Judge of the Song Dynasty Chapter 398: The bridal chamber candle night

Zhang Fei's premonition was not wrong, since the moment he went out, the sense of shame was rolling in his heart. Lane

But I saw him wearing a bright red groom's suit, riding on a tall horse, as the saying goes, it's extremely cold at high places, and the cold wind made his nose keep running...

Ma Xiaoyi, Cao Dongdong, and Fu Shichun were riding on horseback to the left and right, and Na Taozi led a group of idlers, each with a big gong and drum.

Bang bang bang!

"Hey...today is the big day for Zhang San... come and see...!"

Bang bang bang!

"Come and see! There are still chestnuts to eat."

...

I saw some idlers holding a small bag of roasted chestnuts and throwing them at the crowd, causing everyone to loot.

Stir-fried chestnuts in sugar are very popular in Kaifeng, and it is difficult for ordinary families to afford it, because sugar is very expensive, and only families like Cao Dongdong and Ma Xiaoyi can afford it and throw it away.

In a short while, dozens of children followed, and the team became bigger and bigger.

Pedestrians stopped to watch wherever they went, windows and doors were opened upstairs and downstairs.

"Zhang Sanlang, congratulations, congratulations."

"Ah! Today is Saburo's big day, congratulations."

.....

Whenever Cao Dongdong saw a young woman upstairs, he personally picked up candied chestnuts and threw them up.

Shame!

What a shame!

Facing everyone's congratulations, Zhang Fei could only forcefully smile. The corners of his mouth twitched, and he said to the accompanying matchmaker: "Ms. Sun, this...is this also a custom and etiquette?"

Aunt Sun said: "That's not true, ordinary people can't afford to throw away chestnuts!"

Zhang Fei excitedly said: "Then you still allow them to do this."

Aunt Sun said: "There's nothing wrong with this, it's lively and lively, it's very good." Lan

"Yes!"

Ma Xiaoyi hehe said: "Third brother, on your big day, let's find some more people to help you celebrate, aren't you dissatisfied with that?"

"Go to you...Ah, my forehead, one to five, Bo Po Mo Buddha."

Zhang Fei was so angry that his mouth was almost crooked, and he quickly reminded himself, don't swear, don't swear.

Ma Xiaoyi asked curiously: "Third Brother, what do you read?"

"Buddhist scriptures."

"Oh."

"Zhang San, don't you like ostentatiously going around like this?" Cao Dongdong suddenly leaned towards Zhang Fei and winked.

Zhang Fei excitedly said: "Do you think I am enjoying it? It's almost enough, let's go to Xu's family to welcome the bride."

"It's fine if you don't like it!"

Cao Dongdong laughed and shouted again: "Taozi, speak louder."

"Hey... everyone, come out and take a look! Today is the wedding of Zhang San, the big-eared pen. Come and see, and there are chestnuts to give away."

"You guys are trying to trick me!" Zhang Fei said angrily.

Cao Dongdong hehe said: "You just saw it!"

"You... ah! Why did you come to Lushi Lane?"

Zhang Fei suddenly noticed that they had come to the gate of Record Alley.

Cao Dongdong said: "This is your territory, you must come here for a walk."

Zhang Fei couldn't help it anymore, "I'll go to you, most of them are brothels, I'm getting married today, you brought me here, what's your intention?"

Cao Dongdong rolled his eyes, "Didn't you say that you have no experience?"

Facing this question, Zhang Fei nodded cautiously.

Cao Dongdong said: "Why don't you find some people to teach you first."

Zhang Fei was taken aback suddenly, his eyes flickered a few times.

Aunt Sun enthusiastically said: "How can I recruit people for this matter, I can teach you."

Zhang Fei immediately shivered, aunt, forget about your age. Quickly said: "This...you don't have to worry about it."

Fu Shichun suddenly smiled and said: "Sanlang, don't listen to the nonsense in the yamen. There is a purpose for bringing you here. You see, where the candidates are, most of them are surrounded by fireworks. Why? It's because as long as someone goes to high school , there must be Yingying Yanyan by my side, so it can be called a great joy!"

Zhang Fei said: "Who are you messing with? He is a high school graduate, and I am married. Can this be the same?"

"Why is it different!"

Cao Dongdong snorted, and gave another order, "Go!"

"Wait!"

Zhang Fei hurriedly called him to stop, "Cars and horses are not allowed in this record alley, you are breaking the law, stop quickly."

Ma Xiaoyi said: "Third brother, look."

He points to the side of the road.

Zhang Fei turned his eyes and exclaimed: "Special traffic instructions?"

Ma Xiaoyi hehe said: "That's right! We issued a notice yesterday that Lushi Lane will be open to traffic during this period."

"You..."

What else did Zhang Fei want to say, this team has already entered Record Lane.

It's going to explode.

When the gongs and drums beat, the piao guests who worked hard all night were pleasantly surprised in their dreams, and they were immediately scolded.

Cao Dongdong and the others immediately started a war of words with each other.

Straight mother-in-law, if you yell at me again, I will go and call all your wives.

Many people suddenly died down.

Of course, there are also some piao players with good family status who frantically face Cao Dongdong and the others. Lane

The girls were disheveled, lying in front of the window, saying hello to Zhang Fei.

"Sanlang, congratulations."

"Hey, Sanlang looks really handsome today!"

"Sanlang, come and sit down when you have time."

......

For a while, it was very lively.

Cao Dongdong and the others liked the atmosphere, and deliberately stopped the team in the middle, letting them face off with clients and girls to their heart's content. Lane

Zhang Fei was played to death by them, he was like a living dead at this time, his mind was blank, and he was dragged out of Record Alley by them in a daze.

After a lot of trouble, under the urging of the matchmaker and Fan Zheng, they finally came to Xu's house before the auspicious time.

The Northern Song Dynasty also had the ceremony of blocking the door.

However, compared to later generations who just stuffed money, nowadays they pay attention to reciting poems and correcting poems. Xu Zhiqian's sisters are all born in official families, and they are also very good at composing poems and poems.

Cao Dongdong and the others can't do it in this respect, but there is an arrangement for this, and Cai Jing, Cai Bian, and Shangguan Jun were replaced immediately.

With just three or two strikes, the opponent will be defeated.

Everyone rushes in. Lane

But as soon as they entered the door, everyone became extremely cute.

I saw Xu Zun, Wang Anshi, Lu Gongzhu, Lu Huiqing, and even the nobleman Lan Yuanzhen sitting inside. Zhao Xu was unable to attend in person, so he ordered Lan Yuanzhen to come on his behalf.

They are all big names in the imperial court.

Cao Dongdong, who was shouting just now, is now behind Taozi, saying silently, he can't see me, he can't see me...

Actually, these people came to praise Zhang Fei.

It's just in name, it's on Xu Zun's head.

Welcoming the bride, today Xu Zhiqian is wearing a long green dress, the nobile pins are inserted obliquely, and the black silk covers the face. Today's hijab is not the red hijab, it completely covers it, it is made of light gauze, and Only half of his face was covered, and his face could be vaguely seen. Lane

When you come out of the house, you can really see the beauty of men and women, and you will be envious of others.

Come to the middle hall again and salute Xu Zun.

Xu Zun belongs to the ultra-moderate father-in-law, and for Zhang Fei, the son-in-law, he dotes on him even more. Not only did he not say that Zhang Fei must treat Xu Zhiqian well, but he even told him not to spoil him too much Xu Zhiqian, lest she go to heaven.

On the contrary, it was Wang Anshi, Lu Gongzhu and others who couldn't help but say a few words about Zhang Fei when Zhang Fei was toasting, especially Lu Gongzhu. That's all, from now on, you have to give us old men a little bit of a face, don't hate the world.

After some salutes, Xu Zhiqian was finally ushered into the carriage.

Because of Zhang Fei's previous traffic regulations, which stated that taking a sedan chair should pay a dignity fee, some scholar-bureaucrats who cherish their reputation will not take a sedan chair if it is not necessary.

This dignity fee is really ugly. Lane

It is even more impossible for the Xu family to sit in a sedan chair.

The bridegrooms are all women, mainly sister-in-law Mu Zhen, Xu Zun and the others will not go there, and they will come here to hold a banquet again after seven days.

Only Liu Zhao, the courtesy officer, went with him.

When you return to Zhang’s house, you don’t cross the brazier, but take off the saddle and put it in front of the door. This is a ceremony of crossing the saddle. This was especially popular in the Northern Song Dynasty. Newcomers cross the saddle and cross the balance scale, which means peace.

The Zhang family is full of three teachings and nine streams, wealthy businessmen Ma Tianhao, Chen Maoqian, Fan Yong, tea eaters Fan Li, Erbi Qiu Zhengwen, Bai Ban, Hong Zhong, and Tao Yonghan and other policemen.

But they are all standing on both sides in an orderly manner.

This is all because the old man sitting in the hall is none other than Sima Guang. Lane

Because Zhang Fei's parents are not around, it is necessary to find an old man who is highly respected and has a good relationship with Zhang Fei. .

It has to be said that Sima Guang also favored Zhang Fei, he couldn't help but enter the role of father, and even gave Zhang Fei a few words from the bottom of his heart.

Zhang Fei didn't expect that Sima Guang would be so emotional, and he couldn't help but miss his parents, his eyes were slightly red.

Under the auspices of Liu Zhao, after saluting to the elders, we will enter the most favorite part of everyone.

It is also the toasting session.

However, the bride enters the new house first, and the girls and the bride drink three drinks quickly, and then leave the house.

The groom's side is going to die. Lane

The ceremony of sitting high is to put a few quilts in the lobby, then put the chair on the quilts, and the groom sits on it.

Then, everyone raised their glasses and invited the groom down.

First the matchmaker toasted, then the sister-in-law, after they had finished toasting, Sima Guang and Liu Zhao vacated the battlefield.

I saw Ma Tianhao, Fan Yong, Chen Maoqian, Fan Li, Cao Dongdong, Ma Xiaoyi, Fu Shichun, Fan Zheng, and other policemen and ear pens swarming up, directly surrounding Zhang Fei.

From the moment he went out in the morning, Zhang Fei realized that these guys were not here to congratulate him, but to take revenge, but today he can only let them kill him.

Because there is no way to rely on it, if the wine is finished, the new house will not be able to go.

As for Cao Dongdong and the others, their goal is also very clear, that is to prevent you, Zhang Fei, from having a bridal chamber tonight, no, not tomorrow night either. Lane

Wood skills! It's pouring!

Although Zhang Fei has no experience in getting married, he has experience in attending weddings. He has held back for so long and is in a hurry. Today he must have a bridal chamber.

After drinking for three rounds, his face turned red, and when he had evidence, he used his ultimate move and lay down on the ground.

No matter how humiliating Cao Dongdong and the others are, they just don't open their eyes.

Cao Dongdong and the others were gnashing their teeth in anger.

In the end, Liu Zhao was afraid that Zhang Fei would catch cold lying on the ground for too long, so he ordered Zhang Fei to be carried back to the house.

With a creak, the door of the new house was closed. Lane

Suddenly, I heard a soft whisper in my ear, "Zhang San! Zhang San! How much did you drink and how did you get so drunk?"

Before the words finished, Zhang Fei sat up startled and hugged the beauty into his arms.

It made the beautiful woman sneer, "Ah! So you pretended to be drunk, what are you doing?"

"Of course it is to clear the inventory."

"Don't touch it, wait...wait, Ome is still there."

"Ome?"

Just then Zhang Fei sat up, took a closer look, and saw Qingmei blushing, standing shyly at the end of the bed, he couldn't help but said eagerly: "Qingmei, get out quickly, what happened next is not suitable for children. "Lan

"Three...Third brother, I...I...."

"It's not like you want to join, right? Wow... a **** in the bridal chamber, I... I have no experience! Maybe next time."

There was a strange light in Zhang Fei's eyes, and he thought to himself, I heard that there were dowry maids in ancient times, if the etiquette is like this, then I have to abide by it too!

"No..not."

Qing Mei shook her head again and again, lowered her face, and said in a low voice: "I was ordered by my sister-in-law to guide third brother and sister Qian'er's bridal chamber."

"Guide?"

Zhang Fei is stupid. Lane

Xu Zhiqian shyly said: "I don't dare to tell my sister-in-law that we have a physical relationship. My sister-in-law is afraid that you don't understand...so...."

"Ahem, look at what you said, I really don't understand this." Zhang Fei glanced at Xu Zhiqian shyly, and then said to Qingmei: "Qingmei, you can guide me, the first step should be What are you doing, is it masturbation, no, no, is it undressing?"

It's exciting to think about it.

Xu Zhiqian gave him a coquettish look, "You can hide it from others, but from me."

Speaking, she told Qingmei, "Qingmei, you go out first!"

"Yes."

Qing Mei hurried out the door. Lane

The room became very quiet for a while, and the rattling of the red candle could be heard.

Zhang Fei was not as anxious as before, lying on the bed with his right fist clenched on the pillow, staring at the beautiful woman beside the bed.

I saw Xu Zhiqian's fingers clasped tightly and her head bowed slightly. Her snow-white skin was stained with a layer of blush, so delicate and charming that it could be broken by blowing, her hair was as dense as a weave, and her pulse was charming.

Xu Zhiqian sneaked a sideways glance at the stupid look in that guy's eyes, she was happy in her heart, but said angrily, "It's not like I haven't seen it before."

Zhang Fei was stunned, and said with a smile: "I think you have the same demeanor when we first met."

When Xu Zhiqian heard the words, she said anxiously: "You still have the nerve to mention it, you disciple, the first time we met, you treated me lightly."

Zhang Fei hurriedly said: "Hey, hey, it was...!" at that time.

"Huh?"

Xu Zhiqian stared with her phoenix eyes.

Zhang Fei's expression changed, and he nodded: "Yes, yes, I was the one who was frivolous to you, but today, I want to legalize the frivolity to you, which is also our bounden duty."

Speaking, he didn't wait for Xu Zhiqian to refute, and pulled her into his arms.

"What is legal...you are a scoundrel."

Xu Zhi spat, and put his hand on his chest again, "Wait a minute, there is one more thing that I didn't explain clearly."

"What's the matter?" Lan

Zhang Fei was surprised.

You can't stop complaining in your heart, and the arrow is on the string, so why don't you stop playing.

Xu Zhiqian said: "It's the problem of the overflow of the law. You said that only men can overflow into women. This is the way of heaven. You said that when you got married, you told me. You can always tell me now." Let's go."

"It's easy!"

Speaking, Zhang Fei hugged Xu Zhiqian and rolled him under the red quilt, and Luo Shan lightly untied it.

"Look... this is overflow."

"Ah! It hurts to death!"