Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 716: : What should you pay attention to when you participate in the handshake meeting for the first time?


"Are you kidding! Didn't you say you can sleep with Atong-chan?!"

"I can't even shake hands now!"

"Return the money!!"

Seeing the indignant and excited fans, Xin Baji panicked, "It's troublesome, Sakata P, don't talk about accumulating popularity, if this continues, you will be sued!"

"Don't worry, this is just a hot spot." Gintoki replied indifferently, "The main show is just starting now, everyone who buys pillows can get HDZ48 lap pillow coupons."

"Oh!!" All the fans exclaimed instantly.

Xin Baji turned around and blamed: "Wait a minute, Yinsang! What are you arguing about!"

"It's okay, it's just the thighs under the pillow, and there won't be a piece of meat missing." Yin Shi still looked indifferent.

"Line up here~" Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shouted with a smile, "Buy three and get one free now~ You can get four pillows and four knee pillow coupons for only 39,999 yuan~ Everyone, it's better to act than to be excited~"

Looking at the otaku crowding up immediately, Gintoki chuckled again and sighed with emotion: "Really, it's so simple that a pillow of 100 yuan can be sold for 100 times the price, which is indeed an idol effect. "

However, Gintoki had just finished expressing his emotions, when he heard Kagura's "Eat my knee pillow!"

Looking at Kagura who sent fans one by one to the pillow with his knees, Xinbachi complained wildly with his veins bursting: "What are you doing! Who told you to use this inexplicable punching method! What kind of knee pillow punch? It's just It's just a simple, rude and unreasonable knee strike!"

"It's better to sleep soundly with a hard pillow!" Kagura said confidently.

"Who cares if your pillow is hard or not! Although it's true that they won't be able to sleep at all!!" Xin Baji complained again.

"Enough!! We're not here for the SM Club!!"

"Are you still an idol?!"

"Return the money and pay for the medical expenses!!"

Looking at the fans who were even more excited than before, Xin Baji was in a hurry again: "Sakata P!"

Yinshi still didn't panic at all, and shouted: "In fact, everyone who bought the pillow has a bigger gift, and I didn't expect it to be the benefit of HDZ48 being with the pillow for a while!"

Three minutes later.

Gintoki, who was surrounded by fans who were unconsciously beaten by sleeping Kagura and seriously injured, said again: "This is just a hot spot, and there are still surprises when you buy it now. If you buy it, you will get four pillows for storage." Layer storage cabinet, only 49,800!"

"It just turned into a TV shopping idiot!" Xin Baji complained.

Finally, after Kagura's clenched blows, elbows and sleeping punches, all the fans turned around angrily and left cursing.

"It's not bad today," Jiang Cheng nodded to the wad of banknotes in his hand, "I've made so much money in such a short time, let Rilun and the others come up and sell pillows next time."

"You're so tall!" Shinpachi scolded, and then hurriedly stopped or kept those fans: "Hey, wait a minute!"

But...it doesn't help.

But at this moment, a somewhat contrived girl's voice suddenly came from the other side.

"It's really pathetic~ To do such an exaggerated thing to fans~ For idols, fans are gods, if it were us, we would never let everyone go back with such an expression~"

Looking at the girl with pink twintails who seemed to be playing something, Jiang Cheng, Gintoki, and Kagura squinted their eyes in confusion, as if they were saying, " Who is this?"

However, compared to these three people, Xin Baji and a group of OTAKUs on the side reacted abnormally after seeing this girl and the 47 people in the same attire behind her: short skirt, tube top, and devil wings It's so big, everyone's eyes are wide-eyed, and their eyes are wide open in disbelief.

"Because we are Kap☆Pu... the galaxy idol special force that gives dreams to everyone in the universe, so~"

"——!!" Xin Baji's eyes were bloodshot, his face full of disbelief, "Why...why did they come to Earth?"

"Everyone~ If you don't dislike it, why don't you try our handshake for a change?" GKB48's leading girl, Bichier, shouted to the OTAKUs, "Otherwise...they will be so lonely that they will cry Come out~"

"Uh... disgusting... woo!" Jiang Cheng showed a disgusted expression, but just as he finished speaking, he was stepped on by a group of OTAKUs rushing towards Bichier.

"I can't believe it!"

"The number one idol in the galaxy!"

"Me first!!"

"No, I'll go first!"

Looking at the enthusiastic fans rushing towards GKB48, Gintoki stared at dead fish eyes and asked, "Huh? What? Giant rotten bitch48?"

"How come... how did they come to Edo..." Xin Baji still had an unbelievable expression on his face, and muttered in his mouth: "GKB48 has gathered new stars who have won the idol election from all planets, That is, the top idol group composed of top idols in the galaxy!"

"No, how many times do you want to say top?" Yin Shi was a little speechless.

Xin Baji went on to say, "The strongest idol in the galaxy! After seizing the top idol throne of each planet, he moved to the next planet. Such idol special forces came to Edo, and even appeared in Atong In front of Jiang, their next target is needless to say..."

"Temon Master," Bichier, who came with arms folded, took Xin Baji's words, and said mockingly: "I have already experienced the strength of the top idols in Edo, and with this ability, I can stand at the top , It seems that the idols here have the worst fighting power in the planets we have experienced. Let me show you a little bit, the real idol handshake meeting!"

As soon as the words fell, Xin Baji suddenly discovered something, and stared at the 48 curtains prepared by the other party with wide eyes.

"Everyone..." Bichier, who covered half of her body with a curtain, said shyly, "Please come one by one in order, I want to cherish the time alone with every fan~ "

Xin Baji muttered to himself with a solemn expression: "It's just... just a handshake, why do you need to isolate the space?"

"I really underestimate idols..." Jiang Cheng, who had just got up and was covered in shoe prints, folded his hands and said solemnly, "It seems that the handshake meeting is not as simple as we thought."

"No, it has nothing to do with simplicity or complexity." Xin Baji replied, and then looked at each other again, "What do they want..."

"Just right!" At this time, Gao Zai, wearing the uniform of the Simen Tongqin Guards, volunteered to stand up, "Let me come first!"

"Gao Zai!" Xin Baji exclaimed.

"You actually utter nonsense about Atong-chan, if I don't like shaking hands, I'll show you guys!" Gao Zai walked forward without any fear, "There is also Xinchan, sorry, you are talking to A-tong now. To be honest, I don't know what Tong-chan is doing together, but I believe you will definitely protect Atong-chan until the last moment!"

Speaking, Gao Zai ran towards Bichi'er's hanging curtain, "I believe that Atong-chan will never lose to these guys!!"

"That guy..." Looking at Gao Zai who rushed into the curtain with a determined face, Jiang Cheng showed a bit of admiration on his face, "It's not that he hasn't grown up, trust him, Xin Baji."

"Yeah!" After hesitating for a while, Xinbachi nodded in response, and then looked at the curtain isolated from the outside world with a solemn expression.

"Huh? Really? Huh? Is this the case?"

After Gao Zai's words came out from the curtain, it suddenly started to shake.

"Why did it shake suddenly?" Yinshi was puzzled.

"Gao Zai!" Xin Baji cheered him on, but just after shouting, he suddenly found that Gao Zai, who was left with only his underwear, walked out quickly and went to the next curtain.

Yin Shi: "Huh? Is he taking it off?"

Jiang Cheng nodded: "It's really taken off."

Xin Baji: "Gao Zai!"

"I seem to hear a strange sound, what's going on? What's the sound?"

As soon as Yinshi finished speaking, Gao Zai, who was left with only the mosaic, hurried to the next curtain.

"Just completely naked? Wait, are they really just shaking hands? What the **** are they doing?"

"Does the handshake party still need to let the fans be naked?" Jiang Cheng propped his chin and muttered with serious brows, "No, no, that kid's [beep——] groan, I always feel that I can often hear it in Yoshihara A similar sound."

"Gao Zai—!" Xin Baji yelled again.

"No, wait, this isn't a handshake at all, is it? Is it something else?"

"Gao Zai——!"

"Yinshi, look, there is a strange and very common thing sticking out! That mosaic... Hey, what's going on? What is the handshake event? Why is there a mosaic in the handshake? What is going on? Mosaics can only appear when you grasp it! But then again, this kid has developed...pretty well..."

"Is it time to say something like this?!"

"Gao Zai——!"

Looking at Gao Zai whose whole body was covered with mosaics and rushing to the next curtain, Yinshi complained again: "The whole body is covered with mosaics! What's going on! Gao Zai——!"

"Gao Zai——!"

"Gao Zai?"

"Gao Zai——!"

"Gao Zai?"

"Gao Zai——!"

Amid Yinshi and Xinbaji's shouts one after another, finally that man... came out.

Plop!

Looking at Gao Zai, who was only wearing shorts and fell to the ground~IndoMTL.com~Xin Baji was the first to rush up and help Gao Zai up: "Cheer up! What happened? Gao Zai! "

Gao Zai showed a refreshing expression as if he had seen through everything, and there was a certain radiance on his face, and he said: "When I get home, I will burn all the little pornographic books..."

"What the **** happened!!"

"No, do you still need to ask what happened? This is exactly what happened, right? This, he must have done something unsightly. This, his refreshing expression has entered the sage mode. It's exactly the same as Jiang Cheng who went to Hualiu Street for the first time!"

"No, it's the same as you." Jiang Cheng retorted with narrowed eyes.

"Gao Zai, hurry up and tell me what happened inside?"

"...a blank space."

"It's exactly the same." Jiang Cheng propped his chin and murmured.

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