I Got Stronger By Using Copper Coins Until I Am Invincible Chapter 7: Drinking between monks and Taoists
Gao Ming felt very unlucky today!
Just spent a lot of money, bought a Taoist robe, and got a set of props to play tricks on ghosts, but just at the beginning of the game, I ran into a colleague who came to smash the scene.
Who would have thought that such a brat would have such a high level of morality.
I have been in this industry for decades, and my peers, whoever sees me, can't help but bow my eyebrows and cup my fists, and respectfully offer an old senior?
I can't even see the tricks of a brat!
You shouldn't be greedy for that one tael of silver! Boom him and leave, will he be fine?
Thinking of this, I wish I could give myself two slaps.
I didn't read the almanac when I went out, the old Taoist admitted it this time!
"Er Zhuzi looks like a fool, he slipped faster than anyone else at the critical moment, and he didn't give me a hand. Ha, you are an ungrateful thing!!"
Gao Ming supported the tree trunk, while wiping the cold sweat from his brow, he panted heavily.
At this moment, a laughing voice came from afar.
"Da Xian'er, I see that you are not young, but you have a strong body. If you don't pay attention, you will run out of the city. This makes me chase after it."
Gao Ming trembled, followed the sound with a mournful face.
Under the sunlight, there was a young boy with a cut head in a strange dress, looking at him with a smile, who is it not Yu Xiu?
"It's endless? Isn't it endless? We're all in the same company, can't we leave a way to survive! Do you want money? Well, well, I'll give it to you!"
After finishing speaking, Gao Ming took out a few taels of snowflake silver, threw it on the ground, turned around and left.
Yu Xiu crossed his arms, leaned against the willow tree with crooked neck, and shook his head:
"Da Xianer, please stop and take the money back."
Gao Ming looked at him suspiciously, wanted to pick up the silver, but hesitated.
Yu Xiu smiled and said:
"Da Xian'er, I see that the hidden weapon in your mouth is related to me, I don't know..."
Gao Ming said angrily:
"Impossible! This is robbery, I want to report to the police!"
Yu Xiu laughed out loud:
"You charlatan, a street mouse, tell me about the government? Okay, report it!"
Gao Ming gritted his teeth, took out an extremely delicate wooden tube from his mouth, and threw it to Yu Xiu:
"This is the hidden weapon of the Tang Sect of Xishu, the soul-breaking needle barrel, with three needles in each cylinder, hidden in the mouth, and three silver needles can be issued without anyone noticing while speaking. Alas, I am unlucky , you put it in your mouth, put the base of your tongue against the mechanism behind the barrel, and it will open."
Yu Xiu first tapped the syringe with a tree branch, and after confirming that there was no danger, he put it in his pocket and said with disgust:
"It's disgusting to have drool on you for so many years. Okay, let's go."
Gao Ming picked up the silver, turned around and ran.
"Wait!!"
Gao Ming had just run a few steps when he was called to stop, he blew his beard and stared at him and said:
"My most valuable thing is this thing."
But Yu Xiu said with a smile:
"Undress."
"What??"
"Undress!"
Gao Ming looked at him incredulously, his hands and feet began to tremble
I've been an old man for decades, but I didn't expect to end up losing my life at the end of the day?
Cover your neckline tightly:
"I'm old, what do you want to do?? Let me tell you, you can't be humiliated!!"
It is a branch after repairing:
"Old chicken thief, you want to fart. I don't have such a strong taste! I see that your robe is destined for me."
After half a bowl of tea.
"It's agreed to let me go!! You bastard... woo!! woo!!!"
But I saw an old Taoist priest with a stinky sock hanging from the tree with his crooked neck hanging from his mouth.
Yu Xiu was wearing a large green robe, holding a bamboo pole with a piece of white cloth hanging on it, with eight characters written:
The ancients know the present, and the immortals guide the way.
Just like a little magic stick.
He walked towards the city with a smile, and waved his hands to the back:
"Da Xian'er, see you again!"
"Woo! Woo!!! Woooooo!!!"
Gao Ming, who left behind many tears, struggled on the tree.
It took about half the effort to inject incense.
Yu Xiu returned to Huiyan Tower.
The waiter at the door saw him dressed like this, but he didn't stop him, and said in admiration:
"The little Taoist priest upstairs, please, what do you want to eat?"
Yu Xiu waved his sleeves:
"Ten catties of Moutai!"
Xiaoer said in a daze:
"What? If the guest officer wants to find a toilet, go out of the building and turn right!"
Yu Xiudao:
"Okay, then serve your best wine!"
It's not my treat anyway.
After finishing speaking, he strode upstairs.
Just as Xiaoer was about to say "Okay", he suddenly felt something was wrong and muttered softly:
"Are monks and priests drinking alcohol these days??"
When Yu Xiu stepped on the second floor, he saw in the corner, an extremely fat and tall monk pouring himself a drink, who is it not the monk who does not quit?
There were already three wine jars empty on the table, but the monk's eyes became brighter and brighter.
Yu Xiu laughed out loud:
"Great monk, the poor are here to drink!"
The monk who does not quit is strange:
"Why are you dressed like this?"
Yu Xiu sat down in front of him, stood aside the bamboo pole with a white cloth hanging on it, and said with a serious face:
"The poor Taoist teacher studied in Shushan, and his Taoist name is Hanzhou. He is a monk. Come, drink!"
After finishing speaking, he picked up the wine bowl and touched Monk Bujie.
Both of them drank in one gulp.
The non-precept monk looked amazed, it was the first time he met a monk who did not follow the rules and precepts like himself, and he immediately liked it:
"Your taoist robe looks familiar..."
But I can't figure out his origin in my heart.
Shushan. . What sect is this?
Could it be a branch of Tang Sect in Western Shu? Impossible, how could those sneaky thieves become Taoist priests?
Yu Xiu let out a long sigh:
"Pindao went down the mountain this time, aiming at that charlatan. That charlatan, under the banner of our Shu Mountain, bluffs and deceives everywhere, ruining the reputation of our sect. Hehe, Pindao has already hung him on the tree Go, that, and seized this vicious hidden weapon."
After finishing speaking, he threw the broken soul needle on the table.
The great monk stroked his bald head and said proudly:
"The Sa family thinks that you Shushan Daomen are quite suitable for me! Lao Shizi is a bullshit, go to hell~IndoMTL.com~ come and do it!"
Yu Xiu blushed a little:
"Our Shushan Taoism is inherited from the Quanzhen sect. We cannot marry, we are vegetarians, and we are not afraid of the master's jokes. I also secretly drink and eat meat behind my back."
The two of them had a bowl on the left and a bowl on the right, and three wine jars were emptied in a short while.
Yu Xiu was a little overwhelmed.
He glanced around from the corner of his eye, and there was a man and a woman sitting at the table in the left corner.
The girl is about thirteen or fourteen years old, wearing a light yellow silk shirt, petite and cute, with lively eyes, looking straight at their table.
The man was wearing a bamboo hat, so he couldn't see his face clearly.
Yu Xiu has the bottom line in his heart, Qu Yang and her grandson Qu Feiyan are indeed here!
But Naqu Feiyan Shi Shiran came over, facing Yu Xiudao:
"Little brother, it is written on your bamboo pole that the gods guide the way, and you know the past and the present. Is it true?"
Seeing that Yu Xiu was not a few years older than him, and having a drink with a monk, she must be a charlatan, so she suddenly became playful and wanted to play tricks on him.
Yu Xiu nodded without changing his complexion:
"The cultivation base of the poor Tao is still shallow, and the investigation cannot reveal the past life and the next life, but can only calculate the fate of this life."
It's not a smoker's belly
With a big tone, he said with a sweet smile:
"Da Xian'er is so powerful! Can you help the little girl do the math?"
Yu Xiu inexplicably felt that these words were somewhat familiar.
It seems that I just told someone not long ago.
Yu Xiu smiled and said:
"If the smoke is not smoke, if the clouds are not clouds, if the clouds are not clouds, the clouds will be gloomy, and the clouds will be bleak."
Qu Feiyan was shocked.
Is this Taoist priest really capable? Say my name right out of your mouth?
At this moment, Qu Yang said:
"Feifei, don't mess around. Come back."