The Beauty Blogger Chapter 136: Decorte delicate eye cream

Since the palace banquet, the normal life in the palace and various arrangements outside the palace have been going on at the same time.

Si Yan is naturally very concerned about the progress outside. After all, it is directly related to whether Jack can be brought back. She cares more about Jack than Tong Rui and the others. But it's useless to care about it. She can't go out of the palace frequently, all she can do is meet with Tong Rui and the others occasionally to listen to the situation, and she can't focus on life in the palace for the rest of the time.

So she had to find something meaningful for herself, such as pleasing the queen...!

In fact, Si Yan has long discovered that the Queen's Liangliang setting is a tsundere. At the very beginning, the queen really hated her, otherwise she wouldn't have said that she would be given to the Fifth Highness as a concubine. But later, in retrospect, it should be shortly after Qi Guanyi made it clear that he liked her, the queen began to accept her little by little.

But this process of acceptance is obviously not obvious - the queen's arrogance is reflected here, no matter how much she changes her opinion of Si Yan during this process, she still looks like "I I really dislike you", "Why does my son fall in love with you", "I really hope you disappear from the world".

In Si Yan's view, the queen is a... unique way to save face? In fact, since the three sisters were involved in the poisoning incident, the queen's concern for her has been quite obvious, but after the incident, she still insisted on saying "I hate you so much" and "Why does my son like you?" You're a shit" and "I really hope you disappear from the world".

So this "pleasing" doesn't look difficult to Si Yan, it's not so much flattering, it's better to say that she wants to design a step for the queen to let her go down, so that she can accept and accept it psychologically. Her transition from hostility to harmony.

Keeping the queen's psychology in check, Si Yan adjusted her mood, and then began the process of "nodding and bowing to pretend to be a grandson"!

Of course, this matter still has to start from her strengths. The general direction of her thinking is whether she can paint the queen beautifully, choose the cosmetics she likes, and so on.

On the first day, Si Yan presented the empress with her six-color mac repair disk, which is very useful and has sold well in reality.

The queen glanced lightly: "Are you mocking me for being too cheeky?"

Si Yan: Σ(°△°)︴

The next day, after careful consideration, Si Yan presented a plate of su□□u Yinghua, which was extremely popular, and accompanied it with a very flattering line: "Empress, you are dignified and elegant, this color matches your temperament !”

The queen looked at the eye shadow, her expression was still calm, but she seemed to be thinking about something seriously.

Huh, she likes it?

Si Yan waited tremblingly, secretly preparing to roll up her sleeves to help the queen put on eye makeup, and then heard the queen sigh: "Alas..."

Si Yan: "...?"

The queen's faint eyes turned to her, and she said softly, "Ah Yan."

Si Yan trembled x2: "Emperor... Empress Empress?"

The queen's hand "slapped" on the box of eye shadows: "Back then, when Mrs. Min met His Majesty for the first time, she used this painting of eye makeup, and she fell in love with it. What do you mean?"

Si Yan: Σ(°△°)︴How the **** do I know about this...

On the third day, Si Yan didn't dare to give cosmetics to the queen any more.

This thing can please most women, but now it seems... It seems that it is easy to make mistakes?

"Hey, I'm convinced. Why do you despise big faces when you send them a repair plate? Girls with small faces also need face repairs!" Si Yan complained to Qi Guanyi angrily when he entered the palace. "If I give her a lipstick, will she say, 'Are you mocking Ben Gong's lack of blood on her lips'? Give her a blush, and say, 'Do you think my complexion is pale'? Give her a setting powder, hey, I'll go there It must be worse...'Do you despise the big oil field on the face of the palace'?"

She was pinching her nose to learn vividly, and Qi Guanyi, who was standing next to her and listening to her complaints, burst out laughing: "Hahahaha..."

"You're still laughing!" Si Yan stretched out her foot and stepped on his boot, "Are you happy to see that I don't get along well with your mother? Help me find a way!"

"Actually, you don't have to please her like this." Qi Guanyi held back her smile, "You also know that she either really hates you, or she insists on fighting for it, so she is just talking about it and won't treat you How is it?"

"I know..." Si Yan curled her lips, staring at him aggrievedly while planting herself in his arms, "I just want to get along well with her. You see, I don't have any real relatives in this world, My mother and my sister only met after I entered the world, and my affection is limited. You are the most important thing right now, I want to get along well with your mother, and I also want to have a sense of belonging to 'home'."

... so pitiful?

Qi Guanyi knew that what she said was 70% sincere and 30% coquettish. However, most of the time, she was on her own and did not rely on others. Whether it was sincere helplessness or deliberate coquettishness, he had no resistance at all. force.

"I'm not sad, listen to me." He hugged her, nodded and kissed her on the forehead, "If you care about this matter so much, let's take it slowly together. Um... I'm sorry for you things. I don't understand, but speaking of it, do you all care about wrinkles?"

"Of course!" Si Yan looked up at him, "This is the most annoying, and it won't go away once it grows, it's annoying!"

"...Can't get rid of it?!" Qi Guanyi was suddenly embarrassed.

Si Yan's dull face: "Yes... Theoretically, once dry lines and fine lines and crow's feet appear, you can only try your best to slow down the development and make them fade. It is impossible to completely eliminate... What do you want to say?"

Qi Guanyi wanted to say, so I dug a trap for myself, right? !

Then he supported his forehead and said: "I originally wanted to say that I heard my mother sigh that day and now there are more wrinkles under my eyes. I want you to try to see if you can start from this..."

Si Yan immediately said firmly: "I can!"

Qi Guanyi: "..."

At the same time, the plans outside the palace are proceeding in an orderly manner.

Tong Rui and Wei Xuan teamed up to hype up the "Ten Disasters Theory". Coincidentally, during the hype, there was a flood in the south, and when it spread to the capital, it was immediately considered by the people as a confirmation of the legend.

Then they struck while the iron was hot, and put the catastrophe of "the zombie siege" on the agenda.

It started when a place called Wangjia Village, twenty miles north of the capital, was captured by zombies overnight!

The only survivor who fled into the capital said this: "Well, there are a lot of zombies, all of them are blue and purple, just like people who have just died are rotting. His face is pale but his eyes are bloodshot, and... …Bite anyone you see! One bite down, full of blood! The bitten person falls down and twitches, twitches for a while, spits out a mouthful of black blood, then foams at the mouth, and when he gets up again It's the same as the zombie that bit it!"

There are many more detailed explanations, such as: "Zombies are very strong, and they don't seem to get tired. They can chase a person for more than ten miles when they stare at them. People are so panting that they can't run for a long time. It's scary to be able to fly up and chew on it!"

Another example: "And some zombies will lay ambushes! There is an Aunt Wang next door to me... Oh, there are more than fifty Aunt Wangs in our village, and she is one of them. She just ran into the fields, I think it should be fine, but a zombie sprang out from nowhere and gnawed her, eh, there was no movement at all before, obviously she was hiding well and waiting for someone to pass by!"

All the melon-eating people in the capital imagined the scene in the description, and they all felt creepy. For a while, no one even thought to ask the short man in front of him, how did he escape?

After the crowd dispersed, the survivor turned a few turns and entered an inconspicuous inn.

"How is it?" Tong Rui stepped forward and asked urgently.

Little Tuoluo, who was talking dry, went to the table and poured a cup of tea, then waved his hand: "Don't worry, I believe everything, everything is going well!"

"Huh..." Tong Rui breathed a sigh of relief.

Where are there any zombies in the world? Even if it exists in the real world, there is no such setting in the game world.

The so-called "zombie siege" was of course arranged by them. They were not short of people and money, so they rented out Wangjia Village for a few thousand taels of silver, and let the villagers live outside for a while, and the place was up to them.

It felt like renting a movie theater, and the people under them acted in it.

After the news spread to the capital, the drama in Wangjiacun continued. It is not a trivial matter to put such an incident that caused panic among the people, and the government sent people to surround the entire village the next day.

They shot arrows in an attempt to kill the zombies, but it didn't work. These zombies that looked extremely uncoordinated walked like iron, and the arrows fell to the ground with a clang. .

——This is due to Si Yan. When Wei Xuan proposed the government's siege and said that bows and arrows were most likely to be used, Si Yan came up with the idea to let Tong Rui use eye shadow to fight "bullet armor".

——She said that the speed of Feather Arrow should be much slower than bullets in modern society, so choosing thicker eyeshadow should be able to block it?

——So Tong Rui stayed up all night refining a room full of tomford's four-color eye shadows, and then asked everyone to stay up all night to assemble equipment, and then she thought that these things hadn't emitted the light and heat they should have (...) About to be pierced by an arrow, the heart is broken one step ahead of the eye shadow.

The plan to shoot and kill failed, and the officers and soldiers dared not approach for a while, fearing that they would be bitten, and the two sides remained in a stalemate for a while.

Just at this moment, a handsome man dressed in white descended from the sky as if he was full of holy light!

"Go to the left, go to the left a little bit more!" Yun Li fell down handsomely, while holding down his voice to give instructions to the person in charge of the rope.

The rope is hung between two small buildings, and most of the places are covered by trees, and the places not covered by trees are almost blind spots from the perspective of officers and soldiers.

When he knelt on one knee and settled down, a group of zombies rushed over with their teeth and claws!

Yun Li stood up without any fear, he was unarmed, but he had no intention of dodging, until the zombies approached, he pointed his fingers at the sky and shouted loudly: "!"

"Okay, okay!" Tong Rui secretly applauded his fairly accurate pronunciation in the dark.

In front of Yunli, dozens of zombies fell to the ground.

In a place farther away, all the officers and soldiers were dumbfounded.

Yun Li raised his head chicly, touched the ground with his feet, and jumped into the air again.

Seeing that he seemed to be about to leave, someone among the officers and soldiers hurriedly called out to him: "Your Excellency, stay!"

I saw the man in white fixed in the air, looking at him with an extremely indifferent expression: "What's the matter?"

"Pavilion ... Heyo is sacred?" The officers and soldiers were still immersed in the shock of Fang, and tongue tied.

The man who was hanging in the air and obviously possessed divine power raised his jaw slightly: "I am the messenger of the Lord God Jack, Tom."

Officers and soldiers: "Hot... hot mom?"

Yunli: "I was ordered by the Lord God Jack to save the world together with my companion Jerry. However, Jerry has unfortunately died in the process of saving the world, and my divine power has also been greatly damaged. Right now, I can barely save the world. It won't be long..."

He sighed deeply as he spoke, feeling endless regret.

The officer and soldier immediately said: "Mother Tang...Don't sigh, God Mother Tang! Is there any other way? I will do my best! At your disposal!"

"Hmm..." "Mother Hot God" pondered, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, "There is no way, but it requires the unity of all people."

The officers and soldiers looked happy: "Why is everyone united?"

"Hot Mother God" said: "The people need to pray together, and ask Jack to return to the world - the spell I just recited, each person should recite a hundred times a day; pray before meals and before going to bed, loudly Say the name Jack, intentionally ask him to come back, and save the world.”

The officers and soldiers nodded their heads immediately: "Okay, okay! Let's go to the capital to spread the word! We will build a temple to worship him!"

In the palace, after Si Yan carefully recalled the high-end eye products and selected three or five to present to the Changqiu Palace, the process of "pleasing the mother-in-law" finally went smoothly.

Decorte Eye Cream is the most suitable for the queen.

This eye cream is highly moisturizing, stretchable and easily absorbed. As a thicker eye cream, it is also surprisingly not sticky at all, and it is very comfortable to use.

When Si Yan tried it for the queen for the first time, she purposely applied more. The next day, the queen praised that the dry lines and fine lines under her eyes had faded, and she asked her to help apply it every day since then.

After four days like this, when Si Yan was gently helping the Queen apply eye cream again, the Queen suddenly said quietly: "Hey, have you heard about your Majesty's decree to enshrine the Lord God Jack?"

Mom, this is called Fa Zhenzhong Er...

Si Yan laughed wildly in her heart, and replied gently on the surface: "I heard."

The queen thought about it again: "You said that the main **** Jack...is it male or female?"

Si Yan: "..."

Then she pretended to be stupid and said in a daze: "This... gods are higher than human beings, so they may not be able to tell the difference between men and women, right? Maybe if people want a man, they can choose a man, and if they want a woman, they can choose a woman?"

"Well, that makes sense." The Queen nodded, "Well, I'll make a copy of the things you picked out for me. What if any of them can make this fairy happy? Let's decide power."

Si Yan: "..."

She especially wanted to say, no, no, no, you think too much. This great immortal has a magnificent face and unsurpassed beauty, and he can fascinate thousands of girls without these...

But of course she obediently prepared the "tribute".

At the same time, Jingli's "prayer" has developed into a climax under the routine of Tong Rui and Wei Xuan.

Every day at noon, the residents flooded the streets, shouting in unison: "Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack!"

——Those who knew it was summoning the gods, but those who didn't know thought they had just changed a president who made everyone dissatisfied, and they were protesting to demand a replacement.

Tong Rui and Wei Xuan stood on the third floor of a restaurant looking at the scene under the window, and were satisfied with this development, when she suddenly heard the system prompt beeping.

"You have obtained the best equipment [Human Heart]."

When Tong Rui was stunned, she saw beautiful purple bubbles popping up from the crowd below, and in each bubble was written [People's Heart] [People's Heart] [People's Heart].

"I Fuck" Tong Rui held his forehead. I just feel that "fuck" can't express my mood at this time, I have to use "I|fuck" in a correct way!

Is the co-author such a "heart"? ! The "people's heart" of "people's direction"? !

She always thought it was the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, and almost stabbed Qi Guanxiu to death!

Thinking about it now, it is indeed this [People's Heart] that is more in line with the small and fresh setting of the beauty game. However, when other internal organs can really be used as raw materials, who would have thought that the human heart refers to this! ! !

Are you really a god? [People's hearts]...

Tong Rui gritted her teeth dumbfounded, stretched out her hand and took the [People's Heart] away, thinking about coming down later to see what the **** it could do.

At the same time, in a building in the real world, the alarm bell rang in the room marked "Duty Room": "Attention, data anomaly alert! Attention, data anomaly alert! Attention, data anomaly alert!"

The programmers on duty immediately gathered in front of the computer, opened the monitoring summary, and saw the same word everywhere, so many times that it made people dizzy.

"Jack?" Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, "What's going on?"

"I don't know..." The first person who rushed to the computer held the mouse and thought for a while, "Let's see the results of the automatic calculation and suggest how to go?"

As he spoke, he clicked on the special program for analyzing the plot, and calculated that the most reasonable development direction for the next step is: "Throw Jack back into the game world to solve the panic in a large area."

"What the hell?!?!" Several people continued to look at each other.