I will Bury the Gods Chapter 72: : marriage certificate


Lin Shouxi grabbed the cat's arm, fished this beautiful black, orange and white kitten out of the trap, and carefully unfastened the iron clips on its hind legs.

The beast clip is shaped like a sharp tooth, and the kitten screamed and screamed while being bloodied, but at the same time, it still did not forget to excuse itself:

"This mere Huntian lock is nothing at all, but the demon king is not dead, and he dug this bottomless pit as a trap. This deity was eager to win, underestimated the enemy for a while, fell into the villain's tricks, and was crushed under this white camphor tree! Back then, Pai Bai was also crushed under the sacred tree..."

"Okay...you little kitty is not obediently staying at home writing a book, what are you running around?" Lin Shouxi checked the injury for it, and interrupted lightly.

"Little cat?" Sanhuamao whined, expressing its extreme dissatisfaction: "I repeat, I am the king of the three realms, the patron saint of the **** mulberry tree, and the writer of Zhu Shenlu. Deserving of loyalty—"

The three-flowered cat waited for him to interrupt him, while Lin Shouxi waited for it to continue.

Facing his unscrupulous gaze, Sanhuamao was a little angry, "Hmph, you are mere mortal, and you want to know the name of this deity?"

"Then I'll call you Sanhua." Lin Shouxi sighed, thinking that the cat who wrote this kind of book really had some brain problems.

"Shut up! Although it's inconvenient to say the real name of this deity, you must at least respect me - Yuxian."

For this mortal's rudeness, Sanhuamao's anger was stuffed in his heart. If it wasn't for the pain in his leg at this moment, it would have already stretched out its claws to scratch.

"How many days have you been stuck here?" Lin Shouxi asked.

"Well...it's been four days." Sanhuamao became a little downcast, "I didn't expect someone to rescue me after so long. Hmph, isn't this poem written clearly enough?"

"It's pretty obvious."

"Me too."

"It's just that people who like your book usually don't have the ability to discover this acrostic poem." Lin Shouxi added.

Master Yuxian was so angry that he screamed, "I have written books to educate the people, and I am deeply loved by the people. How can you wait for the rebellious officials and thieves who are not kings to slander at will?"

Lin Shouxi doesn't care what the noisy cat is saying, he just asks his own doubts: "You have been stuck here for four days, how did you write and send out a distress message?"

"Hmph, now you find out how powerful this deity is, right?" Sanhua Mao opened his mouth and said proudly, "This is one of the supernatural powers of this deity. I can't say it for now, but you will understand in the future."

"Could it be that your real body is not here?" Lin Shouxi keenly made a guess.

"..." Sanhuamao stopped yelling, and it whispered: "You are quite smart. After you pass the selection, you can become the master of the deity."

"Your body is in Xiancun?" Lin Shouxi continued to ask.

"Of course, the sacred body of the deity is noble, so he needs to live in the palace."

"I heard that there is a lord in Xiancun? That lord allows you to mess around like this?"

"Presumptuous! There are not two suns in the same sky, and I am the only lord of the Three Realms Village!" The Sanhuamao raised its head proudly.

Looking up, Lin Shouxi's face was reflected in those blue eyes with scattered rays. Against the light, Sanhuamao finally saw his face clearly. It was silent for a moment, and then said solemnly: "This deity wants to book you as a concubine!"

Lin Shouxi didn't bother to pay attention to its nonsense, and grabbed the back of its neck. The three-colored cat meowed and scolded the son for disobeying Wang Hua and wantonly playing with his holy body.

Lin Shouxi condensed his true energy on his fingertips, and helped the kitten treat the wound briefly.

Sanhuamao felt that his wound was itchy, which was a sign of the healing of the scab. The cat's face was joyful, and he temporarily pardoned his sin of colliding with the Eucharist, "I want to make you a doctor!"

"How on earth did you appear in such a place?" Lin Shouxi skillfully ignored its words.

"Well...it's a long story." Sanhuamao thought for a while, and recalled: "A few days ago, I accidentally heard that the thief of the Demon Nest had a conspiracy... The Demon Nest is not far from the Three Realms City of the capital." It's far away, but the evildoers are so rampant, and this deity is concerned about the sleeplessness of his people, so he intends to conquer by himself and destroy the devil's lair."

"Magic Nest?"

"Well, the Devil's Nest! It's a group of rebellious parties from the north. They have attacked the City of the Three Realms many times. Fortunately, the Imperial Forest Army was brave and good at fighting, so their plan could not succeed." Sanhuamao said: "But the Devil's Nest is getting bigger and bigger. A disaster is still a disaster, if it is not eradicated as soon as possible, it will become a disaster sooner or later!"

"Are you planning to go home now?"

"Well, the deity is seriously injured, so it's okay to return to the imperial court for the time being."

When the oracle came, Lin Shouxi grabbed it by the back of the neck and sent it back to Three Realms Village before dark. The demon village is desolate. After the night falls, pairs of gloomy pupils will light up in the tomb-like homes, and the three-colored cat limped along beside him, shivering.

Lin Shouxi brought it into Chen Ning's home. The cat was too small. In addition to the darkness, Chen Ning couldn't notice that there was an extra member in the house, which made Longyan furious and meowed twice. With a strong reputation.

Chen Ning saw the kitten now, and looked at Lin Shouxi curiously.

"Oh, this is a monster picked up outside." Lin Shouxi explained casually.

The three-flowered cat was furious, but it seemed unwilling to reveal its identity, so it just whined to express its dissatisfaction.

"Is it hungry?" Chen Ning asked.

Lin Shouxi looked at it and motioned for it to answer. The three-flowered cat stared at him with its tail upright, "I have no respect! I'm almost full of you!"

"It's full." Lin Shouxi relayed.

"Hey, he can talk. It seems that he is really a monster. Did the young master pick it up from the demon village?" Chen Ning asked.

"Going out of the city today to have a look, I picked it up on the road."

"Recently there has been chaos in the Demon Nest. Although the young master is highly skilled in martial arts, he must be careful." Chen Ning reminded in a low voice.

Lin Shouxi nodded, and threw the cat to Chen Ning. When Chen Ning saw the wound on its body, he took it to the kitchen and started to boil hot water. The Sanhua cat was terrified, thinking that he was going to become a royal meal , intending to run away, he was not at ease until he saw the little girl bring food and cloth belt.

Chen Ning helped it treat the wound with hot water and wrapped it with a bandage.

After healed the injury, it became more airy, and ran to Lin Shouxi's room wagging its tail. At that time, Lin Shouxi was meditating on the bed, and it jumped up to the head of the bed, pointing at his practice. .

"Well, your martial arts looks good, do you want to be a master of this deity?" Sanhuamao said, licking its paw.

Without opening his eyes, Lin Shouxi precisely grabbed the back of its neck and threw it off the bed.

The three-flowered cat was treated like this before its dragon body healed, so it was naturally angry, but now it was a private visit after all, so it was inconvenient to make too much noise. He got off the window sill, lying on his stomach quietly, occasionally flipping through books with his cat's paws, and occasionally watching Lin Shouxi practice.

Cultivation requires quietness. Lin Shouxi always feels uncomfortable being stared at by a cat like this.

He opened his eyes after routinely spitting out for a few weeks, and looked at Sanhuamao: "I'm full, the injury is healed, and you just lie down like this?"

"What else?" Sanhuamao asked innocently.

"Write a book." Lin Shouxi said coldly.

The three-flowered cat wanted to escape by jumping out of the window, but how could it be as agile as Lin Shouxi? He was pulled out only half way out, and the cat's face was pressed against the book.

"You...are bold, do you know what it is to offend Tianyan." The three-flowered cat hit him with its tail.

"Stop talking nonsense and write quickly."

"This deity... this deity has no inspiration."

Lin Shouxi drew out the Zhangong Sword casually, and Sanhuamao looked at the clear water-like sword body, and curled up its tail.

"I'll just write..." it said weakly.

"Well, it seems that you can still speak well." Lin Shouxi expressed his appreciation.

Then, he saw the cat closed its eyes and remained motionless.

"What are you doing? Playing dead?" Lin Shouxi pushed it.

"The deity is writing hard, don't bother me." Sanhuamao said.

"Do you rely on meditation to write quickly?"

"Well, this deity is a great way of thinking, you, a bumpkin, can't understand it at first sight." Sanhuamao expressed his perseverance.

"Thoughts?" Lin Shouxi pondered for a while, and speculated: "You connect your body with this method, and then make it write a manuscript?"

Sanhua Mao opened his eyes and stared at Lin Shouxi, feeling that he was more like a monster than himself.

Lin Shouxi is also a little interested in this cat who can only write well. He found that when the cat closes its eyes, it will make eye movements of different frequencies. He speculates that frequent eye movements indicate that it is writing vigorously. Slow means it is slacking off.

"Why can't you write a single word for a long time?" Lin Shouxi began to ask the blame after observing for a while.

"How do you know all this?" Sanhuamao was shocked.

Then, it explained for itself, "The follow-up plot is very important in this book, so there's no need to hurry."

"Isn't the follow-up just the two meeting each other, with tears streaming down their faces and a lingering love?" Lin Shouxi didn't think it was difficult.

"Hmph, vulgar." Sanhuamao wagged its tail, "I wouldn't write such cliche stuff!"

"So how do you want to write it?"

"Of course, let them miss when they thought they were going to meet again, and miss forever!" Sanhuamao said triumphantly, "Ling Qiu thought he was the son of destiny, and his cultivation was the best in the world, but in fact he was just an outsider. Shamo wants to invade this world as a pawn, but this long-lost love does not exist at all. She is just a spiritual body imagined by Ling Qiu when he was lonely and helpless. The Heavenly Demon took advantage of the void and occupied him!"

Ling Qiu is the name of the hero in the book.

The three-flowered cat proudly talked about its idea, and then it was frightened by the cold killing intent coming from beside it, and the hairs of the cat were all rooted.

"Is this idea... not good?" Sanhuamao asked, looking at Lin Shouxi's expression of wanting to kill the cat.

"It's really not something that humans can think of." Lin Shouxi didn't bother to talk nonsense with it, but just said: "Changing it for me."

"Hmph, this can't be changed, the foreshadowing has already been laid, if it is changed, wouldn't it all be invalidated?" Sanhuamao argued vigorously.

"I'm doing it for your own good." Lin Shouxi said helplessly, "If you really write like this, there will be no place for you in the Three Realms Village in the future."

"Hmph, as the Lord of the Three Realms Village, I have countless Imperial Forest Army, since..."

Cho——The sound of the sword interrupted its words, Zhan Gong got out of the sheath, and put it on the Sanhuamao's neck again.

The three-flowered cat looked at this gangster who dared to attack the holy car, and hated in his heart, but the holy body was too weak to make effective resistance, but it still didn't want to give in, "A twisted melon is not sweet, if so The book is allowed to be tampered with by you, how can this deity be worthy of the previous painstaking efforts?"

Lin Shouxi didn't say a word, but put the sword around its neck and stared at it coldly.

The three-flower cat's voice is getting softer and softer.

"Hmph, you are so fierce, you can write it yourself." It muttered.

"Okay." Lin Shouxi did not refuse.

He brought a pen and paper, quickly wrote a copy, and handed it to Sanhuamao. The cat read it once, and immediately became interested in recruiting talents. "The academy under my lord is still short of bachelors, how about..."

"Don't talk, just keep this in mind, if there are any differences in the published things in the future, I only ask you." Lin Shouxi said lightly.

Sanhuamao has no excuses and can only accept humiliation.

This is the end of the little farce. The three-colored cat who was rescued halfway started to think according to the scriptures, while Lin Shouxi continued to meditate.

He began to think about the core skills he lacked.

He imagined himself as a tree, Luo Shu's breathing method is the root system for him to absorb nutrients, the white pupil, the black phoenix sword scripture and the dragon capture hand are both his branches and leaves, so what should his trunk be composed of? ?

Lin Shouxi was thinking about this question, and looked at Zhan Gongjian from time to time.

The little girl's competition should be over.

He originally thought that the sword would flicker in a short time, but he never thought that the Zhangong sword would not move until late at night... Is the little girl disheartened after losing?

It is not difficult to see that the little girl's family background is very good. She wears different beautiful clothes every day and lives in a gorgeous sword tower full of famous swords. She should be a rich lady, and her family is martial, maybe It is also related to Mount Kinabalu.

Three Realms Village was closed by heavy fog. This is a major event. Maybe we can use her to contact Shenshan and send an expert to investigate.

But the whole night, the sword did not flicker.

In the early morning, the Sanhua cat was still sleeping on the window sill, and Chen Ning came in with a new set of clothes.

"I don't know if this set of clothes fits my son's body. If it doesn't fit, I'll go to the store to change it." Chen Ning said.

Lin Shouxi took a look, nodded and said, "It fits well."

"This is also for the young master." Chen Ning took out another silver coin and handed it to him, "This is also the reward for this dart bet. Cultivators in Immortal Village can exchange for rare treasures, which can even be paid as a 'price'."

Lin Shouxi did not refuse, and took the coin. The three-flowered cat opened its eyes when it heard the sound, staring at the coin, its eyes were shining brightly.

Chen Ning finished the delivery but did not leave, standing there as if hesitating, Lin Shouxi asked, "What's wrong?"

"Seven days later, there is still a big order. I wonder if the young master is willing to accept it?"

Until Chen Ning left, Lin Shouxi did not give her a clear answer.

"I can't see that you are so cherishing your life?" Sanhuamao said sarcastically, "I see you with a cold face all day long, and I thought you were a desperado."

"Everyone cherishes their lives."

"It seems that you have someone you want to meet?" Sanhuamao asked.

Lin Shouxi was silent, he didn't think he needed to talk to a cat about this.

"It seems that there is!" Sanhua Mao observed his expression, said firmly, and then asked: "Then do you want to leave Sanjie Mountain?"

Lin Shouxi's expression moved slightly, "Do you have a solution?"

The three-flowered cat barked twice, and said triumphantly: "You really have someone you want to see! You separated, and you don't even know whether the other party is dead or alive, right? Meow——no wonder you heard that like that last night I am so angry about the plot, I finally let the deity figure it out."

He was really teasing me... Lin Shouxi shook his head lightly, and didn't bother to argue with it.

The person I want to meet...

Xiaohe's figure reappeared in memory again, her snow-white hair, petite body, pure and charming smile... everything about her was dazzlingly white in memory, but at this time they were too far apart, so far apart The prophecy he once believed in has also become vague and indistinct. Now, he just wants to go back to Wu's house on a cold and heavy rainy night, to hide with her in that funny bridal chamber, and never come out.

Thinking of this, Lin Shouxi suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and Lin Shouxi thought of something that he had been neglecting all along.

——He has a way to inform Xiao He of his safety!

Lin Shouxi rummaged through his old clothes and found the contract~IndoMTL.com~ This was the **** servant contract drawn up by Xiaohe in the boudoir at that time. Just let him keep it, and when he thinks it through, he will put his fingerprint on it.

The order of divine service can be called a divine art, it should be able to cross the barrier and make the other party feel emotionally.

It doesn't matter who serves and who is the master, if he can tell Xiaohe that he is still safe, he will be satisfied.

Fortunately, during the successive battles, the contract was not destroyed, but was preserved intact. He carefully opened the seal, pulled out the bamboo paper, unfolded it, and bit his hand to press it. go up.

It was the first time Sanhuamao saw his expression fluctuate so much, so he also jumped off the window sill and went to join in the fun.

Lin Shouxi's hand was hanging in the air, and he froze.

The three-flowered cat looked at the letter and was dumbfounded.

Where is this **** servant contract? On the top of the paper, there are two beautiful but dazzling words:

Marriage letter.


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