Mutated Tao Chapter 640: Chaoshou booth

Soon two bowls of chaoshou in red oil were placed in front of the two of them. Child Yang picked up Chaoshou like a white boat from the oily red soup with chopsticks.

Put the Chao Shou with chopped scallions into his mouth and chew, and Yang Xiaozi nodded involuntarily. Although it is wrapped in red oil, it doesn't taste greasy at all.

Even from the perspective of a cook like him, this handwriting is extremely well done.

In this cold weather, it is really enjoyable to be able to finish a bowl of hot Chaoshou. The Chaoshou is stuffed into the mouth one by one, and the two parents-in-law eat happily.

"Master, can you do this too?"

"I can make it, but it's not as good as this one. I guess he has some secret recipe."

Children Yang secretly looked at the stove in the distance, and found that there seemed to be a few sticks floating in the pot where Chao Shou was cooked. He couldn't help but wondered what kind of sticks they were.

While Child Yang was eating and stealing from the teacher, a trembling old woman with white hair approached the stall on crutches.

"Are you always ordering chaoshou with red oil?" asked the owner of the Chaoshou stall.

The old woman licked her chapped lips, and glanced at Chaoshou rolling in the pot. "Well, I have something to eat, shopkeeper, can I have a bowl of hot water? I'm going to eat, how much does it cost?

Little Yang who stole his teacher left the old woman on the way, and found that this person was dressed in tatters, and there were many patches on many places on his body. The whole person was like a locust tree that was about to wither.

"Look at the words, how much does a bowl of hot water cost? You sit down, and I'll pour it for you!"

After thanking the shopkeeper a thousand times, the old woman looked around, came to the table next to Child Yang and sat down.

When a bowl of hot water was delivered to her, the old woman opened her cloth bag and took out a small black ceramic pot from it.

She first took a sip of water along the edge of the bowl, then took out chopsticks from the bamboo tube, and carefully picked out a pebble dripping with black water from the ceramic pot.

"Hey, head of the house, look, how can that man eat stones."

When Child Yang looked over, he saw the old woman put the stone in her mouth and sucked it with gusto.

After sucking the stone until there was no black at all, the old woman spit the stone back into the ceramic crock again, picked up the bowl of hot water and sipped along the side again.

When she stuffed a stone into her mouth again, Zhao Xiumei said to Child Yang with some unbearable expression on her face, "Let's ask her for a bowl of hand-cooked hands, how can she be full just by eating stones?"

"Yeah." Child Yang nodded lightly. He also can't see people being hungry. When he was a beggar, he knew the feeling of hunger.

Of course, Child Yang doesn't dare to give too much, at most he can order a bowl of food for the other party, after all he still knows the rule of not revealing his wealth.

When the Baliang Chaoshou ordered by Yang Zizi arrived, he brought the freshly cooked food to the old man. "Old man, eat this, this one is hungrier than yours."

The old woman was taken aback for a while, and smiled at the big red tooth socket of Yang's child, "Thank you, baby, I don't need it, I have everything, look, this stone It’s braised pork ribs, this one is eight-treasure duck, and this one is big elbow in sauce.”…

Using chopsticks to pick out pebbles of various shapes in the ceramic crock and display them for a while, she took the bowl and walked to the side of the monkeys, and directly handed the bowl to the three monkeys.

The three monkeys were obviously very hungry, so they rushed forward and slashed left and right, and after a while, they even licked up the red oil in the bowl. of

Little Yang with a complex expression took one step at a time, turned his head three times and sat down in his seat again, looking at the old woman who continued to **** on the stone.

After thinking for a while, he said to Zhao Xiumei beside him with regret, "Do you think this old man is as mentally ill as Senior Brother Li?"

"Illness makes her run around, the juniors in this family are really unfilial." Zhao Xiumei said with some indignation.

"What if this old man has no family like me?"

"········" The two remained silent.

However, regardless of their mood, as a stranger, they have done what they can. You can't take a crazy old woman with you on the way to visit relatives.

Although the two parents-in-law are kind-hearted, they are not so kind-hearted.

The two continued to bury their heads in eating, but for some reason, this Chao Shou was not as delicious as it was just now.

One, two, three, as the Chaoshou in the bowl went into their stomachs, the two of them stood up and prepared to leave after eating.

But at this time, an old Taoist riding a black donkey came over with two disciples, with long beard fluttering and looking very fairy-like.

"Master, let's eat here today."

"Well~~Okay, let's talk about the last time I ate Chaoshou, I also eliminated violence and peace, and invited Lei Gong to chop up two Yashas that are a disaster for the world."

As soon as the words came out, everyone in the stall looked at the Taoist with reverence in their eyes.

"That is, who is my master? He will become an immortal right away. He is the most jealous person in his life." The two Taoists next to him kept flattering.

When he heard this, one of the three monkeys glanced at the owner who was eating the second bowl, gritted his teeth and tugged at the chain around his neck, chattering loudly.

In the end, he even knelt down, kowtowed to the old Taoist, and began to speak human words trembling in his mouth. "Save the dregs!! Help!!"

"Huh?" The old Taoist slapped the table with one hand, his brows furrowed, and his face suddenly turned calm. Seeing that his details had been found out, the monkey player threw the table over abruptly, and took out a short knife from his pocket, intending to fight the opponent desperately. "Fuck! Old Niubi, what do you want to do!"

However, seeing the blushing appearance of both sides of the other party, the old Taoist body shook suddenly, his eyes looked elsewhere with some trembling, and he sat on the stool and couldn't get up.

This scene was beyond everyone's expectations, including the monkey man who was about to risk his life. "Hahaha! It turned out to be a good-looking guy!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to grab the monkey that kowtowed, kicked it and fell to the ground vomiting blood.

"You dare to sue, don't you! I'll let you sue! I'll let you sue!" The slaps kept shaking, and the monkey skin almost fell off the monkey's face.

Just as Young Boy was hesitating, a pebble flew over and hit the monkey man's arm, bending it into two in an instant.

Just as he covered his hands and screamed, the old woman next to him vomited forcefully, and the pebbles flew directly into the monkey man's wide-open mouth, breaking bones and smashing brains.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone around, the old woman hunched over to the bloodied monkey, and tore off the monkey skin with both hands, revealing a **** and **** child's head inside.

This monkey is actually a real person, but wrapped in a layer of monkey skin.

"Hey... Poor. Poor."

As she spoke, she took out a piece of white cloth and carefully wrapped it around the monkey baby's head, "Come on, this world is full of suffering, believe in Grandpa Shidu, as long as you believe in Grandpa Shidu, you will be able to vote well in the future Baby."

The next chapter is updated at 23:30.

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