Immortal Koi Is Going To Debut Chapter 140: Spoof extra divorce

Chapter 140 Spoof extra divorce

Ten years later.

Although the Jianghu emergency team renewed their contract for another five years, they have been together for ten years. However, when the time to renew the contract is about to expire, there is still news that they are about to disband.

It's like the rumors of couples breaking up and getting married publicly, and the married couple's pregnancy, divorce, and cheating. These reporters have been annoying for ten years, and they never get tired of it.

The news of the feud between Wu Yu and An Zihan was also brought up again. The fans of the two families have pinched each other for ten years, and they have all pinched their feelings. It was very intense at the beginning, and now the buddhas are arguing. From fighting to talking about lipstick, and then talking about the new Apple mobile phone to be launched, it is also a kind of growth.

However, on this day, Wu Yu suddenly posted a Weibo, causing an uproar.

Wu Yu: @安子汉 Let's get divorced. picture.

The picture is a divorce agreement.

Weibo exploded that day.

Beautiful girl AF: What's the situation? divorce? Is it the kind I understand?

Su Buzhe: This... Congratulations to the male god, happy to be single?

Lan Shuilan: What's going on? It's not April Fool's Day! Could it be that the two of them immigrated together a while ago for the purpose of getting married?

Amy: A ten-year-old fan is suddenly confused, how do I tear it up this time?

Lin Xiaopang: Could it be that they are not at odds, but are so happy that they are all married, but now...the marriage has changed?

Professional Goose Catcher: It should be the matter of two male gods coming out of the closet, but now the sudden divorce, I can't bear it! This world is crazy, I'm going back to Mars.

An Zihan was about to go crazy after reading Weibo. He threw his phone aside and looked at the empty house, speechless for a while.

In the third year of dating Wu Yu, he got married passionately.

It was a flash of inspiration at all. Immediately afterwards, the immigration application was submitted, and the marriage certificate was obtained immediately after immigration.

The two of them bought the current house together as a wedding room, and lived together cautiously after getting married.

They have also lived in peace these years, without any scandals. Many people have almost forgotten that An Zihan was once a playboy.

In the next two years, the conflict between him and Wu Yu became more and more serious.

He did it before, Wu Yu could bear it, and thought he was cute.

When it came to the seven-year itch, Wu Yu couldn't bear it anymore, and directly broke out, and even straightforwardly planned to divorce.

Both of them didn't publicly disclose their relationship, nor did they publicly come out, and they directly announced their divorce.

Originally, it was fine to leave in private, but Wu Yu had to show it to the public. It seems that this time she is determined.

The reason for the divorce is as follows: A year ago, Wu Yu suddenly broke out a wave of powerful scandals.

After Wu Yu's first assistant became rational, he didn't throw away the gift Xia Xuer gave him, but put it away, and suddenly exposed the contents of the photo album a year ago.

Xia Xuer was single, and Wu Yu was also "single". Many people showed clips of movies they made, saying that they were a good match.

Plus, after Wu Yuhong got married, Xia Xu'er didn't continue to pester her, she didn't gossip about her, and she didn't tear her up.

Since then, An Zihan has been very upset.

After all, even if he has acted in these years, he can be regarded as a person with zero scandals. Wu Yu has been entangled with a woman for so many years, which is really annoying.

Then, a month ago, Wu Yu suddenly went to get a tan.

A young man who used to be quite handsome, suddenly turned dark, with a mouth full of white teeth.

An Zihan didn't like it, so he had a big fight with Wu Yu, and asked Wu Yu to get him back, but Wu Yu didn't listen.

An Zihan was so angry that he committed another death. He found a girl to cooperate with him to pose for a photo. He took a group photo on the bed and sent a message: I found out that it is better to be a girl.

Wu Yu didn't reply, and dragged him black directly.

He also called Wu Yu, and Wu Yu immediately shut down the phone.

He didn't take it seriously, thinking that he would coax Wu Yu back when Wu Yu became jealous, but when he returned home, he found that Wu Yu had emptied his belongings.

Looking at Weibo again, Wu Yu has already posted a Weibo announcing her divorce.

Walking around the room, he saw a divorce agreement on the coffee table, and immediately picked it up and tore it up.

He went upstairs irritably, entered the bedroom, and saw another divorce agreement on the bed.

"Fuck!" An Zihan tore up again.

He went into the bathroom to turn on the water to take a bath, and there was another divorce agreement in the bathtub. He finally picked up the agreement and looked at it, then sighed.

Sitting on the edge of the bathtub, he took a closer look at the agreement.

Then quickly got out of the bathroom, rushed downstairs, picked up the phone again, and forwarded Weibo rather stubbornly: OK, I have signed. Wu Yu: @安子汉 Let's get divorced. picture.

After the transfer was over, he put down his phone and started crying. While crying, he walked upstairs, still cursing Wu Yu for being an idiot.

He is not a very good person.

He has a bad temper and a bad personality, and he was very carefree in the early days.

But when he was with Wu Yu, he treated Wu Yu wholeheartedly. He grew up so big, he never thought that he would fall in love for ten years and marry someone. After marriage, he still didn't change his mind. .

Now this big pig's hoof is actually going to get divorced!

Wu Yu doesn't want him anymore.

Holding the phone, he opened the combination group and began to scold: Wu Yu, you stinking idiot.

An Zihan: You scumbag, do you really think you don't want me? I have long disliked you.

An Zihan: Get out!

Wu Yu: I will ask my assistant to pick it up.

An Zihan: Hehe, you don't even dare to see me anymore, do you?

Wu Yu: I don't want to see you anymore.

An Zihan: Fuck! you wanna die.

Wu Yu: I asked my assistant to tell you the time and place to go through the divorce procedures.

Wu Yu quit the group chat.

An Zihan: Did you see it too? How much he went too far!

Su Jinli: But you cheated.

An Zihan: I was posing for a photo, so I'm blind and can't see it?

Su Jinli: But it's too much.

An Zihan: Isn't Wu Yu too much? Post it directly on Weibo, without saving me any face.

Su Jinli: I also persuaded him, but he ignored it.

An Zihan: Scumbag! Crazy cursing.

Su Jinli: You calm down your emotions first, I'll get busy first.

An Zihan: @范千震@常思音。

Fan Qianting quit the group chat.

Chang Siyin: Zihan, don't be impulsive...

Chang Siyin: But I can't help you much.

Chang Siyin quit the group chat.

An Zihan suddenly felt that he had been betrayed by all his relatives, so he lay on the bed and began to cry. I could cry for hours until I fell asleep crying.

After waking up, the room was still empty, but suddenly he began to think about Wu Yu.

Although Wu Yu is very boring, has a bad personality, and always likes to tease him, Wu Yu is actually a pretty good man.

Now that I think about it carefully, it is true that he has gone too far. He has been arguing with Wu Yu for a year, and even made a big death when he took the bed photo.

The more he thought about it, the more sad he felt, so he could only call Su Jinli.

It was actually An Ziyan who answered the call, and asked him in a low voice: "What's the matter, Jin Li is asleep."

"I don't want a divorce."

"It's true that Wu Yu went too far this time, I support you in not forgiving him, let him regret it."

"But brother, I really like him, I don't want to divorce."

"Oh, then you and Wu Yu have a good chat." An Ziyan is like grass on the wall, not suitable to be the object of complaints at all.

An Zihan calmed down for another two days. Just when he felt better, he wanted to talk to Wu Yu, only to find out that Wu Yu had really sent an assistant to fetch the divorce agreement.

An Zihan exploded immediately, took his assistant and cursed at him, and then insisted on forcing the assistant to take him to see Wu Yu.

When he arrived at Wu Yu's residence, An Zihan discovered that Wu Yu had actually bought a new house himself, and he didn't know about it at all.

He strode in, looked around, and finally found Wu Yu's room.

Wu Yu was leaning on the head of the bed, sitting on the bed and reading the script, when she saw An Zihan's sudden arrival, she couldn't help being taken aback, and asked, "What are you doing here?"

"I will never leave!"

"Didn't you sign it already?"

"Don't even think about abandoning me! I'm going to fight you to the death."

Wu Yu couldn't help frowning, and continued to read the script.

An Zihan closed the door, walked in and got into bed, sat on Wu Yu's lap, and cursed: "Damn scumbag."

Wu Yu ignored him.

"I won't make you proud, you're single, don't you want to get back together with your ex-girlfriend?" An Zihan asked again.

"You don't need to worry about this."

An Zihan became anxious after hearing this, and stretched out his legs to show Wu Yu: "Is she as long as my legs?"

Wu Yu ignored him.

"Is she as white as me?"

Wu Yu still ignored him.

An Zihan took away Wu Yu's script and threw it aside, picked up Wu Yu's face and started kissing, not daring to ignore it, but also a little eager.

Wu Yu moved back a bit, An Zihan became anxious, held Wu Yu to keep him from moving, and continued to kiss.

Wu Yu didn't refuse, but just didn't respond.

An Zihan actually cried himself into a kiss, and kissed while crying, and only when he touched Wu Yu did he realize how reluctant he was.

Then helped Wu Yu, and then sat up and moved by himself, crying while moving, and stopped scolding Wu Yu, and began to apologize to Wu Yu: "I did it to anger you on purpose, it was just a posing, I don't want to Divorce, I love you so much... I'm jealous because I like you so much."

The back seemed to be comfortable, sobbing and moaning, and leaned over to kiss Wu Yu again.

Wu Yu stared at An Zihan, wanted to laugh several times, but finally held back.

When both of them recovered, An Zihan got excited again, and asked Wu Yu confidently: "Can others make you so happy?"

Wu Yu rested her chin on An Zihan's shoulder and asked An Zihan, "Have you read the divorce agreement carefully?"

"Looked a little bit."

"Where did we get married?"

"What are you asking this for?"

"What is the text of the divorce agreement?"

"Chinese."

"You idiot."

An Zihan finally came to his senses, pushed Wu Yu away, looked at Wu Yu's face and asked, "So you're bluffing me?"

"I don't play harder and you'll never realize you're wrong."

"You...you are courting death!"

"Only you can make me very happy. How could I find someone else? You have been suspicious for nine years, and you broke out for one year. During these ten years, have you seen me cheating? I have endured your unreasonable troubles for ten years, and still Don't let me make a fuss?"

Are you making a big fuss?

"Do you know what's wrong?"

An Zihan quickly wiped away the tears he didn't dry, and started to beat Wu Yu, but Wu Yu held him down after a few strokes: "Stop making trouble, you are so troublesome, you haven't had **** for more than a month, Do it again."

The next day.

An Zihan: @乌羽老公 I was wrong.

Comment:

Wu Yu: Good boy.

Then Wu Yu deleted the Weibo where she announced her divorce.

Qianmo, the number one weakest person in the universe: If you don't understand, just ask, is this... coming out in disguise and making it public? In such a unique way?

Lazy and lazy: There are so many slots, I don't know where to start.

Aiya Shiran: Now, is it true that celebrities are publicized in this way first and then down?

Da da da da da meow: I just said that the two of them are at odds, right? Can we file for a divorce? Wait, divorce?

Jijimo: I am in a mess now, the two of them... who is 0 and who is 1? Shall we bet?

Nemo: In this case, what can I say? A happy marriage for a hundred years? Is there a rainbow after the storm? Sister Zihan, stop making trouble, your husband will divorce you!