Mutated Tao Chapter 54: Master You
"Touch!" The huge wooden stick hit the ground heavily, raising a thick layer of dust.
Immediately afterwards, the heavy stick was lifted high and fell heavily.
Li Huowang, who was supported by Bai Lingmiao, stood aside, holding up the wooden fool.
Although the injury on the neck has not recovered, after a few days of lying in the body to recover, he can barely stand up.
"Hardly! Hit harder!" Li Huowang shouted from the side.
Beside the bonfire, Lu Zhuangyuan walked over with a smile holding two whole grain steamed buns. "Master Xiaodao, what are you doing? The movement is strange."
"Hehe, it's nothing. It would be a waste for such a big man to carry people and luggage here. Train him."
"Ah, that's a good relationship, that's a good relationship." Lu Zhuangyuan nodded while retreating.
Li Huowang looked again at the sweaty idiot in front of him with his upper body naked.
Don't look at this guy's bad brain, but his body is really good, Li Huowang looked at his hulking body and thought to himself.
"Such a big guy can't deal with other things, at least it should be enough to deal with ordinary robbers."
This is Li Huowang's plan. To improve the strength of people like himself, it is not enough to rely solely on the two methods with huge negative effects, Mr. You and Dan Yangzi. original way.
Never mind being barbaric or not, something is better than nothing.
It doesn't matter if you meet the enemy in the future, you can assist by the side, or when you get sick, you can guard by the side.
"Okay! It's a hundred times, you can rest!"
Hearing this, the bald fool threw the wooden stick in his hand, gasped heavily and strode towards the campfire.
He didn't care about going to rest, and without a word, he took the extra-large rice bowl that belonged to him, and started to drink noodles in a sputtering manner.
After a while, the catty of noodles was eaten again, but the silly big man who had just exercised was obviously very hungry, so he walked to the **** pot and started to use a bowl to scoop up noodles again.
Looking at him eating another catty, Li Huowang felt a little bit embarrassed, he really is poor and wealthy, but fortunately he still has some money, otherwise he would really be poor by him.
At this moment, Li Huowang suddenly thought of something, raised his hand and took out his own bell.
Looking at the Dao bell in his hand, Li Huowang recalled in his mind, the smashed and smashed Mr. You.
"Is this thing still usable?" Li Huowang had a faint question mark in his heart.
In this bizarre world, having this thing is a big deal.
"Let's go, help me to the nearby forest." Li Huowang said to Bai Lingmiao.
Li Huowang stopped until he couldn't hear the sound from the campfire.
"You go back first." But this time Bai Lingmiao didn't listen to him.
"You pee, I just don't look at it..."
The other party's words made Li Huowang a little dumbfounded, "I'm not trying to release water, you go back first, and come back in a quarter of an hour."
After waiting until he was alone in the forest, Li Huowang, who was leaning against a birch tree, put his hand on his forehead and began to ring the bell.
Everything around him began to distort as expected, but the lines ran around, and Mr. You did not form.
Li Huowang shook it a little unwillingly, "Could it be that this thing is really useless?"
As soon as this idea came up, the twisting lines around were remixed, and a new Mr. You was mixed. "Preparation?"
However, in the face of Li Huowang's doubts and inquiries, Master You's strange language still did not show any emotional fluctuations, as if it wasn't him who was slapped to death by the palm of the Buddha before.
Sustaining dizziness, Li Huowang quickly talked with You Laoye, only to learn some unexpected information.
First of all, Master You has names, but their names cannot be pronounced through human mouths.
I don't know what happened to the person who saw it for the first time, why they named it Master You.
Secondly, something like Master You does not have the concept of death, or it is not a living thing itself.
For them, apart from the concept of death, they also have no concept of quantity.
"No concept of quantity?" Thinking of something, Li Huowang shook his head vigorously, and his dizzy head became even more dizzy.
Everything he sees now is a double image, including Master You.
Looking at the two afterimages of Mr. You in front of him, Li Huowang seemed to understand something and shook vigorously.
As he shook his head more and more, there were more and more Master You, and finally Li Huowang, who was dizzy, saw nearly twenty or thirty Master You in front of him.
"Ouch~" Li Huowang finally couldn't bear the dizziness, and finally bent down and vomited.
The ringtone disappeared, the surroundings returned to normal, and those Master You also quickly disappeared.
After vomiting out the lunch he had just eaten, Li Huowang began to vomit water.
He vomited until he had nothing to vomit, and he was about to vomit bile before he stopped.
Standing up, Li Huowang wiped his saliva with the back of his hand, and held the bell in front of his eyes.
"If I knew about this before, wouldn't I have to kill myself to invite Danyangzi?"
After thinking about it, Li Huowang put Dao Ling away. "No, it takes a long life to invite Mr. You. Please ask for three months at a time. If so many Mr. You do it, I'm afraid that if you invite him once, you will lose ten years of life."
Li Huowang supported the tree trunk, and staggered back the same way.
As soon as he walked to the side of the road, he saw his group and Lu Zhuangyuan's group forming a group.
"Everyone, look, they are all good things. If the things inside are bad and bad, I, Zhu De, will be so happy! Eighteen generations of ancestors are all beasts!"
Li Huowang walked over to take a look, only to find that it was a shopkeeper with a mule cart, and he was selling things to other people.
Bai Lingmiao followed the long-haired girl and stood by the car, hesitating with some needles and threads.
"This world is so chaotic, you still dare to come out to sell things? Are you afraid of being robbed by thieves?"
Facing Li Huowang's question, the young man with a big mole on the corner of his mouth smiled and didn't explain anything.
"Master Dao, do you want cinnabar or not? I have all of them!"
This is Lu Zhuangyuan, who was watching the play, came over and explained in a low voice and contemptuously in Li Huowang's ear: "How could the thieves rob him? This kind of shopkeeper is the same as those thieves who kill thousands of knives. The thieves are responsible for the robbery, and he This kind of person is responsible for collecting and selling!"
"So that's what happened..." Li Huowang nodded clearly, also, the bandit villages in the deep mountains also need the circulation of goods, and this kind of scattered goods footmen are the most hidden.
"Master Dao, don't want the cinnabar, let's look at other things? I have all the things." Zhu Dexi didn't care about other people's eyes at all, and continued to talk about business.
Li Huowang thought for a while, and asked, "It's all there? Is there anything for killing people?"
As soon as the words came out, the other people all around looked over.
As soon as Zhu Dexi clapped his hands excitedly, he began to rummage through his mule cart. "Yes! Yes! Yes!!"