Maybe a Fake Gintama: : Learn to take things for granted with a normal heart, just like Ming…

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"Really, what kind of disrespectful behavior do you do to others at this time, your hair was almost pulled off by you, what a crazy woman..."

Jiang Cheng walked while rubbing his head, muttering unceasingly.

After feeling the cold gaze coming from one side, Jiang Cheng stopped his muttering, raised his brows in displeasure, glanced at Yue Yong sideways, and curled his lips with a sharp expression. sound.

Yue Yong also snorted coldly, and said lightly: "That man (hazy)..."

Jiang Cheng smiled lightly, waved his hand to greet the wandering girl by the road with a smile, and asked softly at the same time.

"What's wrong?"

"Can such things as sins in the heart really disappear because of that kind of liquidation?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng laughed dumbfoundedly, shook his head helplessly, then looked ahead, and at the same time said slowly: "Ah, that may be the case for that kelp head, and this is his best result. Let me tell you Ah... no matter how stupid this kind of thing is, it should be clear, right? That kind of facial paralysis is simply not suitable for keeping such things."

"Then..." Yue Yong looked over, "What about you?"

Jiang Cheng waved his hands to the young ladies on the side of the road, and replied unhurriedly: "The situation is slightly different. No matter what kind of sin, I will carry it to the last moment. This is my... strong .”

Seeing Jiang Cheng who bent his eyes and smiled lightly at him, Yue Yong lost his mind inexplicably.

However, Jiang Chengcheng didn't seem to notice, and continued on his own: "I, I have spent some time trying to know what real strength is, and even questioned my own strength (physical strength). ) is really powerful, and what is the meaning of existence.

...Finally, I came to certain conclusions.

——Strong physical ability is not really powerful. A guy who cannot bear the consequences of his actions is not truly powerful, even if he can defeat a thousand with one.

That's how we were during the war against barbarians. We were immature and did all kinds of stupid things by virtue of our false strength. The result is that many people can't bear the consequences and sins caused by their actions after the war is over, like walking dead, they can't even find the meaning of living.

Compared with them, I am lucky, and it didn't take a few years or even ten years to understand the simplest truth in the world. It also led to me walking in front of them a long time ago..."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng smiled again, and continued softly: "Is it too complicated? Well, to put it simply, my sins don't need to be liquidated by anyone. Enough.

Moreover, it's not as heavy as you imagined. After all, at that time, a group of idiots traveled thousands of miles into the universe and forcibly snatched away a large part of what I was going to accept (sin). Right?

In short, don't care about this kind of thing. There is no need to think about how to make this person (me) live a little easier. For me, it is already a certain kind of thing to be able to guard these things (sin) in the name of atonement and live in this expected future. Happiness is too extravagant. "

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After saying such meaningful words, Jiang Cheng left behind Yue Yong who had stopped, and walked straight forward, leaving Yue Yong behind little by little.

...Why is it so easy for everyone to be seen through by this person every time? The "rescue this person" that I once expected is obviously not like this...

Thinking about it, Yue Yong gradually clenched her fists.

"But ah..." Jiang Cheng stopped suddenly, as if thinking of something, he turned his head and bent his eyes again and smiled softly.

"...human beings are forgettable creatures, even the sins they commit.

Me too.

Unlike ordinary people, for me, forgetting those things (sins) is the more painful and difficult thing to forgive myself.

So, it's like getting used to waking me up, can you please... remind me not to forget those things from now on? After all, you are used to it, right? Of course, I'm probably used to it, and I wouldn't..."

After knowing it later, Yue Yong, whose face and ears were gradually turning red, panicked and interrupted Jiang Cheng's words incoherently: "Ru...ru...ru...you say who is used to it! Me, me, me, me, me I'm not used to that kind of thing! I just can't bear the laziness of you, a debtor!"

"Ah, forget it."

Seeing Jiang Cheng who started again with a nonchalant expression on his face, Yue Yong was stunned for a moment, and then an unknown fire rose in his heart.

"You'd better die early! You scum!"

Accompanied by the whoosh sound of Kunai breaking through the air and the sound of Kunai piercing into the body, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell to the ground with a plop.

Yue Yong walked up slowly, pinching the pipe, standing beside Jiang Cheng with one arm around his chest, and pretending to speak calmly, with his still flushed face turned away.

"However... since you have asked so much, there is no... no way, this... This kind of reminder can still satisfy you..."

Jiang Cheng, whose head was full of black lines, looked at Yue Yong twitchingly at the corner of his mouth.

"No, this method is of no use to memory, it might be counterproductive, right? It will be broken sooner or later if you always get stuck in your head like this?"

"Do you need to pierce other parts besides the head?"

"No, there's no need." Jiang Cheng got up, squinted his eyes and raised his hand and replied, "Please forget my request just now, just pretend that I didn't say it, and if it doesn't work, just pretend it's me personally It’s fine to withdraw the request, anyway, goodbye!”

Whoosh!

Poof!

"Is it okay here?"

Yue Yong asked while pointing at Jiang Cheng's butt.

"It's your size!" Jiang Cheng, who pulled out the kunai from his buttocks, roared angrily, "I said I don't need you!"

Whoosh!

Poof!

"What about there?"

"It doesn't matter where it is! I said I don't need it! Are you going to fight?! You crazy woman!"

……

The narrow and remote residential area in Yoshihara is populated by "retired" old women who have stopped receiving customers and usually just teach young wandering girls some experience.

But there are not many left. A long time ago, before Jiang Cheng came to Jiyuan, there were not many mother-in-laws left here.

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Under the rule of Fengxian, they no longer receive customers, have no source of income, are extremely poor and emaciated, even if they are occasionally rescued by some younger generations, it is difficult for them to live alone for a long time.

It wasn't until Jiang Cheng came to Jiyuan that their lives improved a little. They could receive at least some relief money every month, which was more than enough to guarantee a person's life.

Hmm... During the patrol, Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong chased a suspicious figure, turning east and west into a dead end.

Looking at the empty dead alley and looking around, Jiang Cheng raised his eyebrows and pinched his chin in doubt.

"It's strange, that figure is clearly coming here..."

Yue Yong took out Kunai and alerted the surrounding area.

"Don't let your guard down, maybe it's hidden here, that skill... is definitely not from Yoshihara!"

"Ah, indeed..." Jiang Cheng nodded, but then he suddenly noticed something and sniffed his nose, "Hey, Yueyue, do you smell a strange smell? Sweet... It's very strange, like the one I've smelled before..."

"Huh?" Yue Yong also sniffed his nose, "Indeed, there is a familiar smell, this..."

In just a split second, the two reacted at the same time and covered their noses at the same time.

The two people with their heads down looked at the pink heart-shaped incense stick at their feet, and their faces sank at the same time.

The slowly rising yellow-pink smoke brought back some unbearable memories for the two of them.

"Water...water! Find water quickly!"

"Don't panic! Anyway, close your eyes and pinch your nose! Turn around! Leave the water to me!"

Yue Yong did as she did, pinching her nose, closing her eyes and turning her back: "Quick...quickly put it off!"

"Shut up!" Jiang Cheng roared, "The more anxious you are at this time, the less water you have! Shut up and keep quiet! Let me brew a..."

Hearing the rustling sound of a belt behind him, Yue Yong's face darkened again, and then he turned around and kicked Jiang Cheng with all his strength.

"Where are you going to use water to put out the fire?!"

"There is no way!" Jiang Cheng, who was kicked aside, retorted with his veins bursting, "Aside from this method, is there any other way to put out the fire at this time?! Didn't it mean that all these things were destroyed at the beginning? Is it?! This is your dereliction of duty!"

"Shut up! There are so many Ai Ranxiang, it is possible to miss one or two!"

After saying that, the two of them reacted at the same time, twitching the corners of their eyes, looking at each other's face with cold sweat.

"Ah... Oops..." × 2

……

Night.

In the tea house on the side of Yoshihara's main street, Rilun, leaning on a cane, walked slowly towards Jiang Hua, who was leaning against the door and smoking a cigarette.

"It's really surprising. I thought Mrs. Jiang Hua was going to give up."

Rilun laughed.

After exhaling lightly, Jiang Hua said softly, "Did I do anything? I just accidentally threw away the incense I bought."

"Hehehe..." Rilun covered his face and smiled, then looked up at the night sky, "Those two people thought that everyone didn't know anything, but in fact, everyone just tacitly said nothing and pretended they didn't know anything. That's all. After all..."

Rilun looked up at the ceiling, and slowly uttered the second half of the sentence.

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"The sound insulation effect of Japanese traditional house structure is not so good..."

Jiang Hua: ...

"But having said that, the Ai Ranxiang left behind by Ms. Jiang Hua is..."

"I heard about that kind of thing from Jiang Chengjiang's mouth before." Jiang Hua slowly explained, "It imitates the shape of that, with a sweet smell and no special effect... "

"Uh... a very clever move, but... it always feels like it doesn't work, and the two of them will still..."

Thinking of Jiang Cheng who was standing on the roof during the day and heard Jiang Cheng say, "Can you please... remind me not to forget those things from now on?" Jiang Hua turned his head and smiled softly.

"Maybe it's because I did too much."

"Huh?"

"No, nothing."

Jiang Hua shook his head again, and raised his head to look at the bright, flawed, curved crescent moon.

(finally.)

———— Small theater dividing line————

"Three years in Group Z, Jiang Cheng Sansan! "

"In short, this is the final return, and our studio is also the final return. If there is anything you want to ask, hurry up."

The Mandarin teacher standing on the podium was sorting out the lesson plans while talking.

"Hey?!"

In an instant, the students below were boiling.

"This is the final round?!"

"It's too hasty and sudden!"

"Don't be kidding! I didn't appear in the final chapter at all! My old lady has put on makeup and condescends to show respect to those scumbag blind date venues!"

The flat single ponytail girl patted the table and stood up, the table that was patted in half swears the inner displeasure and anger of the ponytail girl.

"Okay, next one." Jiang Cheng said with narrowed eyes.

"Isn't it perfunctory?!" A Miao frowned.

"No, I only said that you can ask questions but not that I will answer you. Okay, next."

"Jiang Chengsan, I..."

A certain silver-haired natural curly man in a white coat with a cigarette in his mouth stood up.

"Huh? Is it a new transfer student?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled.

"No, I'm the teacher, the original Mandarin teacher in this class——Teacher Yinba."

"That diabetic attack and **** explosion is said to be Mr. Ginba, who was hospitalized for half a year but stayed for several months?"

"Exactly."

"So that's it, I see, please sit down."

"No, wait a minute, I want to ask, when can I start work?"

"Ask this kind of question to someone who has OO on his forehead... Idiot principal, okay, next one."

"No, my..."

Before Mr. Ginpachi, who had just been discharged from the hospital, could finish speaking, Kondo raised his hand and stood up.

"Teacher! I want to ask about the timeline! Because it's too messy, many people can't figure it out! How many timelines do we have? What time is the last day?"

"Um... next."

A girl with orange hair and ball head wearing thick bottle-bottomed glasses stood up.

"Wait!! This kind of question needs to be explained!! But it is a very important question that concerns me!"

After finishing speaking, the girl straightened her flat chest in great indignation.

"Go back and read the main article again. By the way, you will understand after reading the final summary of the main article. If you don't understand it once, read it several times. The above. Next."

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"Teacher," Sougo raised his hand and stood up, "I want to ask, what is the end of my sister? Did you really have a blind date with that V-shaped man?"

"Ah, this, I didn't continue to write because of the limited space at that time, I can show you if you care."

…………………

Following the end of Sanye Blind Date——

Sanye, who had just returned from the toilet, looked at Shishi standing aside, and finally smiled from the bottom of her heart.

After a long time, I asked a question...

"Excuse me, are you my blind date today?"

As for Fourteen, he clenched his fist and remained silent for a long time before replying in a low voice.

"...ah, yes."

However, just after the fourteenth chapter was finished, he suddenly felt a pain in the back of his head, his eyes went dark, and then he completely lost consciousness.

"Miss Sanye, I'm really sorry for letting such a guy ruin the atmosphere of the blind date."

Jiang Cheng apologized somewhat, but the movement of tying the mouth of the sack was very skillful and neat.

"Don't worry, Miss Sanye, Wanshiwu will help you arrange a very high-quality blind date."

Yinshi, who carried the sack up, said seriously.

"Uh..."

"Anyway, let Songyang chat with you today to make a living. By the way, Songyang is also single."

Jiang Cheng pulled Songyang to the table.

"Hey? Teacher Songyang..." Sanye covered her mouth and looked at Songyang in surprise, but then showed a bit of shyness, "It's not impossible for Teacher Songyang..."

……

When Fourteen woke up in a desolate suburban area with his head buried, it was already late at night.

Looking at the very familiar sack on the ground in front of him by the moonlight, Fourteen... fell silent.

However, under the bright moonlight, the soft footsteps from far to near calmed Shisi, who wanted to go crazy.

Fourteen looked up, and after seeing the owner of the footsteps, his eyes suddenly widened, and his pupils trembled slightly...

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"... Well, that's it, the owner of the last footsteps - the bear who has been hungry for many days and has not had a full meal, has a full meal."

Jiang Cheng on the podium completed the ending of the story.

"Ah, that's great." Sougo patted his chest with a look of joy.

"That's not right!!" Fourteen stood up in an instant to express his dissatisfaction, "It's strange for a bear to appear in that situation! No matter how you look at it, Miss Sanye will appear! "

"Huh? Strange? Is it strange that a bear appears in the wild?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously, then waved his hand, "Anyway, it was Mr. Xiong who appeared, okay, next one."

"Wait..."

A young man with long hair interrupted Fourteen's words and stood up: "Teacher, I..."

"You are the teacher, right? Songyang? And, the next one."

"I haven't answered my mother's question yet!"

"Miss A Miao, calm down! The teacher didn't answer my question!"

"My problem is more important, Aru!"

"No, my question is more important! Is the owner of the footsteps Mr. Xiong or Miss Sanye? Hey! Hey!"

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Underneath are the hype students, Jiang Cheng's little finger digs his ears, as if he didn't hear it.

"Okay, this semester is over, everyone's grades have improved significantly compared to my grades before I came here, see you next semester. Today's duty students should be on duty for the last time of this semester before they leave. Hand over the key to my office before you leave, and it's over."

"Wait!!!"×n

"What's the matter?" Jiang Cheng stopped, showing a bit of impatience.

"Happy marriage!"×n

"What, do you already know?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the students in the classroom, paused for a few seconds, and then scratched his hair a little irritably, "Really, Kagura, don't Talk about everything."

"No! Uncle! I didn't say it!" The girl with thick pancake glasses stood up, "It's you and Teacher Yueyong in the health room. It's so obvious that everyone can see it!"

"Call me teacher at school. Anyway..."

As he said that, Jiang Cheng once again looked at the group of students who had been together for less than a year. He showed a rare smile on that handsome but always impatient face. meaning.

"...thank you."

After leaving this sentence, Jiang Cheng started to walk towards the classroom door again.

"Also, Teacher Jiang Cheng..."

Xin Baji stood up.

Immediately afterwards, one student after another stood up until everyone stood up.

"...we graduated."×n

Jiang Cheng, who happened to walk to the door of the classroom, suddenly stopped, turned around, and looked quietly at the students in the classroom who had been together for less than a year.

"Take photos at the end of the wedding."

Let's talk, Jiang Cheng tore off his windbreaker, tidied up his tie, and revealed a very neat white suit inside~IndoMTL.com~ Looking at some unidentified contemporaries, Kagura suddenly thought of it What and explained: "Oh! I almost forgot! Under the coercion... pleading of my little uncle, the principal Bai...Hata said that he would provide the campus as a wedding venue for free to my little uncle."

"Hey? Wait... Hey?!!!"×n

"What about the time?" Shin Hachi asked.

"It seems to be the day of the graduation ceremony." Kagura replied.

"Hey, it doesn't matter if you can't catch up with other people's weddings, but don't miss your own graduation ceremony. Let's go."

After leaving this sentence, Jiang Cheng stepped out of the classroom door without looking back.

A Miao tentatively said, "That... isn't the graduation ceremony today? Xinchan?"

"By the way, Teacher Ginba, please accept everyone's wedding gifts for now."

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who turned back with his eyes bent and a kind expression on his face, the students who hadn't had time to get excited turned expressionless at the same time.

"Because you have already graduated and you are a member of the society. For a member of society to attend the wedding, the gift money is a matter of course?" Jiang Cheng said naturally, "Of course, there is also Teacher Yinba, even though we didn't work together because of the **** explosion. But even so, I took the time to come to the wedding venue to attend my wedding as soon as I was discharged from the hospital, I was really... very moved!"

After a long while of silence, Mr. Ginpachi, who rolled his dead fish eyes, raised his hand.

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"That... Please tell that idiot principal with OO on his forehead: I want to resign. I have to work..."

(End.)