In The DC World With Marvel Chat Group Chapter 191: The Adventures of Thor (Part 1)

"The Days of Being a Spiritual Mentor in Meiman"

, the days when I was a spiritual mentor in Meiman

"Okay, listen big man, you can't smash those horn cars, Hell's Kitchen doesn't have a rule against horn horns during the day..."

Steve pulled Thor back who was about to rush out, and said to him very seriously: "If you continue like this, you may be arrested and sent to a mental hospital. According to the psychiatrists I know, You will be in bad luck."

"Why do you people on Earth speak so strangely? I can't understand your accent at all. Why do you have to hold your voice? Can you be a little bit man?!" Thor said loudly.

Steve took a deep breath, he had had enough of Thor, he grabbed Thor's arm with his right hand to keep him from wandering, and then took out his cell phone with the other hand to call Nick.

"Nick, if you want me to take this guy, can you quickly get him a translation device? The two of us can't communicate at all!"

That's right, the first problem Thor encountered after he came down to earth was his strange accent. Of course Thor could speak English, but the last time he came to Earth, this place in the United States Still don't speak English.

To be precise, when he came to Earth last time, English was not spoken in England.

As a result, his current language structure is Old English words and grammar, plus a strong Asgardian accent.

But the country he is in now is the United States, a place that has been planning to expel British English from English.

This made it difficult for them to communicate. When Nick asked Steve to stare at Thor, Steve hadn't realized the seriousness of the problem. Take a tour of downtown New York and show him where he's going to live next.

As a result, in just a few tens of minutes, Thor was like an energetic husky, wanting to rush up and take a bite of everything he saw. Steve was very suspicious. that punch.

Steve stood at the intersection, with one hand on his hips, and one hand grabbed Thor, and said to him helplessly: "If you want to revenge for the punch I gave you, well, I can apologize to you, but This is not my intention, you have to go to the doctor who is good at physical therapy."

"And this is not the reason for you to knock on people's car windows on the street, move barricades at random, and kick paint cans away. If this continues, you will not only be punched by me, you will be beaten! "

Steve tried his best, but Thor didn't understand.

Steve also saw that he was playing the piano against the cow, just when he was about to continue persuading, his cell phone rang, and Schiller on the opposite side said to him: "Captain, can I trouble you to come to Stark Tower? We may need you to do a strength test."

After Steve hung up the phone, he dialed again immediately. He said, "Hello? Is Peter there? Oh, I'm his friend Steve, can you please let him answer the phone?"

"Hey, Steve, what's the matter? I'm eating!" Peter was a little vague when he answered, obviously he hadn't swallowed what was in his mouth.

"It's like this. Nick gave me a mission. Simply speaking, it is to take an alien on a tour in New York, but now there are other things. Can you come and help me with a class?"

"Traveling with aliens?...Is that so? Where is that?...So amazing? Oh..." Peter lowered his voice, apparently with his family by his side, he paused, and put his mouth Swallowing the things, and then: "Wait, I'll be right there."

Not long after, Peter ran over from the other side of the street. He was still wearing Captain America's commemorative T-shirt. When he walked forward, he pointed to the shield pattern on his chest. The husband smiled at him, and patted him on the shoulder: "If you want, I can print you a shield for you, and guarantee a 1:1 restoration."

"Really?" Peter asked in surprise, and then he hesitated: "But it seems a bit disrespectful, after all, it is the symbol of Captain America's honor."

"It doesn't matter, as long as you complete this task for me, I will give you one, and I will also give you an autograph."

Peter was so happy that he jumped up, he immediately grabbed Thor: "Don't worry, wrap it on me!"

Steve gave him a thumbs up, and watched Peter dragging Thor away, he sighed, and felt a little guilty in his heart, always feeling like he was lying to a child.

Thor was even more unhappy when he was pulled by Peter. Asgardians believe in the principle that the big fist is the boss. Although he was dissatisfied with Steve attacking him and giving him a punch, he also admitted that the Man is a strong fighter, but what about this kid? Why does it look like bean sprouts?

Peter stopped suddenly after walking a few steps, and Thor froze there. He looked Peter up and down: "Aren't you tired from walking? How about I carry you?"

Thor's world view is very simple, except for the fact that big fists are the last word, there is also the point of helping the weak and taking care of the old, weak, sick and disabled. In his opinion, Peter is completely a child, and he is relatively weak among the people on earth. The kind that may need his help.

"I'm tired from walking, no, of course not, although my home is a bit far from here, it's not too tiring."

"I just suddenly thought of where to take you, we..."

"Leave me alone, that annoying guy has finally left, I have to go around by myself!" Before Peter finished, Thor turned around and left, he didn't need a child to lead the way.

So, Thor was about to leave by himself, Peter chased after him and shouted: "Hey, wait! My signature T-shirt..."

"Don't do this! Don't cross the road, it's against the traffic rules! Wait...don't touch that car, no! Don't kick the door, people will think you're a robber..."

Steve can still grab Thor, but Peter can only stop him and make him change direction.

"I didn't, hey, stop! Don't go there! There is construction over there, no...don't come back over the roadblock...there may be..."

"Why do you people on Earth think of me as a fool? I am the prince of Asgard, of course I know what to do! I..."

"Boom!"

Two minutes later, Peter grabbed Thor's feet and pulled him out of the mud. He looked at his mud-stained T-shirt and said, "This is a new genuine souvenir I bought, and it's quite expensive of..."

Thor said angrily, "Can't the barricades made by you humans be bigger? I thought it was just a low wall, and it was someone else's yard inside!"

"Okay, listen, Steve and you are aliens, so I don't care about your ignorance of this common sense, and it seems that you don't know much about the language of the earth, you can't understand me It's understandable, but at least you can understand my movements, right?"

Peter made a cross on his chest with his arm. He said, "This means you can't go. The place where you are not allowed to go may be dangerous. Fortunately, this time it is just a mud pit. What if there are wires or something underneath? But it's too bad, you really have to listen to me!"

Thor ignored Peter, and walked forward with his arms folded. Peter chased after him, and Thor turned his head: "You are just a child, what about your parents? They let you be like this Wandering all over the street?"

"I finished my summer homework, so I can come out to play, oh, I haven't yet, let me take you to my favorite video game hall, you will definitely like it there."

"What's that place?"

"It's a place to play games. There are many game consoles there, and new models have been released recently. I haven't gone there yet. Let's go!"

"Oh, by the way, wait, I'll call a friend of mine."

This Peter took out his mobile phone and said to the other end of the phone: "Pikachu, what are you doing? That's right, see you at the old place..."

Five minutes later, Peter took Thor and appeared in an arcade on the edge of Hell's Kitchen.

He came to the door, but didn't go in. Instead, he walked in along an alley next to him. After a while, a yellow figure jumped onto the wall, and then jumped directly into Peter's arms. Peter and Pikachu clapped his hands, "Long time no see! Dude!"

"Ha, I don't know who is blinded by his little girlfriend, and hasn't come to play with his buddies for so long!"

"Dr. Schiller went on a long trip before, didn't you want to help him look after the store? I thought you were busy, okay... okay, I'm sorry, don't call me!"

Thor is very curious about Pikachu, he: "Is this your pet? Why is he so yellow?"

So, he was about to reach out to touch Pikachu, and just as he reached out to Pikachu's head, he was shocked and screamed "Aww", Peter quickly grabbed Pikachu's tail: "Stop making trouble, you will shock others Oh, I forgot to introduce, this is my good buddy Pikachu, the two of us are the best partners!"

"Did we have a group name before?" Peter looked at Pikachu and asked. ?”

"Of course it's not that good~IndoMTL.com~ the taste is too big."

Seeing Peter and Pikachu fighting there, Thor actually calmed down. He even missed it a bit: "I used to have a pet, a smart and clever hunting dog, but it was a pity that it died in battle."

"Have you ever raised a dog?" Peter looked at Thor and asked, "Do aliens also have dogs?"

"Of course, Asgard is not far from the earth, and many of our living habits are similar."

"Then you still..."

"I just can't stand those cars that make noise at will, you know? If someone dares to make a noise in a chariot on the road of Asgard, he will be whipped."

"There are also those roadblocks, which are not enough warning at all, even children can climb up."

"There are also those who use strange jars to scribble on the walls. In Asgard, if you dare to scribble on the walls, you will be arrested."

"Uh...actually, it's the same on Earth, it's just that the place is messy, and no one cares about them."

"If this is the case, it seems to make sense. You were the prince of Asgard before, so it is logical for you to take care of these things, but this is the earth, you are not a prince, and you may be beaten if you rush directly."

"My father is the master of the nine kingdoms, and the nine kingdoms also include the atrium, and I am the future master of the nine kingdoms. Of course I have to take care of these things."

Peter just thought about something, but Thor said: "Where is your fun? I don't think it will be more interesting than hunting."

"Hunting? That's all about the Middle Ages, right? Let's go, let me show you some modern rides, you will definitely find it great!"

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