Joker Game (Fei Gua) Chapter 72: He, only killed himself.

In the early morning, the desolation of Shell Street gradually recedes with the pedestrians.

Chen Xiao rubbed his thumb and pushed open the door of Boss Xiaoyu's coffee shop.

"Hi!~" He said hello in what he thought was a very enthusiastic tone, and then he showed a disgusting smile, and at the same time muttered in his heart: "The fat mansion opens very early."

Boss Xiaoyu looked at Chen Xiao's face, and said casually, "Your face is so dark."

Chen Xiao shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm hungry, and I didn't sleep well last night."

Afterwards, he hesitated for a moment, pointed to his dark circles, and asked inexplicably, "This complexion is said to be poisoned under the light, would you believe it?"

Boss Xiaoyu didn't take it seriously, and muttered: "How do I know, I haven't been poisoned."

Chen Xiao glanced at his mouth resentfully: "Okay...cake, the sweetest."

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Soon, the cake was placed in front of Chen Xiao. Of course, there was no such thing as "please use it slowly".

At this time, the sound of an ambulance came from outside the door.

"It's so early... Has anyone had a heart attack?" Boss Xiaoyu said to himself, and began to wipe the bar.

"Kidney failure..." Chen Xiao stuffed a spoonful of cake into his mouth, then nodded with satisfaction, feeling much better than the bread and milk last night.

Boss Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and he didn't hear clearly, so he asked again: "What did you say?"

Chen Xiao recalled the creamy taste in his mouth, and said, "Kidney failure, maybe there is stomach bleeding and vitamin C poisoning."

Xiaoyu glanced at his mouth: "Che... as if you know."

Chen Xiao ignored him, and said to himself: "The human body begins to experience circulatory failure when the water loss reaches 2.5% of its body weight. For example, you... probably urinate about four or five catties. "

Boss Xiaoyu frowned in disgust. He didn't know why Chen Xiao said this to him. Suddenly, he slapped the table angrily: "Hey! I didn't weigh 200 catties! And... ...Who would urinate four or five catties of urine!"

Chen Xiao babbled, and continued: "It doesn't have to be peeing, sweating is also counted, especially in a very tired mental state, if you consume a lot of sugar at this time, although In a short period of time, I will feel a little energetic, but my body has already reached its limit, and when the sweat comes out, the sugar in the blood will aggravate the failure of the kidneys. This is a vicious circle, hehehe.”

Not knowing why, Chen Xiao smiled inexplicably. Then he continued: "Although vitamin C can be eaten in large quantities, it is because it can be easily excreted from the body. When a person takes 200 mg a day, at least half of the dose is useless. If it happens that it cannot be discharged in time... When the pile exceeds seven or eight grams, terrible things will happen, if two bottles are suddenly poured in...."

Boss Xiaoyu slapped the table impatiently: "Okay, okay, I don't want to hear your whining here... Are you a doctor? Even if you are, it's okay to look like this." No one wants to be your patient. Go away after eating, your face will affect my business!"

Chen Xiao was taken aback for a few days, and this fat man's chattering skills have improved.

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At this moment, the sound of the wind chimes rang, Chen Xiao turned his head and found a somewhat thin young woman who came in, with good skin and long hair, very delicate.

"Hi..." She greeted here with a smile.

Unlike her appearance, her tone of voice was very energetic, with a feeling of a tomboy, and at the moment, she seemed very excited.

"Oh...you are here!" Boss Xiaoyu waved his hand and said.

Chen Xiao raised his eyebrows and sent him a questioning look.

Boss Xiaoyu stared at the dead fish eyes immediately, and said in a dark voice: "This is my cousin, don't pay attention...well...of course, she saw You will only be disgusted afterwards."

Chen Xiao turned pale with shock: "Your cousin looks like this? Did you mutate from your mother's gene lineage?"

As an otaku, Xiaoyu was challenged in the field of complaints, so he naturally showed dissatisfaction, and just about to gain enough strength, he opened his mouth to fight back.

But at this moment, the cousin sat over very excitedly. She glanced at the corner of Chen Xiao's mouth, but she didn't show much expression. Then she said excitedly to Boss Xiaoyu: "Guess what I did last night? What did you do?"

Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, then opened his mouth suddenly, and threw the towel on the table.

"Ah??? Did you really do it??"

Like a winner, the cousin nodded heavily.

Xiaoyu's expression suddenly became a little angry: "What a nonsense, do you know how dangerous it is? Have you thought about what to do if you are found out?"

He roared, it was hard to imagine that this fat man could be so angry, and then he asked worriedly, "Are you hurt?"

The cousin waved her hand indifferently, and said excitedly: "Of course not, you didn't see how frightened he was at the time, he probably peed his pants, and if you really go to that convenience store to ask him to make an argument If so, nine times out of ten I will be beaten up, and that kid will still follow me every day after that, so it is better to be more ruthless, for example, now, I guess even if the kid does not resign, he will not dare to wander in this direction."

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"He won't follow you anymore..."

At this time, Chen Xiao suddenly said such a sentence.

Boss Xiaoyu and his cousin were stunned for a moment, and looked at him inexplicably: "What did you say?"

Chen Xiao continued to eat the cake as if nothing happened, and said, "I said that kid will not follow you in the future, because he... um... even if he doesn't die, he will have to stay in the hospital." for a while."

The cousin frowned. The first time she met the man in front of her, she had only one word "ugly!"

Chen Xiao didn't care about these gazes at all, and continued to say: "When a person is extremely nervous, his psychological defense will become particularly weak. At this time, if you let him think about it for a while, he will Connecting many things together, at this time, just follow his thinking a little bit to induce it, just like the first domino..."

As he spoke, he made a movement of pushing forward with his fingers: "Everyone will have a headache when they are nervous or sleepy ~IndoMTL.com~ Dizziness, people don't pay much attention to it at this time, because they all know that there is no serious harm , but if the person thinks that he is poisoned or has some kind of disease, then the discomfort will be infinitely magnified, and all the discomfort will be attributed to the poisoning or disease, even if the person in front of him shakes a few times, they will think There is something wrong with my vision, this is subconscious self-protection, after all, life is not a joke when life is threatened, not to mention taste, some people can forget what they burned a few hours ago.”

"Also, don't use pig blood next time, the smell is too strong, you can tell it by smelling it."

When Chen Xiao said these words, he spoke very fast, as if speaking to himself, so that the other two couldn't hear clearly,

Xiaoyu felt a little uncomfortable, so he quickly slapped the table to stop him, for fear that his cousin might hear some mentally polluted words.

"Hey, what are you talking about, dead, alive, hospitalized? It sounds like you know that someone has followed my cousin these days. Maybe you perverts know each other!"

Chen Xiao didn't speak, he put the last bite of cake into his mouth, then grinned and said: "Goodbye..."

Then turned around and walked out the door.

The cousin looked at Chen Xiao with some doubts and opened the door, and saw that he took out his mobile phone, she grinned happily, and then disappeared from her sight.

"Who is he? Why do I feel that he seems to know a lot?" My cousin asked with a frown.

Boss Xiaoyu cast a disdainful glance: "It's just a pervert, don't touch him in the future!"

The cousin nodded thoughtfully.

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"Oh"

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