nodded his head, and said, "The main problem lies with you."
"Think about it every day and dream at night, you are under too much pressure, so you will have this incredible hallucination."
"The lock and the computer..."
"Of course you broke it yourself. You've been under a lot of pressure recently, right? So I also understand that this happens to you, it's normal."
"This...how is it possible? Why don't I have any memory?" Liu Zhuangzhuang opened his mouth wide. Frankly speaking, he also tends to think that everything is his own hallucination. After all, the scene last night was too terrifying.
But what Xu Le said is too outrageous,
Lock, the computer is all made by myself, how could it be possible that I have no impression at all?
Seeing that Liu Zhuangzhuang didn't believe it, Xu Le lit a cigarette, took a puff and said, "Let me tell you a classic case."
"The school is about to take the college entrance examination, and there is a male student in the dormitory, um, let's call it A. His pre-examination syndrome is quite serious, and he is anxious all day long. In order to distract his attention, he talks about going home and eating watermelon every day. things."
"One day, boy B, who was watching Xiao Huang Wen in the same dormitory in the middle of the night, saw A in the lower berth get up. With a kitchen knife in his hand, A walked past the classmates in the lower berth one by one, and then They knocked on their heads. The next day, I asked him what dream he had last night, and A said that he dreamed that he went back to the countryside to pick watermelons, but unfortunately none of them were ripe."
Liu Zhuangzhuang was silent for a while and said, "So, are you joking with me? Trying to relieve my pressure?"
"Of course not!"
Xu Le paused for a moment, and concluded: "So you see, people who are under too much pressure will go crazy. Sometimes they can't control themselves well, so let's relax."
Liu Zhuangzhuang: "..."
"Don't worry, you are not as perverted as the boy A in the story, but if you continue like this, I'm afraid it's almost the same. Too much pressure will lead to this kind of fantasy picture similar to being persecuted and delusional. In fact, everything is you You did it yourself, but you forget it when you wake up. If you still don’t believe it, just contact the police, but I hope you can contact a psychiatrist, your situation is not serious, and you should be fine after three or five courses of treatment.”
After hearing this, Liu Zhuangzhuang turned pale.
Xu Le ignored him and took out his phone to continue reading.
Xiao Hei went back to the house as soon as he pouted his buttocks, obviously he couldn't listen anymore.
For a long time, Liu Zhuangzhuang seemed to have made up his mind, swallowed his saliva and said, "I see, thank you." After speaking, he walked away tremblingly.
Looking at Liu Zhuangzhuang's back, Xu Le let out a long sigh. He actually succeeded in fooling a normal person into a mental illness, which is amazing.
However, Xu Le doesn't feel guilty about this. Compared with letting him know about things beyond reality in the demon world, mental illness is more down-to-earth and easier to accept, right?
That's all for the morning.
At noon, Liu Zhuangzhuang came over again, and he told Xu Le that he went for psychological counseling this morning and felt much better now. It's just that the consumption is a bit high. It costs 8,000 yuan for a course of treatment, which is very painful. Xu Le dismissed him, saying that money is something outside of him, blah blah blah, and sent him away.
Being the owner of the monster shop is a kind of chance. Xu Le decided to let him discover it by himself. In the future, there may be many benefits that cannot be said to the outside world.
After one o'clock, the weather suddenly turned cloudy, with a tendency to rain.
It was at this time that Gu Yue'er came in. Today, she was dressed in a relatively clear dress, with a short skirt and long, snow-white legs, which made many passers-by salivate.
But Xu Le just glanced at her indifferently, then pointed in Xiao Hei's direction and said, "It's over there, if you have something to do, go find it yourself." After speaking, he continued to look at his phone.
In the past few days, Gu Yue'er has been running here, she didn't pay attention at first, but now she finally understands her intentions, she actually wants to borrow Xiao Hei.
It is naturally inconvenient for Xu Le to decide this kind of thing, he is not outrageous enough to treat Xiao Hei as a pet. And as a wise alien beast, of course he has his own ideas about this kind of thing.
It wants to agree, and Xu Le will not stop it.
Gu Yueer gritted her teeth and looked at Xiao Hei.
The black cat yawned, Gu Yueer took two steps back, her little face turned pale.
Gu Yueer begged: "Uncle, just help me this time, really, once, just once!"
Xu Le didn't say a word.
Gu Yue'er said again: "Uncle, this is really important to me, whether or not the sect can be revitalized, that's all there is to it!" Gu Yue made a pitiful look.
Xu Le looked up at her, and said seriously: "This is the first time I've heard that the revitalization of the sect is determined by a martial arts competition."
"..." Gu Yue'er's face was blushing, and she eagerly explained: "No, what I mean is, if you can win the championship, you can make a name for yourself..." Before she finished speaking, Xu Le interrupted.
"From the beginning to the end, I never said that I would not help you. Xiao Hei is over there, and you can invite it yourself." After Xu Le finished speaking, he went directly to the bedroom, obviously not wanting to waste any more words.
He has no interest in sect disputes and the like, and he doesn't want to get involved.
As a mortal with nothing but good looks,
Xu Le's goal is simple.
Have a complete family.
There is a store under my name, just do some small business, so as not to make myself too boring.
If you have spare money, you can build hundreds of houses and rent them out.
At the end of each quarter, send group messages to collect more than 100,000 yuan in rent.
Although life like this is poor, it is important to be fulfilled!
That's life, isn't it?
Why do you have to fight and kill?
Xu Le really couldn't figure out Gu Yueer's brain circuit.
Seeing Xu Le enter the door, Gu Yueer glanced at Xiao Hei, turned around and ran away.
Facing Xiao Hei one-on-one, how could she have the courage to stay and continue to pursue.
Just because of this, the mood will naturally not get better. I thought Xu Le would definitely help with Aunt Wang's relationship.
Until now, she didn't know how naive she was.
People don't take themselves seriously at all!
Gu Yue'er left depressed, Xu Le's side couldn't work, she had to find a way to improve her cultivation, otherwise, she could only be reduced to cannon fodder in the Yujian Conference.