The Beauty Blogger Chapter 66: Estee Lauder Lip Glaze No. 210
The next morning, when Si Yan woke up, the first news she heard was that Qi Guanxiu's health was not in good condition.
"Fifth brother is weak in nature, and he needs to rely on people from the Jianghu to pass on his internal skills to make up for it. Recently, he has been running around for days on Yunli's matter, and he has no time to contact people from the Jianghu. It will be impossible once he relaxes." Qi Guanyi said with a sigh , looked at Si Yan, and said, "I discussed with the ninth brother, and send the fifth brother to Mozhou next to him for a little training. You can go together."
Si Yan shook her head: "I can help you solve that wall."
"Really?" Qi Guanyi frowned, "If you just want to try, then forget it. After all, it's a battlefield, there is no medicine for regret if you lose your life."
Si Yan looked at Jack.
She doesn't dare to say that she can solve the problem, but if the system npc Jack says it can, then she can!
Jack leaned against the cabinet with his arms crossed, he looked at them after noticing her gaze, and said to Qi Guanyi: "I know what to do, but I can't tell you."
A blue vein twitched on Qi Guanyi's forehead.
Si Yan pretended not to see with a dry smile, and asked him: "The commander is still the Fifth Highness, right?"
Qi Guanyi nodded, and she said: "Then I want to go to the master account."
"Go to the main account?" Qi Guanyi didn't stop him, after a moment of stunned, he just said, "Then I'll find you a men's suit."
Si Yan immediately thanked her, thinking about those handsome armors of Binggege, she was a little excited!
As for why she had to go to the main account, it was because she considered a small detail - no matter who came up with the idea to solve this problem, the greatest battle merit should best be attributed to Qi Guanxiu.
Otherwise, he would return without success, and more and more people would know about his relationship with Yunli, and Yunli would be finished; what if the court is investigating him for leaving the barracks without permission? Then he and Yunli are finished!
If you can win the Helan pass, at least it will be enough to make up for the merit, and it is probably enough to record another merit. After all, Helan Pass has been a headache for the generals for so long, and it is estimated that whoever breaks through here will convince everyone to call Dad!
While following Qi Guanyi to the barracks, Si Yan shared his thoughts with him, Qi Guanyi listened quietly and said, "I'm really careful, I'll listen to you."
Si Yan was very happy to be praised by him in her heart, and she planned to share this idea with others later on. After being able to enter the main account and really "start the speech", I found that the atmosphere was different from what I expected...
In the main tent, Qi Guanxiu sat in the main seat, on both sides were Qi Guanyi and Qi Guanbao, and behind them were Jack and Yunli. Si Yan stood in the center and finished speaking in a few words, Qi Guanbao snorted: "That is to say, this matter mainly depends on Jack? Can you trust it?"
As he spoke, he looked at Qi Guanyi, with a hint of contempt in his eyes: "Brother Seven, are you out of your mind?"
Qi Guanyi calmly folded his arms: "I can't trust him, but I can trust Si Yan."
Jack, who was innocently shot twice, still didn't say a word, Yunli interjected: "I think this big Hu man is very reliable, he was the one who played and fought with Si Yan before, let Si Yan win, and also let Si Yan win." He didn't let others see that it was fake. Besides, he is also very good to Si Yan, and he won't come up with a blind idea to see Si Yan in a dilemma." He smiled at Jack while talking, "Is it Jack?"
The pale-faced Qi Guanxiu glanced at Yunli: "What is it? If it is not my race, its heart must be different. I will leave this matter to the seventh brother. I don't worry, other people can't."
Si Yan: ...you wait?
She clearly sensed the tension in the words of the few people, and the calm scene was actually chaotic.
To sum up, Qi Guanbao wants to choke Jack and Qi Guanyi, Yunli supports Jack, Qi Guanxiu opposes Jack and supports Qi Guanyi... However, Qi Guanyi supports Jack in this matter!
Si Yan was in a mess for a few seconds, and coughed: "Guys, you guys... make your camp clear first, let's continue talking?"
"..." Several people glanced at each other.
Several cold lights flashed across the front and back of Si Yan's head.
"Leave it to me." Qi Guanyi said, "I'll take care of the specific matters, and if something goes wrong, I'll bear the charges. Fifth brother should take care of his illness."
Qi Guanxiu looked at Qi Guanyi and Jack, pondered for a while, and finally nodded: "Okay."
"Fifth brother!" Qi Guanbao tried to stop him, but Qi Guanxiu raised his hand and stopped talking. Qi Guanxiu opened the drawer and took out two waist tags and threw them on the table: "Miss Si and Jack each have one, so it is convenient to enter and leave the barracks at any time."
"Okay." Si Yan immediately stepped forward and took it, and Jack also went to get it just as he was about to leave his seat, but Yun Li shouted, "Wait!"
Yun Li stared at him, got up first to get the waist card, turned it back and handed it to Jack: "Stay away from His Highness Fifth Highness, or I will fight you!"
Si Yan: "..."
She almost forgot, as soon as Jack touches the fifth father, the fifth father wants to #¥%...... him.
No wonder Yunli unconditionally supported Jack to be with her without clarifying the situation! So that's the case? !
Yunli, you scheming little shou...
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So the process of formulating a specific plan afterwards is also difficult to describe.
Actually, several men are very serious about such a big matter, but occasionally they can't help but choke on each other. Si Yan is sandwiched between them, feeling like she is watching a sitcom.
Two days later, before Qi Guanxiu went to Mozhou to recuperate, the general procedure was finally finalized.
Privately, what Jack discussed with Si Yan was to remove the corpses by the stream first, and then repair the air wall at the moment when the two sides started fighting. But Si Yan couldn't talk directly to Qi Guanyi and the others on the part of the air wall, so she could only talk about the issue of clearing the corpses first.
She lied about the air wall: "There are records from the barbarians, saying that this kind of wall is made of resentment. There are too many corpses, so the resentment condenses into a wall, and then Because I resented my compatriots for not collecting their corpses, I only prevented our army from passing through, but did not prevent the enemy army from coming."
"..." After she finished speaking, the three princes looked at each other blankly, Qi Guanxiu said, "You guys made a mistake, it was the wall that existed first that caused so many people to die there."
"Your Highness, have you seen it with your own eyes?" Si Yan insisted on her fabricated opinion, "The previous rumors about that wall were just hearsay, but here is the recorded origin of Jack. If you don't believe me, we can try it. , sent people to collect the corpses under the wall at night, and then declared war on the enemy.”
Qi Guanxiu looked at Qi Guanyi hesitantly, and Qi Guanyi looked at Si Yan: "She is not someone who can joke about big things, I trust her."
"Seventh brother..."
"I'm not someone who would use big things to please girls." Qi Guanyi glanced at Qi Guanxiu, then asked Si Yan, "Do you need any special arrangements?"
"En." Si Yan nodded, "In order to ensure that our army does not suffer from being dumb, the first group of people who rushed forward were used to attract firepower and carried shields. We found that most of the soldiers who died in battle were imprisoned by Helan The random arrows placed on the mountainside were shot to death, and this group of people don’t need to attack after they go up, they just need to use the shield to disable their arrows.”
Qi Guanyi nodded: "And then?"
"No matter how strong the enemy army is, their arrows are limited. They won't use all their arrows in this battle." Si Yan paused, and then said, "We need someone to mix up before we start the battle." Go to the enemy's side, hand out the secret signal when a large number of them go out to counterattack, and go directly to heavy weapons such as catapults."
"...There is no need for this." Qi Guanxiu retorted, "If they send troops, we will also send troops. It has always been like this. It is not necessary to send people in first, it may expose the target instead."
"I know it's always been like this. But if we can reduce casualties now, we can increase our combat achievements, Your Highness Fifth." Si Yan spread her hands, "You want to save yourself and Yunli, but I don't want to go to the Clothes Bureau either. , It’s best if we fight this battle beautifully. As for exposing the target...it’s only when the person sent in will arouse suspicion, just find someone who won’t arouse suspicion.”
Several people exchanged looks with each other, each nodded in consideration. Si Yan immediately said: "It's fine if I go, they won't randomly suspect that a woman is from the army."
"No!" Qi Guanyi and Qi Guanbao drank at the same time.
Her eyes wandered between the two of them, Qi Guanbao took a deep breath: "You have been to their main city when you were married, maybe you will be recognized."
Si Yan has a plan in mind: "I can put on makeup for myself, so that my own mother doesn't even recognize it. His Royal Highness can prove this."
His Royal Highness Seven: "..."
Then he said: "I will go with her."
Si Yan: "?!"
Qi Guanbao and Jack's eyes froze.
Si Yan didn't know how to stop him for a moment—in fact, the reason why she was so courageous was not her makeup skills, but because Jack could save a file for her in advance. If you fail, go back to the save and start again, just avoid the last problem, and you will always succeed after three or five times.
"No need..." Seeing Qi Guanyi pacing over, Si Yan paused for a while and patted her chest, "I'm sure I'm fine, a person who is so afraid of death like me would never do something to die!"
"Tch." Qi Guanyi couldn't help laughing when she saw her say so confidently that she was afraid of death, and patted her forehead, "That was under the nose of the enemy army, where did you have so much confidence? I'll go too, I won't discuss it with you. "
Si Yan: "... Let's discuss it, do you have something to say?"
Qi Guanyi pouted: "No discussion."
Jack frowned and yawned: "I'm sleepy, I'll go back and rest first." He snapped his fingers at Si Yan as he walked out, "Call me if you need anything."
Just a moment after he left the tent, Si Yan heard another yawn next to her ear.
"...Why did you return to the panel?" She asked him in the communication interface, and the voice over there yawned: "Anyway, it doesn't matter if I'm there for a while or not, it's more comfortable in the panel."
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In order to prevent anyone from leaking the news, they decided to go directly to Helan Pass from Si Yan's tent after putting on their makeup in Si Yan's tent. So when the appointed time came, Si Yan happily played with Qi Guanyi's face again.
She just painted herself a heavy makeup that was completely different from the day of her marriage, but looking at Qi Guanyi's traditional handsome face, she couldn't help but want to destroy it.
Qi Guanyi's eyebrows jumped when he saw her obviously sinister smile: "Are you going to draw pustules on me again?"
"No, no, that's so uncreative." Si Yan said while pulling out a lip gloss from her sleeve, "Tsk, Estee Lauder Admiration Lip Gloss No. 210! The brand endorsed by my male god!"
Qi Guanyi glanced at her: "What is a male god?"
"I'm an idol, I want to chase him, marry him, want to sleep with him!" Si Yan unscrewed the lip gloss while talking, raised her eyes, saw Qi Guanyi was still looking at her, and said, "Just talking, In fact, you still have to keep your distance. Distance produces beauty, and the one who can never catch up is called a male god!"
Qi Guanyi said "Oh", she said "close your eyes", and mercilessly stroked from the corner of his forehead to his chin with a brush.
This No. 210 is the popular red bean paste color, slightly purple. The makeup is beautiful and long-lasting, suitable for autumn and winter, suitable for daily makeup... and also suitable for drawing a big scar.
Si Yan finished the main color with this bean paste color, and then touched the Armani clarinet #603, adding some traces of heavy color on the corners. Makes the wound look uneven, both dark and light.
A scar is not enough. After she finished painting, she looked at his face carefully for a while, then added a bruise on the cheek, a swollen forehead, and finally painted nars on the left eyelid. The dark red in Kuala Lumpur looks like it has suffered domestic violence (?).
"Okay, I'm very satisfied!" After finishing her makeup, she brushed her hands and took the mirror to show Qi Guanyi.
"Hiss..." Qi Guanyi took a deep breath and laughed, "It's so ugly that even my own mother doesn't know me."
"That's it!" Si Yan smiled and put away her cosmetics, and after being quiet for a while, she heard him ask: "Then do you have a deeper impression of my appearance, or of my original appearance?"
"..." She was stunned, turned to look at him, and laughed, "Of course I am more impressed with your appearance! You don't need to be so stressed, you are so handsome and handsome, everyone knows it! "
"That's good." Qi Guanyi smiled lightly and looked at the mirror for a while, then got up and hugged her from behind, "I have a few words to tell you."
Huh?
She coughed lightly, struggled out of his arms uncomfortably, turned to look at him: "Speak."
"You're a very nice girl, even though you're in a bad situation, you still have to think about Fifth Brother and Yunli." He stared at her, boasting not at all tactfully.
"Well, that..." Si Yan forced a smile embarrassingly, "That's not true, I'm also thinking about myself. I hope His Highness the Fifth Highness will make a great contribution, and then talk for me by the way, he proves that I am among them If I work hard, I won't be able to go to the Clothes Bureau!"
After all, under the background of this era, it is difficult for everyone to directly believe that she has done the work, and they can only save themselves.
"But as I said before, I won't let you go to the Clothes Bureau again." Qi Guanyi chuckled, "I also won't let you risk your death on the battlefield."
Si Yanzheng was startled, he grabbed her shoulders with both hands and lifted her feet off the ground. Si Yan screamed and was carried back by him, until her back was pressed against the pillar in the tent, and at the same time, the coolness hit her wrist, and she heard a "click".
She raised her hand subconsciously, until it reached mid-air and couldn't lift it anymore. Looking closely, I saw that both my wrists were handcuffed, and the chains were still wrapped around the pillar.
"You..." She looked at him in astonishment.
"Good boy, I will definitely come back alive." Qi Guanyi smiled easily, "After all, you have painted me so that even my own mother can't recognize me."
"Qi Guanyi!" Si Yan shouted angrily, in return for him to kiss her lightly on the forehead.
After a moment's delay, she said again: "Don't make trouble! I can handle this matter, let me go!"
"I can do it too, so I won't let you go." Qi Guanyi smiled jokingly, and snapped his fingers on her forehead provocatively, then turned and left.
Si Yan's mind was buzzing for a moment.
Only players can save in advance, not game characters. Moreover, even if she saves it here in advance, if she does not die, there is no way to read the file back.
"jack..." Si Yan shuddered and collected herself, "You, you help me save a file here, and then... if something happens to Qi Guanyi, you will kill me, read the file back and start again, OK?"
"...Sorry, no." Jack's voice was full of apology, "NPC can't do anything to the player, otherwise the self-destruct device will be activated."
Si Yan was startled: "Then I commit suicide...?"
"Suicide is not allowed. Player suicide is equivalent to terminating the game." Jack's calm tone sounded a little indifferent.
What should I do...
Si Yan raised her head to look at the curtain with her breathing in a steady state, and the scene of Qi Guanyi lifting the curtain and leaving seemed to be repeated before her eyes again and again.
However, there are no people in sight.