Mutated Tao Chapter 742:


Chapter 742

"Boy, don't study hard. If you go to school according to the cheating scriptures, you won't learn anything. I'll teach you. Let's forget the way. You can't lie."

Li Huowang, who was sitting in the teahouse, was drinking tea while looking at Liu Wan in front of him and saying these shocking words.

"Cheating people is always the lowest level. If you want to lie, you have to let them lie to themselves." A mouse-eyed mustache continued to explain to the boy in front of him.

"As long as they can make them lie to themselves, even the most absurd lie will be true to them."

At this moment, an extremely haggard old woman walked past the teahouse with a vegetable basket on her shoulders.

"Look at this Mrs. Liu, he has gone to be a big soldier, and he hasn't come back for more than ten years. As long as he is not stupid, he knows that he will not come back, but she just doesn't believe it. She always feels that she is a husband. I can come back."

"This is deceiving yourself. You don't even need to know what her husband-in-law looks like. People like this who can't get out are easy to deceive. Look at it."

After Liu Wan finished speaking, he wiped his face with his hands, and an old beggar with white hair and ragged clothes appeared in front of Li Huowang.

With a sound of "Dang", Liu Wan knocked out a hole in the bowl in his hand, and tremblingly leaned towards the old woman.

Because of the distance, Li Huowang couldn't hear the sound. He just saw that Liu Wan said something tentatively to the old woman, and then the woman let go of her hand, and the vegetable basket fell to the ground, excited So he jumped on it and burst into tears.

Reunited after a long absence, the two wept with excitement as they cuddled each other and walked towards home.

After a while, Liu Wan came back, his appearance did not change, he still looked like the old beggar.

"See, it's that simple."

"You didn't lie to her." Li Huowang pushed aside a few peanuts and threw them into his mouth.

"Who said she wasn't lying? As long as I think about it, she will provide me with food and drink for the rest of my life. Even if she dies, her son doesn't want to be scolded by the neighbors for being unfilial, so he will obediently support me until the end of my life."

"This trick is called the dove occupying the magpie's nest. Some old liars who have no children and no daughters will use this trick to spend their old age when they are tired of cheating."

Li Huowang took a sip of tea. "When you get along day and night, you are not afraid that she will find out that something is wrong? After all, you are your husband."

"Hey~ This is the trick of this trick. Think about it, what if an old woman finds out that something is wrong? Does she dare to say it?"

"Under the three principles and five constant principles, she dares to tell others that the husband she has been waiting for for more than ten years, the man who has lived with her in bed for several months is actually a liar?"

"Not only did she not wait for her husband-in-law, but also her innocence was tarnished by a stranger, which embarrassed her husband's family. If she said this, the neighbors in the neighborhood would break her spine, and she would not survive. alive?"

"Compared with this hopeless end, lying to myself may be just thinking too much, isn't it easier to accept?"

"Heh, senior, you are really a beast."

"A beast? Aren't humans and beasts made of meat? Humans are beasts. All benevolence, righteousness, rites and music are bullshit. It's because some people believe in so much bullshit. We can still play tricks on people so easily."

After Liuwan put the tea down, he continued, "Let's just forget to play, that is, to play big. The more we play, the more we will change others, and we will get what we can get from Tianzun." The more non-gangs there are."

"Not Gang?" Li Huowang asked with a confused look.

"Whatever you want to call it, it's just this thing, anyway, I call it Feigang, with this thing, we can use the supernatural power of sitting and forgetting the way."

"Simple ones, disguise and illusion are fine, but complicated ones are powerful. You can play dark chess and be a living puppet, and ah, the more you cheat, the better you will be, the more you cheat, the more interesting you will be, the better you will be! The tricks will naturally become better. !”

"So that's what happened, thank you senior for teaching me." Hearing what the other party said, Li Huowang revealed a hint of desire for supernatural powers.

"But remember, we are virtuous, we can't say it's just for the sake of cheating, that's too vulgar, in life, the most important thing for us to cheat is for fun! For fun! Just for fun Alright, then you can have as much Feigang as you want!"

"It's nothing to make money by playing tricks. It can make us feel comfortable in our hearts and laugh out loud. That's called ability."

"That's right, Brother Liuwan, I was born to like to play, that's why I joined Zuo Wang Dao."

"Hey, young man, it's okay, you're on the road so soon? But you almost lied to me, I know you, you didn't just come here to join the Tao, "

"We have always been cheating to pull people away. You were tricked into pretending to be forgetful."

Seeing that Li Huowang was silent, Liuwan continued, "It's okay, it's not a big deal, I came in like this back then, even if it's the current dice boss, that's how I came here."

Li Huowang smiled, "This deception is really clumsy. I didn't plan to do anything, I just wanted to try. If I deceive you, how much trouble can I have."

"Oh~~ That's the way it is, if it's Feigang, tell me earlier, I happen to have a situation here, how about we team up?"

"As long as things are done, Feigang will have as much as he wants."

After Liu Wan finished speaking, he took a sip of tea, then raised his head and looked at Li Huowang thoughtfully, "When I lied to that person, did you poison your bowl?"

"No." Li Huowang said very calmly.

Immediately afterwards, the two looked at each other with a smile, raised the teacup at the same time, knocked it heavily, the tea of ​​the two rose high in the air, splashed into the other's teacup, and then drank each other down .

Liu Wan smacked his mouth a few times. "This poison is not good, it's a little bit worse, the women in the village are good at poison."

Li Huowang didn't argue, and directly saluted 60,000. "Okay, this round, I'll follow, thank you Senior 60,000 for your support, how can we cheat this round?"

"How can this be called cheating? This is to help others ~ let's go ~~"

Seeing Liu Wan leave the table, Li Huowang also followed.

The two of them, one in front of the other, walked on the clean street, no different from the rest of the crowd.

"Senior, who are we going to help?" Li Huowang asked.

"Of course we're going to help the good people. Let me tell you, this is not a gang. The people who cheat are different, so there are more or less non-gangs."

"The lowest level is that kind of mortals, and the slightly higher ones are people who have learned Chinese characters, then people from the imperial court, and then, those heretics."

"Anyway, the greater the impact, the more Feigang will give."

"Oh~ so that's the case, senior, if we deceived the emperor, wouldn't we be right?"

"Of course, do you know why our current boss of the dice sits on the dice?"


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