Mutated Tao Chapter 34: Happy God

Just when Li Huowang felt that he was about to lose consciousness, he stretched his hand into his waist and pulled it. The moment the extremely piercing bell rang, the uncomfortable feeling quickly subsided.

With a sound of "Bump!", the back of Li Huowang's head hit the ground heavily, making his brain buzz.

Ignoring the pain in his head, Li Huowang gritted his teeth and continued to shake the brass bell in his hand vigorously, almost being slapped by this guy.

The edge of the Eight Immortals Table, the bamboo poles used to build the platform, and the edges of the tablets of the ancestors of the Hu family, all the lines now began to twist, and quickly condensed into a weird aggregate.

Following Li Huowang, who was suffering from a splitting headache, he pointed with his finger, Master You rushed towards the fake Lu Zhuangyuan who was retreating.

Seeing that the other party has a helper, the thing wanted to escape, but it was already too late, Master You had already come to it.

But it didn't get close to Lu Zhuangyuan's body, instead it went directly to the ground, where the black shadow illuminated by the lantern burrowed.

When the lines on Master You's body were like sharp knives, cutting the shadow of the little-footed woman into pieces, the thing screamed like a wild beast, and fell to the ground struggling desperately.

"So the body of this thing is the shadow on the ground? No wonder it's useless to cut its body in half." This thought flashed through Li Huowang's mind.

Under Master You's attack, the fake Lu Zhuangyuan that thing turned into quickly deflated like a leaking air bag, and the human-shaped shadow on the ground spread rapidly, finally forming a pool of foul-smelling sticky black liquid.

Just when Li Huowang thought everything was over,

With a sound of "swipe", Master You rushed back quickly, and quickly spun around him.

"What's going on? Is it possible that there is more?" Li Huowang began to intensify the ringing action that was just about to slow down.

Seeing that hiding didn't work, the woman with small feet flashed out from a wriggling line in the distance, and stood there staring gloomyly at this side.

"It's not this one that just became Lu Zhuangyuan, it has two." Just as Li Huowang was thinking this way, another woman with small feet split from her, and began to divide more and more, and the division became more and more. smaller.

More than one, several women with small feet jumped out from the twisted lines around them, and also began to get smaller and smaller.

Following Li Huowang's finger pointing, Mr. You rushed up and began to attack the palm-sized little-footed women around him.

But no matter how fast they attack, they can't split as fast. These identical little-footed women surround Li Huowang, while splitting, they open their blood-red cherry mouth slightly, and start twisting their weird body, using their extremely sharp The thin voice began to sing the ballad.

"Happy God, happy God smiles, dresses in a friendly way."

"The God of Joy dances, the God of Joy makes trouble, and the red ink sticks to the household."

"The **** of joy is angry, the **** of joy is sad, and the incense head and lantern are as bright as the sea."

"The **** of joy is hungry, the **** of joy is hungry, the left hand is heart and the right hand is intestines, the village head is here to welcome the **** of joy~!"

The moment they finished singing, their entire bodies exploded instantly, and some kind of black substance splashed out of their bodies, completely dyeing all the wriggling and twisting spaces around them black.

Although he didn't know what the other party was doing, Li Huowang sensed something was wrong at this moment, stopped the rattle in his hand, and prepared to retreat first.

But in the next second, his feet were nailed in place like a nail, and Li Huowang raised his head straight up, looking at the sky directly above, with a dim, faint guidance from nowhere.

It was extremely dark there, and there was nothing there, but Li Huowang noticed something, there must be something very grand moving in the darkness.

"Happy God?"

As soon as this idea came out, Li Huowang saw silhouettes, large and small, begin to emerge in the darkness, "No, that thing sensed my thoughts! I must leave here immediately."

Li Huowang thought so, but his body didn't do it that way. His body became excited, his breathing became short of breath, and the veins on his face popped up. in something.

The black outline became clear and distorted, and Li Huowang could already see it! The bloodshot eyes in his eyes even started to burst due to excitement, and two blood tears slowly slipped from his eyes.

"I can't watch it anymore! I can't watch it anymore!! Close your eyes quickly!!" Li Huowang struggled with all his strength, but it was useless.

Li Huowang can already see Xishen's head, if that large string of chaotic sticky things can really be called a head.

Just as the thing was about to come out of the darkness, a very special "da da" sound suddenly sounded.

Then the thing in the darkness stopped suddenly, and suddenly shrank a lot into the dark sky, as if something in the darkness was pulling it.

Suddenly there was an extremely loud rooster crowing sound, and the darkness in the sky burst like a mirror.

Accompanied by the cracking sound of bones, Li Huowang regained consciousness with his head up. He lowered his head suddenly, put his hands on the ground, and looked at the stone bricks on the ground, panting heavily.

"What the **** did those little-footed women summon? What happened just now?!" All kinds of unanswered questions popped up in his mind.

Holding the Eight Immortals Table beside him, Li Huowang sat up with difficulty. He looked up, but there was nothing in the sky, as if everything just now was fake.

The sky is already dark, and the fifth watch has passed, and the Hu family will come to pick up their ancestors soon.

The stage in the distance was still ringing at this time, Lu Zhuangyuan and the others did indeed sing for a whole night, even though they seemed to be staggering due to the influence of the bell, their voices were hoarse, but they didn't stop singing for a moment. Dare to stop.

Looking at the various black tablets beside him, Li Huowang realized belatedly that the clicking sound just now seemed to be the sound of the spirit tablets hitting the table at the same time.

Li Huowang looked at the tablets of the ancestors of the Hu family in surprise, "Could it be that they helped me just now?"

After thinking about it carefully, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was a possibility, so he quickly stood still, and performed a breeze-watching ritual to the half-immortal tables with tablets, "Thank you for your help."

As soon as he finished the salute, the tablets suddenly began to tremble slightly, and the trembling sound became louder and louder. "Da da da da da"

Looking at the intrusive scene in front of him, Li Huowang took a half step back vigilantly while holding the bell in his hand.

"What's the situation? Thank you for all the gifts and thank you for something bad? It's almost dawn. If you don't go back, what are you waiting for?"

But just when Li Huowang thought so, with a "swipe", all the tablets on the Eight Immortals table in front of him fell back together,

Then a familiar and ethereal voice sounded from Li Huowang's ears, making him feel as if his body had fallen into a piercing ice cave. "Baby..."