Supreme Naruto Chapter 294: Surprised by a durian-flavored fart candy
It was just dawn the next day.
On the messy bed, Hinata woke up.
Get out of bed in a daze and intend to go to the toilet, but step on it...
What's meaty?
When she lowered her head, she saw Naruto...
Dream? Not a dream!
Hinata regained consciousness, thinking of the fact that Naruto and her slept in the same room yesterday.
At the same time, Naruto was also looking at her. Originally, Naruto hadn't woken up yet, but it was enough to step on his stomach.
"Good morning."
Naruto greeted him.
Hinata's face turned "teng!"
Putting **** Naruto's stomach with his feet, he got back into the bed with a "swish", and then covered his head with his body tightly wrapped in the blanket so tightly that he couldn't get out.
As for Naruto, Hinata's kick made him almost roll his eyes.
For a moment, I feel like I'm not suffocated.
When he finally got his breath, Naruto suddenly wanted to slap the girl's ass.
But seeing the big buns made of round quilts on the bed, I couldn't help laughing again.
Naruto poked on the quilt bun, "Come out, don't get bored."
Hinata was so ashamed to face others, she didn't respond to Naruto's question at all.
Naruto poked again: "We didn't do anything last night, why be shy."
Hinata wrapped the quilt tighter.
Naruto patted the big bun: "Hurry up, don't fart and smoke yourself to death."
Hinata integrity.
In the quilt, he replied in a muffled voice: "You are the one who smoked yourself to death."
A small foot stretched out from the big bun and kicked Naruto.
Naruto dodges flexibly.
Continued: "Come out, you will really fart if you are bored for a long time."
Hinata suddenly wanted to bite Naruto to death.
In the quilt, he replied in a muffled voice: "You are triumphant! I don't know how to fart!"
Can't fart?
Naruto reached into his pocket and pulled out a storage scroll.
Then took out a fart candy.
Do you want to give Hinata one?
There are three flavors on the body, strawberry, durian, and apple.
His eyes narrowed and he smiled, "Come out, I'll really hold back my fart."
Hinata's head was arched upside down on the bed, and she didn't roll her eyes, so she didn't know what bad idea Naruto was thinking.
Affirmatively replied: "No!"
Holding three candies in his left hand, Naruto started from the durian-flavored candy with his right index finger and muttered to himself: "I will choose whoever the little rooster orders!"
Durian flavor!
Naruto laughed and said, "You really won't come out? Don't blame me for not reminding you if you fart in a while and smoke yourself to death."
Hinata replied in a muffled voice: "Go away!"
Then...
Shadow Clone!
"Boom!" A clone appeared in front of Naruto.
Naruto threw a durian-flavored fart candy into the clone's mouth.
The avatar instantly turned golden.
Naruto dug out the medicine bottle containing the antidote, turned it over, and there was only one pill.
"Hiss..."
Naruto took a breath, if only one antidote... Hinata will have no antidote in a while.
Then do you want to tease Hinata?
The avatar has already eaten the durian-flavored fart candy... I am so unwilling to give up at this time...
The main thing is that it doesn't fit his character.
Done!
Naruto raised his head and took the antidote.
The antidote melts in your mouth.
"5 seconds...4 seconds...3 seconds...2 seconds...1 second..."
It works!
Naruto stepped back a few steps and gave the clone a look.
The clone walked up to Hinata, and it was released with a sound of "Boom!"
Golden smoke sprayed across the room for a while.
Naruto sat quietly and waited.
The golden smoke fell on the quilt, and the quilt turned golden.
Thirty seconds...
"pu..." There was an undetectable sound.
The round quilt was visibly stiff.
But Hinata didn't say anything.
The scene in front of him was seen by Naruto, who sat in the corner and covered his mouth.
Fart candy is a kind of sugar that will produce a lot of gas in the stomach once it is contaminated.
And the longer the time, the more gas is produced, and the duration is... an hour of despair.
"bu... son..."
The sound is slightly louder than the first sound.
Hinata in the quilt was stunned.
Why is it like this? Is it really like Naruto said that it is easy to fart after being held for a long time?
Hinata blushed hot.
What should I do? She doesn't want to be smoked to death by her own fart...
Hinata plucked up the courage to say to Naruto: "Be rough, I'll change clothes..."
Naruto covered his mouth and laughed, but didn't reply to Hinata's words.
Naruto left?
Hinata relaxed.
But it doesn't matter if it's loose, it will burst out with a loud fart.
The entire quilt was blown up by the gas.
The strong smell of durian rushed into the nasal cavity, "It stinks..."
Hinata rolled her eyes and passed out.
At this moment, the key to the door was turned suddenly, and a woman in fiery red attire walked in.
Is someone here? who? How can there be a key?
There is something blocking the direction of the door where Naruto is squatting.
So people coming in from the outside can't see that there is another person in the house.
The man walked in.
Naruto opens the barrier of perception.
Under the barrier of perception, Naruto saw the man's appearance clearly.
A flaming red dress, with a Ji-style hairstyle and a melon-seeded face, she is a beautiful woman.
The woman walked to the bed and said with a smile: "Get up quickly, zero six, it's time to practice."
Zero Six Naruto knew that it was Hinata's code name in the mercenary guild, because Hinata was the sixth person.
So this person is the president of the guild?
Naruto remembered that Hinata said that only the president of their guild did not wear a mask.
Tsk... now it's interesting.
"4...3...2...1!"
Naruto snapped his fingers.
"05? 025?"
Why isn't it working yet?
Just when Naruto was puzzled, a "bu... son..." sounded.
The expression on the woman's face froze, and she looked around subconsciously, as if she was relieved.
But then there was another beep.
The woman's face turned red.
I'm planning to go to Hinata's quilt.
The third beep sounds.
The woman was embarrassed, and the hand pulling the quilt froze in the air, "That zero six, if you want to sleep, you can sleep for a while, I will call you later."
While talking, I couldn't help but put another one.
The woman ran away in a desperate manner.
"Poof!"
Naruto couldn't help laughing out loud.
After the woman left, Naruto went to call Hinata, and comforted him: "Okay, isn't it just a fart, don't be shy, get out of the quilt~IndoMTL.com~ Let me tell you, Tsunade Jiraiya and Jingyin also came here in the same way."
However, there is no response from the quilt.
Naruto pinched his nose to pull the quilt.
The quilt was pulled apart so much that the smell of durian almost knocked Naruto over even if he pinched his nose.
As for Hinata... she actually fainted from her fart smell...
Amazing, my Hinata...
At this time, "bu... son..." suddenly sounded.
It's not Hinata...it's a fat rat crawling out from under the bed.
Fluffy, take two steps and fart.
Naruto laughed, he was frightened just now, he thought he was tricked.
It seems to be an illusion.
But then the sound of "bu... son..." sounded again.
This time it's not Hinata or a mouse that slipped away.
It's... Naruto!
This...is just a coincidence...
He took the antidote...
"bu... son..."
The third sound cannot be an illusion anyway.
But he obviously took the antidote!
The only explanation is... someone tampered with his antidote!
Who would do such a boring thing?
Gritting his teeth, Naruto said, "Jing... Yin... don't let me meet you again!"
Besides Shizune, Naruto couldn't think of anyone else who would secretly change his antidote.
Hinata woke up on the bed and looked at Naruto stupidly.
The two said to each other: "bu... son..."
"pu..."
Hinata widened her eyes and blushed, and asked stupidly, "Naruto, why are you farting too?"
Naruto opened his eyes and said, "Maybe he was infected by you..."
At the same time, in the toilet next door, the female president sat on the toilet, leaning on her chin, farting and collapsing...
"Zero six... you wait... dare to bully me..."