Mutated Tao Chapter 536: Natural disaster
Chapter 536 Natural Disaster
"Beat the drums tightly and play the gongs slowly ~ Stop the gongs and hold the drums to listen to my singing~ Listen to my singing for eighteen touches~"
A babbling sound came from the alley on the left. When he saw Li Sui turning his head to look at the sound, Li Huowang couldn't help but frowned, and immediately waved the reins to make the carriage go faster. Some, lest Li Sui learn badly after listening to these filthy words.
"Reach out your hand to touch the side of my sister's face, dark clouds have flown for a long time ~ reach out and touch the front of my sister's head, the heaven is full and addictive."
Lv Juren, with a white cake on his nose, stood on the high stage and sang hard, with both hands still gesticulating with the words of the play.
The young and old in the audience listened intently, exchanged glances with winks from time to time, and made hey hey sounds with each other.
After singing a song of Eighteen Touches, there was a burst of applause. People in Beijing had never heard of this kind of new fan opera that was not from Daliang.
"One more! One more!"
"Don't you have girls in your troupe? I want girls to sing pink operas for me!!"
"That's right! If you want a girl to sing, I'll reward you more!!"
Just as Lu Zhuangyuan bowed to each other while holding the gong to catch the flying copper coins, a voice came from outside the crowd. "What are you doing! What are you doing!"
When the person who came over was actually a head catcher in blue, the crowd dispersed in a panic. For a while, Lu Zhuangyuan's expression became a little nervous.
"Who asked you to sing an opera here? It's a f*cking fan opera! It's immoral! Are you blind? You can't see such a big notice on the side of the city gate?"
Accompanied by Xiaoxin, Lu Zhuangyuan said to the leading catcher with a short three-pointer: "My lord, I don't know how to read, I hope you will be accommodating."
"I don't care if you can read or not! Pick up all the copper coins on the ground! Confiscate them!"
Lv Zhuangyuan was really reluctant to part with so many copper coins, but he had two official characters, and everything was reasonable, so in the end he had no choice but to do so.
When the head catcher happily left with the copper coins, the others were tearing down the stage like frosted eggplants with sad faces.
In the middle of the demolition, Lu Xiucai and Gou Wa came back scolding each other.
"Bullshit! You call me a dog, your method is a **** method! Those beggars have been looking for it for so long! They haven't even found the shadow of Master!"
"Keep your mouth clean! Who are you calling shit? I'm at least working, and you, what else are you doing besides working hard? Do you really think you are a scholar?"
The two cursing and swearing came to the stage, and turned off the fire after seeing the demolished stage.
"Master Lu, what's the matter? This is it? I finally found a good place to sing a big show, why is it demolished again?" Gou Wa scratched his painted face with his hand and asked.
When she learned the cause and effect of the incident, Lu Xiucai jumped up in anger and kept waving the tied copper coin sword. "Shangjing people are **** bullying people again! Where are those two **** going! I cut them off!!"
Lv Zhuangyuan sighed, and hammered his sore back with his hand, "Okay, okay, there are enough things, you don't cause trouble for us, if you can't make money, you can't make money, right? This time."
"Elder-in-law, you can't say that. People eat horse chews every day, and that's all expenses. Besides, the money for going to Beijing is worthless. A sesame seed cake costs five cents." Luo Juanhua, the daughter-in-law of the bronze mirror, said with some dissatisfaction.
"Do you want to talk too much? I don't know that I manage the money myself?" After scolding his daughter-in-law with a cigarette stick, he turned around and looked at Gouwa with a smile. "Well, Mr. Cao, did the little Daoist find it?"
There is no hope for the theater, and there is no money to be made. In fact, Lu Zhuangyuan also wanted to leave, but he knew that he had other purposes for coming to Beijing this time.
In this atmosphere, Gouwa can't say anything else, he just keeps talking about getting faster.
But the whole of Shangjing is so big and there are so many people, it's like looking for a needle in a haystack, so it's not so fast.
"Forget it, first tell Xiaoman and others about the matter here. Anyway, I asked a beggar. If I can't find Brother Li, I can't blame me."
Thinking about it, Gou Wa walked towards the Temple of the City God, planning to write a letter to a down-and-out scholar.
At this time, Senior Brother Li he was looking for had just left the city. After walking for dozens of kilometers, he found a remote place, stopped the carriage, prepared water and food for the horses, and prepared to go to Daqi.
When he felt that Li Sui's tentacles had grown his own skin from all directions, Li Huowang took a long breath, and as he raised his right hand, two tentacles wrapped around the spine sword and sent them to his palm.
"Let's go!" Li Huowang waved vigorously, kicked his feet and six tentacles on the ground, and rushed towards the crack in front of him.
There was already a time when Li Huowang was obviously more proficient in experience. This time when Li Huowang came to Daqi through the crack, he didn't even break his Taoist robe.
However, before Li Huowang could be happy, the shocking scene in front of him made his pupils shrink slightly, and a huge cloud of dark clouds in the distance fell towards this side like Mount Tai.
"That's it." Li Huowang narrowed his gaze and saw clearly what those things were in an instant. "That's a locust!!"
The next moment, the sunlight blocked by the overwhelming locusts was covered like an upside-down black ocean.
Li Huowang made a decisive decision, inserted the spine sword back, and directly took out the Zisui sword. The soaring evil spirit instantly enveloped him, and scared away the locusts that were biting his Taoist robe and hair.
The sound of insect wings beating rang for half an hour, and when the sun above his head appeared again, the trees, flowers and plants around Li Huowang had only bare poles left.
"Brother Li, this is a natural disaster." Zhuge Yuan's face became a little ugly.
"Is this also a natural disaster? Brother Zhuge, this is obviously just a locust."
"When the people of the world come, the most important thing is food. They never care about which way of heaven is missing. After all, they can live without the way of heaven for a while, but they will starve to death without food. In their eyes, the locust plague is far away. Much scarier than any other natural disaster."
"I'm even more afraid that this plague of locusts will be followed by drought, war, and plague. The whole Daqi will be devastated."
Looking at the locusts flying towards the capital city of Daqi in the distance, Li Huowang once again had doubts in his heart, "What is going on in Daqi?"
Seeing Zhuge Yuan's expression, Li Huowang couldn't help but said: "Brother Zhuge, here in Daqi, if you want me to do anything—"
Zhuge Yuan shook his head. "Brother Li, you are not from Daqi, this is not your cause and effect, there is no need to participate, and you are not having a good time now. No matter how much Xiaosheng loves the world, he can't be generous to others."