The Sabbath Chapter 114: Ronggui and Xiaomei who were misunderstood
A reader from another world tweeted that if Ma Fan was a hardworking person who got up early, what he would see when he opened the door early in the morning was: two bald naked corpses staring at him on the big red bed.
Hmm, Ma Fan is indeed a hardworking person who gets up early, but he is also considerate. He gets up early to wash himself up. There's a knock on the door.
Ronggui was still sleeping on his back, but Xiaomei was woken up by his knock.
Even if the machine is turned off to clear the memory and charge it, Xiaomei still does not give up her vigilance. Xiaomei installed a program that "it will automatically turn on when it receives a certain sound".
The door knocking sound is also one of the "specific sounds".
"Understood, we will get up." If it was the first time when she met Ronggui, Xiaomei would probably not pay attention to other people's knocks on the door, let alone respond to them. Of course, if it was Xiaomei at that time, It is estimated that there will be no "shut down to sleep" behavior.
"Okay, I'll wait for you at the door and take you to the cafeteria to eat and smell!" Ma Fan's brisk and energetic voice came from the door.
Hearing the sound of the other party's footsteps gradually moving away, Xiaomei sat up straight from the big red quilt.
Looking at the time habitually, the current time is five o'clock in the morning.
Xiaomei: =-=What are you doing so early?
Xiaomei didn't realize that his life has become very regular under the influence of Ronggui.
The two little robots get up at 6 o'clock every day on average, and they start up a little earlier. In Xiaomei's mind, it is considered an "unreasonable" thing.
In no rush to wake Ronggui up, Xiaomei first got up and dressed herself, and then tore off the red quilts on the two of them from the bed, and he left, Ronggui was still covered with the quilt, so This move is equivalent to tearing the quilt off Ronggui's body.
If it was a human body, er, it might be a little cold, but the two of them are robots, and they don't feel much under the quilt. It was Ronggui who insisted on sleeping like he was sleeping, and the two of them carried bedding everywhere.
Of course, they have successively purchased the bedding in the two cities of Yedehan and Sisiro, but now they have not taken the bedding from Rhubarb.
Xiaomei folded the quilt and started to put on her shoes.
When he was putting on his shoes, he inevitably squatted down. He was squatting beside the bed to put on his shoes. When I looked, the sky-like pupils of the little robot met with a pair of trembling little eyes inside.
It's the chicken.
I was caught by Ronggui yesterday. When I entered the house, Ronggui threw it on the ground. In the blink of an eye, the little thing disappeared. Ronggui said don't worry about it, let it go Just adapt to the environment by yourself, Xiaomei, well, Xiaomei actually didn't plan to care about it from the beginning.
But from this point of view, this little guy probably stayed under the bed for a whole night, "acclimatizing".
Looking at Xiaomei with wet eyes, Xiaoji's body is still trembling slightly, looking down, Xiaomei is under the bed, under Xiaoji's body
A small puddle of chicken shit.
Xiaomei: =-=
Without saying a word, Xiaomei waved her hand blankly.
The little thing immediately jumped away from the chicken **** with its little wings.
Xiaomei then put on the mask she carried with her, got under the bed, and began to carefully examine
Clean up chicken shit.
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He cleaned up very carefully. First, he sprayed the softening spray (which he carried with him) on the poop, and then used a small shovel (which he carried with him) to shovel down the softened poop. He used a small brush and a small dustpan (also Carry it with you) to sweep the poo into the dustpan, and finally, wipe the floor down with the rag (still carried with you).
After all this was done, Xiaomei looked around for a week, making sure that there was no more chicken **** under the bed, and then he climbed out from under the bed with a blank expression, and—
As soon as he came out, he felt two slender legs hanging down from both sides of his head.
Before he could react, the next second, he felt that his head and neck were tightly clamped by those two thin legs!
With difficulty, he turned his head 180 degrees upward from the opponent's shackles, and the expressionless face of the little robot with sky blue eyes met the panicked face of the little robot with **** eyes.
Ronggui: Oh! ! !
Xiaomei: =-=
Then Ronggui immediately let go of his legs, he hurriedly explained: "Just when I got up, I saw a big head crawling out from between my legs, it scared me to death! Why is it you!"
"Oh my god! Xiaomei, what are you doing under the bed instead of sleeping in bed this morning?"
Xiaomei:
Xiaomei really didn't want to say that he went in to clean up bird droppings, so he didn't say anything.
Maintaining the posture of kneeling and sitting between Ronggui's legs, the two little robots froze.
At this moment——
"Xiaomei, Agui, how are you two preparing? I've been waiting for you at the door for a long time—" With Ma Fan's loud voice coming from the door, there was a "click", and the door was closed. Pushed outside.
Across Xiaomei (with a blank face) in the middle, Ronggui and Ma Fan looked at each other from a distance.
Ronggui watched Ma Fan's expression first relaxed and leisurely, then quickly turned into surprise, and finally a large blush flooded the young vampire's face.
"Ahhhhh! Sorry! I interrupted you!" He yelled and closed the door vigorously. Ma Fan ran away with a red face.
Ronggui: =口=
His reaction was not fast, at first he didn't realize what the other person meant, until he instinctively wanted to ask Xiaomei, he lowered his head, squatted up and sat between his legs When the expressionless blue eyes of Xiaomei.
Ronggui: =口=iii
Holy shit! I was misunderstood!
Embracing the bald head, Ronggui wanted to yell to vent, but after a while his eyes met Xiaomei again.
Xiaomei still looked at him blankly, looking carefully, Ronggui felt that he could almost see the little question marks dotted beside Xiaomei's head
The silver-white mechanical hand was still gripping the big bald head, but he couldn't make a sound. The expression on his face changed several times, and finally turned into a weak smile.
"Xiaomei, good morning." As always, Ronggui asked Xiaomei early.
"Good morning." Xiaomei replied as always, with a blank expression on her face.
After replying, Xiaomei got up from her original position. When she got up, she happened to see Ronggui's shoes at hand. He picked them up and handed them to Ronggui.
After finishing all this, he went straight to the direction of the trash can - dumping chicken shit.
Ronggui started to shake off Xiaomei's folded clothes the night before and put them on. When he was getting dressed, Xiaomei had already cleaned up the small brushes and dustpans after use. Seeing that Ronggui had got off the bed, he Just come straight over and continue making the bed.
Xiaomei is really capable
While fastening the buttons, Ronggui looked at Xiaomei in admiration.
It's just that I don't care much about the clothes.
Noticing a few pressure marks on Xiaomei's clothes, Ronggui immediately took out the spray that he carried with him from his pocket, pulled Xiaomei to spray a few times, and then gently pulled Xiaomei's clothes, and Xiaomei's clothes became smooth .
After checking Xiaomei, Ronggui turned around again, asking Xiaomei to see if there was anything wrong with her.
After both of them confirmed, Ronggui took Xiaomei out.
Ronggui took the lead to go out, and Xiaomei was responsible for closing the door.
When closing the door, Xiaomei suddenly heard a weak "chirp" sound from behind the crack of the door, and he immediately fixed the door panel that was about to close in place.
Looking down at the crack of the door, not long after, accompanied by a weak "chirp", a small head poked its head out of the crack of the door.
The wet little eyes looked at Xiaomei.
Xiaomei didn't move.
The little body quickly got out from behind the crack of the door, and then, the furry little guy waved his little fleshy wings and ran towards Ronggui's back.
Xiaomei:
He closed the door slowly.
Ma Fan at the door was talking to Ronggui shyly and timidly. Seeing Xiaomei coming out, although Ma Fan was a little embarrassed, he still greeted Xiaomei, and then led the two of them along the wooden bridge to the place where they went yesterday. Go to the hotel.
"It's the shop of Uncle Grandpa—that is, Grandpa Allen's shop. His shop is the largest. Grandpa Zeng usually lives with him, and we eat three meals a day there." While explaining.
"However, the people who cook are different. Grandpa Allen makes another schedule, and different people cook every day."
"Maybe you are not used to it? The appearance of so many people eating together every day is also stipulated by Grandpa Allen."
"Grandpa Zeng is getting old, he likes to be lively."
Alan's voice is not loud, although he looks like a standard foreigner with blond hair and blue eyes, but don't say what he said, he is really his fellow countryman
"We used to eat together as a family. There were too many people and we had to grab the food. But now that we come here, the food is the most delicious at that time."
"Huh?" Ma Fan was stunned, looking at the little robot Ronggui who was talking and laughing with him beside him, he originally wanted to say that you are not a robot, can't robots not eat?
However, he quickly realized: robots are also transformed from normal people, and Ronggui must have used his own body to eat in the past.
For this simple and half-grown young man, the mechanical body is a choice he had to make when he had a serious problem with his original body. After all, how wonderful it is to be able to breathe and eat delicious meals?
So he was considerate and didn't ask any more questions.
Chatting all the way and going all the way, time will pass quickly, and after a while, they will arrive at the restaurant they visited yesterday.
"Here we come!" Before entering the door, Ma Fan shouted happily, and then——
He was hit **** the head with a rice spoon.
"You idiot! I asked you to come here before 5:45 to prepare breakfast for the guests! Why did you bring the guests over?!" The same blond man.
"Huh? I thought you wanted me to bring guests over for dinner," Ma Fan whispered, hugging his head aggrievedly.
"It's okay! If possible, I'd like to see how you cook." Ronggui hurried over to smooth things over: "I haven't eaten the food from my hometown for a long time, and I actually don't know how to cook it. If I can learn a few tricks It would be the best if you can cook and eat by yourself in the future"
Mar Fan's father readily agreed.
Ronggui immediately happily followed him into the back kitchen, and then—
Not long after, he ran out from inside with a pale face.
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The ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny. How could he forget that the main ingredients here are bugs?
The moment he saw those wriggling big white bugs, Ronggui immediately ran out.
Xiaomei didn't run away and took Ronggui's place. He stayed and learned to cook with Ma Fan's father.
Instead, Ma Fan came out with Ronggui. Seeing Ronggui's nauseous look, he reflexively went over to give him a pat on the back, but he realized after he finished: Hey? The opponent is a robot
With Ronggui, it is really easy to ignore his robot appearance.
That's weird.
With that in mind, Ma Fan suggested to Ronggui: "Cooking requires more than bugs, we also need vegetables, or else, you will pick vegetables with me?"
Ronggui readily agrees.
Therefore, Xiaomei stayed in the kitchen to learn how to cook, while Ronggui started a beautiful day in the vegetable garden full of hometown flavor.