Surviving The Fourth Natural Disaster Chapter 1070: Snow Old Dog, Falcon Tengu

The 'Old Sanda King' curled his lips, raised his chin and said, "He? Tsk, forget it, we must be considerate of children's big eyes."

'Inch Wisp' shook his head: "Actually, the old dog is already very decent in his conduct, otherwise the Demon Cult would not have survived for so many years.

Tsk~ These days, color is like a bone-scraping knife, and power is like a bone-piercing wind. If you can't resist it, you will be wiped out. "

'Old Sanda King' did not deny this, she just looked at the 'perfect bald head' who was playing a bickering game with Ambowli outside: "But I can't accept such a gang leader, I can't stay for three days, it's not him To die is to die.

It's okay to have a bald head who is thick and thin, and who can play drums beside him. "

"Everyone has their own way~"'Cunlu' said indifferently, "Why do you care about other people's business!"

Compared to that old snow dog, she is actually more curious about another person... Edna looked at Sanda Wang sideways curiously... Although Sanda King's husband rarely came to Toril, but Over the years, she has seen him several times.

That person feels a little different from the undead... He is obviously a very elegant person, but he is very serious and serious, and his tone of voice is a bit tough, even though he has tried his best to restrain his attitude in front of Sanda King. Taste, but still palpable.

The character of the "elderly Sanda King" is well known, and it is commonplace to be beaten violently for a word, but such a female tyrant never cares about her husband's always commanding tone.

Although he may not necessarily do what the other party says, he is never angry.

So Edna is never surprised that there are always undead people trying to complain to the recognized "Tiger Fighting Hero", hoping that the "Old King of Sanda" will restrain his violent behavior.

Unfortunately, Fang Xianglai likes to share these news with his wife...Edna has seen them sitting on a bench, reading those complaint letters one by one with a smile on their faces, and then passed these The letters are divided into various types... The letters that tell the truth are deleted at a glance, and the letters that talk nonsense are divided into two times, two months, and two years according to the degree.

The husband and wife will get together to analyze the psychology of the false accuser to write such a letter... After all, the undead seem to send letters with real names, and there is no need to find the real culprit.

Until now, it seems that only the "young master" who is not afraid of spending money has taken advantage of the loopholes and was exposed by the old dog.

But Edna didn't want to mention Sanda King's husband in public... Although I don't know why, but that guy doesn't seem to like being noticed.

She lowered her head and smiled: "Tomorrow morning they are going to Xueluo Island, and they don't know what they can do."

"Unless that vampire duchess gets an artifact like the Sakoziel Seat, how can we lose?" the 'Old Sanda King' said nonchalantly.

"If she really took it out..."'Inch Wisp' suddenly laughed, "Tell me, will you become Falcon Tengu just like Xue Laogou?"

Crow's mouth plus a dog directly becomes a falcon tengu?

In an instant, I remembered the face of Quirin, the God of Falcon Tengu, which was always full of reluctance and reluctance. Edna, who stared at a pair of beautiful **** eyes, collapsed on the sofa and let out a muffled laugh. .

Thanks to 'Inch Wisp' who figured it out!

She shook her head vigorously, trying to shake that somewhat too appropriate image out of her mind... Edna still loves her undead friends very much, and really doesn't want to be cut off because she laughs at the sight of her.

However, this kind of creature is really vivid when used to describe Xue Laogou!

Because many people looked down on the tablet to search for the image of Hayabusa Tengu on the big boat of Black Rose, there was no movement for the time being.

But on the big ship of the Demon Cult, 'Xueyun Peak' had to welcome an unexpected guest.

The two-headed giant who had been staying in the cabin of the black-haired female mages came to them because of the mess that happened just now.

Nicknack didn't think about asking the undead to save people, but he hoped that the undead could send the unlucky female adventurer to bury them when they passed by some small islands.

If the undead is not interested in dealing with this kind of thing, just give him some time... In the words of the two-headed giant, anyway, he has a lot of dead wood in his hand, so he can make a coffin for the unlucky guy.

'Xue Yunfeng' looked at the two-headed giant with a sincere face, only a question mark remained on his face: "Shouldn't druids pursue a pure and natural funeral?"

"That's all nonsense from humans!" Nick Nack said with a little dullness, "burying the human body deeply in one place can not only make people who know her miss her, but also serve as a memorial for her." Naturally add a little loop.

But left in the wilderness... let the animals clean it up?

Animals don't know so much. After eating human meat, remember the taste, animals will regard human beings as a kind of food!

But... man-eating animals will soon be regarded as monsters by the humans who discover them, and they will find adventurers to kill them.

What's wrong with animals? They just remember the taste of food according to their own nature.

A real druid would never pursue throwing corpses into the wilderness, and let nature slowly digest this kind of nonsense. "

'Xue Yunfeng' blinked: "Hmm... Susu! Is there an island two kilometers ahead? By the way, you didn't throw the corpse into the water, did you?"

"Not yet."'Susu' stood at the door and said softly, "I have already received the garbage room over there, fortunately, I haven't moved in yet.

I've got the puppet to pull out. "

'Xue Yunfeng' opened his mouth... How could he have forgotten that the atmosphere brought out by Fran and Hill... No matter what kind of **** it is, it will use various tools to turn it into waste in the end.

The two heads of Neknak looked in different directions, keenly aware of the uneasiness of the two undead: "Is there any problem?"

"No!"'Xue Yunfeng' said categorically, "Please follow Susu to the utility room! It just so happens that we haven't dealt with it according to our own method!"

Looking at the tall two-headed giant leaving behind the particularly thin silver-haired female mage, 'Xue Yunfeng' turned to look at 'Mobi Fanchen': "Mobi, send a notice to everyone... The bodies of the Toril people, try not to let the puppet on our magic ship deal with them.

In the future, we will follow the method of the two-headed giant. The enemy digs a big pit and buries it, and the stranger gives a coffin. "

'Ink Pen Fanchen' asked a little puzzled: "Are you so nervous about using it?"

"Toril people seem to care about where they go after death."'Xue Yunfeng' said thoughtfully, "We have encountered enemies before, so digging pits and burning them is nothing to them. ...After all, everyone is afraid that their enemies will turn into undead and come back.

Although our approach is a bit too much, no one can blame anything.

But later..."

He suddenly smiled slightly: "Tell me, if a woman with Mystra crumbs suddenly plays a game of Return of the Dead, will Kelemvor and Midnight be mad when they find out?"

The atmosphere on the **** rose boat is lively. After finding out what kind of person Falcon Tengu looks like, he couldn't help but look at the old snow dog on the tablet, and that puffy dog ​​who was chasing and killing and running around to avoid being chased and killed. The 'old sanda king' of 'Inch Wisp' showed a knowing smile.

However, Edna couldn't laugh... She stared fixedly at Xue Laogou with a bright smile on the tablet... If this guy really has such a crow's mouth, then after she returns to the Kingdom of God, Be sure to send a falcon tengu cub as a souvenir of this undead!

"It's possible, right? Shar." Selûne of the floating castle widened her eyes, and turned to ask her younger sister who knew better.

"Ah..." Shar opened his mouth slightly, and said in a somewhat awkward tone, "Look... If he didn't think of this beforehand, he should have thought of it now."

"Huh?" Selûne tilted her head.

Hill, who had already understood it, took a big mouthful of ice cream and stuffed his mouth full of food, for fear that he would accidentally say it... Thank you Old Dog Xue for providing ao with valuable insights.

For ao, as long as he can make the life of Jegg in **** a little bit harder, then he will definitely do it.

Although he did take advantage of the Slate of Destiny incident~IndoMTL.com~, Jergal simply and neatly used Cyric and Bane to throw the derived law that was touched by Ao out of the Styx.

Then the purer law of death was unexpectedly handed over to the staid and upright Kelemvor.

The two of them didn't really decide the outcome that time, it can only be said that ao won a small game, but Jergal didn't lose completely.

While savoring the fragrance of mangoes, Hill thought with great interest: Last time, Jergal was able to hold Kelemvor down and let him only play thunder in Waterdeep City for one night. Can he do it this time?

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Ah, that's all for today.

Although it hurts a bit, I still deleted more than a thousand words of different descriptions of Xue Yunfeng and the two worlds, alas~

There are too many deviations from the plot, and I have a hard time modifying it.

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