Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 720: : OTAKU, the more _______ the more __…

"That is... a single toilet!! In order to resist the temptation of the hanging curtain, is there a handshake meeting in the single toilet?!"

"It's...too vulgar," Bichier covered her mouth with a disgusted and disgusted expression, "How can fans be happy at a handshake meeting in that kind of place..."

However, before the conversation here, Bichier suddenly heard the following discussion from her team...

"What's the matter with the toilet?"

"Is it possible to see such... such things?"

"How is this possible..."

"But this is a toilet!"

"Ah! It seems that the fans have begun to waver!"

"I'm sorry, we know exactly what those senior OTAKUs are thinking..." The paper grinned in an unusually kind way, "If you want to ask why, we have two disgusting OTAs here. ..."

Bang! boom!

Yin Shi, who was hit on the head by both Jiang Zi and Ba Hui, rolled his eyes and slowly fell to the ground.

Jiang Zi clasped his hands, curled his mouth angrily: "Who is that kind of disgusting OTAKU like Xin Baji, believe it or not?"

"No, I'm not such a disgusting OTAKU anymore." Yahui said silently.

"I'm sorry, it seems that you still don't know much about OTAKUs." Jiang Zi glanced at the fans who kept pouring into this team, and continued in a flat tone: "For those who are the same as Xin Baji? For Cheery, who is feminine, what they want is disgusting. The more disgusting they are, the more excited they feel, character design? What is that? What they like are disgusting fantasies, little girl."

"No, I said, can you not use me as an example?" Yahui said silently.

"Cut!" Bichi'er gritted her teeth and cut it, with resentment on her face.

"Hey, silver sauce, little uncle, what's going on, Alu?"

"I've never heard of shaking hands in the toilet, Xinchan." A Miao also frowned to express her dissatisfaction.

"It's not my sister!" Yahui hastily defended.

"It seems that fans are not the only ones who are shaken!"

The paper said unhurriedly: "No, because it's the first time for you to participate in the handshake meeting or something. It's normal for you to be too shy to look at the fans."

Jiang Zi raised his index finger and squinted his eyes to take over the words with a smile: "So we decided to let you get under the toilet and put your hands out to wait. In this case, no matter what embarrassing things happen. It's okay."

The paper went on to add: "Afterwards, just shake hands with them one by one. Only when you can't see anything will you relax. You can hold whatever you want. In short, just hold it. Just treat your hands as toilet paper .”

"For cleaning, there is a lubricating fluid with cleansing ingredients that is very friendly to the skin. This is probably the process." Said, Jiang Zi clapped his hands, "Then prepare..."

Bang! boom!

Both fists hit Jiang Cheng and Yinshi's faces heavily at the same time, A Miao cursed angrily, "What pervert do you want people to play with?!"

"Did you hear that? What you just said?"

"I'm going there!"

"I want to go too!"

In an instant, a group of fans with nosebleeds and excited faces rushed to the HDZ48 handshake venue!

"Oh! More people have left the GKB48 team! HDZ48 has taken away more GKB48 fans with the terrible **** plan!"

"These hateful bastards!!" Bichier cursed bitterly, with veins throbbing all over her face.

"Next is the main story, let's get on with it," with a nosebleed paper on his face, with a relaxed expression on his face, "Keep your eyes open, everyone, the real power of Bichi..."

"Let's see and see for you!!" Jiang Zi and Juan Zi shouted at the same time.

But the next moment...

The two were beaten away by Yue Yong, A Miao, Jiu Bingwei and Xiao Yuan at the same time.

"Who is Bichi?!" ×4

"Wow!" × 2

…

"Are you kidding? I'm not interested in the handshake meeting at all. I just came here to ask the president to apologize." Shaking hands in the toilet, you might as well hire people from Yoshiwara.”

"The problem is not here anymore, Miss Yueyong..." Yahui said silently.

"Isn't that just right?" Juanzi looked disapproving, and glanced at Jiang Zi who was beside him, "Anyway, you are here to wipe this idiot's ass, right? So what's wrong with going straight to the toilet?"

"Hey, who's **** is dirtier than those OTAKU's [beep——]?" Jiang Zi frowned to express his dissatisfaction.

"Jiang Chengsang, no one said that." Ba Hui spoke again.

Xiao Yuan said solemnly: "Anyway, needless to say, I was originally the producer's carnivore."

"Just shut up!" Bahui complained.

Kuhei also expressed his dissatisfaction: "I was a samurai before I was an idol, how could I hold such dirty things? The only things a samurai can hold are swords and the weakness of the powerful, and the time control of the Yagyu family." rights and inheritance rights as well as stock rights and rice balls.”

Don't hold rice **** with hands that have held so many dirty things, you samurai!

"Moreover, it's too disrespectful for the fans to hold the hands that protruded from the toilet. We need to cherish the fans more, so..." As she said, A Miao looked at the people in front of her. The hand stretched out from the toilet, "stuff the fan into the toilet."

Please cherish your fans! !

"At the same time, considering hygiene, simple lubricating fluid is not enough, so in the end, it was decided that what we are holding is not the hand, but the fate of Clift (the instant-death madman in DQ4)."

Don't treat fans like mud hands, okay? Don't hold Clift's foot either! It's Clift who is holding back!

"Then, although a lot of things have happened," A Miao said, pulling down the drawstring of the toilet, "let's flush it all away with water~"

I can't rush away! Your evil deeds and Clift's grievances can't be washed away by the "big" level of water! !

Miao clapped her hands and walked out, raised an index finger and continued indifferently: "In short, it's the same as the movie version of Gintama, as long as fans can buy tickets to enter the theater, and the movies shown are even shit. If it doesn't work, the money will be kept in the account obediently."

Don't talk nonsense like this! Don't compare it to your rip-off nightclub, okay?

At this time, a group of fans surrounded the fan who had just been rushed out asking questions.

"Hey! What the **** happened?"

The wet fan replied: "Uh...it seems to have touched something soft like Kerry..."

"Kerry?! Soft stuff?!"

"In the end, it seems that there is still water coming out..." Wet continued.

"Spitting out holy water?!"

In an instant, a crowd of fans lost their composure and scrambled towards A Miao.

"I'm going to line up at OTAE!"

"The appearance is handsome but unexpectedly bold and open, OTAE is high!"

Looking at the fans scrambling to get ahead, Yahui complained: "Everyone miraculously misunderstood what they lined up for!"

"Okay, okay," A Miao said to the fans in front of her with crescent eyes, "Don't worry, everyone, please enter the toilet one by one."

"Well, it's fine if there are people queuing up anyway, Aru." Kagura at the side said indifferently.

But at this moment, the taunt from the little ape suddenly came from the side.

"Pfft, I'm so ridiculous," Xiao Yuan raised his eyebrows and showed a teasing expression, "Where does that kind of woman have any soft things? At first glance, she looks like a girl whose whole body is made of rocks." The cliffs of the mountains are formed, and it’s just a hard Sasquatch that gives people the illusion~”

"Don't be jealous of me just because there is no one in your toilet?" How about it?"

"OTAE, Hericium erinaceus is not for sitting, but a serious wild mushroom for many years. You don't even have a hard brain, do you?"

Looking at the two people facing each other, Kagura hastened to persuade: "Hey! Big sister head! Little ape!"

But it doesn't work.

A Miao still looked at the little ape in front of her with a smile on her face: "So I let you sit on the "mushrooms" of those stinky men. "

"Have you heard that?" Little Ape deliberately shouted, "This is the nature of OTAE!"

"Who the **** is your opponent!" Bahui complained wildly.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Xiao Yuan shrugged his shoulders, and replied as a matter of course: "Although this conference is the decisive battle for the chief idol, but before that, it is the electronic music perfume finals!"

"Ghost knows!!"

"I won't give up the C position! Compared with this kind of crazy woman, it's the right policy to come to my place to line up!" As he said, Xiao Yuan deliberately pulled his chest to reveal a little career line, and walked towards a All the fans deliberately winked, "Don't you want to shake hands with him? I have two softer things here~"

The excited fans turned around with excited expressions and rushed towards the little ape.

"Sure enough!"

"Obviously she is a girl with glasses, but her body is so willful and wild, it's amazing!!"

…

Looking at the little ape who snatched away her fans, A Miao said bitterly with blue veins and white eyes: "Damn it! Brazen woman!"

"Ahahaha~" the little ape laughed forgetfully, "The position C will always be mine! Clift just stay in the carriage and splash the holy water!"

(Holy water: a prop in the DQ series that can prevent monsters from approaching~IndoMTL.com~ Bang!

The little ape who led a fan into the single toilet and closed the door made a terrible sound after a while.

"I can't do it~ Hold it a little more gently~"

"Wait for me! What are you doing in there!" Bahui complained wildly.

"If you hold it so hard, it will break~" the little ape who hugged Bligh like a baby, and flushed Bligh's crotch into the toilet with the outstretched hand was pretentious. Say, "Those two soft TAMA~"

"That's Bligh's golden ball!!" A Miao walked in and stepped on the little ape's head and Bligh's head into the toilet.

"What the **** are you guys doing? Is this a handshake meeting for the graduate students of the DQ48 carriage group (bench group)?!" Bahui complained again, "By the way, these people don't have a worldview at all. Where did you come from? Did you find it?!"

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