Judge of the Song Dynasty Chapter 275: Flooding Bianjing

Chapter 275 Flooding Bianjing with manure

The evening breeze in early autumn inadvertently swept away the last trace of heat in late summer, bringing a little refreshment and comfort.

But not everyone is able to take it easy.

Zhang Fei, who had been stubborn for a day, returned home and took a bath, and suddenly felt that his feet were filled with lead, and every step he took was heavy and as if he was stepping on a nail.

"Ouch! Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofc""

"Ah! Saburo, what's wrong with you?"

Gao Wenyin, who just came over, was shocked to see Zhang Fei wriggling in front of the door, holding on to the edge of the door.

"Ma'am, come quickly and help me."

"Oh."

Gao Wenyin hurried over.

Zhang Fei was not polite, he hugged her and leaned on her body.

It's not that Gao Wenyin has never been hugged by him, but she has never been hugged so tightly by him, her face was flushed, but she didn't say anything, she even put one arm around Zhang Fei's waist, and helped him into the room.

Slump down and lie down, lift your feet up.

"Ah! Your feet!"

Gao Wenyin suddenly exclaimed.

Zhang Fei was also frightened by her, "What happened to my feet?"

Gao Wenyin said: "There are several big blisters."

Zhang Fei moaned, "No wonder it hurts so much."

"Wait a moment."

Gao Wenyin hurriedly got up and went out. After a while, she returned to the house and saw a small needle pack and a bottle of ointment in her hand.

Zhang Fei exclaimed: "What are you doing?"

Gao Wenyin said: "I'll help you pop these blisters."

"Huh?"

Zhang Fei said: "Will it hurt?"

Gao Wenyin said: "Don't worry, it doesn't hurt very much. After the **** is broken, apply some ointment and it will be fine soon."

"Oh."

Zhang Fei nodded.

Gao Wenyin also fetched a candlestick very professionally, and burned the needle on the fire.

Do you want to be so scientific? Also disinfect.

Zhang Fei panicked when he looked at it.

However, Gao Wenyin looked extremely professional. After baking for a while, she lowered her head, held a thin needle, and slowly moved towards the sole of Zhang Fei's right foot.

Before this was done, Zhang Fei's whole body was already tense, and everyone looked panicked, narrowing his nervous eyes slightly.

Suddenly, a piece of snow-white hills reflected a ray of spring light.

Wow.. Zhang Fei opened his eyes, and his eyes gradually became straight.

Gao Wenyin concentrated on helping Zhang Fei break through the blisters, completely unaware of the leak of spring.

"Sanlang, don't be afraid, it won't hurt very much."

"Oh, take your time, I'm not in a hurry. Ah!"

A groan came from Zhang Fei's mouth.

Huh? How come there is an extra stick in the middle, it is really a disservice, Zhang Fei tilted his head slightly.

I don't know how long it has been.

"It's all right. Yeah!"

Gao Wenyin suddenly screamed and stood up abruptly.

"What's wrong? What's wrong?"

Zhang Fei was frightened.

Gao Wenyin covered her neckline with one hand, turned her face away, and said, "It's already bandaged, Saburo, you should go to bed early."

He left in a hurry.

"What did I do, what about her."

Zhang Fei looked down, and suddenly opened his eyes, "Dude, when did you wake up, and you didn't say hello."

He pressed hard, and said with a little regret: "This madam is really good, so I don't want to squeeze this place by the way. Or, go to Zhiqian's side to inspect it now, and agree during the day Forget it, forget it, I can't use my legs today, but my wife's medical skills are really good, I don't feel any pain at all."

In the early morning of the next day, Gao Wenyin came to Zhang Fei's bedroom on time as usual, and helped Zhang Fei comb his hair and dress, but today she had a shy blush on her face.

"Unexpectedly, my wife's medical skills are so good, I didn't feel any pain yesterday."

Zhang Fei sat in front of the bronze mirror and said with a smile.

Your heart is full of evil thoughts, how can you feel pain. Gao Wenyin glanced at Zhang Fei resentfully, but still asked with concern: "Does Sanlang still feel the pain?"

Zhang Fei said: "It's all right."

Gao Wenyin said again: "Then do you want to go today?"

"Go!"

Zhang Fei said: "Why don't you go? This young man got blisters after taking two steps. This fully shows that I still lack exercise. I just took this opportunity to exercise."

Gao Wenyin was taken aback for a moment, then nodded with a smile.

She is pessimistic by nature, but Zhang Fei is optimistic by nature, which also affects her, making her stop thinking about it.

I am afraid that Zhang Fei will never come back.

After combing her hair, Gao Wenyin fetched the freshly dried uniform and put it on for Zhang Fei.

"Okay."

"There is still one thing missing."

"What's the difference?"

Gao Wenyin looked at Zhang Fei curiously.

"Of course it's an encouraging hug."

Without waiting for Gao Wenyin to react, Zhang Fei gently hugged her, and then waved: "Madam, I'm going out."

When the guy had already gone out, Gao Wenyin gave him a shy look.

"You are really strange."

Xu Zhiqian was held by Zhang Fei's small hand, but her face was full of resentment, she pouted her mouth, "Usually when things happen, we all feel that it's about the same, but you are still aggressive. Now we all feel that you have been wronged, you And no complaints."

Zhang Fei said calmly: "The Buddha said, I will not go to hell. Whoever goes to **** doesn't know the suffering of the people, and how can he revise a perfect law? Qun Er pens fight in groups, and they have no power to fight back, because he doesn't eat the fireworks of the world."

Xu Zhiqian looked at him in surprise: "When did you become so great?"

Zhang Fei hehe said: "It's not because of your infection."

Xu Zhiqian smiled shyly, she was quite pleased with her words.

Seeing her smiling like a flower, Zhang Fei's heart moved, he lowered his head and kissed her red lips, and said with a smile, "Okay, I'm going to work."

Xu Zhiqian nodded shyly, "I'll pick you up in the afternoon."

Like a newly married little wife.

"Huh? Old Tao, why are you standing here trembling?"

Just arrived at the headquarters, I saw Tao Yonghan standing in front of the door trembling.

Tao Yonghan stamped his feet anxiously: "Zhang San, we have caused a catastrophe."

Zhang Fei asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

Tao Yonghan said: "We have a new chief here today."

Zhang Fei asked curiously: "The new chief? Who?"

"Yeah, just go in and have a look."

Zhang Fei walked in without any fear, but seeing that there was not even a muscular man in sight, before he could react, he heard an excited cry.

"Third brother."

Zhang Fei looked up and saw Ma Xiaoyi running out of the house, "Little Ma, why are you here?"

"I came with my brother."

"Huh? Pony, why are you dressed like me."

"Brother will give it."

"Yamei?"

"Ahem!"

Heard two coughs, and saw a young official dressed in official clothes come out.

Zhang Fei fixed his eyes and exclaimed: "Ya Nei."

It's not who Cao Dongdong is.

Cao Dongdong raised his head and said: "You little yamen servant, you really don't understand the rules, please call Cao inspector in this yamen."

"Cao Cao inspection?"

Zhang Fei was stunned.

Ma Xiaoyi excitedly said: "Brother is currently patrolling around and is in charge of this area."

Zhang Fei was pleasantly surprised: "Really?"

Cao Dongdong said: "Are you blind, haven't you seen my official uniform?"

His father is the deputy commander of the infantry, more than half of the military tours are under his father's management, and he is a relative of the emperor, becoming an official is a matter of minutes, it depends on whether he wants to or not.

Xiaoxiao patrols around, it's not easy to catch.

"This is really great." Zhang Fei's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly, "I'm just in need of help."

"Go, go!"

Cao Dongdong waved his hand and said: "You are close, I and you are just casual acquaintances, go and shovel the dung for me."

Zhang Fei asked in surprise, "Ya Nei, what are you doing?"

Cao Dongdong snorted: "Yesterday you fined the money from the yamen, but you were very arrogant. I didn't expect it. Hehe, you are finished today."

Zhang Fei suddenly realized, "It turns out that the Ya Nei airborne here is for this purpose."

"Airborne?"

Cao Dongdong's eyes flashed sharply, "I like this word in the yamen, airborne, yes, my yamen airborne this department, and it's just for revenge."

"Ya Nei, you!"

"Old Tao!"

Cao Dongdong shouted at the top of his voice.

"Here we come!"

Tao Yonghan hurried in, and asked without hesitation, "What orders does Inspector Cao have?"

Cao Dongdong said: "Don't take your people to patrol the streets."

"You."

"Zhang San, stop talking, let's go quickly."

Tao Yonghan didn't dare to contradict Cao Dongdong, so he quickly dragged Zhang Fei away.

After a stick of incense.

Zhang Fei was carrying a dung shovel and followed Tao Yonghan who was pushing a small cart out of the headquarters. Behind him was Cao Dongdong riding a tall horse, smiling so hard that he couldn't close his mouth.

He has always wanted to accept Zhang Fei as his younger brother, and now he has fulfilled his wish.

"Why so much shit?"

But not far from the headquarters, Tao Yonghan suddenly stopped, looking at the cow dung, horse dung, and donkey dung all over the ground in front of him, people are stupid.

Zhang Fei turned his head abruptly and glared at Cao Dongdong angrily.

Ma Xiaoyi also looked at Cao Dongdong: "Brother, did you do this?"

Cao Dongdong hurriedly argued: "This has nothing to do with me, I'm not so boring."

Tao Yonghan said: "This dung seems to be dumped here."

Cao Dongdong immediately said: "Old Tao, you dare to slander this yamen."

Tao Yonghan hurriedly said: "The villain dare not, but the villain just!"

At this moment, a person suddenly heard saying: "Hey! Zhang Daer's pen came out to shovel dung again."

Zhang Fei turned his head to look, and saw several young sons walking over, the leader was Gu Shaoqing, the protagonist of yesterday's traffic accident.

Zhang Fei frowned, and said with a smile: "Did Mr. Gu win the lawsuit yesterday?"

A trace of resentment flashed in Gu Shaoqing's eyes, but he said with a smile: "It's okay to lose, it may not be a few days, and that boy can only be with you and come here to shovel dung."

"Ha ha..."

A young man beside him smiled and said, "A food delivery guy offended our brother Gu, who in Tokyo would dare to take him in."

Cao Dongdong, who was on the horse, reacted when he heard this, and immediately dismounted, pointing at Gu Shaoqing with a whip in his hand, "You did this?"

Gu Shaoqing said with a smile: "Ya Nei, you have to give evidence for what you say. Which eye of yours saw that I did it?"

Cao Dongdong suddenly became angry from embarrassment, "What I said in the yamen is the proof, I will beat you with a hundred lashes, see if you recognize it, someone, come and take them down for me."

"Yes!"

Ma Xiaoyi was eager to try.

Gu Shaoqing looked a little flustered, and hurriedly said: "Cao Yanei, you have no proof, if you dare to touch us, my grandfather will definitely not let you go."

"Wait a minute."

Zhang Fei also hurried over and said: "Don't be fooled by the yamen, they are deliberately provoking you."

Cao Dongdong snorted and said: "Then this yamen is as they wish, you go, don't block the prestige of this yamen."

In the dandy world, this kid has never been convinced by anyone.

Zhang Fei winked at Cao Dongdong, and said in a low voice: "The yamen are wearing official uniforms now, if something happens, it will be brought to court."

Cao Dongdong looked at his official uniform, and frowned, still a little unwilling: "But this breath, I can't swallow it."

Zhang Fei said: "Don't pay attention to them, let's talk about it later."

Cao Dongdong saw that he seemed to have an idea, so he nodded.

Zhang Fei took the excrement shovel and began to clean up the excrement.

Gu Shaoqing and the others saw that Cao Dongdong didn't dare to attack, they immediately felt reassured, stood aside, laughed at Zhang Fei wantonly, and called passers-by to come and watch.

Cao Dongdong was so angry that he just slipped away, I can't afford to lose him. Ma Xiaoyi is quite loyal, staying here and helping Zhang Fei shovel dung.

This iron-toothed and bronze-toothed Zhang Dongpo can't even talk back, how boring it is.

Gu Shaoqing couldn't help saying to his companion: "Mistake! What a mistake! It's a matter of course for this lowly person to do lowly things. What's there to laugh at?"

After saying that, he left with a group of cronies.

After they left, Ma Xiaoyi said: "Third brother, can you bear this tone?"

Zhang Fei laughed and said, "To tell you the truth, I have to thank him."

Ma Xiaoyi asked in surprise, "Why?"

Zhang Fei said: "Because he provided me with an inspiration."

"What inspiration?"

"Let's talk about it later, let's finish this job first."

After cleaning up, Zhang Fei and Ma Xiaoyi returned to the headquarters.

When Cao Dongdong saw Zhang Fei, he was furious, "Zhang San, I really misjudged you. I didn't expect you to be so promising. Hmph."

Zhang Fei said with a smile: "Don't be annoyed, I will definitely make them pay for what happened today. Not only that, but I also have to let the Yamen make great contributions, even the Empress Dowager Cao looks up to the Yamen."

Cao Dongdong cheered up, "Really?"

Zhang Fei said: "It's absolutely true, I want Ya Nei to be the number one inspector in Tokyo."

Ma Xiaoyi was very excited when he heard that: "Third brother, what are you going to do?"

Zhang Fei hehe said: "Treat the body with the way of the person."

The next day.

Gu Ji came out of the house, and a young servant was waiting beside the carriage, "Master, please get in the carriage."

"The weather is fine today, so I won't take a carriage."

Gu Ji waved his hand and walked forward, but before he took two steps, he suddenly felt his feet slip, looked down, and immediately looked disgusted, and couldn't help cursing: "Which beast is this, how dare you stay in my house?" Pulling dung nearby."

A few servants rushed over and carried Gu Ji back.

Wangfu.

"Cousin, pay attention to safety on the road."

"Understood, ma'am stay here."

After bidding farewell to his wife, Wang Anshi walked towards the imperial city, but within two steps, he suddenly felt his feet go limp, looked down, and couldn't help laughing: "Are you going to be lucky today? "

Looking left and right again, seeing no one around, he jumped to the side of the road with one foot, and rubbed wildly in the grass.

Sima Mansion.

Boom boom boom!

The door opens.

"Husband, why are you back again, did you forget something?"

Mrs. Sima looked at Sima Guang, she couldn't help being a little surprised.

Sima Guang pointed to his right foot, "I'm unlucky today, I stepped on feces when I went out."

Madam Sima glanced at her, subconsciously covered her nose with nausea, and helped Sima Guang in again.